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[[File:BurntfishieLastPosts.png|thumb|"This is where is begins!" "No, this is where it ends."]]
burntfishie was your dead average zoomer online: They liked team fortress 2, sonic the hedgehog, anime, r/196, fallout, fictional females, and cooming, all while viewing themself as completely unique.


So what makes this average redditor notable? How did they cause a shitstorm?
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Well, it is confirmed. Like many who change the world, they became An Hero.
[https://youtube.com/@MawsParasite2 Goldenweaveanimations]


==Background==
[[File:BurntfishieIRL.png|thumb]]
They were born in 2007 or 2008. Like all stunted private citizens, they where obsessed with sonic and made "mods" for it, whatever that means.


==Wizardly Suicide==
A new article is being a WIP bellow. It is about Consoomers.


[[File:BurntfishieMissing.jpg|thumb]]
According to new media, in early May, 2025,  they jumped off a big height and took one last picture before doing so, a picture of the height. They pisted it to twitter, calling it a beautiful view, and replied to it saying "long way down".


They then used their wizard powers cast dimension door to go 500 feet in the air, and came down with a cartoonish SPLAT!!!, creating a burntfishie shaped hole in the ground.


Then, the vile tunnel rats emnerged from the sewers!


The foul rats, oh! It is too dastardly to recount! They twisted burntfishie's head off in a dark ritual to satisfy their dark gods! Then, they skinned the poor person alive, leaving nothing but bloody bones! And, worst of all, they are using the skin amd skull as battle standards! Grizzly trophies!
Consoomers are the average, ideal citizen in the eyes of the disgusting creatures that are currently enslaving the whole arse planet.


burntfishie could have totally survived if not for that! The debble take dat damn tunnel rats! They did it to summon their dark god Millbog into the world! Woe is us!
Consoomers have probably always existed, but they did not come to prominence until the 1950's.


==Aftermath==
Nowadays you will be hard pressed to find goyim who do not have plastic in their system, a terrible goyslop diet, and care more about niggerball than the history of their own people.


[[File:PoorStoney.jpeg|thumb]]
Truly, the industrial revolution and its consequences...[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRce8HzHuoM&list=RDBRce8HzHuoM&start_radio=1]


The last twitter post got a lot of attention.


[[Stonetoss]] used this to shill his crap, which lead to widespread butthurt and lulz, which caused his address to be leaked.
==How do you know if you are a consoomer?==


The bloody bones were found and where "confirmed" to be burntfishie in June 2025.
Well, check these boxes:


==The truth==
Do subscribe to onlyfans? (Add 50 points to your score if yes)
burntfishie actually faked their death, [[Ronnie McNutt]] style, and now they are being held in a CIA blacksote for knowing too much, right next to president [[Daniel Larson]] and u/worthless319.


The bloody bones that were left out by the tunnel rats actually belong to Anthemoverload, a disappeared youtuber who got witchhunted for being a """pedo""".
Did you watch the new start wars "trilogy"? (20 points)
 
Did you consoom goyslop in the past week? (10 points)
 
Do you weigh above 200 pounds despite not being muscley? (50 points)
 
Have you ever purchased a funko pop? (6 million points)
 
When you jack off, do you watch porn? (20 points)
 
Is it nigger bestiality? (1488 points)
 
Do you go to temple? (109 points)
 
Do you give a shite about cyberspace clout? (10 points)
 
Do you check your inbox on social media the moment that you see that you have one (1) message? (10 points)
 
Are you a fan of Marvel despite being a legal adult? (infinity points)
 
Do you spend hours in front of a screen every day? (10 points)
 
Does the number of movies you have watched in the past year outway the number of books you have read? (10 points)
 
Do you use electricity? (Sorry bro, if you answer yes to this, it is game ove)
 
Tally up your score. If you have more than 100 points, I am sorry, but you just received a "Subhuman Goycattle" Award. 
 
