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{{spoilers|text=HTS-Noob goes to hospital and needs an operation to get the highlighter removed!!1}} | {{spoilers|text=HTS-Noob goes to hospital and needs an operation to get the highlighter removed!!1}} | ||
[[Image:HTS-Noob.jpg|thumb|right|The man himself | [[Image:HTS-Noob.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The man himself]] | ||
This is an epic saga of a young, [[13-year-old boy|15 year old boy]] who posted on the [[Totse]] forums as 'HTS-Noob' discovering his anus with an everyday highlighter. Eventually he had to go to the hospital to get it removed, on the bill of [[Canada]]'s [[Socialism|free healthcare]]. This is his story... | This is an epic saga of a young, [[13-year-old boy|15-year-old boy]] named [[Powerword|Sean Twist]] who posted on the [[Totse]] forums as 'HTS-Noob' discovering his anus with an everyday highlighter. Eventually he had to go to the hospital to get it removed, on the bill of [[Canada]]'s [[Socialism|free healthcare]]. This is his story... | ||
== Alright, There's a Highlighter Stuck in My Ass == | |||
[[Image:Hts1.jpg]] | [[Image:Hts1.jpg]] | ||
{{cg|'''LOL TOTSE WAT DO I DO?'''|HTSnoob1|center|<gallery perrow="4"> | |||
LOL | |||
<gallery> | |||
Image:Hts2.jpg|In response to [[TITS OR GTFO|PICS OR GTFO]] | Image:Hts2.jpg|In response to [[TITS OR GTFO|PICS OR GTFO]] | ||
Image:Hts3.jpg|Apparently highlighters make good [[dildos]]. | Image:Hts3.jpg|Apparently highlighters make good [[dildos]]. | ||
Image:Hts4.jpg|[[Lulz]] [[Pain series|hurts]]. | Image:Hts4.jpg|[[Lulz]] [[Pain series|hurts]]. | ||
Image:Hts5.jpg|How would [[you]] explain it to [[your mom]]? | Image:Hts5.jpg|How would [[you]] explain it to [[your mom]]? | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"> | |||
Image:Hts6.jpg|It's in thar deep | Image:Hts6.jpg|It's in thar deep | ||
Image:2007-12-14 102029.jpg|DON'T [[Pussy|CRY]]! TAKE IT LIKE A MAN! | Image:2007-12-14 102029.jpg|DON'T [[Pussy|CRY]]! TAKE IT LIKE A MAN! | ||
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Image:Hts10.jpg|FISSION MAILED | Image:Hts10.jpg|FISSION MAILED | ||
Image:Hts11.jpg|BAAAWWWW I'M TOO HARDCORE FOR MY MOM!!!1! | Image:Hts11.jpg|BAAAWWWW I'M TOO HARDCORE FOR MY MOM!!!1! | ||
</gallery> | </gallery>|}} | ||
== The Operation == | == The Operation == | ||
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[[Image:Hts12.jpg]] | [[Image:Hts12.jpg]] | ||
LOLOL teh [[drugs|drugz]] were worth it - Typical [[totse]] behavior. | <b>HTS-Noob</b> is now a [[Internet celebrity|local celebrity]] on [[totse]] ever since the illustrious 'highlighter incident'. (LOLOL teh [[drugs|drugz]] were worth it - Typical [[totse]] behavior.) | ||
<center> | |||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
Image:Hts13.jpg|More [[lulz]] | Image:Hts13.jpg|More [[lulz]] | ||
Image:Hts14.jpg|Telling mother. | Image:Hts14.jpg|Telling mother. | ||
Image:Hts15.jpg | Image:Hts15.jpg|Saved for posterity. | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
</center> | |||
==HTS-Noob vs. Chunt== | |||
[[Last Thursday]] totse user [[cunt|chunt]] decided he [[BAWWW|didn't like HTS-Noob]], and since they lived near each other decided he [[Internet Tough Guy|wanted to start a fight.]] Everyone in Spurious Generalities predicted [[failure]], and what happened wasn't far from the truth. What really happened? Cunt and 4 other [[retards|totseans]] showed up first, then HTS-Noob showed up completely fucked up on [[DXM]] and the cunt experienced [[troll's remorse]]. [[Fail|He didn't want to beat him up]], so they all decided to [[buttsex|hang out]] on the [[Sand-filled_vagina|beach.]] Later they went to a bar (although HTS is [[shota|underage]]) where they all got drunk enough to think some [[whore|barfly]] was Jeff Hunter. | |||
{{cg|'''Noob vs Chunt'''|HTSnoob2|center|<gallery perrow="4"> | |||
<gallery> | |||
Image:1_chunt_calls_him_out.JPG|chunt doing some innocent trolling. | Image:1_chunt_calls_him_out.JPG|chunt doing some innocent trolling. | ||
