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{{spoilers|there are no chicks with dicks, only men with tits}}
[[Image:chickswithdicks.jpg|thumb|Schoolgirls are always surprised to see their own mammoth horse cocks]]
[[File:HERMAPHRODITE.jpg|thumb|left|An actual [[vagina|vagoo]] with a [[dick]], for when bisexual men are too greedy.]]
'''Dickgirl''', as the name suggests, is a name lovingly given to [[men|women with penises]].  This is in contrast to [[cuntboy]]s, which are [[Rosie_O'Donnell|men with pussies]]. Dickgirls are almost the same as '''chicks with dicks''', but with a few differences, such as [[tits|tit]] size.
[[Image:chickswithdicks.jpg|thumb|Schoolgirls are always surprised to see their own mammoth horse cocks.]]
[[Image:Futa anatomy.jpg|thumb|Scientists believe that this is some weird ass shit]]
 
'''Dickgirl''' is a name lovingly given to women with penises (in contrast to [[cuntboy]]s, which are men with vaginas). If a dickgirl is thought to be a regular girl by an [[newfag|unsuspecting victim]], when it turns out to have a banana where their fish pocket ought to be, said dickgirl is known as a [[trap]].
 
== Futanari ==
 
'''Futanari''' (''futa'' for short) is [[hentai]] with dickgirls. Plots extend to random barely-legal schoolgirls obtaining gargantuan semen cannons through curses and other various [[magic]] bullshit. However, some futa girls also happen to have a vagina in addition to the ungodly cock, which is just enough to make a straight man masturbate to it and regret it for the rest of his life. Like all other sick porn loved by fags in denial, futanari can commonly be found on [[4chan]]'s /b/ and /d/ boards, along with [[7chan]]'s /d/, /di/, /elit/, and /fn/ boards.
 
=== Books ===
 
[[Image:Shipwreck on Futa Island by Elena Maddens.jpg|right|135px]]
 
Bestselling Futa author [http://www.amazon.com/Elena-Maddens/e/B00NUXKXHE Elena Maddens]' book releases include:
 
* ''Taken by the Futa Tribe''
* ''Shipwreck on Futa Island''
* ''Welcome to the Futa Farm''
* ''The Futa Navy''
* ''Return to the Futa Tribe''
* ''The Futa Navy 2''
* ''Rooming with the Futas''
* ''Taken by the Futa Outlaws''
* ''Billionaire Futa Fling''
 
== Real-life Dickgirls ==


Dickgirls are so popular among [[Anonymous]] that they can be commonly found on 4Chan's /b/ and /d/ board along with 7Chan's /d/, /di/, /elit/, /fn/, etc. Dickgirl also goes by the name "Futanari," a name [[azn|Japanese]] in origin that pertains primarily to animated or hand-drawn dickgirl [[porn|pr0nz]]. This is commonly seen as one of the less [[offended|offensive]] sexual fetishes the internet has to offer, being slightly less ghey than [[furry|furfaggotry]] and a little more ghey than pretty much everything else. Dickgirls are preferred by [[divide by zero|fags that also like boobies]]. The controversy as to whether fapping to dickgirls is gay or not has gone on for [[at least 100]] years, which is in part due to the fact that closet faggots have been well known to be the most adamant defenders of really ghey shit. Of course, [[some argue]] that those who [[fap]] to Dickgirls are [[bisexual]]. There are different variations of pr0nz in which dickgirls are featured, each with [[over 9000|varying levels of faggotry]].
{{main|Trap}}


== Dickgirls IRL ==
[[Image:Hot_chick_surprise.gif|thumb|SURPRISE, FAGGOT!]]
[[Image:dickgirls‑cartoons.jpg|thumb|As hot as it gets]]
It's important to note that dickgirls are not actually girls as the name might suggest. [[IRL]] dickgirls are actually men with fake boobs and a very real (yet small) man cock (except in the case of [http://www.stileproject.com/videos/8522/biggest-penis-on-planet-earth.html this guy], his cock is huge). [[Expert|Experts]] suggest The only reason IRL dickgirls aren't called "Boobmen" is due to the desperate attempt IRL dickgirl enthusiasts make to sound [[not gay]]. IRL dickgirls that are thought to be girls by [[newfag|unsuspecting victims]] that turn out to have a banana where their fish pocket ought to be are widely known as [[trap|traps]].


