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[[Image:Business_cat_exploitable.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Pict|I are business cat. I was funny but some [[motherfucker]] made an [[not funny|unfunny]] forced-meme from me]]
[[Image:Business cat1.jpg|Pict|IRS cat knows when you don't pay your taxes]]
[[Image:Business cat2.jpg|thumb|200px|left|This is [[not funny]]. This is [[sick fuck|animal abuse]].]]
[[Image:Business cat2.jpg|thumb|A challenger Appears]]
[[Image:bcat_molestated.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Why are you molestating me?]]
[[Image:Business cat exploitable.jpg|thumb|have fun]]


Business Cat is a LOLcat image macro series with an Advice Dog spinoff Memegenerator starburst background. The overlaid text usually includes something a boss would do or request, but with a feline twist.


==Origin==
'''Business Cat''' is a shitty [[not funny|unfunny]] advice dog clone [[forced meme]] and was born when some [[retarded]] [[furfag]] posted a [[funny]] image of a cat [[sfb|wearing a tie]] that he has received as a Christmas present on some shitty forum that is so noname it's no use to even mention it. The photo was of course instantly found by animal-pedo [[13 year old boys]] and they made an [[unfunny]] [[forced meme]] from the originally funny image and it was soon presented on the birthplace of many other unfunny, shitty and unwanted forced memes, [[I Can Has Cheezburger?|Icanhascheesburgerblog]].
On January 1, 2011 Something Awful forum user Apple Jax posted a thread titled PYF Cat Pictures with a picture of her boyfriend’s cat Emilio. The owner has since created yobusinesscat.com, and explains the cat’s history on the about page:
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'''The original unmolested image that was exactly funny'''
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The cancer was than spread through shitty meme and image portals, each already containing [[over 9000]] [[not funny|unfunny]] forced memes like business cat, and was shared and liked or thumbed up by [[13 year old boys]] and [[12 year old girls]], as is every forced meme. Of course its [[bullshit|"fame"]] didn't last for too long as the [[furfag]] laden [[deep web]] factory of forced memes created other [[unfunny]] memes that came into spotlight and soon were also taken over by other unfunny forced memes and so on. Business cat was featured in some shitty comics and [[crap|unfunny images]], but he didn't even make it to [[4chan]] or any other [[pedobear|"child and animal friendly"]] sites.
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[[File:bcat_shitcomic.jpg|thumb|400px|center|In case you find any of these funny you are gladly asked to [[emo|kill yourself]]. [[srsly]]]]
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<font face="Verdana" size=3>Say [[NO]] to animal abuse</font>
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Latest revision as of 06:47, 29 June 2014

I are business cat. I was funny but some motherfucker made an unfunny forced-meme from me
This is not funny. This is animal abuse.
Why are you molestating me?


Business Cat is a shitty unfunny advice dog clone forced meme and was born when some retarded furfag posted a funny image of a cat wearing a tie that he has received as a Christmas present on some shitty forum that is so noname it's no use to even mention it. The photo was of course instantly found by animal-pedo 13 year old boys and they made an unfunny forced meme from the originally funny image and it was soon presented on the birthplace of many other unfunny, shitty and unwanted forced memes, Icanhascheesburgerblog.


The original unmolested image that was exactly funny



The cancer was than spread through shitty meme and image portals, each already containing over 9000 unfunny forced memes like business cat, and was shared and liked or thumbed up by 13 year old boys and 12 year old girls, as is every forced meme. Of course its "fame" didn't last for too long as the furfag laden deep web factory of forced memes created other unfunny memes that came into spotlight and soon were also taken over by other unfunny forced memes and so on. Business cat was featured in some shitty comics and unfunny images, but he didn't even make it to 4chan or any other "child and animal friendly" sites.

In case you find any of these funny you are gladly asked to kill yourself. srsly



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