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Spotify (also known as Spotigay) is a shitty [[Swedish]] [[audio]] streaming service that claims to allow its users to listen to [[music]] for free, but instead the service is full of [[LGBT]] pride ads, [[Shit no one cares about|new artist's songs]] and more shit like that. The software has a laggy and slow UI which is also full of ads and can [[botnet|kill your RAM]]. The audio quality is worse than a broken [[radio]] from the [[80s]] and it sounds like it was recorded by a microphone from decades ago, being full of noises and distortion, which is super disgusting.  
'''Spotify''' is a shitty [[Swedish]] [[audio]] streaming service that claims to allow its users to listen to [[music]] for free, but forgets to mention that the service includes promotional [[EXTREME ADVERTISING|LGBT pride ads]], artists battling in a pay-to-win war over their [[snoca|dogshit songs]], and 73% useless bloat. Their software takes up hundreds of megabytes of space, with a laggy and slow [[UI]] full of ads, easily [[botnet|ass-raping your RAM]].  
[[Image:Spotify.png|150px|thumb|right|Spotigay's logo.]]
[[File:Wanna break from the ads.jpg|250px|right]]
The streaming quality is worse than a broken [[radio]] from the 19[[80s]] and the songs themselves sound like they were recorded on an [[Autotune|auto-tuned]] [[Toaster Steve|toaster]] full of compression and distortion. Rarely will you find anything of worth.


In general, it's much more worthwhile [[piracy|downloading your music]] and listening to it with an external player than using this fucked up software that's more about draining as much money as possible with ads than playing music for you.
In general, it's much more worthwhile to [[Soulseek|download your music]] and listen to it with an audio player, rather than use software that drains as much battery and money as possible, instead of actually playing music files for you. Alternatively, you could use ''YouTube Music'' on a web browser and just switch your [[adblock]]er on... but then again, YouTube Music has horrible audio quality as well.


==The Creators==
==Creation==
[[Image:Daniel Ek.jpeg|120px|thumb|left|This faggot is making more money every day while [[you]] remain unemployed.]]
[[Image:Daniel Ek.jpeg|125px|thumb|left|This faggot is making more money every day while [[you]] remain an unemployed neet.]]
The main person responsible for developing this disgrace was a [[faggot]] called Daniel Ek, who also worked on the [[BitTorrent|µTorrent]] project before starting to develop Spotigay. He dropped out of college and opened an advertising company (note this guy's passion for ads) called Advertigo, but he has such a strong [[fetish]] for [[money]] that he sold it in 2006 to another company. There was also a guy named Martin Lorentzo, but nobody cares to him.


The main person responsible for developing this abomination was a [[faggot]] called ''Daniel Ek'', who also worked on the [[uTorrent|µTorrent]] project before he began to develop Spotify. He dropped out of college and opened an advertising company (note this guy's passion for ads) called Advertigo, but he has such a strong [[fetish]] for [[money]] that he sold it in [[2006]] to another company. There was also a guy named Martin Lorentzo, but nobody really cares about him.


==Other services==
[[Image:Spotify.png|150px|thumb|Spotify's unoriginal logo.]]
===Spotify for Podcasters===
''Spotify for Shitcasters'' is just a version of Spotify designed so that retards can pick up a microphone and say whatever the fuck they want and get other retards to listen to them. No more than 20 people use this shit. The only reason podcasts still exist on Spotify is because [[Joe Rogan]] uses it.


==Spotify for Podcasters==
===Spotify for Artists===
Spotify for Shitcasters is just a version of Spotify designed so that retards can pick up a microphone and say whatever the fuck they want while other gays listen to them through the app. No more than 20 people use this shit.
''Spotify for [[Autists]]'' is a version of Spotify for the people that believe they have a good singing voice, or those that produce their own shitty songs to publish in the Spotify library. In general, nobody uses this shit either, especially when better alternatives like [[Soundcloud]] exist.
 
 
 
==Spotify for Artists==
Spotify for [[Autistics]] is the version of Spotigay for people for people who think they have a good voice to sing their own shitty songs and send them on that awful app. In general, nobody uses that shit either and they prefer Soundcloud.


