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[[Image:Dakota_rose_photoshop.jpg|thumb|left|No Photoshop here lol]]
[[Image:Dakota_face_comparison.jpg|thumb|left|The magic of After Effects]]
[[Image:Kotakoti changing faces.jpg|thumb|One of the images that first caught Anon's attention, the subject of our attentions face having shrank mysteriously into her head in one shot]]
[[Image:Kotakoti changing faces.jpg|thumb|One of the images that first caught Anon's attention, the subject of our attentions face having shrank mysteriously into her head in one shot]]
[[Image:Kotakoti Photoshop Seems Legit.jpg|thumb|left|Seems Legit]]
[[Image:Dakota_photoshop_changes.jpg|thumb|left|The many faces of Kotakoti]]
[[Image:Dakota_rose_scary.jpg|thumb|Legend has it if you come face to face with the barbieelfgoddess and give it a compliment it will throw a drink on your face and call you a whore]]
[[Image:Kotakoti dakota rose ostrenga no shoop disgusting thin hair.jpg|thumb|left|You know you've hit rock bottom when you start dressing in heels and skinny jeans to do the weekly grocery shop.]]
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[[Image:Dakota_rose_twitter_assault.jpg|thumb|left|Some of Kotakoti's hobbies include throwing insults and physically assaulting people.]]
[[Image:Dakota_rose_photoshop_2.png|thumb|left|"Its called a reflector. You hold it under your eyes and it makes them look glowy and sparkly" Oh so that explains the changes in your facial structure then... Gotcha!]]
[[Image:Dakota_rose_poking_eye.png|thumb|left|no circle lenses here gaiz! We promise!]]
[[Image:Dakota_admits_shes_not_a_model.jpg|thumb|Dakota bashes other people for the same things she does.]]




'''Kotakoti''', also known as '''Dakota Rose''' and ダコタ・ローズ (real name '''Dakota Ostrenga'''), used to be a B grade ([[Scene_kid|scene queen]]), but she was always in her older sister Kirsten’s ([[Kiki_Kannibal|Kiki Kannibal]]) shadow, more or less.


'''Kotakoti''', also known as '''Dakota Rose''' (real name '''Dakota Ostrenga'''), is [[Kiki_Kannibal|Kiki Kannibal's]] younger, <del>slightly more fuckable</del> (Not really. Her mouth is too small, forehead is too long, she'll cut you with her beak nose and razor sharp chin before she flies away with her monkey-dumbo ears), suspected Fetal Alcohol Syndrome victim (basically, her mothers a [[White_trash|drunk]]) and serial [[Photoshop]] abusing sister.
First recognized to have been embroiled in the Kiki Kannibal [[Internet_celebrity|Buzznet]] shitstorm, (circa 2006 - today), Dakota has since decided that she does not want to make the intelligent decision of learning from her older, [[whore]] sisters mistakes and has begun making quite a name for herself; namely on [[4chan|4chan's]] [[cosplay]] & [[lolita|EGL]] imageboard, /cgl/ - also informally known as "bitch-capital".
First recognized to have been embroiled in the Kiki Kannibal [[Internet_celebrity|Buzznet]] shitstorm, (circa 2006 - today), Dakota has since decided that she does not want to make the intelligent decision of learning from her older, [[whore]] sisters mistakes and has begun making quite a name for herself; namely on [[4chan|4chan's]] [[cosplay]] & [[lolita|EGL]] imageboard, /cgl/ - also informally known as "bitch-capital".


Dakota spends most of her time slapping on 5lbs of makeup and [[Photoshop]] in order to further her career in the speculative art of taking thousands of pictures of herself and uploading them to multiple social networking sites. When not running around in fields with her tripod, she can typically be found with her head in a toilet bowl in an attempts to become [[anorexia|thin]] and attending the various model scouting sessions Dakota like to vivaciously tweet about.
Dakota spends most of her time slapping on 5lbs of makeup, using [[Photoshop]] in order to further her career in the speculative art of taking thousands of pictures of herself and uploading them to multiple social networking sites, like most "try-hards", only Dakota does it with more of a dramatical twist. When not running around in fields with her tripod, she can typically be found with her head in a toilet bowl in an attempts to become [[anorexia|thin]] and attending the various model scouting sessions Dakota like to vivaciously tweet about.


