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"'''Magick'''" is the effete spelling of [[magic]], now with a "k" for extra phear! "Magick" is used to demonstrate that the user is really [[stupid|cool]]; [[1337]]; and clued in to a centuries-old tradition of real, authentic, honest-to-goodness magic, and not merely a [[Wicca|deluded poseur]]. | |||
Supporters of this aberrant spelling will be all "blah blah Jew blah blah [[Shit nobody cares about|Crowley]] blah blah blah", but I'm all like "[[STFU|talk to the hand]]". | Supporters of this aberrant spelling will be all "blah blah Jew blah blah [[Shit nobody cares about|Crowley]] blah blah blah", but I'm all like "[[STFU|talk to the hand]]". | ||
Some [[1337]] magickians noted on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] include [[Son of Art]], [[Usva]], [[VampiricSpektor]], [[User:AVDLB|AVDLB]] and [[Nathan Satan]]. | Some [[1337]] magickians noted on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] include [[Son of Art]], [[Usva]], [[VampiricSpektor]], [[User:AVDLB|AVDLB]], and [[Nathan Satan]]. | ||
==List of Magickal Acts== | ==List of Magickal Acts== | ||
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* Use [[voodoo]] doll | * Use [[voodoo]] doll | ||
* Summon [[retard]] | * Summon [[retard]] | ||
* Morph [[80 year old Chinese man in panties]] into [[16 year old girl]] | * Morph a [[80-year-old Chinese man in panties]] into a hawt [[16-year-old girl]] | ||
==Signs of Magick users== | ==Signs of Magick users== | ||
* [[ | * [[Fat|Overweight]] | ||
* Shops at real magick stores like [[Hot Topic | * Shops at real magick stores like [[Hot Topic]]k. | ||
* Candles burning in room. Constantly. | * Candles burning in room. Constantly. | ||
* Reeks of B.O. and sandalwood. | * Reeks of B.O. and sandalwood. | ||
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*'''[[Fap|Sex Magickian]]''': "Hey baby, wanna do some [[anal sex|tantric yoga]] to further our spirituality?" | *'''[[Fap|Sex Magickian]]''': "Hey baby, wanna do some [[anal sex|tantric yoga]] to further our spirituality?" | ||
*'''[[Wiccan]]''': "And so, after astral projeckting and ascending to the | *'''[[Wiccan]]''': "And so, after astral projeckting and ascending to the Nth plane, I ckame in ckontackt with the divine manifestation of the natural being. I was empowered with a sense of ckonfidencke and felt my powers grow. I beckame one with the universe. When I wocke up, my cklothes were missing and my [[rape|ass hurt]]. Did I mention I'm [[bisexual|bi]] and I licke Fall Out Boy?" | ||
*'''[[Jew]]''': "Where the fuck are my [[Jewgolds|infinite riches?]]" | *'''[[Jew]]''': "Where the fuck are my [[Jewgolds|infinite riches?]]" | ||
*'''[[Chaos|Khaos Magickian]]''': "[[Dungeons and Dragons|Khatoic evil]] means never having to say you're sorry | *'''[[Chaos|Khaos Magickian]]''': "[[Dungeons and Dragons|Khatoic evil]] means never having to say you're sorry!". Considered [[hipsters]] and [[Troll|trolls]] by other magickians. | ||
*'''[[Satanic Ritual Abuse|Satanic Magickian]]''': "Satan, hear me, I am thy hand on earth. I bow for no man, [[Ann Coulter|I spit on the weack]], I fear no one. Grant me thy unholy powers...shit, Mom's home." | *'''[[Satanic Ritual Abuse|Satanic Magickian]]''': "Satan, hear me, I am thy hand on earth. I bow for no man, [[Ann Coulter|I spit on the weack]], I fear no one. Grant me thy unholy powers...shit, Mom's home." | ||
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*'''[[Hippie|New Ager/Druid]]''': "I strive to beckome one with the universe, and lose my ego in the greater depths of ckosmick being. My earthly attachments will dissolve and I will transcend this plane of existence, like that one summer solstice at Stonehenge when we toock three hits of [[drug#ecstasy|E]] each and really ckonneckted with the earth...speaking of which, got any [[drug#marijuana|herb]]?" | *'''[[Hippie|New Ager/Druid]]''': "I strive to beckome one with the universe, and lose my ego in the greater depths of ckosmick being. My earthly attachments will dissolve and I will transcend this plane of existence, like that one summer solstice at Stonehenge when we toock three hits of [[drug#ecstasy|E]] each and really ckonneckted with the earth...speaking of which, got any [[drug#marijuana|herb]]?" | ||
