GoldenPalace.com

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GoldenPalace.com is where basement dwellers go to waste their life savings, because it is run by Native Americans and anything run by Native Americans is a guaranteed loss. Much lulz are generated when money savvy people are given money to do extremely intelligent and worthwhile things. Examples of such smartness on behalf of these people and GoldenPalace.com itself include:

• Buying a "time machine" for $647.59
• $10,000 to have the site name permanently tattooed on someone's forehead
• $650,000 to have a monkey named after themselves
• $25,000 for William Shatner's kidney stone
• A grilled cheese sandwich featuring an image of the Virgin Mary
• A french fry allegedly shaped like Abraham Lincoln
• A pierogi Jesus

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Would you pay $75,100 for this? I'd just eat it

You know what? The shit just keeps on pouring. Fuck it. How many suckers does it take to finally "repay" what your ancestors did almost 200 some years ago. Whoever loses money on this place deserves it.

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