She has yet to be signed. At all. By anybody.
She was signed to the Japanese agency Ufufu Girls who still tried to sell her as a [[bullshit|living doll]], who dropped her as soon as their 1-year contract was over and [[delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]] of Dakota from their website and jewtube, they have since found some other [[loli|girl]] to sell their clothing. Bravo Models has still kept her on their website with their lulzy video of her which is proof that she photoshops her body thinner.
==Introduction to Kotakoti==


 
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==Introduction to Kotakoti==


The first thing you need to know about Dakota Ostrenga, is that she's [[bullshit|100% real]], and by 100% we mean she [[lies]] about fucking everything.
The first thing you need to know about Dakota Ostrenga, is that she's [[bullshit|100% real]], and by 100% we mean she [[lies]] about fucking everything.
Tainted by her older sisters past delusions of internet grandeur, fed up of always being pushed to the back, she's finally beginning to shine. You don't like it? Like Dakota gives a shit, you're all just a bunch of "''pedophile lesbians''".
Tainted by her older sisters past delusions of internet grandeur, fed up of always being pushed to the back, she's finally beginning to shine. You don't like it? Like Dakota gives a shit, you're all just a bunch of "''pedophile lesbians''".


Dakota has spent her time over the last year well, furiously troweling on the makeup and taking hundreds of carefully [[Photoshop|angled]] photographs, submitting them to various social networking outlets across the web in her [[Histrionic_Personality_Disorder|desperation to be noticed by anybody]]. Of course, it didn't take long for her photos to be picked up by the [[azn|Asian]] Media, who're well known for their love of children and unfuckable [[loli|loli's]].
Dakota has spent her time over the last couple of years furiously troweling on the makeup and taking hundreds of carefully [[Internet disease|angled]] photographs, submitting them to various social networking outlets across the web in her [[Histrionic_Personality_Disorder|desperation to be noticed by anybody]]. Of course, it didn't take long for her photos to be picked up by the [[azn|Asian]] Media, who're well known for their love of children and unfuckable [[loli|loli's]].


Much to Dakotas dismay, it turned out she was only featured on an [[China|inferior Asian]] countries news slot and not the [[kawaii]] [[Japan|Japanese]] national headlines she'd been hoping for. The slot in question was a minor Chinese newscast usually shown between ad breaks who'd aired a piece the previous day on a polydactyl cat and an infomercial on dog sweaters the day before that. Despite this, Dakota will still brag and push it like it is a really huge deal, because she's going to be a famous [[loli]] you know.
Much to Dakotas dismay, it turned out she was only featured on an [[China|inferior Asian]] countries news slot and not the [[kawaii]] [[Japan|Japanese]] national headlines she'd been hoping for. The slot in question was a minor Chinese newscast usually shown between ad breaks who'd aired a piece the previous day on a polydactyl cat and an infomercial on dog sweaters the day before that. Despite this, Dakota will still brag and push it like it is a really huge deal, because she's going to be a famous [[loli]] you know.
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After the attention began rolling in from overseas, Dakota once again changed her attitude in a frivolous attempt to appeal to her Asian "fans" and spent the next few months deleting any evidence of her true self, including her [http://oi44.tinypic.com/2zixy0x.jpg formspring]. She had since gone from posting profanity, racism, homophobia and openly behaving like a pig's ass on twitter/buzznet/stickam/myspace to reblogging her overly Photoshopped visage again and again and again. For months she did nothing but post pictures and answer <del>questions</del> compliments by [[:File:Kotakoti_Dakota_Rose_Ostrenga_Liar_Rancid.jpg|'''"asskissers"''']].
After the attention began rolling in from overseas, Dakota once again changed her attitude in a frivolous attempt to appeal to her Asian "fans" and spent the next few months deleting any evidence of her true self, including her [http://oi44.tinypic.com/2zixy0x.jpg formspring]. She had since gone from posting profanity, racism, homophobia and openly behaving like a pig's ass on twitter/buzznet/stickam/myspace to reblogging her overly Photoshopped visage again and again and again. For months she did nothing but post pictures and answer <del>questions</del> compliments by [[:File:Kotakoti_Dakota_Rose_Ostrenga_Liar_Rancid.jpg|'''"asskissers"''']].


