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{{notice|''This article concerns the concept of [[sex]]ual fetishism. Separate articles devoted to the concept of fetishism in anthropology and the Marxist concept of commodity fetishism are omitted because they are mind numbingly boring subjects.''}}
[[File:FetishMap.gif|thumb|200px|You like all these!? You're  polymorphically perverse, mate. [http://www.humansexmap.com/ Here's another map] y'dirty cunt.]]
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[[Image:Usetheforce.jpg|thumb|187px|A stronger example of a droid fetish.]]
[[Image:Lady J redbra.jpg|thumb|right|Masturbating with lingerie is a very common and enjoyable fetish.]]
[[Image:FT-Staccy.jpg|300px|thumb|right|hawt]]
A '''fetish''' or [[paraphilia]] is an unusual (normally acquired) method of [[sex]]ual arousal, usually centered upon an object or an idea that [[mainstream]] society declares taboo. It is only a true fetish if the individual consistently relies on the object for arousal and can't find arousal without its presence. Studies done by the [[FBI]] determined that sexual fetishes are rare and most of us will never meet the [[pervert]]s who act on them. However, a study done in 2006 by searching [[Google]] revealed that [[over 9000]] [[site]]s profit by pandering [[porn]] to [[pervert]]s. Careful comparison to census figures reveals that every person in the world has developed at least three really disgusting fetishes, so you will have no difficulty finding partners who also enjoy putting [[cheese]] to creative use.
A '''fetish''' or [[paraphilia]] is an unusual (normally acquired) method of [[sex]]ual arousal, usually centered upon an object or an idea that [[mainstream]] society declares taboo. It is only a true fetish if the individual consistently relies on the object for arousal and can't find arousal without its presence. Studies done by the [[FBI]] determined that sexual fetishes are rare and most of us will never meet the [[pervert]]s who act on them. However, a study done in 2006 by searching [[Google]] revealed that [[over 9000]] [[site]]s profit by pandering [[porn]] to [[pervert]]s. Careful comparison to census figures reveals that every person in the world has developed at least three really disgusting fetishes, so you will have no difficulty finding partners who also enjoy putting [[cheese]] to creative use.
[[Image:Papa smurf.jpg|thumb|[[Santa]] during his time off]]


== [[Drama-generating techniques]] ==
== [[Drama-generating techniques]] ==
Most hardcore fetishists are [[troll]]s themselves, spending their flaccid time evading their parole officer and posting pictures of their hobby in [[forum]]s inhabited by [[13-year-old boy]]s and [[16-year-old girl]]s. You can make them very happy by telling them how foul and loathsome they are -- mentioning the eternal damnation of their pathetic souls is obligatory, as is explaining why your [[obsession]] with camels is perfectly normal. Some people like trees. This is apparently normal. Thousands of people were said to have had orgasms the night that TREE MAN was showed on britfag channel C4. Tree man was said to have been pleased by this.
Most hardcore fetishists are [[troll]]s themselves, spending their flaccid time evading their parole officer and posting pictures of their hobby in [[forum]]s inhabited by [[13-year-old boy]]s and [[16-year-old girl]]s. You can make them very happy by telling them how foul and loathsome they are -- mentioning the eternal damnation of their pathetic souls is obligatory, as is explaining why your [[obsession]] with camels is perfectly normal. Some people like trees. This is apparently normal. Thousands of people were said to have had orgasms the night that TREE MAN was showed on britfag channel C4. Tree man was said to have been pleased by this.


