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{{spoiler|No one likes this show}}
[[File:Clarence_Amy.png|thumb|right|240px|The [[tit]]ular character grabbing some tits just like his creator.]]
[[File:Clarence_Amy.png|thumb|right|240px|The [[tit]]ular character grabbing some tits just like his creator.]]
'''Clarence''' is (for now lol) a show on [[Cartoon Network]] that follows some [[fat]] fuck and his retarded-looking friends doing stupid shit and fucking things up by doing a variety of activities such as [[niggers|sneaking]] around the zoo at night, [[Cosplay|reenacting Star Wars in a McDonalds Play Place]], or having a [[Orgy|slumber party]].  
[[File:Shocked.gif|thumb|right|240px|Clarence and friends reading their ED page]]
[[File:Duck Girl.png|thumb|right|160px|[[Shit|Flawless]] [[WTF|character design]].]]
'''Clarence''' is (for now lol) a miserable failure of a show on [[Cartoon Network]] that follows some retarded [[fat]] fuck and his dumbass friends doing stupid shit and royally fucking up every aspect of their pre-teen lives by doing a variety of dumb activities that most [[Ten-year-old Alice|10-year-olds]] would never consider, such as [[niggers|sneaking]] around the zoo at night, [[Cosplay|reenacting Star Wars in a McDonalds Play Place]], or following a pedo into a car and driving across an [[Africa|African]] wasteland only to break down and almost die from constant exposure to pure [[shit]].


Of course, no show is without its flaws, as the characters look like someone shoved a pencil up a [[Girlvinyl|hippo's]] ass and made it squat down and draw on a piece of paper, thus resulting in their design. [[no|Surprisingly]], some people out there don't like this show, and one particular co-worker working on a more popular show wants a certain someone to learn to [[Masturbation|keep their hands to themselves]].
Of course, no show is without its flaws, as the character designs were specifically made to troll the animators on a celestial level. Unsurprisingly, [[Fact|no one gives a shit about this show]]. However, a controversy occurred [[last Thursday]] involving the show's creator, Skyler Page, making an [[DO NOT WANT|advance]] on some chick for the [[lulz]], thus forever linking the name "Clarence" to a perverted bastard awaiting a visit from the [[Partyvan]] (read [[Clarence#Skyler Page Fiasco|below]]). It should be noted that the [[sick fuck]] behind this show is the only reason we bothered to give it an [[ED]] article.
 
What's funny is that no one had even heard of this show until the above controversy occurred, and no one cared to check it out after the fact, either. The name "Clarence" is forever linked to a creator who made an advance on some chick for the [[lulz]].


==Characters==
==Characters==


[[File:Duck Girl.png|thumb|right|170px|Flawless character design.]]
There are actually a bunch of more characters in the show but they're flatter than paper - and like paper, they're easy to rip to shreds.
*[[Chris-chan|Clarence]] - The typical modern American child. He tends to fuck everything up, is extremely obese and retarded, and can't be trusted with the slightest task. Also has the weirdest fucking voice for a child, which is provided by the mentally unstable creator of the show.


*[[OCD|Jeff]] - Clarence's friend, a "sophisticated" pseudo-intellectual suburbanite dickbag of a child who whines about everything, and resembles the obligatory default nigger character from [[Minecraft]]. Also, his parents are clearly [[lesbian]], although the show can't outright admit it because it's supposed to be a kids show.
[[File:EdgyClarence.png|240px|right|thumb|[[Edge|'''OW THE EDGE!''']]]]


*[[Insane|Sumo]] - Probably the show's most [[lulz|lulzy]] character (sadly), as he's a piece of inbred midget backwash and an avid crystal meth user, hence his aged appearance and inability to express any sort of logic or rationality. He and his family are [[white trash]] to the max, a clear beckon to the majority of the show's audience.
*[[Epic fat guy|Clarence]] - The typical modern American child. He tends to fuck everything up, is obese, extremely retarded, and can't be trusted with the slightest task. Also has the weirdest fucking voice for a child, which was provided by the mentally unstable creator of the show. I mean, even his latin spanish voice sounds a bit better...


