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The human desire to soar the skies blue has been present in all of recorded history. So has the desire to pwn others. These daring aces have ingeniously combined the two.
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| [[Malaysia Airlines Flight 370|Zaharie Shah]]<sup>8<sup>
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| [[Wikipedia:EgyptAir Flight 990|Gameel Al-Batouti]]<sup>8</sup>
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| [[Wikipedia:2025 Potomac River mid-air collision|Rebecca Lobach]]<sup>10</sup>
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| [[Wikipedia:2002 Pirelli Tower airplane crash|Luigi Fasulo]]<sup>10</sup>
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1. Lubitz became [[World War II|the first German pilot in 70 years]] to kill 150 people.
2. Corder was butthurt about his life being shit, so he decided to [[An Hero|go out in style]] by getting drunk, [[JEWS DID WTC|stealing a plane, and crashing it into the White House]]. Instead, [[Loser| he faceplanted his Cessna on the South Lawn]], missing the White House completely. Even if he did pwn the White House, [[Bill Clinton|the President]] [[Fail|was out since the White House was being renovated at the time]].
3. Calloway [[Win|inflicted more injuries]] than Bishop, but somehow managed to [[Loser|drop the ball]] and got restrained [[WTF|by the very same flight crew he had just brutally beaten with a hammer]] and thus survived his attempt to become [[An Hero]].
4. Katagiri was found not guilty by reason of insanity after [[Fail|failing to an hero]], and has since been [[Win|released from the psych ward]].
5. [[Chink|Zhang]] poured gasoline and set fire to his passenger cabin, causing the crash. He purchased seven air insurance policies worth [[Lulz|$170,000]] before boarding.
6. Accidental but was significant since [[Kobe Bryant]] was killed in this crash.
7. Caused by loss of visual contact but was significant since 4 politicians (including the President of Iran) were killed in this crash.
8. 4 musicians died in 1 helicopter.
9. Minus 1 depending on the pilot.
10. [[Retard|Some experts]] disagree on these being done on purpose.
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Latest revision as of 09:30, 18 June 2026

The human desire to soar the skies blue has been present in all of recorded history. So has the desire to pwn others. These daring aces have ingeniously combined the two.

RANK PLAYERS KILLS INJURED AN HERO YEAR
1 (((Al-Qaeda))) 2,977 6,000+ Y 2001
2 Zaharie Shah10 239 0 Y 2014
3 Gameel Al-Batouti10 216 0 Y 1999
4 Andreas Lubitz1 150 0 Y 2015
5 Zhang Zhengping10 131 0 Y 2022
6 Jiang Xiaofeng 127 53 Y 1990
7 Alemayehu Belayneh, Mathias Belay, Sultan Hussein 122 46 Y,Y,Y 1996
8 Zhang Pilin5 111 0 Y 2002
9 Tsu Way Ming10 103 0 Y 1997
10 Unknown 100 0 Y 1977
11 Arkadiusz Protasiuk 96 0 N 2010
12 Le Duc Tan 74 0 Y 1974
13 Rebecca Lobach10 67 0 Y 2025
14 Wang Qi 45 22 Y 1979
15 Francisco Paula Gonzales 44 0 Y 1964
16 Younes Khayati10 43 0 Y 1994
17 David Burke 42 0 Y 1987
18 Herminio dos Santos Fernandes 32 0 Y 2013
19 Huang Yu 25 0 N 1948
20 Seiji Katagiri4 24 141 N 1982
21 Ara Zobayan6 8 0 Y 2020
22 Iranian Air Force7 8 0 Y 2024
23 Mauro Milhomem 6 4 Y 1980
24 Japan Coast Guard 5 17 N 2024
25 Alexandre Souza or Charles Marsillac8 59 0 Y 2026
26 Vladimir Serkov 4 6 Y 1976
27 Colin Forman 4 4 Y 1977
28 Luigi Fasulo10 2 0 Y 2002
29 Joe Stack 1 13 Y 2010
30 Auburn Calloway3 0 4 N 1994
31 David Mark Robinson 0 3 N 2003
32 Mitsuyasu Maeno 0 2 Y 1976
33 United Airlines 0 1 N 2017
34 Team Movimiento Nacionalista Tacuara 0 0 N - 17 1966
35 Timofei Shovkunov 0 0 Y 1972
36 Robert Preston 0 0 N 1974
37 Philip Wozniak 0 0 Y 1982
38 Frank Eugene Corder2 0 0 Y 1994
39 Chris Phatswe 0 0 Y 1999
40 Charles Bishop 0 0 Y 2002
41 Richard Russell 0 0 Y 2018

1. Lubitz became the first German pilot in 70 years to kill 150 people.

2. Corder was butthurt about his life being shit, so he decided to go out in style by getting drunk, stealing a plane, and crashing it into the White House. Instead, he faceplanted his Cessna on the South Lawn, missing the White House completely. Even if he did pwn the White House, the President was out since the White House was being renovated at the time.

3. Calloway inflicted more injuries than Bishop, but somehow managed to drop the ball and got restrained by the very same flight crew he had just brutally beaten with a hammer and thus survived his attempt to become An Hero.

4. Katagiri was found not guilty by reason of insanity after failing to an hero, and has since been released from the psych ward.

5. Zhang poured gasoline and set fire to his passenger cabin, causing the crash. He purchased seven air insurance policies worth $170,000 before boarding.

6. Accidental but was significant since Kobe Bryant was killed in this crash.

7. Caused by loss of visual contact but was significant since 4 politicians (including the President of Iran) were killed in this crash.

8. 4 musicians died in 1 helicopter.

9. Minus 1 depending on the pilot.

10. Some experts disagree on these being done on purpose.

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