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'''Harvey Bernard Milk'''{{Jew}} was a fudge-packing [[homosexual]] [[Jewish]] [[pedophile]] who, in 1977, became the first [[Redundant|gay elected official]] in [[California]] history when he was elected as a member of the ''[[Shit nobody cares about|San Francisco Board of Supervisors]]''. Unfortunately for Harvey, he would ultimately only end up [[69|holding this position]] for under a year before [[Comedy|tragedy]], the [[Allah|wrath of a virulently heterosexual God]], and an angry man high on Twinkies would [[Death|strike him down]] in a hail of gunfire along with the [[wop]] Mayor of [[San Francisco]].


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Harvey Milk is remembered as an [[LGBT]][[WTF]][[BBQ]] and [[Pedophile|MAP]] [[Human rights|rights]] [[activist]] and a [[Annoying|pretentious]] [[pseudo-intellectual]] who, much like [[Andy Warhol]], absolutely [[Asking for it|deserved]] to be fucking shot. When not getting gunned down by a deranged man on a snack cake bender, Harvey could usually be found [[grooming]] and [[molesting]] [[13-year-old boy|16-year-old runaways]] that he [[Prostitution|picked up off the streets]].


'''Sparx Traxx,''' aka Bass Husky, Nexus² Fennec, “Christine,” or [[Powerword|'''Chris Dawson''']] (born January 1st, 1995), and referred to as "the monstrosity" by those unfortunate enough to encounter him [[IRL]], seems like your average fur faggot that you’d see on the internet at first glance, occasionally participating in rants against the furry fandom, posting furry art, and sharing the typical yiffy goodies. But once one gets deeper and deeper into this thing’s personal and social life, you’ll start to see that he's quite possibly one of the most disgraceful pieces of human scum anyone could ever be.
<center>'''[[Harvey Milk|(( HARVEY'S MILK ))]]'''</center>
 
Sparx is a [[Canadian]] reject from Toronto, Ontario who's currently fagging up El Paso, [[Texas]]. The tranny whore would prefer you call him “Christine” instead of “Chris,” but nobody's buying into that shit. He's created two [[fursonas]] for himself that go by the names of Sparx and Nexus². This misguided furnig attempts to pass both of his characters off as being completely [[original]], as if the cult of [[furfaggotry]] doesn't have enough Siberian Husky and fox fursonas in it already.
He's widely known in the [[furry|fandom]] for being a slutty [[Fursuit sex|murrsuiter]], failed DJ and lighting designer, shitty photographer, terrible [[fursuit]] maker, and most recently he's announced that he's a [[hermaphrodite]], though no one's falling for it.
 
<center>'''[[Sparx Traxx|(( MAKE ME YOUR PET ))]]'''</center>

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Featured Faggotry - Harvey Milk

Harvey Bernard Milk was a fudge-packing homosexual Jewish pedophile who, in 1977, became the first gay elected official in California history when he was elected as a member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors. Unfortunately for Harvey, he would ultimately only end up holding this position for under a year before tragedy, the wrath of a virulently heterosexual God, and an angry man high on Twinkies would strike him down in a hail of gunfire along with the wop Mayor of San Francisco.

Harvey Milk is remembered as an LGBTWTFBBQ and MAP rights activist and a pretentious pseudo-intellectual who, much like Andy Warhol, absolutely deserved to be fucking shot. When not getting gunned down by a deranged man on a snack cake bender, Harvey could usually be found grooming and molesting 16-year-old runaways that he picked up off the streets.

(( HARVEY'S MILK ))