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User:Zaiger/The Real Syko
The Real Syko
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
<a href="/web/20100904170605/http://the-real-syko.deviantart.com/" class="external text" title="http://The-Real-Syko.deviantart.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The-Real-Syko on DevianTART</a> (More like The Real Sicko <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Yes" title="Yes">AMIRITE?</a>) is an <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Irish" title="Irish" class="mw-redirect">Irish</a> humorless <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Butthurt" title="Butthurt">butthurt</a> <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Furfag" title="Furfag" class="mw-redirect">furfag</a> <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sonic" title="Sonic" class="mw-redirect">sonic</a> <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fantard" title="Fantard">fantard</a> who is also known to be a massive <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Prick" title="Prick" class="mw-redirect">prick</a>. His age is unknown, but judging by his maturity he's a <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/13_year_old_boy" title="13 year old boy" class="mw-redirect">13 year old boy</a> with the drawings skills of a <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Retard" title="Retard">5 year old.</a> This is probably why his most 'popular' deviation is an <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/EncyclopediaDramatica" title="EncyclopediaDramatica" class="mw-redirect">EncyclopediaDramatica</a> sucks stamp. This is quite normal among tartlets, but he enabled (now disabled since he is a <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Coward" title="Coward">coward</a>) comments so: A) He can agree with every other <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Butthurt" title="Butthurt">butthurt</a> <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tartlet" title="Tartlet" class="mw-redirect">tartlet</a> who HAETS Encyclopedia Dramatica and B) Blocking anyone who says anything other than <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lie" title="Lie" class="mw-redirect">"U R RITE ENCYCLOPEDIA SUX!!!"</a>, (though he has yet to realize he can only block up to 100 people according to <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://help.deviantart.com/641/" class="external text" title="http://help.deviantart.com/641/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">the DA faq</a>) all to increase his <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/E-go" title="E-go">e-go</a>. His <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shitty_art" title="Shitty art" class="mw-redirect">art</a> consists of <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Furfags" title="Furfags" class="mw-redirect">furfags</a> and <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://the-real-syko.deviantart.com/art/Adventures-Of-Mr-Hahn-Ep-1-72208420/" class="external text" title="http://the-real-syko.deviantart.com/art/Adventures-Of-Mr-Hahn-Ep-1-72208420\" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">tragic attempts to be funny.</a> NOTE: He's REALLY quick to use the <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Banhammer" title="Banhammer" class="mw-redirect">banhammer</a> on anyone who does it for the <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lulz" title="Lulz">Lulz</a> / doesn't <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bestiality" title="Bestiality">want to see more furfags.</a> So, sadly, although it is easy to milk <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lulz" title="Lulz">Lulz</a> from this sad little <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lolcow" title="Lolcow" class="mw-redirect">Lolcow</a>, it is short-lived. (Also, he has <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Llamas" title="Llamas" class="mw-redirect">Llamas</a> in his signature, which makes him moar <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Unfunny" title="Unfunny">funny</a> than anyone else can ever hope to be.)
<a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sarcasm" title="Sarcasm">Also note, that he knows ALL, and knows what REAL HUMOR is, his stupid puns are so funny.</a>
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About The Real Syko
Despite the fact that most tartlets have never heard of him, he's enough of a <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Drama_Llama" title="Drama Llama">Drama Llama</a>/<a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Attention_whore" title="Attention whore" class="mw-redirect">Attention whore</a>/shitty artist to be the next <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/GoddessMillenia" title="GoddessMillenia">GoddessMillenia</a>.
As can be clearly seen from a look at his Deviantart Gallery, it's full of <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit" title="Shit">shit</a> furry drawings, even more shit human drawings, <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Unfunny" title="Unfunny">unfunny</a> jokes, and stamps whining about shit such as <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bebo" title="Bebo">Bebo</a>, <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sonic" title="Sonic" class="mw-redirect">Sonic</a>, <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/MySpace" title="MySpace">MySpace</a>, Furhaters and <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/EncyclopediaDramatica" title="EncyclopediaDramatica" class="mw-redirect">EncyclopediaDramatica</a>.