==People tried to oppose this, right?==
 
The Anti-Consoom conflict was a series of cyberspace wars that lasted from 2019 to 2025. Rare humans who have brains of their own got sick of the soygoys.
 
r/ConsumeProduct (ConPro and SumeDuct for short) was made on September 16, 2019, and it amassed 60k members before getting SHUT IT DOWN on June 29th, 2020.
 
Luckily, a small group fled the doom and established consumeproduct.win on scored.co shortly before the 2020 plebbit banwave. At first, conpro just worshipped oil painters, but it eventually devolved from there.
 
Unfortunately, Cuckpro.lose got infiltrated by political shills who think "we wuz da real israelites n shiet, Jesus iz kang!". They constantly argue amongst themselves about skitzo shit that dont matter, like if the moon landing is real. They no Longer post anything related to anti-consoomerism, Instead every post is a twitter link to the same accounts over and over again because they are too lazy to make their own content anymore. If you point out that Hitler and the NatSocs started killing retards long before they started putting kikes in fancy free summer camps, they will call you a "jewish nigger faggot" for saying a fact, but not once they prove you wrong.
 
They also ban people for criticizing consoomerism if they critique "based" consooomerism. You can't make fun of a meth addled skinhead who has forever defiled his skin with natsoc tattoos, for example.
 
The final nail in the coffin for cuckpro was lack of the large audience they once had. The top post is from 2020, and it only has 900 likes. Th' last time a post got 300 or more likes was 2023. It can be inferred that anyone with a brain got sick of their bullshit and went outside at long last. In that regard, one supposes that cuckpro succeeded in its goal of getting people to stop consooming.
 
Th' last to oppose th' consoomer goycattle scum was a subreddit called r/consoom. Alas, they got infiltrated in 2022 by kike jannies who remove all the good posts and now saying the term "Goyslop" on there is a bannable offense.
 
And thus, th' consoomers won th' war In September 2025.
 
===Notable Rebels===
*[https://old.reddit.com/user/RightLimit/ u/RightLimit], creator of r/consumeproduct, got suspended. ([https://web.archive.org/web/20191102230708/https://old.reddit.com/user/RightLimit Archive]) ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190730001148/https://www.reddit.com/user/RightLimit Other Archive])
*[https://scored.co/u/Elvis_Interstellar Elvis_Interstellar], creator of Conpro.win, rarely seen anymore.
*[https://scored.co/u/GoldenInnosStatue GoldenInnosStatue], Jannie on conpro.win, posted about how he foolishly tried to stop a group of foul niggers from plundering his orange orchard, and got his arse whooped like a wimp.[https://scored.co/c/ConsumeProduct/p/19AduUWIHg/i-got-jumped-by-niggers-today-/c]
*[https://scored.co/u/ApexVeritas Apexveritas], cuckpro janny, bans people because he is a lair and a power tripping janny.
*[https://scored.co/u/ScipioAfricanus1911/ ScipioAfricanus], former cuckpro janny who got desysopped because he would go pitbull mode and issue death threats at anyone over perceived slights. Even his fellow jannies could not stand his faggotry. His pfp is the confederate flag, which is fitting. Flag of people who lost their power.
*[https://old.reddit.com/user/CaliforniaPineapples CaliforniaPineapples], creator of r/consoom, rarely seen. Ironically a niggerball consoomer.
 
 
==Quotes==
 
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==Gallery==
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==See Also==
*[["Missing White Woman Syndrome"]]


==External Links==
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*[https://x.com/burntfishie?lang=en Twitter] – ([https://nitter.net/burntfishie Nitter Mirror if you lack elon.pajeet])
*[https://www.gofundme.com/f/in-memory-of-charlotte-a-light-to-the-world Gogibsme] – set up by family after death, nake sure to give generously!

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A new article is being a WIP bellow. It is about Consoomers.



Consoomers are the average, ideal citizen in the eyes of the disgusting creatures that are currently enslaving the whole arse planet.

Consoomers have probably always existed, but they did not come to prominence until the 1950's.