*[[Bitch|Belson]] - The only person who points out that Clarence is fucking annoying. He often bullies Clarance, who's apparently too dumb to notice that Belson is a douchewhacker and takes it from him like a bitch.
*[[Jeff the Killer|Jeff]] - Clarence's friend, a [[Narcissist|"sophisticated"]] pseudo-intellectual suburbanite dickbag of a child who whines about everything and can't accept the reality that he isn't better than everyone. He resembles the obligatory default character from [[Minecraft]]. Also, he has [[dyke|two moms]], because Cartoon Network panders to faggots now.


*[[Mom|Mary]] - Clarence's mother, who's only on the show because that fat fuck of a child came out of her gaping [[vagina]]. She's an embodiment of the typically lazy, slovenly Americunt woman.
*[[Insane|Sumo]] - Probably the show's most [[lulz|lulzy]] character (sadly), as he's a piece of inbred midget backwash and an avid crystal meth user, hence his aged appearance and inability to express any sort of logic or rationality. He and his family are [[white trash]] to the max, a clear beckon to the majority of the show's audience.
 
*[[16 year old girl|Amy]] - A [[tomboy]] that appeared in one episode. Her main fan base appears to be impressionable children, frumpy housewives, and [[lesbians]]. Clarence has a hard-on for her but neither one is sure who does the sticking and what hole to stick it in.
 
==Episode Summary==


[[File:Clarence rape face.jpg|260px|thumb|RAEP FACE.]]
*[[Gary Fucking Oak|Belson]] - The rich kid who's the only child smart enough to notice Clarence's [[Retard|MR]]. He has a fetish for dolphins and cosplays [[Steven Universe]] 24/7.
*Pilot - Clarence is the new kid at school and invites kids to his party and gives his teacher some softcore [[porn]] (no really). Clarence, being the autistic fat fuck that he is, no one goes to his party besides Jeff and Sumo, they break shit and watch Jeopardy, then open the [[rape|Mystery Pinata]] which is full of bees, they get stung and cops show up because they prank called them and shit hits the fan even more. They then make up and eat ice cream and the episode ends. This shit was good enough for the fuckwits at CN to order a whole season of this [[shit]]


*Fun Dungeon Faceoff - Clarence and his [[fuckbuddies|friends]] go to KFC, so far you can tell how much time and thought the writers have put into this show. Jeff only likes the fries which leads into the shit plot, While eating, Jeff goes to the bathroom so Clarence steals his fries and runs into the "Fun Dungeon" (Did I mention that Mary, Clarence's mother is watching them and not giving a shit about this). Jeff returns to see Clarence run into the "Fun Dungeon" with his fries he gives chase, they then start tearing the fun dungeon apart and swinging the nearest shit they can find at each other. Clarence drops the fries down a slide, we switch to Jeff who is about to lay the smackdown on a bitch, decides that they aren't worth it, they make up and the episode ends. ([[ALLCAPS|SEE A FUCKING PATTERN HERE?]])
*[[Mom|Mary]] - Clarence's mother, who's only on the show because that fat fuck of a child came out of her gaping [[vagina]]. She's dating an embodiment of the typically lazy, slovenly Americunt nigger and in the earlier episodes, her mouth would creepily stretch behind her hair when she spoke. Although she's drawn to look pretty much like an adult female version of Clarence, fans of the show seem to have named her the show's sex symbol, for some reason.


*A Pretty Great Day With A Girl - Clarence, reenacting Pompeii in his frontyard, is interrupted by Amy. She makes Clarence her bitch and they go on a bike ride. They ride into the forest and Belson sees, getting the rest of his faggotry gang to go after them, because they think they're going to [[sex|Make Out]]. They find a rock the size of the Twin Towers after [[WTC]] and climb it. They are a discussion about SRS BUSINESS and are interrupted Belson and friends and they start throwing pinecones at each other for the rest of the episode, they also threw Sumo in for no fucking reason too.
*[[Loser|Chad]] - Mary's boyfriend, who's even more retarded than Clarence. He's too much of a [[manchild]] to hold down a steady job, so he mostly just leeches off of Mary, and basically functions as another son to her.


*Money Broom Wizard - They go to an arcade, win prizes and make fun of LOTR . The writers again point out how much time and thought go into making this
*[[16 year old girl|Amy]] - A girl who showed up one episode and was never seen again.