== A Partial List of Fetishes ==
== Fetishes with an ED article ==
[[Rule 34]] of the Internet states the following: if it exists, there is a porn for it.  
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*[[Acrotomophilia]] - sexual attraction to amputees
*[[Aquaphilia]] - sexual attraction to seeing others underwater, wet, and/or in swim gear
*[[Arborphilia]] - tree huggers, meet tree fuckers
*[[Auto-erotic asphyxiation]] - asphyxiating one's self for sexual stimulation, usually with something around your neck
*[[Balloon Fetish]] - their favorite things to fuck are inflatable pool toys and blow-up animals
*[[BDSM]] - bondage/discipline, slave/master, puppy play
*[[Bestiality]] - animal fuckers
*[[Cast Fetish]] - casts can apparently be hot or something
*[[Coprophilia]]: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) [[shit]]
*[[Dolljoints]] - fetish for those who want to fuck ''[[Rozen Maiden]]'' characters
*[[Foot Fetish]] - mmm, feets, the stinkiest part of the body, so appealing
*[[Furry]] - those people who dress up in furry animal costumes, roleplay as animals, and draw cartoon art of animal people fucking other animal people
*[[Guro]] - images of anime girls being murdered
*[[Eproctophilia]] - people who get off on flatulence             
*[[Infantilism]] - adult babies, people who aren't babies who wear diapers and shit them
*[[Inflation]] - sexual arousal of seeing/having something or someone pumped dangerously full of air     
*[[Macrophilia]] and Microphillia - sexual arousal of giant and miniature versions of people/things, usually crushing the shit out of your town
*[[Objectophilia]] - people who lust for objects instead of body parts
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*[[Olfactophilia]] - sick fucks who get off to being near [[Pakis]]
*[[Partial Unbirthing]] - sticking your head into a (fat) woman's vagina
*[[Pawfur]] - furry version of foot fetish
*[[Pedophilia]] - adults who prey on children who haven't reached an age of sexual arousal/reproduction yet
*[[Plushie|Plushophilia]] - for those who place strategic holes in their stuffed animals
*[[Statuephilia]] - these guys had a lot of fun in art class
*[[Mechanophilia]] - car fuckers
*[[Necrofur]] - furries + necrophilia
*[[Shibari]] - Japanese practice of tying people up
*[[Unbirthing]] - returning to the womb for who the fuck knows why
*[[Voraphilia]] - sexual arousal of being eaten alive/swallowed whole
*[[Xenophilia]] - alien fuckers
*[[Scientology|Xenuphilia]] getting sexual excitiment from making the [[masturbation]] gesture every time someone like [[Gay|Tom Cruise]] or [[whore|Lea Remini]] talks.
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[[Image:Lancebass.jpg|thumb|120px|Faggotry was considered a fetish, now is a [[lifestyle]] and a political issue.]]
== Fetishes without an ED article ==
*Anthropophagolagnia: Sexually aroused by [[rape]] with cannibalism.
*Abasiophilia: sexual attraction to people who are crippled.
*Apotemnophilia: Sexually aroused by fantasies about losing a limb.
*[[Arborphilia]]
*[[Balloon Fetish]]
*[[BDSM|Sadism and Masochism]]
*[[Bellypunching]]
*[[Bestiality]]
*[[Cast Fetish]]
*Dysmorphophilia: Sexually aroused by deformed or physically impaired partners.
*Electrophilia: Sexually aroused by electricity.
*Foot fetishism: very popular among humans, even if you're not aware of it. You can ask [[Something Awful|Lowtax]] for more details. ([[Pawfur|See Also]])
*Formicophilia: Sexually aroused by sex play with ants.
*[[Furry]]       
[[Image:SteveIrwin.png|thumb|120px|Hey! You got pedoes in my furry!]]                 
*[[Infantilism]]
*[[Inflation art|Inflatable Animals]]         
*[[Berry girl]]
*[[Macrophile|Macrophilia]]
*Mellisophile: aroused by [[I'm on my bee|bee stings]]
*Odontophilia: Sexually aroused by tooth extractions/tooth fetish
*[[Objectophilia]]: Sexually attracted by inanimate objects, e.g. cars.
*[[Partial Unbirthing]]
*[[Pedophilia]]
*Republicanphilia: mildly aroused by WASPs.
*[[Plushie|Plushophilia]]
*[[Statuephilia|Pygmalionism]]: Sexually aroused by statues or mannequins.
*[[Mechaphile|Robotism]]: Sexually aroused by the use of robots in sex play.
*Scopophilia: Sexually aroused by being stared at.
*[[shibari|Rope]]
*Siderodromophilia: Sexually aroused by trains.
*[[Unbirthing]]
 
