- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
Dr. Seuss: Difference between revisions
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
imported>Vermin transferred from talk page |
imported>.wil No edit summary |
||
| (One intermediate revision by one other user not shown) | |||
| Line 16: | Line 16: | ||
*'''Green Eggs and Ham:''' Sam doesn't want to eat the Green Eggs and Ham. So the bitch is tied down and [[Feeder|forced to eat it]]. Surprisingly, he likes it. Sadly, NOBODY CARES. This book is popular among fat kids who will eat [[Shit|anything]]. | *'''Green Eggs and Ham:''' Sam doesn't want to eat the Green Eggs and Ham. So the bitch is tied down and [[Feeder|forced to eat it]]. Surprisingly, he likes it. Sadly, NOBODY CARES. This book is popular among fat kids who will eat [[Shit|anything]]. | ||
*'''The Cat in the Hat:''' A registered sex offender [[furfag]] breaks into a home and drugs the kids while [[Babyfuck|raping them]] [[in the ass|up the ass]] for the [[lulz]], the mom comes home and walks in on them, and she shits herself, and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in [[Bel-air]]. | *'''The Cat in the Hat:''' A registered sex offender [[furfag]] breaks into a home and drugs the kids while [[Babyfuck|raping them]] [[in the ass|up the ass]] for the [[lulz]], the mom comes home and walks in on them, and she shits herself, and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in [[Bel-air]]. | ||
*'''How the Grinch Stole Christmas:''' A story about a green, fugly permavirgin [[Jew]] who hates [[Christmas]], so he decides to steal all of the [[Christmas]] presents like a rapid nigger. | *'''How the Grinch Stole Christmas:''' A story about a green, fugly permavirgin [[Jew]] who hates [[Christmas]], so he decides to steal all of the [[Christmas]] presents like a rapid nigger. The attempt was to piss off Christfags, but The Grinch just becomes [[homosexual|a gay faggot]] near the end and returns everything. He and a dog named Max live on top of an icy mountain and they spend all day smoking weed, shooting crack, creating meth, and making the inside of the cave look like some angsty 14-year old's [[Breaking Bad]] fanfiction. | ||
*'''Hop on Pop:''' A retarded book with instructions and methods for on how to kick the shit out of defenseless old men. [[Ban|Banned]] in libraries that have [[Old people]] working there. | *'''Hop on Pop:''' A retarded book with instructions and methods for on how to kick the shit out of defenseless old men. [[Ban|Banned]] in libraries that have [[Old people]] working there. | ||
*'''Fox in Socks:''' A story about an annoying fox with a [[foot fetish]] who drives his friend insane with his gay raps and rhymes until he contemplates suicide. | *'''Fox in Socks:''' A story about an annoying fox with a [[foot fetish]] who drives his friend insane with his gay raps and rhymes until he contemplates suicide. | ||
| Line 60: | Line 60: | ||
=== Grandiose Gallery === | === Grandiose Gallery === | ||
<center> | <center> | ||
<br> | |||
[[File:Seuss SLAP THAT JAP .jpg]] | |||
<br> | |||
[[File:Dr Seuss High Grade Nigger Slave Auction.jpg]] | |||
<br> | |||
[[File:Dr Seuss Mulberry Street Chinaman.jpg|800px]] | |||
<br> | |||
[[File:Dr Seuss Racist Nigger Elephants Clit Gun.jpg]] | |||
<br> | |||
[[File:Dr Seuss Racist White Man Soup.jpg]] | |||
<br> | |||
[[File:Seuss japhitler cartoon.png]] | |||
<br> | |||
[[File:Seuss whip the japs cartoon.jpg]] | |||
<br> | |||
[[File:dr-seuss-asian-man.jpg]] | |||
<br> | |||
[[File:Seuss CHING CHONG RACIST JAP.jpg]] | |||
<br> | |||
[[File:Seuss black island cartoon.jpg]] | |||
<br> | |||
[[File:Seuss nazi monsters.jpg]] | |||
<br> | |||
[[File:Seuss insure against hitler.jpg]] | |||
<br> | |||
[[File:Seuss nazi cage.jpg]] | |||
<br> | |||
<br> | |||
<br> | |||
<br> | |||
<br> | |||
[[File:loraxjews.jpg|500px]] | |||
</center> | |||
==Links== | ==Links== | ||
* [http://www.catinthehat.org/ Dr. Seuss] | * [http://www.catinthehat.org/ Dr. Seuss] | ||
Latest revision as of 10:06, 29 April 2021
Dr. Seuss, or Theodor Seuss Giesel, was an Americunt children's book author. During WW2, he spent his time creating over 9000 political cartoons. Unfortunately, they weren't good enough to earn him any awards. During the sixties his wife became sick and, after reading Green Eggs and Ham, killed herself. Seuss didn't give a fuck and, less than a year later, remarried someone better and continued writing autistic fanfiction-tier children's books.
