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It's September 10th, 2025 in Evergreen, [[Colorado]]. 4 minutes, just 4 fucking minutes after [[Charlie Kirk]]'s death, some 16-year-old kid, named '''Desmond Holly''', armed with [[Asa Coon|a snubnosed revolver]], goes to high school and goes apeshit. During his quick shooting spree, Desmond only managed to wound 2 people (even [[Solomon Henderson]] did better) before he [[an hero]] via revolver mouthwash. Also groomed by [[764]] and put a [[Doki Doki Literature Club|Sayori]] sticker on his gun. Desmond, died the same day, and he's just hoping if he gets laid in Hell by his waifu, Sayori, just like [[Brandon Hole|other]] [[Randy Stair|heroes]] with other waifus.
It's September 10th, 2025 in Evergreen, [[Colorado]]. 4 minutes, just 4 fucking minutes after [[Charlie Kirk]]'s death, some 16-year-old kid, named '''Desmond Holly''', armed with [[Asa Coon|a snubnosed revolver]], goes to high school and goes apeshit. During his quick shooting spree, Desmond only managed to wound 2 people (even [[Solomon Henderson]] did better) before he [[an hero]]'d via revolver mouthwash. Also groomed by [[764]] and put a [[Doki Doki Literature Club|Sayori]] sticker on his gun. Here's hoping he gets laid in Hell by his waifu, Sayori, just like [[Brandon Hole|other]] [[Randy Stair|heroes]].


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Revision as of 01:16, 17 September 2025

Damian Haglund

Damian Scott Cadena Haglund
Nationality: 56%  
Highscore 0 killed, 0 injured
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes, by cop´
Motive Columbiner


On Labor Day 2024, our Hero of the Day Damian Haglund decided he was sick of the bullying and headed out to his middle school with a dogshit improvised arsenal consisting of two BB rifles, two Molotov cocktails, 2 steel kitchen knives and a propane tank. The harsh truth? This kid wasn't even trying to achieve mass murder. He just wanted the cops to shoot him dead, which is exactly what he got.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 Idunno man...
Accuracy: 0/20 Didn't even shoot his BB rifle
Style: 2/20 Columbine larper suicides by cop
Butthurt: 2/20 Who?
Bonus: 5/20 For achieving what Henrique Lira Trad could not!
Total Score: 9/100 (Z)
Truly the greatest thinker of Generation Alpha.
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


Daniil Monakhov

Daniil Monakhov
Nationality Russian  
Highscore Killed 4, injured 2
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes
Motive Columbiner

Daniil Monakhov is a fat Ruskie who committed his shooting in 2020, during the scamdemic. He killed four people and wounded two more before committing suicide. He was obsessed with Columbine and was known for threatening a school shooting and found ED butts sexy. He posted several Columbine references on social media.

RANT

Graded Score
Kill count: 4/20 And 2 injuries
Accuracy: 13/20
Style: 17/20 even though I only shot 6 losers
Butthurt: 20/20 RUSSIA CAME IN TO KILL WITHOUT FEAR
Bonus: 20/20 POR MARICON!
Total Score: 74/100 (C)
From Russia with HATE
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Wanted Level:
___________________

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Федеральная служба безопасности


David Jakeladze

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David Grigorevich Jakeladze
Nationality: қазақ   
Possible origins ქართული   
Highscore 3 injured
Style Hack'n'Slash Single player
An Hero? No´
Motive Alleged: Mental illness, Columbine copycat


David Grigorevich Jakeladze or Jakeladze David (Джакеладзе Давид), was a 15-year-old kazakh boy who on February 13th, 2023, a day before Saint Valentine's day, went to school, school nº4 of Petropavl, Kazakhstan with an axe and slashed 3 students, 2 of them severely and being rushed to the ICU before he was V&.

Attack

Near the bathroom, in the hallway, he spotted 3 students: Adiya Asylbekova , Vladislav Gorbachenko and Marat Besikeev from 10th and 9th grade. David, who had a creepy ass mask and was armed with an axe and a knife, attacked every student. One of the bys suffered wound in the head, but they were not serious to be considered severely wounded. The others had severe wounds in other limbs and were rushed to the hospital, while David, tried to commit suicide, but he pussied out at the last moment and decided to get arrested.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20
Accuracy: 1/20 Left 3 students wounded
Style: 8/20 First Kazakhistan school attack(apart from some shame lone murders)
Butthurt: 2/20 Hardly spoke and forgotten
Bonus: 5/20 Had the decency to wear something cool (+5 from mask bonus)
Total Score: 16/100 (F+)
Gives up so fast
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


Deion Patterson

Deion Patterson
Nationality: Basketball American   
Highscore 1 dead, 4 injured
Style Single player
An Hero? No


Deion Patterson decided to shoot up a medical center in Atlanta, only one dies and 4 get injured, what a fucking fail.


Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 He didn't even get to make a massacre
Accuracy: 4/20 ...
Style: 8/20 Hospital shooting
Butthurt: 2/20 Who the fuck cares?
Bonus: 0/20
Total Score: 15/100 (F-------)
The most shitty shooting occurred in a hospital in the US
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


Desmond Holly

Desmond Holly
Born c. 2009
Died September 10, 2025 (aged 16)
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Injured 3 (2 by gunfire)
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes
Motive Cockumbiner, Randy Stair syndrome, Incel (alleged)

It's September 10th, 2025 in Evergreen, Colorado. 4 minutes, just 4 fucking minutes after Charlie Kirk's death, some 16-year-old kid, named Desmond Holly, armed with a snubnosed revolver, goes to high school and goes apeshit. During his quick shooting spree, Desmond only managed to wound 2 people (even Solomon Henderson did better) before he an hero'd via revolver mouthwash. Also groomed by 764 and put a Sayori sticker on his gun. Here's hoping he gets laid in Hell by his waifu, Sayori, just like other heroes.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 Fag
Accuracy: 1/20 One frag was injured by tripping while running away lul
Style: 4/20 The anime sticker made me laugh I won't lie
Butthurt: 5/20 Overshadowed by the sniping of Charlie Kirk, which actually happened the exact same day LUL
Bonus: 5/20 For becoming An Hero, but that's it.
Total Score: 15/100 (F-----)
Sayo-nara!
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


See Also

Douglas Araya

Douglas Araya
Born 1972
Died January 3, 2005 (aged 32)
Nationality: Coconut Nigga   
Highscore 5 kills, 1 injured
Style FPS, Single player mode
An Hero? Yes

Douglas Araya, was a spic taxi driver who went Cumbria in 2005, with his AK-47, a .38 revolver and another unknown pistol pwning 2 women and 3 men and wounding a single frag before an hero.

Lulzfest

On the small town of Paquera, in Costa Rica, Douglas was pissed off with his bitch, 23 year old Daris about her alimony. After realising he could high score on a country without a high score, grabbed his AK-47 and killed her. Douglas, after his first blood, drove to his former fuckbuddy, Patricia's house, and for fun, shots up her daughter and her new boyfriend, killing both and sparing her for some fucking reason. Then, continues his gameplay and droves to another couple's house, and workmate. The man, tried to defend his wife but failed and he died and his wife too. Near a bar, some random man tried to disarm douglas' banhammer, but failed and got some shots, wounding him. After that, he began his rambo shootings, injured nobody and left the village to commit an hero, ending his gameplay. He also left some letters explaining his motive.

Rant

Graded Score
Kill count: 5/20
Accuracy: 18/20 Really good aim for a costarricean
Style: 15/20 Cumbria, 5 years before.
Butthurt: 5/20 Costa Rica got butthurt, but nobody cared and got lost on the annals of central american history
Bonus: 20/20 Set out a high score for Costa Rica, got BTFO in less than one month
Total Score: 63/100 (D+)
Cumbria; Spic edition.
Also, aim to people during the rambo if you wanna get extra kills, fag.
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


Dylan Butler

Dylan Butler
Born October 11, 2006
Died January 4, 2024 (aged 17)
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 2, injured 6
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Yes

Dylan Jesse Butler was an 17-year-old hero, Columbiner, tranny, and the first school shooter of 2024. On January 4, he/they shot up his school in Iowa with a fucking .22 revolver, and killed some 6th grader nigger and the principal before shooting himself.

Aside from school shootings, Dylan's hobbies included watching gore, thirstposting for femboys on Reddit, posting cringy videos to TikTok, and being fat and ugly. His Instagram page had his pronouns listed as "he/they", confirming this was yet another bloodthirsty tranny. His last post to TikTok showed him gearing up in the school bathroom and used the song "Stray Bullet" by KMFDM, the same song used by Pekka-Eric Auvinen for his final video.

  • Dylan gearing up in the bathroom.
    Dylan gearing up in the bathroom.
  • Cosplaying as Postal Dude.
    Cosplaying as Postal Dude.
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Rant

Graded Score
Kill count: 2/20
Accuracy: 2/20 Should have used a BIGGAR WEPPON.
Style: 5/20 Generic school shooter.
Butthurt: 3/20
Bonus: 10/20 Ode to the past + left behind a decent internet footprint.
Total Score: 22/100 (F---)
Audrey Hale 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Wanted Level:

Mall Cop


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