Troll harder

This article is perfect. Don't fuck with it!

Let's create an online resource that allows us to quickly photoshop memes, paste peoples heads onto hitler, create posts, and other super lulzy shit.

SEQUENCE OF MISUNADFOTUNATE PROBABLE EVENTS

1) TROLL HARDER

2) GENERATE MASSIVE LULZ

3) SATURATE THA INTERNETZ WITH THA LULZ

4) ????

5) PROFIT!!!!

6) ???

7) POSSIBRY GET BUTTRAEPED BY THA PARTY VAN

8) ???

9) DONOTPROFFIT

10) GO DIRECTLY TO PRISON

11) GET BBC RAMMED IN UR DRY ANGUS HOLE

12) GET OUT OF JAIL

13) HOLD PRESS CONFERENCE

14) "I DID IT FOR THE LULZ. LONG LIVE ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA."

15) DIE OF AIDS FROM PRISONRAEP, FAILING TO BECOME AN HERO TO US ALL

16) DISCOVER NO AFTERLIFF

17) DONOTPROFIT

WHO WILL CODE THIS WEBSITE?????

We need people to code to automate this.

autolulzgenA[] and autolulzgenB[]

Basically, we need a lulz generator that you upload a headshot of someone into and it spits out a pic with that person's head on hitler's body. Or other simple, super lulzy photoshop bullshit.

And something that makes a semi-randomized lulzy as shit post.

autolulzclassifier[]

Classify type of trolling (directed audience =?, type=subtle or type=INYOUR卐FACE).

Tailor the lulz to the specific major area of trolling faggotry:

religiontards, atheitards, libtard politics, conservitard politics, libertariantard politics, barrockolly 卐hussein卐 obomber, georgie 卐butthert卐 bush, jooz, minorities of various types, white supremifags, islamfags, biblefags, femin卐s, MRAtards, etc.....

autolulzeditor[]

we could also make it so you can edit the post by hand after the machine generates it, thus refining and adding to the lulz.

autolulzdeployer[]

releases fucking epic lulzbomb.

Jizzes lulz all over the series of tubes known as da interwebs.

Deploys the post/image to a dozen+ forums. we could spam twitter, facebook, tumblr, reddit, buzzfeed, and many other ultrafaggoty nooz sources.

Of course, this would require creation of accounts there every time you get banned, for certain forums.

we need a domain name, hosting, registration

sorry guiz this is faggoty idea but anyway lets call it https://trollharder.goatse.tubgirl.gnaa.org/ ... or maybe just https://lulzgen.org/ or https://trollharder.org/

examples of similar, much less lulzy generators

http://crispian-jago.blogspot.com/2013/03/the-multi-faith-blasphemy-generator.html

https://ternus.github.io/nsaproductgenerator/

http://tumblr-argument-generator.lokaltog.net/

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top lel

propagate the lulz swiftly, fellow anons

SIGN HERE IF YOU WISH TO CONTRIBUTE - SOMEONE PLS START GITHUB SUPPOSITORY

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