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{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|August 26, 2023 (aged 21)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|August 26, 2023 (aged 21)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]  [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|3 killed, 0 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck no lol}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Total Nigger Death]]}}
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'''Ryan Christopher Palmeter'''{{Nazi}} was a 21-year-old [[Emo|suicidal crybaby]], [[Fail|college dropout]], and [[CIA]] asset from Jacksonville, [[Florida]] who [[Loser|sacrificed his life]] to continue the work of his idol [[Dylann Roof]] in removing the Fried Chicken Filth from the South. Having grown up in a place called "Oakville Plantation," he had experienced his fair share of gangbangs and assrapes from [[Nigger|niggers]], and decided to get revenge on the darkies with an AR-15 on August 26, 2023.
'''Ryan Christopher Palmeter'''{{Nazi}} was a 21-year-old [[Emo|suicidal crybaby]], [[Fail|college dropout]], and [[CIA]] asset from Jacksonville, [[Florida]] who [[Loser|sacrificed his life]] to continue the work of his idol [[Brenton Tarrant]] in removing the Fried Chicken Filth from the South. Having grown up in a place called "Oakville Plantation," he had experienced his fair share of gangbangs and assrapes from [[Nigger|niggers]], and decided to get revenge on the darkies with an AR-15 on August 26, 2023.


Palmeter boasted a history of [[Insane|mental illness]] and had previously been involuntarily institutionalized in 2017 for an emergency mental health evaluation following a threat to yeet himself from the roof of a building.
Palmeter boasted a history of [[Insane|mental illness]] and had previously been involuntarily institutionalized in 2017 for an emergency mental health evaluation following a threat to yeet himself from the roof of a building.
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[[File:Ryan_Palmeter_Nazi_Gun.png|thumb|200px|left|Like every other white devil before him, Ryan made sure to write a bunch of random Nazi shit on his AR for extra butthurt and lulz.]]
[[File:Ryan_Palmeter_Nazi_Gun.png|thumb|200px|left|Like every other white devil before him, Ryan made sure to write a bunch of random Nazi shit on his AR for extra butthurt and lulz.]]
[[File:RyanPalmeterDed.png|thumb|[[An hero|GAME OVER]]]]
[[File:RyanPalmeterDed.png|thumb|[[An hero|GAME OVER]]]]
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[[File:RyanpalmeterDedClose.png|thumb|Rest easy kang]]
Palmeter had planned to go postal at Edward Waters University, a school in Jacksonville with a historically black student body and staff, but he was approached by a security guard while lurking near the campus library and then [[Banned|asked to leave]] after he refused to identify himself. Palmeter retreated to his car, where he was seen equipping a ballistics vest and mask. Security was alerted again and attempted to confront him once more, but he drove away before he could be accosted.
Palmeter had planned to go postal at Edward Waters University, a school in Jacksonville with a historically black student body and staff, but he was approached by a security guard while lurking near the campus library and then [[Banned|asked to leave]] after he refused to identify himself. Palmeter retreated to his car, where he was seen equipping a ballistics vest and mask. Security was alerted again and attempted to confront him once more, but he drove away before he could be accosted.


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==Manifestos==
==Manifestos==
[[File:Palmeter_in_store.png|200px|right]]
[[File:Palmeter_in_store.png|200px|right]]
Palmeter wrote multiple manifestos because of course he fucking did, detailing his mission that he descriptively titled "Total Nigger Death," which was supposed to include even honorary negroes like [[Eminem]] and Machine Gun Kelly. He expressed admiration for such killers as the [[Timothy McVeigh|Oklahoma City bomber]] and [[Virginia Tech Massacre|Virginia Tech shooter]], but admonished the Boogaloo Boys as [[Role-playing|larpers]] because they are cowards who have not actually committed murder.
Ryan wrote three manifestos because of course he fucking did, the first detailed his mission that he descriptively titled "[[Total Nigger Death]]," which was supposed to include even honorary negroes like [[Eminem]] and Machine Gun Kelly. He expressed admiration for such killers as the [[Timothy McVeigh|Oklahoma City bomber]] and [[Virginia Tech Massacre|Virginia Tech shooter]], but admonished the Boogaloo Boys as [[Role-playing|larpers]] because they are cowards who have not actually committed murder. The second one was made for [[feds]]. Finally, the third one was made for mum n’ dad.


Paradoxically, his writings indicated a positive opinion of black Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, whom he admired as having "interpret(ed) laws based on the Constitution instead of doing [[Liberalism|faggy activist shit]] like the last half-century's worth of Supreme Court Justices."
Paradoxically, his writings indicated a positive opinion of black Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, whom he admired as having "interpret(ed) laws based on the Constitution instead of doing [[Liberalism|faggy activist shit]] like the last half-century's worth of Supreme Court Justices."