Seuss never wanted an amusement park made after his books. Fortunately for his wife, Seuss got owned by cancer in the 90's and, quickly after, she signed on with Universal to make Seussland. To this day, she whores money off this crappy little park.
Literature
His droning rhyme scheme and idiotic phrases merged with other art forms of the time, and the one thing that could make god cry was a direct result. Some of his books include:
- Green Eggs and Ham: Sam doesn't want to eat the Green Eggs and Ham. So the bitch is tied down and forced to eat it. Surprisingly, he likes it. Sadly, NOBODY CARES. This book is popular among fat kids who will eat anything.
- The Cat in the Hat: A registered sex offender furfag breaks into a home and drugs the kids while raping them up the ass for the lulz, the mom comes home and walks in on them, and she shits herself, and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air.
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas: A story about a green, fugly permavirgin Jew who hates Christmas, so he decides to steal all of the Christmas presents like a rapid nigger. The attempt was to piss off Christfags, but The Grinch just becomes a gay faggot near the end and returns everything. He and a dog named Max live on top of an icy mountain and they spend all day smoking weed, shooting crack, creating meth, and making the inside of the cave look like some angsty 14-year old's Breaking Bad fanfiction.
- Hop on Pop: A retarded book with instructions and methods for on how to kick the shit out of defenseless old men. Banned in libraries that have Old people working there.
- Fox in Socks: A story about an annoying fox with a foot fetish who drives his friend insane with his gay raps and rhymes until he contemplates suicide.
- Oh, the Thinks You Can Think!: Encourages kids to use their imagination. This book is said to have inspired Michael Jackson's gradual sex change and the Jews to plan and carry out 9/11.
- Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You?: Mr. Brown, a slave, is taught how to speak like a cow while living on a plantation. This book is based on a true story.
- I Am NOT Going to Get Up Today!: A book written by Seuss when he felt lazy as shit. He laid in bed and wrote about how life sucks, and he doesn't feel like working. Then he got the rant published.
- The Lorax: A book about some faceless cunt who makes a business chopping down trees and being a dick to the animals. Said faggotry causes The Lorax, an orange oldfag furry thing, to spawn from a tree stump and bitch about the ecosystem. Anon doesn't give a fuck, and continues to use up all of the natural resources until the land becomes the equivalent of Afghanistan, and The Lorax grabs his ass and flies away in despair.
- Horton Hears a Who!: Horton, a paranoid-schizophrenic elephant, starts talking to a flower which pisses everyone off. Said flower has tiny life on it, and Horton is desperate for the tiny people to fondle him.
- Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now!: Story about an arrogant piece of shit who refuses to GTFO. The original story involved Marvin being tied up and castrated in a torture chamber for failing to leave the premises, but that was scrapped because it had to be "kid-friendly".
- Daisy-Head Mayzie: This book is about a loli who somehow grows a flower on her head while everyone makes fun of her and no-one does anything about it. Her retardation soon attracts the attention of Fox News and Mayzie subsequently becomes an attention whore that everyone hates.
People who like these books
Movies
Four films have been adapted from Seuss' autistic fanfictions. All of them are terrible. Books that have been adapted into feature films include; How The Grinch Stole Christmas, The Cat in the Hat, Horton Hears a Who!, and The Lorax.
|
Previous Video | Next Video |
Seuss The Artist
Welcome to the wubbulous artwork of Dr. Seuss! One click, two clicks, three, and discover a relatively unknown world of comedy created by he. Like Looney Tunes propaganda during the second world war, the children's author took a different approach in entertaining people by drawing racist political cartoons galore.
Grandiose Gallery
Links
- Dr. Seuss
- Dr. Seuss Book Club
- Enjoyed The Lorax film? Remember Granny Norma? Google Image Search her name!