IRL Dickgirls:
It's important to note that [[IRL]] dickgirls are not actually girls as the name suggests. Real-life dickgirls are actually men with [[breast implants]] and very real yet small penises. Experts suggest that the only reason hermaphrodites aren't called "Boobmen" is due to the desperate attempt by IRL dickgirl enthusiasts make it to sound [[not gay]]. Real-life dickgirls include:


* [[Barbara Schwarz]]
* [[Chyna]]
* [[Goddess Bunny]]
* [[Lady Gaga]]
* [[Line Trap]]
* [[Rebecca]]
* [[Rebecca]]
* [[Trap-kun]]
* [[Trap-kun]]
* [[Bridget]]
* [[Caitlyn Jenner]]
* [[Chyna|Joan Marie Laurer]]
* [[Lady Gaga]]
* [[Line Trap]]
* [[Goddess Bunny]]
* [[Moot]]
* [[Barbara Schwarz]]
* [[You]]
* [[Your Mom]]
* [[Your Mom]]
* [[George W. Bush|W]]
* [[16 year old girls|Anybody from England]]


== "Regular" Dickgirls ==
== Videos ==
Much like anything with "regular" in the title or description, regular ("cartoon") dickgirls are pretty [[meh]]. Regular dickgirls are all drawn by [[basement dweller|basement dwellers]] who suck too much at drawing [[animu]] style. This is done when they're not busy fapping to ''Naruto'' fanfiction or posting about how much they like it in the butt on their [[LiveJournal]]. This form of dickgirl is preferred by kids that don't want to do something gay like fap to [[hentai]]. There really isn't much left to say about it. The only thing gheyer than cartoon dickgirls are the people that google for it all day.
 
=== Explanation ===
 
[[Image:Heterosexual attraction to traps and homosexual attraction to manginas.jpg|right|185px]]


== Futanari ==
{{center|
[[Image:Chicks_with_dicks_2.jpg|thumb|[[Large Hardon Collider]].]]
{{frame|<youtube>p-A8GvUehq4</youtube><center>'''[[TL;DW]]: aesthetically pleasing female + aesthetically pleasing<br>penis {{=}} unique sexual cues and unique sexual experience.<br>Also: faggots don't like dickgirls; they like [[Mangina|vagina-men]].'''</center>}}
Futanari (futa for short) is the primarily Japanese style of [[hentai]] where the participants have the physiques of women and the genitalia of a [[Mr. Hands|large farm animal]]. Unlike IRL dickgirls, most futanari girls are actually girls (originally) and obtained their gargantuan semen cannons through the work of [[magic]] or pseudoscience, which totally makes it ok to [[fap]] to. Some futa girls have a vagina in addition to an ungodly cock from hell, making them 32.33% (repeating, of course) ghey, which is just enough to make a straight man [[fap]] to it and regret it for the rest of his life. The daily life of a futa girl is just like normal girl's, as their hobbies by and large consist of FUCKING EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING (except for [[you]]). Due to the fact that there are missile silos smaller than some futa girls' dicks, it is widely believed that futa girls have no internal organs in order to make room for all the dick in the butt, and that the same magic that gave the girls their mammoth meat pillars is what keeps them alive and well. This was later disproved when some asshole made guro-futanari. Futa is for fags in denial, fucktards, losers, people with dick fetishes who claim to be straight and John McCain. In fact, if elected president, he is changing the flag to a picture of a dickgirl shitting dick nipples.
}}


Futanari is a dangerous form of creepy hentai, as it is readily available for synergy with other fagtastic [[weeaboo]] fetishes such as <s>[[pedophilia]]</s> [[infantilism]], [[scat]], [[furry|furfaggotry]], [[BDSM]], [[guro]] and countless other forms of fucked up shit that [[btard|/b/]] faps to.
== Galleries ==


== NOTE TO ALL WEEBOOS ==
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It has recently come to light that all Azn women have penises whether they have vaginae or not . This coupled with the fact that azn men look a lot like girls means that all of Asia is in fact a trap.
File:Dickgirl came.gif|[[I CAME]]
[http://dwstudios.bloobunni.com/Pokemon_herm_world_part_one_ASH.htm Historical Document 1]
File:Dickgirls.gif
File:Hentai meatspin.gif|[[Meatspin|Meatspin Time!]]
File:Futa anatomy.jpg|Nerds believe that this is some weird-ass shit
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File:Azumanga Daioh twister.jpeg
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File:Mario Princess futanari.jpeg
File:Clit dick.jpg|[[Not to be confused with]] clit dick; ladies, please cut off your clit dick if you afflicted with said aesthetic issue.
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|more_images=[https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags%3Dfutanari 55,500 more images]
}}<br>