*Lost In the Supermarket - Clarence goes to the Supermarket with Mary, he proceeds to steal shit, almost get kidnapped by a [[Pedophile]], and sneak around in storage. Sumo comes in because why the fuck not and they start destroying the store, they crash into Mary who had a bunch of coupons and she loses them all, they get them all back and she becomes happy with all the [[Jew]] gold she saved.
*[[Frank Grimes|Joshua]] - The guy whom Clarence and friends are ruining. Over the series he collects a plethora of injuries, gains weight and possibly becomes homeless. By the end of the series he'll commit suicide.


*Clarence Millions - Coming up with an excuse to put no effort into things, Clarence makes his own form of reward system. He gives Clarence Dollars to the students and this causes a clusterfuck in the school. He then floods the market with money.
*[[Dad|Damien]] - Clarence's dad (maybe). Nothing is known about him besides his name, since he either died or left Mary before the show began. It can be assumed that he either ran out or [[an hero|blew his brains out]] due to the stress of having to deal with his fat retard of a son.


*Clarence Gets a Girlfriend - Pretty self-explanatory. He gets a [[Masturbation|girlfriend]], fucks up, the episode ends.
*[[Devil|G͘il͞b̧e̸n]] - A̟͕̘̲̰̜͘ ҉̳͍̥̭̩̪c͟h̸͎̦̩͈̲͕i̠͖̟͈̯͉l̘̮̪̭͎͞d̠͜ ̢̪͕̭w͡i̸̟̩͉t̹̙̟̮͖̜́h͓̘̜̦̣͕̫ ̗t͎̖͖͚̙̩̮h̭͕̲e̡ ̯̫p̸͉̪o̲͎̪͔͉̕w̨̭̰͇̹͉̲̠ẹ̵r̖͉̣͓͚ ̪̫̫͓̘̼̥t̡̹o̝ ̶̯̦͇͖dì̛͖̤͉̳͓̙̝r͍͉̬̥̱e̳̠̱̗̱̘ct̪̻̠̘̺̖̜l̬̰y̤̟̙͔̬ ͔̫c͈̗om̫͇͇̪m͚͇̠ų̧͎ṉ̶̻̝̺̖̳͉i͔̪͙͈͕͢ça̜̟̯̤̮t̰͔e̖ ̲̟̜̝̰ͅw̫̪̗͙̮i̷̫͖̣̙̪̘ͅt͔̹h̬̱ ̧̼y̙o̡͙u͎̠͘r̛̯̥̤̰̱͈̰ ̜s̛͎̩͖͎̖̲o̥͠u̡͕̲̜̻͇̟͎l̠ ̢̤̪͉̳͇͙̖w̖̰͚͔̜͕͝ì̺̗̯̤̤t͢h̨̝o̲̘͎u̳͙͚͖t̬̝́ͅ ̜̫̦̲s͙͖̩̯̩̩̹p̱̪̲ͅe͖̪͓͈̻̳ͅąk̡̲ì̮͓͍̙̗̭͕n͙͠ͅg̘̲͈̀ͅ.̵͉̫͍ ͇͎̲H̸e̗̪̣ ̞c̺a̦̱͝n͍̲͈͈ a̢̫l̝̹s̠o͔̬̳̝͙͜ ̭̝a̝̩t͉͘ͅt̵͉̘͚͔a̶̟c̴̘̳̙̭k̖̟͕̝̪ ͓̠yͅou̵͇͉̩͙̠ ̡͇̰w̦̹͕̱̲̜̭i̕t̯̱̼̬̞͡h̫̻͎o͚̰̜͍u͍ͅt̘̤̗̱̳͕ m͎̲̳ͅo̝̯͇̪͚v͇̻̯̝́i̷̜̫̯n̻g ̩̜͉̤̠͔͜h̵͖͍̬͚i̷̳̪̫̩̲̱s͏͕͚̘ ͍̩͓̥̝͟ḅ͙̘o̼̙̫̩͍ḏ̯y̬̱̫̱͓̼̟.͔̺


*Jeff's New Toy - Jeff gets a new toy that can fly, he invites Clarence and Sumo over and keeps it in the box because he's a [[dick]]. Clarence then breaks it and the rest of the episode is filler.
*[[Bill Cipher|Jeremy]] - Clarence's hipster duplicate that lives in his dreams.


