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[[Image:Astwalm.jpg|thumb|Astral Wal-mart]]
[[Image:Astwalm.jpg|thumb|Astral Wal-mart]]
[[Image:Gob-magic.jpg|thumb|"Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money."]]
[[Image:Gob-magic.jpg|thumb|"Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money."]]
Effete spelling of [[magic]], now with a "k" for extra phear! Used to demonstrate that the user is really [[stupid|cool]], [[1337]] and clued in to a centuries-old tradition of real, authentic, honest-to-goodness magic, and not merely a [[Wicca|deluded poseur]].   
 
"'''Magick'''" is the effete spelling of [[magic]], now with a "k" for extra phear! "Magick" is used to demonstrate that the user is really [[stupid|cool]]; [[1337]]; and clued in to a centuries-old tradition of real, authentic, honest-to-goodness magic, and not merely a [[Wicca|deluded poseur]].   


Supporters of this aberrant spelling will be all "blah blah Jew blah blah [[Shit nobody cares about|Crowley]] blah blah blah", but I'm all like "[[STFU|talk to the hand]]".  
Supporters of this aberrant spelling will be all "blah blah Jew blah blah [[Shit nobody cares about|Crowley]] blah blah blah", but I'm all like "[[STFU|talk to the hand]]".  


Some [[1337]] magickians noted on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] include [[Son of Art]], [[Usva]], [[VampiricSpektor]], [[User:AVDLB|AVDLB]] and [[Nathan Satan]].
Some [[1337]] magickians noted on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] include [[Son of Art]], [[Usva]], [[VampiricSpektor]], [[User:AVDLB|AVDLB]], and [[Nathan Satan]].


==List of Magickal Acts==
==List of Magickal Acts==
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* Use [[voodoo]] doll
* Use [[voodoo]] doll
* Summon [[retard]]
* Summon [[retard]]
* Morph [[80 year old Chinese man in panties]] into [[16 year old girl]]
* Morph a [[80-year-old Chinese man in panties]] into a hawt [[16-year-old girl]]
* <s>Transform [[furry]] into human</s> Actually, centuries of knowledge perpetuated by the [[80 year old chinese man in panties|wise]] and [[Lemon party|elder]] generation after generation have come in [[aids|aid]] of this task, to no avail. '''TL;DR: LOL IMPOSSIBLE'''
*Go visit astral WAL-MART on the astral planes.


==Signs of Magick users==
==Signs of Magick users==
* [[fat|Overweight]]
* [[Fat|Overweight]]
* Shops at real magick stores like [[Hot Topic|Hot Topick]].
* Shops at real magick stores like [[Hot Topic]]k.
* Candles burning in room. Constantly.
* Candles burning in room. Constantly.
* Reeks of B.O. and sandalwood.
* Reeks of B.O. and sandalwood.
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*'''[[Fap|Sex Magickian]]''':  "Hey baby, wanna do some [[anal sex|tantric yoga]] to further our spirituality?"  
*'''[[Fap|Sex Magickian]]''':  "Hey baby, wanna do some [[anal sex|tantric yoga]] to further our spirituality?"  


*'''[[Wiccan]]''': "And so, after astral projeckting and ascending to the nth plane, I ckame in ckontackt with the divine manifestation of the natural being. I was empowered with a sense of ckonfidencke and felt my powers grow. I became one with the universe. When I wocke up, my cklothes were missing and my [[rape|ass hurt]]. Did I mention I'm [[bisexual|bi]] and I licke Fall Out Boy?"
*'''[[Wiccan]]''': "And so, after astral projeckting and ascending to the Nth plane, I ckame in ckontackt with the divine manifestation of the natural being. I was empowered with a sense of ckonfidencke and felt my powers grow. I beckame one with the universe. When I wocke up, my cklothes were missing and my [[rape|ass hurt]]. Did I mention I'm [[bisexual|bi]] and I licke Fall Out Boy?"


*'''[[Jew]]''': "Where the fuck are my [[Jewgolds|infinite riches?]]"
*'''[[Jew]]''': "Where the fuck are my [[Jewgolds|infinite riches?]]"


*'''[[Chaos|Khaos Magickian]]''': "[[Dungeons and Dragons|Khatoic evil]] means never having to say you're sorry! HAIL PAPERCLIP!". Considered [[hipsters]] and [[Troll|trolls]] by other magickians.
*'''[[Chaos|Khaos Magickian]]''': "[[Dungeons and Dragons|Khatoic evil]] means never having to say you're sorry!". Considered [[hipsters]] and [[Troll|trolls]] by other magickians.