Dakota's bullshit first began when the original Chinese news video came and made the mistake of believing that her tumblr actually had a purpose. She has since begun to masquerade as a decent human being, pretending to abandon her cunt attitude and instead replace it with this flimsy façade of innocence, frailty and purity. She achieves this by recording and uploading videos of her [[Magibon|waving and blinking like a kawaii, little, Asian girl.]]
Dakota's bullshit first began when the original Chinese news video came and made the mistake of believing that her tumblr actually had a purpose. She has since begun to masquerade as a decent human being, pretending to abandon her crude attitude and instead replace it with this flimsy façade of innocence, frail and pure young girl, which inside, she definitly is not of the sort. She achieves this by recording and uploading videos of her [[Magibon|waving and blinking like a kawaii, little, Asian girl]] on her youtube page.


The "Truth" video that was posted on youtube using a series of videos ''they made themselves'' was deleted by the Kiki Kannibal Corporation. But here is a [http://oi41.tinypic.com/wrclqt.jpg "screencap"] of what it had. It was mostly them talking about fags and lesbians. Dakota's voice sounded like a [[man]] the whole time, no wonder she doesn't talk in the new videos.
The "Truth" video that was posted on youtube using a series of videos ''they made themselves'' was deleted by the Kiki Kannibal Corporation. But here is a [http://oi41.tinypic.com/wrclqt.jpg "screencap"] of what it had. It was mostly them talking about fags and lesbians. Dakota's voice sounded like a [[man]] the whole time, no wonder she doesn't talk in the new videos.


 
[[Image:Dakota_rose_photoshop_2.png|thumb|"Its called a reflector. You hold it under your eyes and it makes them look glowy and sparkly" Oh so that explains the changes in your facial structure then... Gotcha!]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
<center>'''For those of you who are English retarded or too lazy to read the rest of the article'''</center>
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{{cg|Kotakoti's gallery of FAKE|Kotakoti3|center|<gallery>
Image:Kotakoti_fake_boobs.png|Boobs are fake
Image:Kotakoti_fake_hair.png|Hair is fake
Image:Kotakoti_fake_lips.png|Lips are fake
Image:Kotakoti_eyes_lenses.png|Eyes are fake
Image:Kotakoti_nosejob.png|Nose is fake
Image:Kotakoti_fake_demeanor.jpg|Demeanor is fake
Image:Kotakoti_fake_apology.png|Apology is Fake
Image:File-_Dakota_Age.jpg|Age is Fake. This police report states she was born on September 19th, 1993.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Kotakoti_fake_piercings.png|When you thought she couldn't go any lower
Image:Kotakoti_fake_makeup2.png|No really, she used to actually draw it on in paint.
Image:Kotakoti_fake_clothes.jpg|Clothes are Fake
Image:Kotakoti_fake_eyess.png|Eyes are Fake. Look at the faint line around her iris on the bottom photo. That is her circle lens.
Image:Kotakoti_fake_lashes.jpg|Lashes are Fake
Image:Kotakoti_hair_fake2.png|Where did your scalp go Dakota?
Image:Kotakoti_liar_photoshop.jpg|No photoshop huh?
Image:Kotakoti_liar_quotes.png|Liar
Image:Kotakoti_liar_again.png|Im really beginning to think she is a pathological liar
Image:Kotakoti_fake_nose.jpg|Nose if Fake
Image:Kotakoti_fake_eyes.jpg|Eyes are Fake
Image:Kotakoti_age_fake.png|If according to her she is 16 in 2012 she would have been 11 in this picture taken in 2007. LOLNOPE.
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[[Image:Kotakotirealface.jpg.jpg|thumb|left|The real face of Dakota Ostrenga]]
[[Image:Kotakoti_real_eyes.png|thumb|Kotakoti: Reality vs. What she wants you to believe]]