*Dinner Party - Clarence's family is invited to a party, when they get there they eat, and go fucking wreck the basement (Clarence sticks his hand in fiberglass, you can tell how this turns out). They later go into the attic, find a playboy magazine, and fall through the floor. Episode ends
*[[Pedophile|Balance]] - A <s>grown</s> adult who enrolls in Clarence's school to escape a parallel circus universe. He has no problem picking on small children and has telepathic mind control powers or something.


*Honk - Clarence gets a bicycle horn and annoys the shit out of everyone, the end.  
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*Dollar Hunt - Clarence starts a dollar hunt with a Foreigner, a Retard, and a Communist. He fucks up by switching the $1 with the $20 and has to make dinner with sponges and shit.
==Episodes (Just look at these titles, so creative.)==
 
[[File:Get 'em while they're young.jpg|right|300px]]
*Zoo - Clarence and his Schoolmates go to the zoo. Clarence and Belson are paired up but due to Belsons bitchy attitude, they get separated from the group. The rest go home while Clarence and Belson are too busy fucking around in a cave exhibit for hours, when they come out it's night. Belson throws a hissyfit because he didn't get to go see dolphins, they go to the Animal Vet where they are and see it, get caught, nothing bad happens and episode over.
[[File:'ll cut you, girly.png|260px|thumb|The rapeiest of rape faces]]
 
:''See: [[Clarence/Episode Guide]]''
*Rise and Shine - Pointless filler of Clarence doing shit at 5:00 AM. Then a fucking mountain lion shows up and Clarence gives it a speech telling him to not kill everything, the Park Ranger shows up and shoots it.
 
*Man of the House - Home Alone rip-off.


==Skyler Page Fiasco==
==Skyler Page Fiasco==


[[File:badtouch.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Touch me and my [[Personal army|Twitter army]] will be fuck your shit up.]]
[[File:badtouch.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Touch me and my [[Personal army|Twitter army]] will fuck your shit up.]]


On June 29th, [[2014]], Skyler Page, the creator of this clusterfuck of a cartoon, was accused of [[touch]]ing a lady who works on [[Adventure Time]] (serves her right for working on a shittier show) in a number of ways that she wasn't okay with. Emily Partridge, the sandwich artist in question, decided to vent her frustrations regarding the situation on her personal Twitter account, first by sending out a series of strange, cryptic tweets, and then all out name-dropping Skyler and accusing him of being a boob-groping bastard.
On June 29th, [[2014]], Skyler Page, the creator of this clusterfuck of a cartoon, was accused of [[touch]]ing a lady who works on [[Adventure Time]] (serves her right for working on a shittier show) in a number of ways that she wasn't okay with. Emily Partridge, the sandwich artist in question, decided to vent her frustrations regarding the situation on her personal Twitter account, first by sending out a series of strange, cryptic tweets, and then all out name-dropping Skyler and accusing him of being a boob-groping bastard.
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As soon as the [[feminist]] cunts on [[Tumblr]] and [[Twitter]] got wind of the event, they went full retard to defend the protection of creativity for wimminz everywhere, thus resulting in Skyler being fired from Cartoon Network. The show is expected to continue for now, just without its creator's input. Remember kids, make a shitty cartoon and try to date co-workers and you too will be accused of molestation!
As soon as the [[feminist]] cunts on [[Tumblr]] and [[Twitter]] got wind of the event, they went full retard to defend the protection of creativity for wimminz everywhere, thus resulting in Skyler being fired from Cartoon Network. The show is expected to continue for now, just without its creator's input. Remember kids, make a shitty cartoon and try to date co-workers and you too will be accused of molestation!


<center>{{Embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/empartridge/status/471095266620092419}}</center>
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<center>'''Nothing says feminism as much as comfort'''</center>
<center>'''Nothing says feminism as much as comfort'''</center>


<center>{{Embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/empartridge/status/484551508541706240}}</center>
<center>{{Embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/empartridge/status/484551508541706240|dead=yes|username=Emily Partridge|@=empartridge|tweet=does anybody want to come get a hamburger with me and hug and chill|retweets=6|favorites=95|date=9:17 PM - 2 Jul 2014|archive={{wayback|https://twitter.com/empartridge/status/484551508541706240|20141206083801}}}}</center>
<center>'''She's [[asking for it]]'''</center><br /><br />
<center>'''She's [[asking for it]]'''</center><br /><br />