*[[Voraphile|Vorearephilia]]
*Watersports: Golden showers
*Xylophilia: Sexually aroused by wood.
*Biastophilia: Sexual pleasure from committing [[rape]] (obviously). Also, sexually aroused by the idea of being raped.
*Frotteurism: sexual arousal through rubbing one's self against an unknowing stranger in public, like in subways. Common in Japan, and known as the chikan.
*Renfield's syndrome: clinical vampirism, or a compulsion to drink blood as a sexually-arousing act. Like Dracula and Pat Robertson.
*[[your mom]]
<center>YouTube video that '''MAY''' contain your fave fetish you [[sick fuck]].</center><center><youtube>SxJLaQOa7w0</youtube></center>
 
== Other fetishes you probably didn't know but would like to experiment ==
[[Image:Burt Reynolds.jpg|thumb|120px|Buffet of maniliness.]]
*Abasiophilia: sexual attraction to people who are lame or crippled <s>(excludes Heather Mills McCartney, no one can be that sick)</s> includes Heather Mills McCartney, because i fucking would.
*Acomophilia: sexual attraction to baldness (also hairless genitalia)
*Acomophilia: sexual attraction to baldness (also hairless genitalia)
*Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds
*Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds
*[[Acrotomophilia]] love of (or sexual attraction to) amputation or amputees
*Adolescentilism: sexual pleasure from acting or dressing like an adolescent  
*Adolescentilism: sexual pleasure from acting or dressing like an adolescent  
*Asphyxiophilia: sexual attraction to being asphyxiated; also called breath control play (or being strangled). Asphixiating one's self for [[fap|sexual stimulation]] is known as ''Autoerotic Asphyxiation''.
*Anthropophagolagnia: Sexually aroused by [[rape]] with cannibalism.
*Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman  
*Apotemnophilia: Sexually aroused by fantasies about losing a limb.
*Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman. The leading cause of transgenderism.
*Autonephioplia: (a.k.a diaper fetishism) sexual arousal from diapers  
*Autonephioplia: (a.k.a diaper fetishism) sexual arousal from diapers  
*Autossassinophilia: [[what is this i don't even|sexual arousal from fantasizing about or staging one's own murder]]
*Autossassinophilia: [[what is this i don't even|sexual arousal from fantasizing about or staging one's own murder]]
*Biastophilia: Sexual pleasure from committing/getting [[rape]]
*Celebriphilia: pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity
*Celebriphilia: pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity
[[Image:Eddiemurphy.jpg|thumb|170px|If you have a hard-on, you're a celebriphile. And a faggot.]]
*Cheirophilia: Hand fetishism
*Chrematistophilia: sexual arousal from paying for sex or being robbed by one’s sexual partner.  
*Chrematistophilia: sexual arousal from paying for sex or being robbed by one’s sexual partner.  
*Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) [[shit]]
*Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself (see [[Foot Fetish]])
*Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself  
*Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself
*Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself  
*Dysmorphophilia: Sexually aroused by deformed or physically impaired partners.
*Electrophilia: Sexually aroused by electricity.
*Emetophilia: sexual attraction to vomit  
*Emetophilia: sexual attraction to vomit  
[[Image:121192889 l.jpg|thumb|Mmm-mmm!]]
*Erotophonophilia: sexual arousal from committing (or trying to commit) murder
*[[Eproctophilia]]: sexual attraction to flatulence
*Erotophonophilia(also know as Homicidophilia or Lust murderism): sexual arousal from committing (or trying to commit) murder
*Euryproctophilia:  sexual arousal by [[goatse]].
*Faunoiphilia: [[Furry|sexual arousal from watching animals mate]]  
*Faunoiphilia: [[Furry|sexual arousal from watching animals mate]]  
*Fecophile: sexual arousal from defacation or watching a partner defecate, particularly on oneself.
*Fecophile: sexual arousal from defecation or watching a partner defecate, particularly on oneself.
*Nazi fetism: reletivaly new,fetishism over Nazi uniforms,Hitler,and Nazis themselves,is very popular around DeviantTard.
*Formicophilia: Sexually aroused by sex play with ants &rarr; [[Wikipedia:Formicophilia#Case_studies|LULZ]]
*[[Lotus Breast|Tiny lotus]] feet. love of (or sexual attraction to) small deformed feet.
*Frotteurism: sexual arousal through rubbing one's self against an unknowing stranger in public, like in subways. Common in Japan, and known as the chikan.
[[Image:Fruitoftheloom.jpg|thumb|Still doing it wrong]]
*Hybristophilia: attraction and sexual interest in [[criminals]]. Commonly associated with [[Jeffrey Dahmer]] and Richard Ramirez. Also see [[Columbiners]].
[[File:Foot fetish on b.jpg|thumb|Even [[btards]] aren't immune.]]
*Mazophilia: aroused by boobies.
 
