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[[Image:491237939_preforming_autofelatio_2013.jpg|thumb|This is what happens when [[OP]] asks for /b/ to take his photo off the internet.
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And no, there's no fucking way I'm taking it down. Go fuck yourself OP. OP is always a faggot.]]
<center>{{frame|[[Image:Man_performing_autofellatio.jpg|400px|This is the face of autofellatio on the internet.  No rights are reserved and is now public domain for anyones use. ]]|border=black|background=white}}</center>
 
 
[[Image:Autofellatio_rimjob.gif|thumb|It's better with a friend!]]
[[Image:Autofellatio.jpg|thumb|If you are gay and can do this, then you are one lucky man. If you are [[not gay|straight]] and can do this, then you are [[gay]].]]
[[Image:Autofellatio.jpg|thumb|If you are gay and can do this, then you are one lucky man. If you are [[not gay|straight]] and can do this, then you are [[gay]].]]


[[Image:Auto-fellatio.jpg|thumb|Self sucking: You'll never need to leave the house!]]
[[Image:Auto-fellatio.jpg|thumb|Self sucking: You'll never need to leave the house!]]


 
'''Auto-fellatio''' is the act of sucking your very own [[cock]]. Depite all the [[furries]], [[emos]], and [[faggots]] who have had [[at least 100]] different dicks in their mouths, this act is quite rare, as it requires one to be hung like a horse and/or very flexible. If you do manage to perform Auto-fellatio, congratulations, you are now one the most desperate pathetic fucks on the planet.
'''Auto-fellatio''' is the act of sucking your very own [[cock]]. Depite all the [[furries]], [[emos]] and [[faggots]] who have had [[at least 100]] different dicks in their mouths, this act is quite rare, as it requires one to be hung like a horse and/or very flexible. If you do manage to preform Auto-fellatio, congratulate yourself with a giant [[niggercock]], because now you're officially a faggot. Srsly, there's no going back.


The real question for these guys is do they swallow or spit?
The real question for these guys is do they swallow or spit?


{{squote|
{{squote|I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now... watching an empty stage.
I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now... watching an empty stage.| Someone called Bill Hicks}}
|Bill Hicks|on why the human species still exists}}


[[Image:Dicknipple_self_suck.png|thumb| |This is how it would work for those with [[Shitting Dick Nipples|dicknipples]].]]
[[Image:Dicknipple_self_suck.png|thumb|This is how it would work for those with [[Shitting Dick Nipples|dicknipples]].]]


==Auto-fellating Done Right==
==Auto-fellating Done Right==
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Image:Go cougars.jpg|Go [[Cougar]]s!
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==List of Known People who can Suck their own Dicks==
==List of People who can Suck their own Dicks==
*[[Goronchev]] -He claims to be able to suck his own dick.
*[[Goronchev]] - He claims to be able to suck his own dick.
*[[Hillary Clinton]]
*[[Hillary Clinton]]
*[[Pickles]]
*[[Pickles]]
*[[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] {{cn}}
*[[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]]{{cn}}
*[[Ron Jeremy]] The [[porn]] star
*[[Ron Jeremy]] The [[porn]] star
*[[You]] (Don't let [[An Hero|snapping your neck]] stop you!)
*[[You]] (Don't let [[An Hero|snapping your neck]] stop you!)
*[[Your mom]]
*[[Your mom]]
*[[Sick fuck|Marilyn Manson]]
*[[Sick fuck|Marilyn Manson]]
*[[Derpy Hooves]]


==External Links==
==External Links==


 
*[[wikipedia:Auto-fellatio|For all the wikiphiles]]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-fellatio For all the wikiphiles]
*[http://www.guys.clitical.com/autofellatio.php Want to learn how to suck your own penis???]
*[http://www.guys.clitical.com/autofellatio.php Want to learn how to suck your own penis???]
*[http://www.somethingawful.com/images/dialogue.mp3 Incest Post from an auto-fellatio board] as read by [[Something Awful]]'s [[Lowtax]]
*[http://www.somethingawful.com/images/dialogue.mp3 Incest Post from an auto-fellatio board] as read by [[Something Awful]]'s [[Lowtax]]
*[http://www.thewillpower.org  Shock site] of a dude giving himself head. Perfect for trolling diet chat boards and anything else [[you]] think is appropriate.
*[http://www.thewillpower.org  Shock site] of a dude giving himself head. Perfect for trolling diet chat boards and anything else [[you]] think is appropriate.
*[http://www.buzzfeed.com/jackstuef/inside-the-seedy-world-of-wikipedia-exhibitionism Buzzfeed's article] on Wikipedia's inferior auto-fellatio page: "The place is littered with dicks"
*{{archive|uBWsR|Buzzfeed's article}} on Wikipedia's inferior auto-fellatio page: "The place is littered with dicks"
 


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[[Category:Galleries]]
[[Category:Shock Sites]]

Latest revision as of 06:15, 6 February 2023

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This is the face of autofellatio on the internet. No rights are reserved and is now public domain for anyones use.


It's better with a friend!
If you are gay and can do this, then you are one lucky man. If you are straight and can do this, then you are gay.
Self sucking: You'll never need to leave the house!

Auto-fellatio is the act of sucking your very own cock. Depite all the furries, emos, and faggots who have had at least 100 different dicks in their mouths, this act is quite rare, as it requires one to be hung like a horse and/or very flexible. If you do manage to perform Auto-fellatio, congratulations, you are now one the most desperate pathetic fucks on the planet.

The real question for these guys is do they swallow or spit?

 
“ 		 
I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now... watching an empty stage.


 

„
 

—Bill Hicks, on why the human species still exists

This is how it would work for those with dicknipples.

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