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[[Image:L.A. Beast Hot Pepper.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Cry me a river.]]
[[File:Crystal Pepsi.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Drink Pepsi - Get Famous]]
'''L.A. Beast''' aka {{ytuser|skippy62able}} is a challenge YouTuber who whores off of people's unavoidable urge to enjoy watching people suffer for the [[lulz]]. L.A. Beast's challenges commonly include him cock sucking, cum chugging or eating [[dead babies]]. L.A. Beast has managed to attract 446,000 [[you|shitbags]] to subscribe to his pain and agony. L.A. Beast often enters his videos shouting "L.A BEAST HERE!" like a man getting [[rape|assraped]] by a [[nigger]]. If this guy lives past the age of 30, everyone will be surprised.
[[File:LA Beast vomit crystal pepsi.gif|thumb|right]]
'''L.A. Beast''' aka {{yt|u|skippy62able}} is a challenge YouTuber who whores off of people's unavoidable urge to enjoy watching people suffer for the [[lulz]]. L.A. Beast gained his amazing skills in an early by swallowing loads of cum and eat a lot of dicks. Beast often enters his videos shouting "L.A BEAST HERE!" as if anyone could not tell they just witnessed a 700lbs man just crashing through a door. If this guy lives past the age of 40, everyone will be surprised.


== Early Life ==
== Early Life ==


[[Image:LA Beast Cum Face.jpg|200px|right|thumb|L.A. Beast's cum face.]]
[[Image:LA Beast Cum Face.jpg|200px|right|thumb|L.A. Beast's cum face.]]
 
[[Image:L.A. Beast Hot Pepper.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Cry me a river.]]
L.A. Beast (Kevin Strahle) was conceived when his father's candy-wrapper [[condom]], that he thought would work just as fine, broke, during a one night stand with the pole dancer from the local titty bar. Unfortunately, Mrs. Strahle became [[pregnant]], not knowing, that she was carrying the future cum chugging champion of the World.
L.A. Beast ([[powerword|Kevin Strahle]]) used to be employed by Pepsi as a delivery fag, but after repeatedly missing the deliveries he was fired. So fatass Kevin went to the only place he knew he could find comfort, the fridge. And so a fresh competitive eater was born. But it didn't take long for his parents to get tired of the then 28-year old black hole living at home constantly raiding the fridge so they decided to send him to Bel Air, where he could start a lucrative career of being a retard on the internet. And since the internet is comprised of 12-year-olds who want to see a grown man suffer as he eats the most disgusting shit, Kevin soon became quite popular.  
 
One day, little Kevin was cum swapping with his buddy, Jerry GayLord, in the bathroom, when an unsuspecting [[13 year old]] stumbled upon their little game.  
 
The boy could not believe his eyes as a [[boner]] began to progress in his pants. Kevin and Jerry just looked at him with wide eyes as the 13 year old boy urged them to go on cum swapping, but this time, in slow motion. Kevin, with the semen still in his mouth, complied when the boy offered him $5. That was when Kevin Strahle had the idea to make this a career.
 
During recess, Kevin would often eat bugs, dead rats, [[feces]] and human bodies for a mere $5. He was popular, for only some time. James Asslicker, a school mate of Kevin's, charged a mere $3 for children to watch him [[fuck]] little Susie' vagina. Kevin was ruined.
 
Being a [[fat ass]] in school, Kevin would often get his ass kicked. People would often stare, or form circles while Kevin's IQ was being beat out of him. This gave Kevin another idea.
 
Kevin formed a club in school where kids paid $5 to watch him get beaten to a pulp.
This worked, generating a lot of money, for the bullies that stole it from him afterwards.
Kevin was not going to stand for it, so he used some of the money he earned from cum chugging on the playground, stole his mother's "[[sex|Private affairs]]" money, and got himself muscles made of rolled up socks.
He was ruined once again when he attempted to stand up to the bullies.
 
During High School, Kevin got his first challenge, to suck the ball sweat from the [[Panties|jockstraps]] of the star quarterback. He did it in an instant, proving he was the biggest [[faggot]] in his high school.
 
People began to recognize Kevin as a star [[faggot]], so when Kevin found YouTube, home of the faggots, he became an instant success.


== [[YouTube]] Days ==
== [[YouTube]] Days ==
 
In August of 2010, Kevin ate the most meat of his life, an XXXXXL burger made by every animal on the face of the earth. Due to being a star dick sucker, if Kevin's stomach could handle many liters of [[cum]], it definitely can handle a XXXXXL burger. Kevin took that challenge to the curb, raped it, came on it's meaty face, then licked up the mess.
In August of 2010, Kevin ate the most meat of his life, an XXXXXL burger made primarily of cow [[assholes]], pig [[dicks]] and [[semen|man cheese]]. Due to being a star dick sucker, if Kevin's stomach could handle many liters of [[cum]], it definitely can handle a XXXXXL burger. Kevin took that challenge to the curb, raped it, came on it's meaty face, then licked up the mess.