*Mellisophile: aroused by [[I'm on my bee|bee stings]]
==What==
*Odontophilia: Sexually aroused by tooth extractions/tooth fetish
<center><youtube>Fjl7jTI7qjw</youtube></center>
*Politicophilia: Sexually aroused by [[politics]]
*Sthenolagnia: Sexually aroused by muscles. (look at those proteins)
*Urolagnia (Watersports): Sexual attraction to golden showers, drinking piss, seeing someone piss their pants, the smell of piss, and in other cases, holding your piss as long as possible and walking around with a full bladder
*Xylophilia: Sexually aroused by wood.


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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Image:FT-Staccy.jpg|Awww man, that's fuckin horny!
Image:Cheney short of breath.jpg|An example of acomophilia.
Image:Cockshoe.jpg
Image:Cockshoe.jpg|FAP FAP FAP
Image:Fetish - Cheesy Puffs.jpg|Cheesy Puffs
Image:BDSMsnowman.jpg|
Image:BDSMsnowman.jpg
Image:Macrophilia. It's scary..JPG|Macrophilia. It's scary.
File:Macrosonic.jpg|Macrophilia. It's scary.
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Image:HOUSTON army-pimp.jpg|Fetishes include wearing funny costumes.
Image:LadyJ fap poster74089165.jpg|Fapping on photos is a fetish.
Image:LadyJ fap poster74089165.jpg|Fapping on photos is a fetish.
Image:Autoerotic asphyxiation.jpg|Asphyxiophilia
Image:Autoerotic asphyxiation.jpg|Realistically an asphyxiophilia accident can't be a bad way to go.
Image:Coulter.jpg|I masturbate just at the thought of defecating on her.  
Image:Coulter.jpg|I masturbate just at the thought of defecating on her.  
Image:Tooth.jpg|Odontophilia: [[you are doing it wrong]].
Image:Tooth.jpg|Odontophilia: [[you are doing it wrong]].
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Image:Fetish pic by Kiko 1.jpg|Fetish is great
Image:Fetish pic by Kiko 1.jpg|Fetish is great
Image:Fetish pic by Kiko 2.jpg
Image:Fetish pic by Kiko 2.jpg
Image:Wamfeet3.jpg|People fap to this
Image:Wamfeet3.jpg
File:Monster Fetish.jpg|This too
Image:Dlthorn13-faggot2.jpg|Only [[Dorian Thorn]] faps to this.
Image:Dlthorn13-faggot2.jpg|Only [[Dorian Thorn]] faps to this.
Image:Splashwomanporn.jpg|ROBOT-MERMAID [[FAP|FAP FAP FAP]]
Image:Splashwomanporn.jpg|ROBOT-MERMAID [[FAP|FAP FAP FAP]]
File:FORYOURFOOTINMAHVAGINA.gif|[[Rangerphile|Chipmunk's foot in mouse vagina!]]
Image:FORYOURFOOTINMAHVAGINA.gif|[[Rangerphile|Chipmunk's foot in mouse vagina!]]
File:Footfetishpussyslut.jpg|Before this whore gets his cock inside her vag. The guy in question requested her to jerk him off with her feet. This is yet another example of foot fetish
Image:Footfetishpussyslut.jpg|Before this whore gets his cock inside her vag. The guy in question requested her to jerk him off with her feet. This is yet another example of foot fetish
File:0amakiaito.jpg|Sex on the city.
Image:0amakiaito.jpg|Sex on the city.
File:ToothbrushWoman.png|When brushing your teeth becomes oral sex.
Image:ToothbrushWoman.png|When brushing your teeth becomes oral sex.
Image:Mad Hatter Clown.jpg|From a [[Deviantart Tickle Fetish Alliance|Deviantart tickling fetishist]]
Image:Fetish_-_Pinecones.jpg|Sometimes it's better not to ask.
Image:Fetishes according to Tartlets.jpg
Image:Fetish_-_Duct_Tape.jpg|<center>Duct Tape</center>
Image:Fetish_-_Fun_Afternoon_Brought_To_You_By_Office_Max.jpg|<center>&#42;pop&#42; &#42;pop&#42; &#42;pop&#42;</center>
Image:Fetish_-_Combinations.jpg|Many [[you|sick fucks]] enjoy combining different fetishes together.
Image:Fetish_-_Scene_From_Star_Wars.jpg