== Gallery ==
{{cg|Proof that all the [[ponyfags]] are [[sick fucks|dickgirl fans]]|DickLOL|center|<gallery>
<gallery>
File:walterratleymlpfuta.png|[[Tartlets]] love [[My Little Pony]] futa
Image:Dickgirlirl.jpg|It's so big!
File:Theshadling my-little-pony.jpg
Image:Dickgirls.gif|Typical dickgirls
File:Mlp_meatspin.gif
Image:Hermaphrodite-twins.jpg|[[X? In My Y?|Dickgirls? In my]] [[IRL]]? [[Nice try]].
File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 1.png
Image:Hot_chick_surprise.gif|A dickgirl in real life.
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 2.png
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</gallery>
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|more_images=[https://derpiboo.ru/tags/futa 13,800 more images]
}}


== See also ==
== See Also ==
 
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* [[Hentai]]
* [[Bridget]]
* [[Hir]]
* [[My Sister is a Dickgirl]]
* [[Pegging]]
* [[Pegging]]
* [[Shitting dick nipples]]
* [[Transvestite]]
* [[Transvestite]]
* [[Fetish]]
* [[Trap]]
* [[Shitting dick nipples]]
* [[User:Gray]]
* [[Your mom]]
 
* [[Fan art]]
== External Links ==
* [[Dickgirl on wheels]]


== External links ==
* [http://dwstudios.bloobunni.com/Pokemon_herm_world_part_one_ASH.htm Pokémon dickgirl fanfic]
* <s>[http://www.scribd.com/doc/2164365/ebook-hentai-doujinshi-futanari-erotic-comics-shemale-locke-tilt-mode-01-english Some sick fuck's comic.]</s> '''BALEETED'''
* [[Wikipedia:Portal:Pornography/Featured picture/73|featured futanari image]] at [[Wikipedia]]'s Pornography Portal &ndash; this is yet another piece of evidence that [[Jimbo Wales]] is a [[sick fuck]]. Note: [[Commons:Wikimedia:File:Futanari.svg|Wikipedos vectored this pic]] (see [[Wikipedia porn]]).




{{Hentai}}
{{Anime}}
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{{Faggotry}}
{{Sex}}


[[Category:Faggotry]]
[[Category:Penis]]
[[Category:Sex]]
[[Category:Abnormal Psych]]

Latest revision as of 13:41, 23 December 2021

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT there are no chicks with dicks, only men with tits!!!1
An actual vagoo with a dick, for when bisexual men are too greedy.
Schoolgirls are always surprised to see their own mammoth horse cocks.

Dickgirl is a name lovingly given to women with penises (in contrast to cuntboys, which are men with vaginas). If a dickgirl is thought to be a regular girl by an unsuspecting victim, when it turns out to have a banana where their fish pocket ought to be, said dickgirl is known as a trap.

Futanari

Futanari (futa for short) is hentai with dickgirls. Plots extend to random barely-legal schoolgirls obtaining gargantuan semen cannons through curses and other various magic bullshit. However, some futa girls also happen to have a vagina in addition to the ungodly cock, which is just enough to make a straight man masturbate to it and regret it for the rest of his life. Like all other sick porn loved by fags in denial, futanari can commonly be found on 4chan's /b/ and /d/ boards, along with 7chan's /d/, /di/, /elit/, and /fn/ boards.

Books

Bestselling Futa author Elena Maddens' book releases include:

  • Taken by the Futa Tribe
  • Shipwreck on Futa Island
  • Welcome to the Futa Farm
  • The Futa Navy
  • Return to the Futa Tribe
  • The Futa Navy 2
  • Rooming with the Futas
  • Taken by the Futa Outlaws
  • Billionaire Futa Fling

Real-life Dickgirls

Moar info: Trap.

SURPRISE, FAGGOT!

It's important to note that IRL dickgirls are not actually girls as the name suggests. Real-life dickgirls are actually men with breast implants and very real yet small penises. Experts suggest that the only reason hermaphrodites aren't called "Boobmen" is due to the desperate attempt by IRL dickgirl enthusiasts make it to sound not gay. Real-life dickgirls include:

Videos

Explanation

TL;DW: aesthetically pleasing female + aesthetically pleasing
penis = unique sexual cues and unique sexual experience.
Also: faggots don't like dickgirls; they like vagina-men.

Galleries

Best of both worlds About missing Pics
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  • Not to be confused with clit dick; ladies, please cut off your clit dick if you afflicted with said aesthetic issue.
    Not to be confused with clit dick; ladies, please cut off your clit dick if you afflicted with said aesthetic issue.
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See Also

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