Unsurprisingly, the <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Deviantart" title="Deviantart" class="mw-redirect">Deviantart</a> paradox means that the guy gets a surprisingly large amount of pageviews , despite his work being only slightly better than <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chasethehedgehog" title="Chasethehedgehog">Chasethehedgehog</a>. This is probably because Deviantart is inhabited by <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Furries" title="Furries" class="mw-redirect">furries</a>, <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/MS_Paint" title="MS Paint">MS Paint</a> 'artists' and people who are just out for <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lulz" title="Lulz">Lulz</a>.
<a name="Examples_of_butthurt" id="Examples_of_butthurt"></a>Examples of butthurt
Syko is an <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Internet_tough_guy" title="Internet tough guy" class="mw-redirect">internet tough guy</a>, as can be seen by the way he swears, bitches and <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Banhammer" title="Banhammer" class="mw-redirect">banhammers</a> whenever someone says ANYTHING against him or whatever stupid thing he's done. He proudly declares his hatred for <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/EncyclopediaDramatica" title="EncyclopediaDramatica" class="mw-redirect">EncyclopediaDramatica</a> ALL THE FUCKING TIME. He even made a <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://the-real-syko.deviantart.com/art/EnyclopediaDramaticaSucksStamp-68336281/" class="external text" title="http://the-real-syko.deviantart.com/art/EnyclopediaDramaticaSucksStamp-68336281/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">stamp</a>, despite the fact that <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://child-of-the-rose.deviantart.com/art/Hate-Encyclopedia-Dramatica-64077359/" class="external text" title="http://child-of-the-rose.deviantart.com/art/Hate-Encyclopedia-Dramatica-64077359/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">some other random tartlet</a> had already made one. (Despite being no more true or funny, at least the other one had a little style. It was even ANIMATED!)
Yep. A troll linked Syko to this page. As per usual, he went <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Batshit_insane" title="Batshit insane" class="mw-redirect">batshit insane</a>. He whined a little with intent to <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pwn" title="Pwn" class="mw-redirect">pwn</a> and then pulled out his beloved (and overworked) <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Banhammer" title="Banhammer" class="mw-redirect">banhammer</a> when he realized he was failing, bringing the <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lulz" title="Lulz">lulz</a> to an end. The whole sad little affair can be found <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://comments.deviantart.com/4/4818970/624877704" class="external text" title="http://comments.deviantart.com/4/4818970/624877704" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here.</a> Syko discovered that he can hide comments, including his own, so he can hide his faggotry. DAMN.
As can be seen by his <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://the-real-syko.deviantart.com/art/Hey-Guess-what-74282029/" class="external text" title="http://the-real-syko.deviantart.com/art/Hey-Guess-what-74282029/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">response to this article</a> and his <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://the-real-syko.deviantart.com/art/To-All-The-Furhaters-I-Say-69404950/" class="external text" title="http://the-real-syko.deviantart.com/art/To-All-The-Furhaters-I-Say-69404950/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">stamp,</a> Syko proudly defends his right to keep drawing his <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Yiff" title="Yiff">fucking furries</a> and keep listening to <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Linkin_park" title="Linkin park" class="mw-redirect">Linkin park</a>, Green day, and <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://www.myspace.com/therealsyko" class="external text" title="http://www.myspace.com/therealsyko" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">whatever the fuck else he listens to.</a> AKA, he's going to keep calling people "Drama whores," he's going to keep pulling the same <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shitty_art" title="Shitty art" class="mw-redirect">art</a> out of his ass, and he's going to keep blocking any and all tartlets that show even the slightest hint of aproval towards anything <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/EncyclopediaDramatica" title="EncyclopediaDramatica" class="mw-redirect">EncyclopediaDramatica</a> related.
