User:Arto572/Löögirühm

Löögirühm, also known as Köögirühm is the ultimate Estonian Internet Tough Guy group, but referred as a country in this thread.

How it started

Humans started moving on the Löögirühmian area about 5,000 years ago. There was only 500 humans at the Löögirühmian area by then. Slowly the people started breeding and the population reached the 50,000 mark 2,000 years ago. The Löögirühmians developed their own language before it was taken over by Communist Vahvel.net. It was hard to take over the absolute master of trolls, but Communist Vahvel.net managed to take it over.

Independence

In 2011, the Vahvel.net civil war started. Löögirühm wanted to regain it's independence for once and for all. The president of Löögirühm at that time was Modern a.k.a Öpik. Other important people were Kaimar Kukesoo and Arto572. Öpik led over 10,000 troops to the capital of Vahvel.net, while Arto572 led the sniper team with 100 members to the outskirts of the capital. Kaimar already had 1,000 troops taking over a small village. It became their land for some time. However, Vahvel.net was prepared and they got pushed away. 9,500 troops inside the capital died. All the snipers got shot, except Arto572. Kaimar and Arto572 we're escaping together, when they suddenly saw a helicopter flying over their head. From the helicopter stepped out Sunparty himself and took out the TBH (Temporary BanHammer) and slammed both of them to the ground with it. Surviving soldiers in the city took them to the small village and they we're healed. Öpik, Kaimar and Arto572 went Jihad on the capital of Vahvel.net and sent 100,000 troops to the city. Öpik also sent over 500 armoured vehicles to the city. Meanwhile Arto572 was taking a giant shit. The capital was taken over and The Purple House was bombed. All of the admins and mods died, except one. The one who was left took refugee in a forest like a fucking caveman along with dumbfuck foxes and pigs who escaped the war. Löögirühm now got half of Vahvel.nets area and was declared free. VICTORYVICTORYVICTORY.

The fall of Löögirühm

Löögirühm had about 40,000 citizens at the time with 5,000 soldiers. Löögirühm was the anus of E-Roupe, something like Serbia. Modern saw ships rolling in from the northern seacoast. All of the soldiers we're sent to protect Löögirühm. 300 planes and 250 ships we're deployed. Ofcourse the enemy ships assraped the vehicles and there we're 4,450 soldiers left. Modern, Kaimar and Arto572 shat themselfes. They went nuclear and sent 5 nuclear bombs to the waters. Ships got destroyed and the border was assraped by Löögirühm. Suddenly the one and only moderator came out of a nearby forest and he held a P-ip-BH (Permanent IP BanHammer) And slammed Öpik, Kaimar and Arto572 to the ground with it. Vahvel.net was saved from nuclear warfare and the area was taken back. The remaining Löögirühmian citizens we're made their slaves. Women and children we're executed. Shitstorm began.