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Anti-bronies (aka everybody but you, faggot) are righteous bringers of justice who hate My Little Pony and anyone who likes it. While they may obsess over the idea of grown men who watch a little girl's show, as you already know, all bronies fantasize about fucking pink and purple horses so their punishment is just.

Anti-brony is another forced meme invented by Evan Gragg after being milked for what little amount of lulz he could provide and being disposed of by the ED community (the ultimate and deserving fate of any brony).

Anyone who is sane should rightly hate the cancer that is bronies. This fact makes it debatable that an 'Anti-brony' can even exist as they cannot be distinguished from the regular population making this entire article shit and worthy of deletion. It's creator should be lynched for his continued redundancy and lack of lulz.

Weeaboo Anti-Bronies

First of all, a large amount of Weeaboos are magnetised to the anti-Brony movement, all of them failing to realise that their creepy obsession with all things Japanese and their overly-liberal use of phrases such as OMG KAWAII!!!!!!11!!!1! makes them nearly as much of a cringe-worthy aspie as your average Brony. But, we all know nothing is worse than a brony. Not even the T-Rex of weebasaurs.

Furry Anti-Bronies

While anti-brony Weeaboos are some of the most laughable hypocrites on the internet, the anti-bronies that take the silver medal in this part of the Special Olympics are the anti-brony furries, mostly because, to quote ED's article on bronies, "The bronies are a re-hash of the 2007-era furry community", meaning that any furry that hurls howls insults towards bronies, or are actually targeting individual members of the fandom, may as well be doing all of these things while looking into their mirror, providing that their mirror isn't covered in posters of R-Rated fursonas because they ran out of wall-space in their mother's basement, or their friend's spare room, if they're lucky enough to have friends.

Former Bronies That Have Turned Anti-Brony

Just when you thought that the concept of furries criticising bronies in any way was as dumb as one could ever get, there are anti-bronies out there that have reverted their former ponyfaggotry, and have dedicated large amounts of their time to talking shit about bronies on their Tumblr blogs and/or their Twitter pages, and in a way, saying all of these things about their former selves, kinda like travelling back in time, meeting themselves from 6 months ago, and then punching their former self in the face and calling them a faggot, and somewhat akin to the way that Italy suddenly changed sides midway through World War II.

Self-Hating Bronies

This special snowflake suffers from internalized homophobia (because science has proven that all bronies are faggots). Most likely an emotionally damaged switch who is upset that his boyfriend forgot the safeword and left him bleeding and damaged. Much like a jilted ex, he is batshit insane. These types are also try-hards who are desperate to be a part of a group but are ultimately rejected by all of them. They can usually be found rocking back and forth, sucking their thumbs, failing at building hugboxes, and competing for attention with the likes of Chris-chan. By far the saddest of brony haters, they can sometimes be found defecating all over ED.

Examples of the Aforementioned People

• Evan Gragg - A self hating brony and also a hideously deformed virgin. This faggot hates everyone, including himself. He blames the world for not accepting his autism instead of properly blaming his mother for smoking crack while pregnant. He is the only person on Earth who looks up to Chris-chan for his skills with the ladies. Luckily for us, because of this, he will die a virgin saving the world the trouble of having to euthanize his offspring.

• Curt Sibling - A "SPESHUL PONY" who makes fun of other neckbeards, mostly bronies and fans of Adventure Time, by making mediocre artwork, and is hated even by most of the numb-nuts on DevianTART. He also has bizarre fetishes for Nazi and 80s-themed stuff.

• Gruntchovski - A relatively well-known DA-denizen who creates "hate art" targeted towards bronies and otaku, all of which is deliberately violent just for shock value, and has no actual meaning or humour behind it whatsoever, and overall is done to the standards of a 9-year-old boy. He is also crazy and delusional enough to believe that Adult Swim will turn his shitty comics into a show on their channel.

• http://kooborisapphire.deviantart.com - A man who certifies his anti-brony status by making bizarre images of deliberately bad Pony OCs, which he believes to be some form of protest art, who also has a burning hatred towards anything Disney, like anyone should even give a shit. It also needs to be said that he's a furry who has a thing for "furry beef" as he calls it, and getting rammed in the ass by his husband.

• Dakari-King Mykan - A brony-turned-anti-brony who has the totally not Autistic at all hobby of writing fanfiction based on Digimon, Teen Titans, and Sesame Street, as well as being so devoted to the anti-brony cause that he writes "Revenge Fanfics"; ones that are deliberately bad and serve as parodies of existing shitty MLP fan-fiction.

• Pinkiepony - Simultaneously an anti-brony AND a brony (Pick one side, for fuck's sake) and an SJW Tumblrina who led an entire lulzy campaign against some sick fuck's Tumblr blog, and then stole the credit when Hasbro themselves shut it down. Also, let's just say that there's a reason that her ED page is one of the longest on the entire site.

• Michael Berry - Obnoxious conservative redneck radio talk show host who did several segments on Bronies, only making himself look like a bigger ass than any of them.

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