Image:Usetheforce.jpg|[[Star Wars|Droid fetish]]
Image:Lady J redbra.jpg|Masturbating with lingerie is a very common and enjoyable fetish.
File:Foot fetish on b.jpg|Even [[b/tards]] aren't immune.
File:Fabulousfucker.jpg|The Dracula of gay sex.
File:Theykillyou.png|I told every little star!
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==Faggot fetishes==
 
Since they are already disgusting immoral perverts to begin with, faggots have more fetishes than normal people. When they cannot find porn of their favorite fetish, they have to make it themselves. In the age of the internet this means that fetishes for which there are no existing names can be found all over the place, due to the AIDS-spreading antics of these anally-fixated amateurs.
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File:Thisvid_gay_porn_cake_batter_gunge.png
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_cock_tied_to_ceiling.png
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_cop_stomps_toaster.png|(?)
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_crossdressing_hunk.png
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_crushing_wasps.png
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_cum_on_earthworm.png
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File:Thisvid_gay_porn_dildo_footjob.png
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_dirty_hobo_ass.png
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_dwarf_jerking_off.png
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_fat_gainer_eats.png|[[TheAmazingAtheist|TJ? Is that you?]]
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_fat_microcock.png
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_fruit_sex.png
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_giant_brother_eats_you.png
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_giant_genie.png|Wut
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_giant_plays_with_snail_ii.png
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_gimme_my_keys.png
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_leech_in_dick.png|Yow
File:Thisvid gay porn macho nacho.png|It is a mystery
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_massive_balls_stretch_asshole.png
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_queers_on_ice.png|Roll up, roll up!
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_runny_nose.png
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_sexy_handless_dancer.png|WTF
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_sexy_naked_farting.png
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_shitcunt_gasmask.png
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_somewhere_in_south_africa.png|This is also a mystery
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_stranger_piss_in_bladder.png
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_superchub_face_sit.png
File:Thisvid_gay_porn_superman_worships_feet.png
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==Videos==
<center>{{Videoframe|Videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>SxJLaQOa7w0</youtube>
|<youtube>Fjl7jTI7qjw</youtube>
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==People who have fetishes==
==People who have fetishes==
* [[Sick fuck|Sick fucks]]
* [[Pedophilia|Sick fuck]]s
* [[Furries]]
* [[Furries]]
* [[Japan|Japanese]]
* [[Japan]]
* [[Wapanese|Weeaboos]]
* [[Wapanese|Weeaboos]]
* [[Dorian Thorn]]
* [[Dorian Thorn]]
* [[Bronies]]
* [[You]]
* [[You]]