<center><pdf width="500" height="300">File:Ryan Palmeter Manifesto.pdf</pdf></center>
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File:Ryan Palmeter Manifesto.pdf|[[:File:Ryan Palmeter Manifesto.pdf|A White Boy Summer to Remember]]<br>(Click link to read)
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==Soysphere Involvement==
His [[Brenton Tarrant|gun writings]] and manifesto are both full of [[Sharty]] lingo, right down to including a {{kym|memes/oh-no-bro-characters-reacting-to-sad-breaking-news|Characters Reacting To Sad Breaking News}} meme featuring [[Chudjak]] that was {{twitter|_Kurihachi/status/1612274534907879425|stolen from some random Twitter user}}.
 
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[[File:Ryan Palmeter Breaking News.png]]<br>
<center>'''Original vs. Ryan's edit. Notice how he changed [[pol/|/pol/]] to [[Soyjak.party|/soy/]].'''</center>
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This led many to believe that he was a soyteen, something that was later confirmed once his [[Steam]] was discovered.
 
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It was only a matter of time before the bald cartoon man site got its own shooter, but at least he's not as embarrassing as [[William Atchison|ours]].


==Reactions==
==Reactions==
As the shooting took place in [[Florida]] where 12 out of 10 locals supported bringing back slavery, there wasn't much butthurt from the media, but of course [[Joe Biden|Old Joe]] had to give another unoriginal reaction to the shooting, this time saying “[[Bullshit|White supremacy has no place in America]]”. Ron DeSantis called Palmeter a pussy for becoming An Hero, being fully aware that a lifetime of buttsecks with Bubba was not a better option. Of course, some butthurt niggas didn`t like Ronnie`s statement , and even booed him of stage when he attended a vigil to pretend he gave a shit about the victims.
As the shooting took place in [[Florida]] where 12 out of 10 locals supported bringing back slavery, there wasn't much butthurt from the media, but of course [[Joe Biden|Old Joe]] had to give another unoriginal reaction to the shooting, this time saying "[[Bullshit|white supremacy has no place in America]]". Ron DeSantis called Palmeter a pussy for becoming an hero, being fully aware that a lifetime of buttsecks with Bubba was not a better option. Of course, some butthurt niggas didn't like Ronnie's statement, and even booed him off stage when he attended a vigil to pretend he gave a shit about the victims.
 
==Loadout==
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*'''Primary''': AR-15
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*Epic rifle used to pwn everyone in his path. <br> '''Does 50-60 damage.'''
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*'''Secondary''': Glock 20
[[Image:GTA4IconsGlock.png|center|100px]]
 
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*Gun used by Ryan for an heroing. <br> '''Does 35-45 damage.'''
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*'''Handicap''': Fat
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*Running and movement speed cut in half. Aiming increases due to the gaming skillz trained in his cave.
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*'''Perk 1''': Tarrant Disciple
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*Being a Tarrant Disciple,double damage against muslims,niggers and browns.
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*'''Spell''': Nazi
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*Sharty memes got to him. <br> '''Double damage against niggers, Muslims, non-Aryans and Jews.'''
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==Graded Score==
==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3|Not much of a loss for the states cotton production|2|Chased some bitch around the store and still couldn't get the kill|14|Tactical vest and Nazi shit scribbled on his AR-15|7|Got the media to blame the governor somehow|5|Caused minor butthurt in Florida but otherwise insignificant|31|F|[[Dylann Roof]]: The Sequel}}
{{GradedScore|3|Not much of a loss for the state's cotton production.|2|Chased some bitch around the store and still couldn't get the kill.|14|Tactical vest and Nazi shit scribbled on his AR-15.|7|Got the media to blame the governor somehow.|5|Caused minor butthurt in Florida but otherwise insignificant.|31|F|[[Payton Gendron]]: The Sequel}}
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{{Wanted|1}}
{{Wanted|1}}


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - Part one of the shopping trilogy
*[[Payton Gendron]] - Part two of the shopping trilogy
*[[Dylann Roof]]
*[[Dylann Roof]]
*[[Epic Fail]]
*[[Fatass]]
*[[Florida]]
*[[Florida]]
*[[Epic fail]]
*[[Meth]]
*[[Nazi]]
*[[Nazi]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[White supremacy]]
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - Part one of the shopping trilogy
*[[Meth]]
*[[Payton Gendron]] - Part two of the shopping trilogy
*[[Fatass]]
*[[Redneck]]
*[[Soyjak.party]]
*[[White Supremacy]]
 
==External Links==
*{{wikilink|2023_Jacksonville_shooting|TOW coverage}}
*{{yt|c|UCT5Xdwxme_cXfJJGvrtkJTg|Billybobsatan}}
*{{steam|76561198127414715|CaseyAnthony}}


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