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Ethereum is a [[bitcoin|shitcoin]] invented by a [[Russia]]n [[Kremlin]]troll named Vitalik Buterin.
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It is designed to create other shitcoins which are even more a [[Ponzi]]-scheme than Ethereum is.
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Vitalik Buterin is a Russian [[spy|agent]], on the payroll of the [[KGB]] [[troll]] factory, who reports directly to the head of the KGB, [[Vladimir Putin]] himself.
Derived from the word ether(non-solid material) and Ethereum is a [[bitcoin|shitcoin]] invented by a [[Russia]]n [[Kremlin]] [[troll]] named Vitalik Buterin.


Ethereum is designed to con the [[goyim]] out of their hard earned [[dollar]]s, to Make the [[Soviet Union]] Great Again by ending [[capitalism]].
It is designed to create other shitcoins which are even more a [[Pyramid Scheme|Ponzi]]-scheme than Ethereum is.
 
Vitalik Buterin is a Russian [[spy|agent]], on the payroll of the [[KGB]] troll factory, who reports directly to the head of the KGB, [[Bad Vlad]] himself.
 
Ethereum is designed to con the [[goyim]] out of their hard-earned [[dollars]], in order to Make the [[Soviet Union]] Great Again by ending [[capitalism]].
 
Many /biz/raelis fell into the ether when Ethereum, along with every other buttcoin, crashed hard as it returned to its normal value of worthless trash.
 
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Latest revision as of 13:58, 14 October 2022

Mining Ethereum

Derived from the word ether(non-solid material) and Ethereum is a shitcoin invented by a Russian Kremlin troll named Vitalik Buterin.

It is designed to create other shitcoins which are even more a Ponzi-scheme than Ethereum is.

Vitalik Buterin is a Russian agent, on the payroll of the KGB troll factory, who reports directly to the head of the KGB, Bad Vlad himself.

Ethereum is designed to con the goyim out of their hard-earned dollars, in order to Make the Soviet Union Great Again by ending capitalism.

Many /biz/raelis fell into the ether when Ethereum, along with every other buttcoin, crashed hard as it returned to its normal value of worthless trash.

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