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* [[Queen]]
* [[Queen]]
* [[List of Sex Moves]]
* [[List of Sex Moves]]
* [[Your mom]]
* [[Michael Jackson]]
* [[Piss]]
* [[Piss]]
* [[Shit]]
* [[Shit]]
* [[Boytaur]]
* [[Crush Adams]]
* [[My Tiny Dick]]
* [[My Tiny Dick]]
* [http://www.fap-roulette.com/2009/11/fap-roulette-porn-niches-fetish.html Niche & Fetish List]
* [[BDSM]]
* [[BDSM]]
* [http://anonym.to/?http://www.jodhpur-fetish.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard.cgi? Jodhpur-Fetish] One of the oldest and most failed sites about horseback riding and riding clothes. For a small fee of $19.95 per year (CyberAge.com) you could not only get access to [[Admin|Joddyman's]] [[amateur porn|homemade fetish photos]], but also pics that he stole from other sites ([http://web.archive.org/web/20031210235013/http://www.jodhpur-fetish.com/ proof] - looks suspiciously like catalog and webshop images, and nothing like the [http://anonym.to/?http://www.jilly-king.com generic crap] he's now churning out). As of now, the forum is knuckling under the fail of a [[dyslexia|dyslectic]] and a [[Fap|fapnatic]] - both being potential [[Rape|rapists]], [[win|of course]]. The only threads that aren't complete fail (but on the other hand totally off topic) is the ones about [[Cake|birthdays]].
* [[Shadman]]
* [http://www.ridngboots.net Ridingboots.net] - like the one above, only that it never had any pretentions and therefore can't fail. In over 10 years, it only managed to feature three (3) M/F-couples.
 


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{{Psychology}}
[[Category:Abnormal Psych]]
 
[[Category:Sex]]
[[Category:Sex]]

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You like all these!? You're polymorphically perverse, mate. Here's another map y'dirty cunt.

A fetish or paraphilia is an unusual (normally acquired) method of sexual arousal, usually centered upon an object or an idea that mainstream society declares taboo. It is only a true fetish if the individual consistently relies on the object for arousal and can't find arousal without its presence. Studies done by the FBI determined that sexual fetishes are rare and most of us will never meet the perverts who act on them. However, a study done in 2006 by searching Google revealed that over 9000 sites profit by pandering porn to perverts. Careful comparison to census figures reveals that every person in the world has developed at least three really disgusting fetishes, so you will have no difficulty finding partners who also enjoy putting cheese to creative use.

Drama-generating techniques

Most hardcore fetishists are trolls themselves, spending their flaccid time evading their parole officer and posting pictures of their hobby in forums inhabited by 13-year-old boys and 16-year-old girls. You can make them very happy by telling them how foul and loathsome they are -- mentioning the eternal damnation of their pathetic souls is obligatory, as is explaining why your obsession with camels is perfectly normal. Some people like trees. This is apparently normal. Thousands of people were said to have had orgasms the night that TREE MAN was showed on britfag channel C4. Tree man was said to have been pleased by this.