Nowadays you will be hard pressed to find goyim who do not have plastic in their system, a terrible goyslop diet, and care more about niggerball than the history of their own people.

Truly, the industrial revolution and its consequences...[1]


How do you know if you are a consoomer?

Well, check these boxes:

Do subscribe to onlyfans? (Add 50 points to your score if yes)

Did you watch the new start wars "trilogy"? (20 points)

Did you consoom goyslop in the past week? (10 points)

Do you weigh above 200 pounds despite not being muscley? (50 points)

Have you ever purchased a funko pop? (6 million points)

When you jack off, do you watch porn? (20 points)

Is it nigger bestiality? (1488 points)

Do you go to temple? (109 points)

Do you give a shite about cyberspace clout? (10 points)

Do you check your inbox on social media the moment that you see that you have one (1) message? (10 points)

Are you a fan of Marvel despite being a legal adult? (infinity points)

Do you spend hours in front of a screen every day? (10 points)

Does the number of movies you have watched in the past year outway the number of books you have read? (10 points)

Do you use electricity? (Sorry bro, if you answer yes to this, it is game ove)

Tally up your score. If you have more than 100 points, I am sorry, but you just received a "Subhuman Goycattle" Award.

People tried to oppose this, right?

The Anti-Consoom conflict was a series of cyberspace wars that lasted from 2019 to 2025. Rare humans who have brains of their own got sick of the soygoys.

r/ConsumeProduct (ConPro and SumeDuct for short) was made on September 16, 2019, and it amassed 60k members before getting SHUT IT DOWN on June 29th, 2020.

Luckily, a small group fled the doom and established consumeproduct.win on scored.co shortly before the 2020 plebbit banwave. At first, conpro just worshipped oil painters, but it eventually devolved from there.

Unfortunately, Cuckpro.lose got infiltrated by political shills who think "we wuz da real israelites n shiet, Jesus iz kang!". They constantly argue amongst themselves about skitzo shit that dont matter, like if the moon landing is real. They no Longer post anything related to anti-consoomerism, Instead every post is a twitter link to the same accounts over and over again because they are too lazy to make their own content anymore. If you point out that Hitler and the NatSocs started killing retards long before they started putting kikes in fancy free summer camps, they will call you a "jewish nigger faggot" for saying a fact, but not once they prove you wrong.

They also ban people for criticizing consoomerism if they critique "based" consooomerism. You can't make fun of a meth addled skinhead who has forever defiled his skin with natsoc tattoos, for example.

The final nail in the coffin for cuckpro was lack of the large audience they once had. The top post is from 2020, and it only has 900 likes. Th' last time a post got 300 or more likes was 2023. It can be inferred that anyone with a brain got sick of their bullshit and went outside at long last. In that regard, one supposes that cuckpro succeeded in its goal of getting people to stop consooming.

Th' last to oppose th' consoomer goycattle scum was a subreddit called r/consoom. Alas, they got infiltrated in 2022 by kike jannies who remove all the good posts and now saying the term "Goyslop" on there is a bannable offense.

And thus, th' consoomers won th' war In September 2025.

Notable Rebels

  • u/RightLimit, creator of r/consumeproduct, got suspended. (Archive) (Other Archive)
  • Elvis_Interstellar, creator of Conpro.win, rarely seen anymore.
  • GoldenInnosStatue, Jannie on conpro.win, posted about how he foolishly tried to stop a group of foul niggers from plundering his orange orchard, and got his arse whooped like a wimp.[2]
  • Apexveritas, cuckpro janny, bans people because he is a lair and a power tripping janny.
  • ScipioAfricanus, former cuckpro janny who got desysopped because he would go pitbull mode and issue death threats at anyone over perceived slights. Even his fellow jannies could not stand his faggotry. His pfp is the confederate flag, which is fitting. Flag of people who lost their power.
  • CaliforniaPineapples, creator of r/consoom, rarely seen. Ironically a niggerball consoomer.


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