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*[[Cartoon Network]]
*[[Cartoon Network]]
*[[Adventure Time and Regular Show]]
*''[[Adventure Time]]''
*''[[Regular Show]]''
*''[[Steven Universe]]'' - The slightly better brother show to Clarence
*''[[Uncle Grandpa]]'' - Somehow, a more fucktarded show than this.
*[[Almost raped]]
*[[Almost raped]]
*[[The Amazing World of Gumball]] - same network, but twice as good
*[[Down's Syndrome]] - required in order to enjoy this junk.
*[[Steven Universe]] - infinitely better
*[[Anthropomorphic]]
*[[Feminazi]]
*[[Feminazi]]


== External Links ==
== External Links ==


*{{twitter|empartridge}} - protected by feminists
*{{twitter|empartridge}} - protected by feminists and white knights
 
*{{tumblr|givememountaindew}} - Caution. She is Undertale trash, Osomatsu-san trash, and South Park trash.


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Latest revision as of 13:53, 10 January 2022

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT No one likes this show!!!1
The titular character grabbing some tits just like his creator.
Clarence and friends reading their ED page
Flawless character design.

Clarence is (for now lol) a miserable failure of a show on Cartoon Network that follows some retarded fat fuck and his dumbass friends doing stupid shit and royally fucking up every aspect of their pre-teen lives by doing a variety of dumb activities that most 10-year-olds would never consider, such as sneaking around the zoo at night, reenacting Star Wars in a McDonalds Play Place, or following a pedo into a car and driving across an African wasteland only to break down and almost die from constant exposure to pure shit.

Of course, no show is without its flaws, as the character designs were specifically made to troll the animators on a celestial level. Unsurprisingly, no one gives a shit about this show. However, a controversy occurred last Thursday involving the show's creator, Skyler Page, making an advance on some chick for the lulz, thus forever linking the name "Clarence" to a perverted bastard awaiting a visit from the Partyvan (read below). It should be noted that the sick fuck behind this show is the only reason we bothered to give it an ED article.

Characters

There are actually a bunch of more characters in the show but they're flatter than paper - and like paper, they're easy to rip to shreds.