Fetishes with an ED article

  • Acrotomophilia - sexual attraction to amputees
  • Aquaphilia - sexual attraction to seeing others underwater, wet, and/or in swim gear
  • Arborphilia - tree huggers, meet tree fuckers
  • Auto-erotic asphyxiation - asphyxiating one's self for sexual stimulation, usually with something around your neck
  • Balloon Fetish - their favorite things to fuck are inflatable pool toys and blow-up animals
  • BDSM - bondage/discipline, slave/master, puppy play
  • Bestiality - animal fuckers
  • Cast Fetish - casts can apparently be hot or something
  • Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) shit
  • Dolljoints - fetish for those who want to fuck Rozen Maiden characters
  • Foot Fetish - mmm, feets, the stinkiest part of the body, so appealing
  • Furry - those people who dress up in furry animal costumes, roleplay as animals, and draw cartoon art of animal people fucking other animal people
  • Guro - images of anime girls being murdered
  • Eproctophilia - people who get off on flatulence
  • Infantilism - adult babies, people who aren't babies who wear diapers and shit them
  • Inflation - sexual arousal of seeing/having something or someone pumped dangerously full of air
  • Macrophilia and Microphillia - sexual arousal of giant and miniature versions of people/things, usually crushing the shit out of your town
  • Objectophilia - people who lust for objects instead of body parts

Fetishes without an ED article

  • Abasiophilia: sexual attraction to people who are crippled.
  • Acomophilia: sexual attraction to baldness (also hairless genitalia)
  • Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds
  • Adolescentilism: sexual pleasure from acting or dressing like an adolescent
  • Anthropophagolagnia: Sexually aroused by rape with cannibalism.
  • Apotemnophilia: Sexually aroused by fantasies about losing a limb.
  • Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman. The leading cause of transgenderism.
  • Autonephioplia: (a.k.a diaper fetishism) sexual arousal from diapers
  • Autossassinophilia: sexual arousal from fantasizing about or staging one's own murder
  • Biastophilia: Sexual pleasure from committing/getting rape
  • Celebriphilia: pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity
  • Cheirophilia: Hand fetishism
  • Chrematistophilia: sexual arousal from paying for sex or being robbed by one’s sexual partner.
  • Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself (see Foot Fetish)
  • Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself
  • Dysmorphophilia: Sexually aroused by deformed or physically impaired partners.
  • Electrophilia: Sexually aroused by electricity.
  • Emetophilia: sexual attraction to vomit
  • Erotophonophilia: sexual arousal from committing (or trying to commit) murder
  • Faunoiphilia: sexual arousal from watching animals mate
  • Fecophile: sexual arousal from defecation or watching a partner defecate, particularly on oneself.
  • Formicophilia: Sexually aroused by sex play with ants → LULZ
  • Frotteurism: sexual arousal through rubbing one's self against an unknowing stranger in public, like in subways. Common in Japan, and known as the chikan.
  • Hybristophilia: attraction and sexual interest in criminals. Commonly associated with Jeffrey Dahmer and Richard Ramirez. Also see Columbiners.
  • Mazophilia: aroused by boobies.
  • Mellisophile: aroused by bee stings
  • Odontophilia: Sexually aroused by tooth extractions/tooth fetish
  • Politicophilia: Sexually aroused by politics
  • Sthenolagnia: Sexually aroused by muscles. (look at those proteins)
  • Urolagnia (Watersports): Sexual attraction to golden showers, drinking piss, seeing someone piss their pants, the smell of piss, and in other cases, holding your piss as long as possible and walking around with a full bladder
  • Xylophilia: Sexually aroused by wood.
  • Awww man, that's fuckin horny!
    Awww man, that's fuckin horny!
  • Cheesy Puffs
    Cheesy Puffs
  • Macrophilia. It's scary.
    Macrophilia. It's scary.
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Faggot fetishes

Since they are already disgusting immoral perverts to begin with, faggots have more fetishes than normal people. When they cannot find porn of their favorite fetish, they have to make it themselves. In the age of the internet this means that fetishes for which there are no existing names can be found all over the place, due to the AIDS-spreading antics of these anally-fixated amateurs.

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