Image:2_hts_noob_responds.JPG|EN GARDE! | Image:2_hts_noob_responds.JPG|EN GARDE! | ||
Image:3_Panzer_being_helpful.JPG|High noon at the OK | Image:3_Panzer_being_helpful.JPG|High noon at the OK Corral. | ||
Image:4_threat_of_banhammer.JPG|They shall fight for [[internets]] honor! | Image:4_threat_of_banhammer.JPG|They shall fight for [[internets]] honor! | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"> | |||
Image:HTS_poster.jpg|Tickets sold out for this event. | Image:HTS_poster.jpg|Tickets sold out for this event. | ||
Image:5_drunken_master_lol.JPG|lol wut | Image:5_drunken_master_lol.JPG|lol wut | ||
Image:AdviceRetard2.jpg|Buy <s>pens</s> highlighters, stick 'em in your pooper. | Image:AdviceRetard2.jpg|Buy <s>pens</s> highlighters, stick 'em in your pooper. | ||
</gallery> | </gallery>|}} | ||
==HTS-Noob gets a sex change== | ==HTS-Noob gets a sex change== | ||
[[Image:Lol-loser.jpg|right|thumb|240px|[[Trap|It's a | [[Image:Lol-loser.jpg|right|thumb|240px|[[Trap|It's a...]].]] | ||
After the epic saga of the highlighter incident, HTS decided to try to conceal his identity in the same way that [[Tranny|HandOfZek]] did... He became female! Well he at least tried. | After the epic saga of the highlighter incident, HTS decided to try to conceal his identity in the same way that [[Tranny|HandOfZek]] did... He became female! Well he at least tried. | ||
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* [[Retard]] | * [[Retard]] | ||
* [[In the ass]] | * [[In the ass]] | ||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
* Find her on [https://niggasin.space The new TOTSE]! | |||
*[ | *[https://tinychat.com/room/tinybltc tinychat] | ||
{{sex}} | {{sex}} | ||
{{enemy}} | {{enemy}} | ||
[[Category: Sex]] | [[Category: Sex]] | ||
__NOTOC__ | __NOTOC__ | ||
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This is an epic saga of a young, 15-year-old boy named Sean Twist who posted on the Totse forums as 'HTS-Noob' discovering his anus with an everyday highlighter. Eventually he had to go to the hospital to get it removed, on the bill of Canada's free healthcare. This is his story...
Alright, There's a Highlighter Stuck in My Ass
LOL TOTSE WAT DO I DO? About missing Pics
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In response to PICS OR GTFO -
Apparently highlighters make good dildos. -
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[Expand Gallery]
The Operation
HTS-Noob is now a local celebrity on totse ever since the illustrious 'highlighter incident'. (LOLOL teh drugz were worth it - Typical totse behavior.)
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More lulz -
Telling mother. -
Saved for posterity.
HTS-Noob vs. Chunt
Last Thursday totse user chunt decided he didn't like HTS-Noob, and since they lived near each other decided he wanted to start a fight. Everyone in Spurious Generalities predicted failure, and what happened wasn't far from the truth. What really happened? Cunt and 4 other totseans showed up first, then HTS-Noob showed up completely fucked up on DXM and the cunt experienced troll's remorse. He didn't want to beat him up, so they all decided to hang out on the beach. Later they went to a bar (although HTS is underage) where they all got drunk enough to think some barfly was Jeff Hunter.
Noob vs Chunt About missing Pics
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chunt doing some innocent trolling. -
EN GARDE! -
High noon at the OK Corral. -
They shall fight for internets honor!
[Expand Gallery]
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Tickets sold out for this event. -
lol wut -
Buypenshighlighters, stick 'em in your pooper.
HTS-Noob gets a sex change
After the epic saga of the highlighter incident, HTS decided to try to conceal his identity in the same way that HandOfZek did... He became female! Well he at least tried.
See Also
External Links
- Find her on The new TOTSE!
- tinychat
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