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'''AIDS''', by [[Faggots|many]] it is seen as a tragic disease, [[Everyone|others]], however, see it for what it really is, the greatest source of [[lulz]] ever conceived, for example: every 0.0001003402 seconds a baby in Africa dies of AIDS. It stands for '''Anally-Inflicted Death Sentence''', '''Adios! Infected Dick Sucker''', "Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome" for [[Wikipedia]]ns, and "S.I.D.A." in [[Fail|French]], meaning "''Sauvagement Introduit Dans l'Anus''" (Savagely Introduced into Da Anus). AIDS is the [[politically correct]] term for [[GRIDS]], '''Gay Cancer''', and '''The Ebonic Plague'''.
'''Harvey Bernard Milk'''{{Jew}} was a fudge-packing [[homosexual]] [[Jewish]] [[pedophile]] who, in 1977, became the first [[Redundant|gay elected official]] in [[California]] history when he was elected as a member of the ''[[Shit nobody cares about|San Francisco Board of Supervisors]]''. Unfortunately for Harvey, he would ultimately only end up [[69|holding this position]] for under a year before [[Comedy|tragedy]], the [[Allah|wrath of a virulently heterosexual God]], and an angry man high on Twinkies would [[Death|strike him down]] in a hail of gunfire along with the [[wop]] Mayor of [[San Francisco]].


In spite of the disease's name, AIDS involves no [[Help|aid or assistance]] whatsoever.  
Harvey Milk is remembered as an [[LGBT]][[WTF]][[BBQ]] and [[Pedophile|MAP]] [[Human rights|rights]] [[activist]] and a [[Annoying|pretentious]] [[pseudo-intellectual]] who, much like [[Andy Warhol]], absolutely [[Asking for it|deserved]] to be fucking shot. When not getting gunned down by a deranged man on a snack cake bender, Harvey could usually be found [[grooming]] and [[molesting]] [[13-year-old boy|16-year-old runaways]] that he [[Prostitution|picked up off the streets]].


Created by <s>[[Ronald Reagan]]</s> trolls during the [[1980s]] to destroy niggers on the Internet, [[Furry|furries]] and [[Homosexuality|faggots]], AIDS is transmitted predominantly via [[buttsecks]] between two [[men]]. Aside from buttsecks, [[gay]] people can transmit AIDS by touch or injecting their tainted blood into harmless [[str8]] people on the street. It is even possible to get AIDS by looking into the eyes of an infected person for more than roughly 8.3 seconds or by being kind or compassionate to any HIV-positive individual. Simply reading the [[Dan Savage]] web site can give you AIDS, and rumor has it that the code is encrypted in recent versions of the Conficker Worm. There are two different sets of diagnostic criteria in the first world and in Africa, to guarantee as many people die as possible!
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AIDS is proof that [[God hates fags]], and [[nigger]]s, because '''ALL''' niggers have AIDS.
 
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Featured Faggotry - Harvey Milk

Harvey Bernard Milk was a fudge-packing homosexual Jewish pedophile who, in 1977, became the first gay elected official in California history when he was elected as a member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors. Unfortunately for Harvey, he would ultimately only end up holding this position for under a year before tragedy, the wrath of a virulently heterosexual God, and an angry man high on Twinkies would strike him down in a hail of gunfire along with the wop Mayor of San Francisco.

Harvey Milk is remembered as an LGBTWTFBBQ and MAP rights activist and a pretentious pseudo-intellectual who, much like Andy Warhol, absolutely deserved to be fucking shot. When not getting gunned down by a deranged man on a snack cake bender, Harvey could usually be found grooming and molesting 16-year-old runaways that he picked up off the streets.

(( HARVEY'S MILK ))