HanAssholeSolo

The post that started it all.

HanAssholeSolo is a former Reddit frequenter and troll who created and posted anti-semitic and anti-MSM content for lulz. However, on July 4, 2017 shortly after a gif he created depicting Donald Trump body-slamming CNN was Tweeted by The Donald himself, this all came to a sudden end.

The journalists over at CNN, with their egos as fragile as egg shells decided instead of focusing on actually noteworthy stories, that they should instead waste their resources on tracking down A REDDIT SHITPOSTER'S IRL identity and coerce a written apology out of him, or else they would leak his dox.

DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING

Shortly after Trump tweeted the gif, CNN contacted HanAssholeSolo in reference to his work. Realizing CNN was not merely a group of butthurt skids, and instead had many million readers and billions of dollars of backing, then he should perhaps take the possibility of a complete life ruin if his dox were leaked very fucking seriously. As such, HanAssholeSolo posted the following on Reddit shortly before deleting all of his posts.

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The world's fastest onset of Trolls remorse

CNN were quick to declare victory against their enemy, going to the trouble of actually publishing a story about what they did. The full version of the story can be found here, but here a few tasty little excerpts from it:

	“	The apology came after CNN's KFile identified the man behind "HanA**holeSolo." Using identifying information that "HanA**holeSolo" posted on Reddit, KFile was able to determine key biographical details, to find the man's name using a Facebook search and ultimately corroborate details he had made available on Reddit.	„
	—A tl;dr rundown on how to dox people on the internet

	“	On Monday, KFile attempted to contact the man by email and phone but he did not respond. On Tuesday, "HanA**holeSolo" posted his apology on the subreddit /The_Donald and deleted all of his other posts.	„
	—All they forget to do was send him pizzas and gay hookers

	“	After posting his apology, "HanA**holeSolo" called CNN's KFile and confirmed his identity. In the interview, "HanA**holeSolo" sounded nervous about his identity being revealed and asked to not be named out of fear for his personal safety and for the public embarrassment it would bring to him and his family.	„
	—I'm sure the good people at CNN will honour the request

	“	CNN is not publishing "HanA**holeSolo's" name because he is a private citizen who has issued an extensive statement of apology, showed his remorse by saying he has taken down all his offending posts, and because he said he is not going to repeat this ugly behavior on social media again. In addition, he said his statement could serve as an example to others not to do the same.	„
	—Well thank god for that

	“	CNN reserves the right to publish his identity should any of that change.	„
	—CNN on coercion

Unfortunately for CNN, they did not anticipate the collective strength of the world's autistic shitposters.

Internet Hate Machine Responds

CNN, being old media hacks, vastly underestimated the backlash that they would receive for running the story. Websites such as 4chan, Daily Stormer and all of the other dark hives of autistics were quick to literally declare war on CNN. Within 24 hours, many new anti-CNN gifs were created which included attacks on advertisers as well as several members of staff having their own dox leaked, complete with threats of physical violence and rape. One should never underestimate the power of a few hundred autists with too much time on their hands.

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In what was quite possibly a world first, the Nazi-wannabes of /pol/, neckbeards of r/The_Donald and normies of Facebook and Twitter were united as one. Like the unity of North and South Korea or the UK and Ireland, few thought such a unity was possible. The unlikely alliance produced dozens and dozens of memes for the entertainment of all.

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Notable Posts

Sadly, Han deleted all his shit but we were able to recover some classy thoughts of his, with the aid of the Wayback Machine:

	“	If you're the superior fucking race why do you have an average IQ just above a fucking downs syndrome potato and kill each other in mass numbers every time you all gather or live in large numbers? Why are you 13% of the USA population and commit 50+% of the mass crime? If it wasn't for affirmative action and slavery you'd still be in a mud hut in Africa worshipping the stick as your greatest achievement. Riddle me that you low information drive down the real estate market when the first nigger moves into the subdivision motherfucker. Maybe if you Europeans got some balls instead of waiting on your politicians to take care of this and fought against these stone age assholes something would happen, but apparently your nut sacks have shrunk since WW2.	„
	—HanAssholeSolo on the Negro question

	“	Blacks make up 13% of the U.S. population but they make up 35% of jail inmates, and 37% of prison inmates of the 2.2 million male inmates as of 2014 (U.S. Department of Justice, 2014)... Makes ya think.	„
	—HanAssholeSolo on statistics

	“	Tell that to the FBI crime database...and to Chicago, and to Detroit, and to Baltimore, Memphis, Philly, and every other major city with a large black population. I'm sure all those murders, robberies, assaults and rapes are just "fabricated"	„
	—HanAssholeSolo on the hellholes of America

	“	You ever just go out and find a homeless person and choke them to death to watch the life go out of their eyes?	„
	—HanAssholeSolo on the homeless

	“	His dead bloated corpse being dragged through the streets would be my satisfaction.	„
	—HanAssholeSolo on George Soros✡

	“	FUCK ALLAH FUCK MOHAMMED FUCK THE QURAN FUCK MOSQUES FUCK ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS CULT IDEOLOGY	„
	—HanAssholeSolo on Islam

	“	What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of someone being ass fucked by a camel screaming out the call to prayer over a loudspeaker.	„
	—HanAssholeSolo on Muslims

	“	I hope Trump or Putin nukes Mecca and Medina and when that happens I'll jack off onto my computer screen over the pics of the vaporized goat fuckers who won't be here to ruin society anymore.	„
	—HanAssholeSolo on Mecca

	“	Islam is not a race it's a religion. Learn something before you post you worshipper of a pedophile child lover.	„
	—HanAssholeSolo on Muhammad

	“	Thank you based Poseidon	„
	—HanAssholeSolo on drowning refugees

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See Also

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• Reddit
• Fake News
• Alt Right
• r/the_donald

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