Kevin's YouTube fame took off, and he even earned himself a slogan "Licking Asshole like a Beast", which shortened out to L.A. Beast after [[Westboro Baptist Church]] got to his page and harassed his [[faggot]] ass.   
Kevin's YouTube fame took off, and he even earned himself a slogan "Licking Asshole like a Beast", which shortened out to L.A. Beast after [[Westboro Baptist Church]] got to his page and harassed his [[faggot]] ass.   
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== Features on Television ==
== Features on Television ==
[[Image:LA Beast Tosh.jpg|200px|right|thumb|[[Tosh.0|A Faggot]] reviewing L.A. Beast.]]
If you ever get featured on T.V. (which you wont), what would you be seen doing? Running a marathon? Giving a speech? How about slipping on butter, breaking your toe, while you deliver packages of [[dildos]] to your [[mother]] who will ram them in her [[asshole]]? Well, L.A. Beast did just that.
If you ever get featured on T.V. (which you wont), what would you be seen doing? Running a marathon? Giving a speech? How about slipping on butter, breaking your toe, while you deliver packages of [[dildos]] to your [[mother]] who will ram them in her [[asshole]]? Well, L.A. Beast did just that.


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L.A. Beast was also featured multiple times on Untru.Tv, on shows that highlight the stupidity of mankind. Such as L.A. Beast's videos.
L.A. Beast was also featured multiple times on Untru.Tv, on shows that highlight the stupidity of mankind. Such as L.A. Beast's videos.
[[Image:LA Beast Tosh.jpg|400px|center]]


== "I need to go to the Hospital" ==
== "I need to go to the Hospital" ==
 
[[File:LA Beast Fat.png|thumb|right]]
Who's the guy that wasted Doctor's valuable time that could have been used to save little Timmy? L.A. Beast.
Who's the guy that wasted the doctor's valuable time that could have been used to save little Timmy? L.A. Beast.


One thing that makes a faggy whiny bitch, a faggy whiny bitch, is when he cries like a baby and tells his friends that he needs to go to the hospital after failing a task that a four year old can accomplish.  
One thing that makes a faggy whiny bitch, a faggy whiny bitch, is when he cries like a baby and tells his friends that he needs to go to the hospital after failing a task that a four year old can accomplish.  
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In numerous videos, L.A. Beast has whined that he needs to go to the hospital, so much in fact, it is his slogan. Yet even though he demands it, 99% of the time, there is nothing wrong with him.  
In numerous videos, L.A. Beast has whined that he needs to go to the hospital, so much in fact, it is his slogan. Yet even though he demands it, 99% of the time, there is nothing wrong with him.  


So every time he wastes a Doctor's time, a person dies. Good job asswhipe.
So every time he wastes a doctor's time, a person dies. Good job asswipe.
 
{{quote|I need to go to the hospital|Kevin lying for attention}}


== Videos ==
== Videos ==
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File:Labeast dongs.jpg|No comment.
File:Labeast dongs.jpg|No comment.
File:Labeast 2-1-14 1.jpg
File:Labeast 2-1-14 1.jpg
</gallery>|border=lightgray|background=white|margin=auto}}
File:LA Beast douses himself in cum.gif
File:Labeast crystal pepsi.jpg
File:LA_Beast_Cinnamon_Altoids.jpg
File:LA_Beast_Eggs.jpg
File:LA_Beast_Hot_Pockets.jpg
</gallery>|border=lightgray|background=white|margin=auto}}<br /><br />
 
{{cg|List of Reasons LA Beast Won't Live to See 40|fat|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:LA Beast Slim Jim.jpg|<center>Slim Jims</center>
File:LA Beast Haribo.jpg|<center>[[Haribo® Sugarless Gummy Bears]]</center>
File:LA Beast McNuggets.jpg|<center>McNuggets</center>
File:LA Beast Butter Off.jpg|<center>Butter</center>
File:LA Beast vs His Shoe.jpg|<center>His Shoe</center>
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:LA Beast Dogfood.jpg|<center>Dogfood</center>
File:LA Beast Toothpaste Sandwich.jpg|<center>A toothpaste sandwich</center>
File:LA Beast Crayons.jpg|<center>[[autism|Crayons]]</center>
File:LA Beast Tobasco.jpg|<center>Tobasco sauce</center>
File:LA Beast Syrup.jpg|<center>[[Canada|Maple syrup]]</center>
File:LA Beast Surstromming.jpg|<center>Fermented fish</center>
File:LA Beast Salt and Ice.jpg|<center>Self mutilation</center>
File:LA Beast Rubber Bands.jpg|<center>BDSM</center>
File:LA Beast Raw Garlic.jpg|<center>Garlic</center>
File:LA Beast Coca Cola.jpg|<center>Boiled Coca Cola</center>
File:LA Beast Clothespin.jpg|<center>More BDSM</center>
File:LA Beast Balut.jpg|<center>Duck embryo</center>
File:LA Beast 1000 Year Old Egg.jpg|<center>1000 Year Old Eggs</center>
</gallery>}}
 