His immense butthurt aside, Amerika was founded on the freedom of speech, so he has every right to express said butthurt. Oh wait, he's Irish? FUCK'IM.
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BAWWW
It seems that Syko pays close attention to his ED page, since he's always bitching about how NASTY ED is. (HI SYKO!) Now,typical Tartlet fashion, he first says stupid shit about <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Australia" title="Australia" class="mw-redirect">Australia</a>, (Perhaps he isn't really <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ireland" title="Ireland">Irish!</a>) and then starts whining in his <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://the-real-syko.deviantart.com/journal/16583155/#comments/" class="external text" title="http://the-real-syko.deviantart.com/journal/16583155/#comments/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">journal</a> about trolls, and announces to the three or so tartlets who can tolerate his faggotry that he's taking a break from <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Deviantart" title="Deviantart" class="mw-redirect">Deviantart</a>. Sadly, he's going to be back, and when he is, expect more shitty furry pictures, <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Unfunny" title="Unfunny">unfunny</a> flashes, and comment-hiding.
Note that Syko hid all the recent comments, even some from a <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fantard" title="Fantard">fantard</a> who thought his drawings were good.
Holy shit, what the hell is this? <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://shukakuftw.deviantart.com/" class="external text" title="http://shukakuftw.deviantart.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">A fucking fantard</a> got its stupid comment hidden, so it cried and begged for forgiveness, offering him <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fanart" title="Fanart" class="mw-redirect">fanart</a>. Since Syko's an attention whore, he accepted. And the sad thing is, although the content of the picture is as fucking stupid as the shit Syko draws, (A glaring yellow Lion furry with punk hair) <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/ALL_CAPS" title="ALL CAPS">IT'S BETTER THAN SYKO'S SHIT.</a> <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://shukakuftw.deviantart.com/art/Syko-the-Lion-76050176" class="external text" title="http://shukakuftw.deviantart.com/art/Syko-the-Lion-76050176" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">LOOK AT IT.</a>
Syko managed to piss off a <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Troll" title="Troll">Troll</a> GOSH I WONDER HOW and it drew him a crappy troll picture. Syko BAWWWED to the <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Admin" title="Admin" class="mw-redirect">Admins</a> and they BALEETED it though. You can see it here in all its <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shitty_art" title="Shitty art" class="mw-redirect">glory.</a>
Goodnight, Sweet Prince?
On Friday, April 24th, Syko made one last journal post:
External Links
- <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://the-real-syko.deviantart.com/" class="external text" title="http://The-Real-Syko.deviantart.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">His deviantart account.</a> Remember to tell him how <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit" title="Shit">great</a> his art is!
<a href="/web/20100904170605/http://the-real-syko.deviantart.com/art/EnyclopediaDramaticaSucksStamp-68336281/" class="external text" title="http://the-real-syko.deviantart.com/art/EnyclopediaDramaticaSucksStamp-68336281/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">His masterpiece.</a> Changed the stamp from saying "Encyclopedia Dramatica sucks" to "no more drama". BAWWWWW.BAWWWWWWLETED.<a href="/web/20100904170605/http://www.myspace.com/therealsyko" class="external text" title="http://www.myspace.com/therealsyko" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">His myspace. Be sure to check out his music! :D</a>Also BAWWWWWWLETED.- <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://www.furaffinity.net/user/the-real-syko/" class="external text" title="http://www.furaffinity.net/user/the-real-syko/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">His FagAffinity account. Contains much faggotry and tentacle rape.</a>
- <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://the-real-syko.newgrounds.com/" class="external text" title="http://the-real-syko.newgrounds.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">His Newgrounds account. And you thought his art sucked...</a>
- <a href="/web/20100904170605/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRealDamnSyko" class="external text" title="http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRealDamnSyko" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">His Youtube account. His faggotry never ends.</a>
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