==Gallery==


{{center|<gallery>
File:Angry Spotify wojak.jpg
File:Virgin Spotify Wrapped vs Chad Last FM.jpg
File:Spotifi - meme man - 471m80.jpg
File:How we used to Spotify Wrapped back in the day - CD-r mixtape meme.jpg
File:Spotify - I am once again asking you to buy Premium.jpg
File:Spotify Carriage - what does hell look like.jpg
File:Spotify ads - what do you think he's listening to.jpeg
File:Scumbag Spotify - here let me pause that muted ad for you.jpg
File:Scumbag Spotify horror ads inbetween sleep relaxation tunes.jpg
File:Scumbag Spotify - music is to share.jpg
File:Scumbag Spotify no problem loading ads.jpg
File:Spotify memes - time for your 4 ads - yes honey.jpg
File:Spotify top 50 playlist - Adventure Time Finn face meme.jpeg
</gallery>}}


==See also==


*[[Music]]
*[[Audiophile]]
*[[Soulseek]]
*[[Bandcamp]]
*[[Napster]]
*[[Ear Rape]]
*[[Limewire]]
*[[Last.FM]]


==External Links==
*[https://open.spotify.com/ Spotify webpage]
*<b>[https://www.winamp.com/ Install this instead.]</b>


 
{{music}}
==External Links==
{{digital media}}
*<b>[https://open.spotify.com/| The app's webpage]</b>
{{softwarez}}
*<b>[https://www.winamp.com/| Install this instead.]</b>
{{Timeline|Article of the Now September 15, 16 & 17, [[2023]]|[[JEWS DID WTC]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Elon Musk]]}}

Latest revision as of 13:30, 30 March 2025

Spotify is a shitty Swedish audio streaming service that claims to allow its users to listen to music for free, but forgets to mention that the service includes promotional LGBT pride ads, artists battling in a pay-to-win war over their dogshit songs, and 73% useless bloat. Their software takes up hundreds of megabytes of space, with a laggy and slow UI full of ads, easily ass-raping your RAM.

The streaming quality is worse than a broken radio from the 1980s and the songs themselves sound like they were recorded on an auto-tuned toaster full of compression and distortion. Rarely will you find anything of worth.

In general, it's much more worthwhile to download your music and listen to it with an audio player, rather than use software that drains as much battery and money as possible, instead of actually playing music files for you. Alternatively, you could use YouTube Music on a web browser and just switch your adblocker on... but then again, YouTube Music has horrible audio quality as well.

Creation

This faggot is making more money every day while you remain an unemployed neet.

The main person responsible for developing this abomination was a faggot called Daniel Ek, who also worked on the µTorrent project before he began to develop Spotify. He dropped out of college and opened an advertising company (note this guy's passion for ads) called Advertigo, but he has such a strong fetish for money that he sold it in 2006 to another company. There was also a guy named Martin Lorentzo, but nobody really cares about him.

Other services

Spotify's unoriginal logo.

Spotify for Podcasters

Spotify for Shitcasters is just a version of Spotify designed so that retards can pick up a microphone and say whatever the fuck they want and get other retards to listen to them. No more than 20 people use this shit. The only reason podcasts still exist on Spotify is because Joe Rogan uses it.

Spotify for Artists

Spotify for Autists is a version of Spotify for the people that believe they have a good singing voice, or those that produce their own shitty songs to publish in the Spotify library. In general, nobody uses this shit either, especially when better alternatives like Soundcloud exist.

See also

Spotify is part of a series on

Music

Visit the Music Portal for complete coverage.

Spotify

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Digital Media

Adobe® Photoshop® • Android • BlackBerry • Blu-ray • Compact Disc • DesuRadio • DRM • Fairphone • FLAC • Fraps • Gimp • Internet DVD • K-LULZ • Irfanview • iPhone • iPod • iTunes • L0de • Microsoft Surface • Mixtapes • MKV • MP3 • MS Paint • Pivot Stickfigure Animator • Quicktime • RealPlayer • Reason • Sony Vegas • VLC Media Player • Windows Movie Maker • Windows Media Player • WMV • Zune

Spotify is part of a series on

Softwarez

Visit the Softwarez Portal for complete coverage.

Article of the Now September 15, 16 & 17, 2023
Preceded by
JEWS DID WTC 		Spotify Succeeded by
Elon Musk
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