*'''[[Computer Science III|Science]]''': "I | *'''[[Computer Science III|Science]]''': "I ckast magic missile!" -Cho Seung Hui, 15th level Bullet Mage | ||
There are many spinoffs, such as [[FacePunch cards]]. | There are many spinoffs, such as [[FacePunch cards]]. | ||
==Magickal Tools== | |||
[[Image:magick dildo wand.jpg|Magick obsidian "wand"]] | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Princesswolfgirl]] | *[[Princesswolfgirl]] | ||
*[[Penn & Teller]] | *[[Penn & Teller]] | ||
*[[MemoryandDream]] | *[[MemoryandDream]] | ||
*[[Michelle Belanger]] | *[[Michelle Belanger]] | ||
*[[Otherkin]] | *[[Otherkin]] | ||
*[[Psion Guild]] | *[[Psion Guild]] | ||
*[[Criss Angel]] | *[[Criss Angel]] | ||
*[[DivineAngel]] | *[[DivineAngel]] | ||
*[[ | |||
== External links == | |||
* [[wiki:Mr Bean]] - Where it all came from (See "Bean Movie") | |||
* [[wiki:Rowan Atkinson]] - The man behind the [[lulz]] | |||
{{Psychology}} | {{Psychology}} | ||
Latest revision as of 17:04, 19 June 2021
"Magick" is the effete spelling of magic, now with a "k" for extra phear! "Magick" is used to demonstrate that the user is really cool; 1337; and clued in to a centuries-old tradition of real, authentic, honest-to-goodness magic, and not merely a deluded poseur.
Supporters of this aberrant spelling will be all "blah blah Jew blah blah Crowley blah blah blah", but I'm all like "talk to the hand".
Some 1337 magickians noted on Encyclopedia Dramatica include Son of Art, Usva, VampiricSpektor, AVDLB, and Nathan Satan.
List of Magickal Acts
- Telekinesis
- Internet disease
- Use voodoo doll
- Summon retard
- Morph a 80-year-old Chinese man in panties into a hawt 16-year-old girl
Signs of Magick users
- Overweight
- Shops at real magick stores like Hot Topick.
- Candles burning in room. Constantly.
- Reeks of B.O. and sandalwood.
- Talks like he's playing Dungeons and Dragons at all times.
- Fails at everything she tries, but excuses herself with "my goddess doesn't want me to do that".
- Believes that God is a female.
- Sucks at card tricks.
- Visits spellsofmagic.com, which is quite possibly the biggest hive of fail this side of Gaia.
Types of magickians
- Sex Magickian: "Hey baby, wanna do some tantric yoga to further our spirituality?"
- Wiccan: "And so, after astral projeckting and ascending to the Nth plane, I ckame in ckontackt with the divine manifestation of the natural being. I was empowered with a sense of ckonfidencke and felt my powers grow. I beckame one with the universe. When I wocke up, my cklothes were missing and my ass hurt. Did I mention I'm bi and I licke Fall Out Boy?"
- Jew: "Where the fuck are my infinite riches?"
- Khaos Magickian: "Khatoic evil means never having to say you're sorry!". Considered hipsters and trolls by other magickians.
- Satanic Magickian: "Satan, hear me, I am thy hand on earth. I bow for no man, I spit on the weack, I fear no one. Grant me thy unholy powers...shit, Mom's home."
- New Ager/Druid: "I strive to beckome one with the universe, and lose my ego in the greater depths of ckosmick being. My earthly attachments will dissolve and I will transcend this plane of existence, like that one summer solstice at Stonehenge when we toock three hits of E each and really ckonneckted with the earth...speaking of which, got any herb?"
- Science: "I ckast magic missile!" -Cho Seung Hui, 15th level Bullet Mage
There are many spinoffs, such as FacePunch cards.
Magickal Tools
See Also
- Princesswolfgirl
- Penn & Teller
- MemoryandDream
- Michelle Belanger
- Otherkin
- Psion Guild
- Criss Angel
- DivineAngel
External links
- wiki:Mr Bean - Where it all came from (See "Bean Movie")
- wiki:Rowan Atkinson - The man behind the lulz
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