*'''[[Satanic Ritual Abuse|Satanic Magickian]]''': "Satan, hear me, I am thy hand on earth. I bow for no man, [[Ann Coulter|I spit on the weack]], I fear no one. Grant me thy unholy powers...shit, Mom's home."
*'''[[Satanic Ritual Abuse|Satanic Magickian]]''': "Satan, hear me, I am thy hand on earth. I bow for no man, [[Ann Coulter|I spit on the weack]], I fear no one. Grant me thy unholy powers...shit, Mom's home."
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*'''[[Hippie|New Ager/Druid]]''': "I strive to beckome one with the universe, and lose my ego in the greater depths of ckosmick being. My earthly attachments will dissolve and I will transcend this plane of existence, like that one summer solstice at Stonehenge when we toock three hits of [[drug#ecstasy|E]] each and really ckonneckted with the earth...speaking of which, got any [[drug#marijuana|herb]]?"
*'''[[Hippie|New Ager/Druid]]''': "I strive to beckome one with the universe, and lose my ego in the greater depths of ckosmick being. My earthly attachments will dissolve and I will transcend this plane of existence, like that one summer solstice at Stonehenge when we toock three hits of [[drug#ecstasy|E]] each and really ckonneckted with the earth...speaking of which, got any [[drug#marijuana|herb]]?"


*'''[[Computer Science III|Science]]''': "I cast magic missile!" -Cho Seung Hui, 15th level Bullet Mage
*'''[[Computer Science III|Science]]''': "I ckast magic missile!" -Cho Seung Hui, 15th level Bullet Mage




There are many spinoffs, such as [[FacePunch cards]].
There are many spinoffs, such as [[FacePunch cards]].
==Magickal Tools==
[[Image:magick dildo wand.jpg|Magick obsidian "wand"]]


==See Also==
==See Also==


*[[wiki: Mr Bean]] - Where it all came from (See "Bean Movie")
*[[wiki: Rowan Atkinson]] - The man behind the [[lulz]]
*[[Princesswolfgirl]]
*[[Princesswolfgirl]]
*[[Astraldancer]]
*[[David Blaine]]
*[[Penn & Teller]]
*[[Penn & Teller]]
*[[Alchemy]]
*[[MemoryandDream]]
*[[MemoryandDream]]
*[[Michelle Belanger]]
*[[Michelle Belanger]]
*[[Sylvia Browne]]
*[[Otherkin]]
*[[Otherkin]]
*[[Psion Guild]]
*[[Psion Guild]]
*[[Criss Angel]]
*[[Criss Angel]]
*[[DivineAngel]]
*[[DivineAngel]]
== External links ==
* [[wiki:Mr Bean]] - Where it all came from (See "Bean Movie")
* [[wiki:Rowan Atkinson]] - The man behind the [[lulz]]




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Latest revision as of 17:04, 19 June 2021

An example of deluded poseurs Penn and Teller.
astral WAL-MART is located right next to astral McDonalds.
Astral Wal-mart
"Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money."

"Magick" is the effete spelling of magic, now with a "k" for extra phear! "Magick" is used to demonstrate that the user is really cool; 1337; and clued in to a centuries-old tradition of real, authentic, honest-to-goodness magic, and not merely a deluded poseur.

Supporters of this aberrant spelling will be all "blah blah Jew blah blah Crowley blah blah blah", but I'm all like "talk to the hand".

Some 1337 magickians noted on Encyclopedia Dramatica include Son of Art, Usva, VampiricSpektor, AVDLB, and Nathan Satan.

List of Magickal Acts

Signs of Magick users

Types of magickians

  • Wiccan: "And so, after astral projeckting and ascending to the Nth plane, I ckame in ckontackt with the divine manifestation of the natural being. I was empowered with a sense of ckonfidencke and felt my powers grow. I beckame one with the universe. When I wocke up, my cklothes were missing and my ass hurt. Did I mention I'm bi and I licke Fall Out Boy?"
  • New Ager/Druid: "I strive to beckome one with the universe, and lose my ego in the greater depths of ckosmick being. My earthly attachments will dissolve and I will transcend this plane of existence, like that one summer solstice at Stonehenge when we toock three hits of E each and really ckonneckted with the earth...speaking of which, got any herb?"
  • Science: "I ckast magic missile!" -Cho Seung Hui, 15th level Bullet Mage


There are many spinoffs, such as FacePunch cards.

Magickal Tools

Magick obsidian "wand"

See Also

External links


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