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{{yt|cu|Gothguurl1989|Gothguurl1989}}, or <s>Wendy</s> Zed, is a [[YouTube]] [[troll]] and [[emo]] attention whore. According to <s>his/her</s> it's profile they were "once a member of pretentious peoples", but now are completely [[mundane|humble]]. Gothguurl's videos are [[typically]] about someone called "Tasco" [[wat|who apparently is actually Wendy]]. When not threatening his viewers with a butcher knife, [[tranny|He/she/it]] is most likely just a another [[unemployed]] actor on the tubes play acting some asinine and unthoughtout "character" he/she/it came up with one day whilst going down on he/she/it's [[boyfriend]]/[[girlfriend]]/[[Zoophile|significant other]]. Their [[pretentious|risque]] [[cosplay|performance art]] videos have been polluting the tubes since March '08 and he/she/it dreams of someday making the [[luser|D-list]] and becoming an [[internet celebrity]], whilst struggling [[irl]] just to score a gig at a local dinner theater. | |||
<s>Gothguurl was later revealed to be [[ORLY|a dude]], just some ugly [[douchebag]] with a goatee - basically just [[scroll up]] and read the first part again. </s> | |||
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===Update 2009=== | |||
Recently, it was discovered Gothgurrl1989 is someone else or '''something else'''. Due to disinformation supplied by [[butthurt]] [[troll]]s, Wendy updated her channel with yet another mysteriously boring [[vlog]]. Wendy is also [[notable]] for being "dark", and "disturbing" according [[ED]] [[hero]] [[TTT]]. It is suggested you approach Wendy with her [[noodz]], as to disable her ability to read gothic poetry. | |||
<center>'''Case in point:'''<br /> | |||
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{{quote|I never turned on anyone, but I had to be true to the Truth, no matter how much I disliked it. Now, that dislikable truth may be my only friend.|Wendy}} | |||
{{quote|People say I brood, but I'm only thinking about the less happy things in this world. The happy and gay thing does not appeal to me, only truth. Death and destruction are the things I contemplate|Wendy}} | |||
{{quote|creepy as fuck|[[TTT]]}} | |||
==Online Stats== | |||
*Occupation: Goth clothing store | |||
*Interests and Hobbies: Writing dark poetry, creating morbid art, and taking care of the less popular animals, like bats and snakes. | |||
*Movies and Shows: Tim Burton productions, Wes Craven movies, and ''Supernatural'', among others. | |||
*Books: I write, I don't read, except the obituaries. (?) | |||
==Wait, WUT ?!== | |||
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[[wat]]?!</center> | |||
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[[wat]]?!</center> | |||
[[cool story bro]] | |||
==External Links== | |||
*{{yt|cu|Gothguurl1989|Gothguurl1989}} | |||
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*[[Goth]] | |||
*[[Batshit]] | |||
*[[pretentious]] | |||
*[[Trying too hard]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 09:19, 13 January 2023
Gothguurl1989, or Wendy Zed, is a YouTube troll and emo attention whore. According to his/her it's profile they were "once a member of pretentious peoples", but now are completely humble. Gothguurl's videos are typically about someone called "Tasco" who apparently is actually Wendy. When not threatening his viewers with a butcher knife, He/she/it is most likely just a another unemployed actor on the tubes play acting some asinine and unthoughtout "character" he/she/it came up with one day whilst going down on he/she/it's boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other. Their risque performance art videos have been polluting the tubes since March '08 and he/she/it dreams of someday making the D-list and becoming an internet celebrity, whilst struggling irl just to score a gig at a local dinner theater.
Gothguurl was later revealed to be a dude, just some ugly douchebag with a goatee - basically just scroll up and read the first part again.
Update 2009
Recently, it was discovered Gothgurrl1989 is someone else or something else. Due to disinformation supplied by butthurt trolls, Wendy updated her channel with yet another mysteriously boring vlog. Wendy is also notable for being "dark", and "disturbing" according ED hero TTT. It is suggested you approach Wendy with her noodz, as to disable her ability to read gothic poetry.
—Wendy | ||
—Wendy | ||
—TTT | ||
Online Stats
- Occupation: Goth clothing store
- Interests and Hobbies: Writing dark poetry, creating morbid art, and taking care of the less popular animals, like bats and snakes.
- Movies and Shows: Tim Burton productions, Wes Craven movies, and Supernatural, among others.
- Books: I write, I don't read, except the obituaries. (?)
Wait, WUT ?!
wat?!
wat?!
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