OW THE EDGE!
  • Clarence - The typical modern American child. He tends to fuck everything up, is obese, extremely retarded, and can't be trusted with the slightest task. Also has the weirdest fucking voice for a child, which was provided by the mentally unstable creator of the show. I mean, even his latin spanish voice sounds a bit better...
  • Jeff - Clarence's friend, a "sophisticated" pseudo-intellectual suburbanite dickbag of a child who whines about everything and can't accept the reality that he isn't better than everyone. He resembles the obligatory default character from Minecraft. Also, he has two moms, because Cartoon Network panders to faggots now.
  • Sumo - Probably the show's most lulzy character (sadly), as he's a piece of inbred midget backwash and an avid crystal meth user, hence his aged appearance and inability to express any sort of logic or rationality. He and his family are white trash to the max, a clear beckon to the majority of the show's audience.
  • Belson - The rich kid who's the only child smart enough to notice Clarence's MR. He has a fetish for dolphins and cosplays Steven Universe 24/7.
  • Mary - Clarence's mother, who's only on the show because that fat fuck of a child came out of her gaping vagina. She's dating an embodiment of the typically lazy, slovenly Americunt nigger and in the earlier episodes, her mouth would creepily stretch behind her hair when she spoke. Although she's drawn to look pretty much like an adult female version of Clarence, fans of the show seem to have named her the show's sex symbol, for some reason.
  • Chad - Mary's boyfriend, who's even more retarded than Clarence. He's too much of a manchild to hold down a steady job, so he mostly just leeches off of Mary, and basically functions as another son to her.
  • Amy - A girl who showed up one episode and was never seen again.
  • Joshua - The guy whom Clarence and friends are ruining. Over the series he collects a plethora of injuries, gains weight and possibly becomes homeless. By the end of the series he'll commit suicide.
  • Damien - Clarence's dad (maybe). Nothing is known about him besides his name, since he either died or left Mary before the show began. It can be assumed that he either ran out or blew his brains out due to the stress of having to deal with his fat retard of a son.
  • G͘il͞b̧e̸n - A̟͕̘̲̰̜͘ ҉̳͍̥̭̩̪c͟h̸͎̦̩͈̲͕i̠͖̟͈̯͉l̘̮̪̭͎͞d̠͜ ̢̪͕̭w͡i̸̟̩͉t̹̙̟̮͖̜́h͓̘̜̦̣͕̫ ̗t͎̖͖͚̙̩̮h̭͕̲e̡ ̯̫p̸͉̪o̲͎̪͔͉̕w̨̭̰͇̹͉̲̠ẹ̵r̖͉̣͓͚ ̪̫̫͓̘̼̥t̡̹o̝ ̶̯̦͇͖dì̛͖̤͉̳͓̙̝r͍͉̬̥̱e̳̠̱̗̱̘ct̪̻̠̘̺̖̜l̬̰y̤̟̙͔̬ ͔̫c͈̗om̫͇͇̪m͚͇̠ų̧͎ṉ̶̻̝̺̖̳͉i͔̪͙͈͕͢ça̜̟̯̤̮t̰͔e̖ ̲̟̜̝̰ͅw̫̪̗͙̮i̷̫͖̣̙̪̘ͅt͔̹h̬̱ ̧̼y̙o̡͙u͎̠͘r̛̯̥̤̰̱͈̰ ̜s̛͎̩͖͎̖̲o̥͠u̡͕̲̜̻͇̟͎l̠ ̢̤̪͉̳͇͙̖w̖̰͚͔̜͕͝ì̺̗̯̤̤t͢h̨̝o̲̘͎u̳͙͚͖t̬̝́ͅ ̜̫̦̲s͙͖̩̯̩̩̹p̱̪̲ͅe͖̪͓͈̻̳ͅąk̡̲ì̮͓͍̙̗̭͕n͙͠ͅg̘̲͈̀ͅ.̵͉̫͍ ͇͎̲H̸e̗̪̣ ̞c̺a̦̱͝n͍̲͈͈ a̢̫l̝̹s̠o͔̬̳̝͙͜ ̭̝a̝̩t͉͘ͅt̵͉̘͚͔a̶̟c̴̘̳̙̭k̖̟͕̝̪ ͓̠yͅou̵͇͉̩͙̠ ̡͇̰w̦̹͕̱̲̜̭i̕t̯̱̼̬̞͡h̫̻͎o͚̰̜͍u͍ͅt̘̤̗̱̳͕ m͎̲̳ͅo̝̯͇̪͚v͇̻̯̝́i̷̜̫̯n̻g ̩̜͉̤̠͔͜h̵͖͍̬͚i̷̳̪̫̩̲̱s͏͕͚̘ ͍̩͓̥̝͟ḅ͙̘o̼̙̫̩͍ḏ̯y̬̱̫̱͓̼̟.͔̺
  • Jeremy - Clarence's hipster duplicate that lives in his dreams.
  • Balance - A grown adult who enrolls in Clarence's school to escape a parallel circus universe. He has no problem picking on small children and has telepathic mind control powers or something.

Don't ask

I guess the cost of fedoras is going up.

Previous Video | Next Video

Episodes (Just look at these titles, so creative.)

The rapeiest of rape faces
See: Clarence/Episode Guide

Skyler Page Fiasco

Touch me and my Twitter army will fuck your shit up.

On June 29th, 2014, Skyler Page, the creator of this clusterfuck of a cartoon, was accused of touching a lady who works on Adventure Time (serves her right for working on a shittier show) in a number of ways that she wasn't okay with. Emily Partridge, the sandwich artist in question, decided to vent her frustrations regarding the situation on her personal Twitter account, first by sending out a series of strange, cryptic tweets, and then all out name-dropping Skyler and accusing him of being a boob-groping bastard.

As soon as the feminist cunts on Tumblr and Twitter got wind of the event, they went full retard to defend the protection of creativity for wimminz everywhere, thus resulting in Skyler being fired from Cartoon Network. The show is expected to continue for now, just without its creator's input. Remember kids, make a shitty cartoon and try to date co-workers and you too will be accused of molestation!

Nothing says feminism as much as comfort
She's asking for it



A Page of Skylers

  • Skyler Page
    Skyler Page
  • Not to be confused with Skyler Paige
    Not to be confused with Skyler Paige
  • Who is not to be confused with Skyla Paige
    Who is not to be confused with Skyla Paige

See Also

External Links

  •  empartridge - protected by feminists and white knights
  • givememountaindew - Caution. She is Undertale trash, Osomatsu-san trash, and South Park trash.
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