{{cg|Vomiting|gifs|center|<gallery perrow="3">
File:LA Beast vomit cheetos wasabi challenge.gif
File:LA Beast vomit milk.gif
File:LA Beast vomit gummybears.gif
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="3">
File:LA Beast vomit honey.gif
File:LA Beast vomit mustard.gif
File:LA Beast vomit tabasco.gif
File:LA Beast vomit wasabi.gif
</gallery>}}


==See also==
==See also==
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==External links==
==External links==


{{ytuser|skippy62able}}<br />
{{yt|u|skippy62able}}<br />
{{fb|L.A.Beast}}<br />
{{fb|L.A.Beast}}<br />
{{instagram|labeast62}}<br />
{{instagram|labeast62}}<br />

Latest revision as of 06:53, 13 January 2023

Drink Pepsi - Get Famous

L.A. Beast aka skippy62able is a challenge YouTuber who whores off of people's unavoidable urge to enjoy watching people suffer for the lulz. L.A. Beast gained his amazing skills in an early by swallowing loads of cum and eat a lot of dicks. Beast often enters his videos shouting "L.A BEAST HERE!" as if anyone could not tell they just witnessed a 700lbs man just crashing through a door. If this guy lives past the age of 40, everyone will be surprised.

Early Life

L.A. Beast's cum face.
Cry me a river.

L.A. Beast (Kevin Strahle) used to be employed by Pepsi as a delivery fag, but after repeatedly missing the deliveries he was fired. So fatass Kevin went to the only place he knew he could find comfort, the fridge. And so a fresh competitive eater was born. But it didn't take long for his parents to get tired of the then 28-year old black hole living at home constantly raiding the fridge so they decided to send him to Bel Air, where he could start a lucrative career of being a retard on the internet. And since the internet is comprised of 12-year-olds who want to see a grown man suffer as he eats the most disgusting shit, Kevin soon became quite popular.

YouTube Days

In August of 2010, Kevin ate the most meat of his life, an XXXXXL burger made by every animal on the face of the earth. Due to being a star dick sucker, if Kevin's stomach could handle many liters of cum, it definitely can handle a XXXXXL burger. Kevin took that challenge to the curb, raped it, came on it's meaty face, then licked up the mess.

Kevin's YouTube fame took off, and he even earned himself a slogan "Licking Asshole like a Beast", which shortened out to L.A. Beast after Westboro Baptist Church got to his page and harassed his faggot ass.

L.A. Beast's most popular video includes the Beast taking on the challenge of eating a Ghost Chili Pepper. All that came out of that video was seeing L.A. Beast cry like a bitch, and Eeyore performing the one act everyone want to do to L.A. Beast for the lulz.

Features on Television

If you ever get featured on T.V. (which you wont), what would you be seen doing? Running a marathon? Giving a speech? How about slipping on butter, breaking your toe, while you deliver packages of dildos to your mother who will ram them in her asshole? Well, L.A. Beast did just that.

Featured on Tosh.Oh shit I can't believe I watch this faggot, L.A. Beast's video of him delivering packages of sex toys to his mother across a buttered floor, demonstrated Beast's true stupidity to the world.

L.A. Beast was also featured multiple times on Untru.Tv, on shows that highlight the stupidity of mankind. Such as L.A. Beast's videos.

"I need to go to the Hospital"

Who's the guy that wasted the doctor's valuable time that could have been used to save little Timmy? L.A. Beast.

One thing that makes a faggy whiny bitch, a faggy whiny bitch, is when he cries like a baby and tells his friends that he needs to go to the hospital after failing a task that a four year old can accomplish.

In numerous videos, L.A. Beast has whined that he needs to go to the hospital, so much in fact, it is his slogan. Yet even though he demands it, 99% of the time, there is nothing wrong with him.

So every time he wastes a doctor's time, a person dies. Good job asswipe.

   
“ 		 
I need to go to the hospital
  		„
  		 

—Kevin lying for attention

Videos

Eating a Ghost Chili Pepper (Naga/Bhut Jolokia) with severe

L.A. Beast teaches his pops a lesson..

Vomit anyone?

Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery

  • What could go wrong?
    What could go wrong?
  • Tough guy.
    Tough guy.
  • No comment.
    No comment.



List of Reasons LA Beast Won't Live to See 40 About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Dogfood
    Dogfood
  • A toothpaste sandwich
    A toothpaste sandwich
  • Crayons
    Crayons
  • Tobasco sauce
    Tobasco sauce
  • Maple syrup
    Maple syrup
  • Fermented fish
    Fermented fish
  • Self mutilation
    Self mutilation
  • BDSM
    BDSM
  • Garlic
    Garlic
  • Boiled Coca Cola
    Boiled Coca Cola
  • More BDSM
    More BDSM
  • Duck embryo
    Duck embryo
  • 1000 Year Old Eggs
    1000 Year Old Eggs
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

See also

External links

skippy62able
 L.A.Beast
labeast62
 KevLAbeast

L.A. Beast is part of a series on YouTube.

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