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'''Gary Lineker''' is a retired football player and currently a sports broadcaster. | '''Gary Lineker''' is a retired football player and is currently a sports broadcaster. | ||
Like many others who are famous, the 53-year-old created a Twitter account so fans can worship him. | Like many others who are famous, the 53-year-old created a Twitter account so fans can worship him. | ||
All of which was caught on camera and | But the internet best remembers Gary for an incident during the 1990 Italy World Cup where he crapped his pants then proceeded to wipe his ass on the grass like an animal. | ||
All of which was caught on camera and now resides on YouTube for all to see. | |||
He recently did an interview with the BBC where he put a spotlight on the incident that he wants everyone to forget about. | He recently did an interview with the BBC where he put a spotlight on the incident that he wants everyone to forget about. | ||
This probably won't have the desired effect and his best option may be to delete his Twitter and move on. | This probably won't have the desired effect and his best option may be to delete his Twitter and move on. | ||
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== Quotes == | |||
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|It was relatively funny at the start.<br /><br />It's now boring everybody with any degree of sense in their heads whatsoever, people are getting tired of it. It's just kids being silly.<br /><br />I have a lot of mothers, a lot of children, a lot of respectful people that follow me. Do I want them to read them at the bottom of a tweet? Not really.<br /><br />Just on Twitter over the last few weeks whenever I tweet the reply is... Well, I won't say as it's a not pleasant expletive, but you can get the gist.|Gary Lineker | |||
|I wasn't very well basically and I made a tackle which was unusual for me... the bowels relaxed and I was ill.|Gary Lineker | |||
|If you Google me I think that's the thing that comes up first, 'Lineker pooed on the pitch' or whatever it is.|Gary Lineker | |||
|It's become a bit relentless but I'm now blocking everyone that does it. I think it's gradually diminishing. It's quite time consuming blocking everyone, it's not a very quick process but I have done a lot. It really doesn't bother me at all, not in the slightest but I have a lot of mothers, a lot of children, a lot of respectful people that follow me. Do I want them to read them at the bottom of a tweet? Not really.|Gary Lineker | |||
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==See also== | |||
* [[Shit|Paula Radcliffe]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 16:32, 25 August 2024
Gary Lineker is a retired football player and is currently a sports broadcaster. Like many others who are famous, the 53-year-old created a Twitter account so fans can worship him.
But the internet best remembers Gary for an incident during the 1990 Italy World Cup where he crapped his pants then proceeded to wipe his ass on the grass like an animal. All of which was caught on camera and now resides on YouTube for all to see.
He recently did an interview with the BBC where he put a spotlight on the incident that he wants everyone to forget about. This probably won't have the desired effect and his best option may be to delete his Twitter and move on.
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@GaryLineker @FinallyMario you shat on box office -
@GaryLineker @DanielleBux statue shat on ya wife
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