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| '''Löögirühm''', also known as '''Köögirühm''' is the ultimate [[Estonia]]n [[Internet Tough Guy]] group, but referred as a country in this thread.
| | #REDIRECT [[User:Arto572/Löögirühm]] |
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| ==How it started==
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| Humans started moving on the Löögirühmian area about 5,000 years ago. There was only 500 humans at the Löögirühmian area by then. Slowly the people started breeding and the population reached the 50,000 mark 2,000 years ago. The Löögirühmians developed their own language before it was taken over by Communist [[Vahvel.net]]. It was hard to take over the absolute master of trolls, but Communist [[Vahvel.net]] managed to take it over.
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| ==Independence==
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| In 2011, the [[Vahvel.net]] civil war started. Löögirühm wanted to regain it's independence for once and for all. The president of Löögirühm at that time was Modern a.k.a Öpik. Other important people were Kaimar Kukesoo and Arto572. Öpik led over 10,000 troops to the capital of [[Vahvel.net]], while Arto572 led the sniper team with 100 members to the outskirts of the capital. Kaimar already had 1,000 troops taking over a small village. It became their land for some time. However, [[Vahvel.net]] was prepared and they got pushed away. 9,500 troops inside the capital died. All the snipers got shot, except Arto572. Kaimar and Arto572 we're escaping together, when they suddenly saw a helicopter flying over their head. From the helicopter stepped out Sunparty himself and took out the TBH (Temporary BanHammer) and slammed both of them to the ground with it. Surviving soldiers in the city took them to the small village and they we're healed. Öpik, Kaimar and Arto572 went Jihad on the capital of [[Vahvel.net]] and sent 100,000 troops to the city. Öpik also sent over 500 armoured vehicles to the city. Meanwhile Arto572 was taking a giant [[shit]]. The capital was taken over and The Purple House was bombed. All of the admins and mods died, except one. The one who was left took refugee in a forest like a fucking caveman along with dumbfuck foxes and pigs who escaped the war. Löögirühm now got half of [[Vahvel.net]]s area and was declared free. VICTORYVICTORYVICTORY.
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| ==The fall of Löögirühm==
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| faggots who edit this thread decide the fate of löögirühm
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Latest revision as of 21:46, 14 October 2011