Since being aired on wing-wong local news, Dakota has taken to lying about her age fervently in a desperate attempt to gain favour with her [[azn|Asian]] fans, who won't touch anything older then 8 with a chopstick. Ages can range anywhere from 15 to 18, though it's mostly 16 years old on a good day. It seems that nobody has yet thought to question her varying ages, even despite Dakota uploading an image of herself blowing out the candles on an "'''18th'''" birthday cake. Were it possible to validate these claims, it would only serve to prove one of two things, that she has either been lying about her age the whole time or that her parents are shit eating pageant-mind fuckwits who allowed their 10 year old daughter to get snakebites and bleach her hair to the extent that it fell out.
Since being aired on wing-wong local news, Dakota has taken to lying about her age fervently in a desperate attempt to gain favour with her [[azn|Asian]] fans, who won't touch anything older then 8 with a chopstick. Ages can range anywhere from 15 to 18, though it's mostly 16 years old on a good day. It seems that nobody has yet thought to question her varying ages, even despite Dakota uploading an image of herself blowing out the candles on an "'''18th'''" birthday cake. Were it possible to validate these claims, it would only serve to prove one of two things, that she has either been lying about her age the whole time or that her parents are shit eating pageant-mind fuckwits who allowed their 10 year old daughter to get snakebites and bleach her hair to the extent that it fell out.
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[[Image:Dakota Rose Kotakoti Ostrenga Bitch.jpg|1000px|center]]
[[Image:Dakota Rose Kotakoti Ostrenga Bitch.jpg|1000px|center]]


== Background ==


== Background ==
[[Image:Kotakotinosejob.jpg|thumb|Just for clarification, she hasn't had rhinoplasty at all; the bridge of her nose just sank into her face naturally]]
[[Image:Kotakotinosejob.jpg|thumb|Just for clarification, she hasn't had rhinoplasty at all; the bridge of her nose just sank into her face naturally]]
[[Image:Kotakoti aspiring artist.jpg|thumb|left|Dakota Rose, poster child for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome 2012, holding up a self portrait]]
[[Image:Kotakoti aspiring artist.jpg|thumb|left|Dakota Rose, poster child for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome 2012, holding up a self portrait]]
[[Image:Beforeandafter.png|thumb|left|]]
[[Image:Beforeandafter.png|thumb|left|Before and after becoming Kotakoti]]
 
 


Previously mentioned as being the younger sister of haggard, past-it [[camwhore]], Kiki Kannibal (Kristen Ostrenga), Dakota Rose's life has been laced with drama, lies (mostly theirs), [[almost raped|a supposed statutory rape]], a man dying as a direct result from supposed statutory rape, foreclosure and a shit load of [[:File:Kikihospital.jpg|hefty fines]]. When it comes to being [[white trash]], the Ostrengas pretty much wrote the definition.
Previously mentioned as being the younger sister of haggard, past-it [[camwhore]], Kiki Kannibal (Kristen Ostrenga), Dakota Rose's life has been laced with drama, lies (mostly theirs), [[almost raped|a supposed statutory rape]], a man dying as a direct result from supposed statutory rape, foreclosure and a shit load of [[:File:Kikihospital.jpg|hefty fines]]. When it comes to being [[white trash]], the Ostrengas pretty much wrote the definition.


Her parents, Cathy and Scott Ostrenga, encouraged [[Kiki Kannibal|Kirsten]] and Dakota from a young age into competitive [[whore|whoring]], with it being discovered that her [[incest|incestuous]], [[pedophile]] father had actually taken the majority of half-naked, sexually suggestive photographs of his daughters.
Her parents, Cathy and Scott Ostrenga, encouraged [[Kiki Kannibal|Kirsten]] and Dakota from a young age into competitive [[whore|whoring]], with it being discovered that her [[incest|incestuous]], [[pedophile]] father had actually taken the majority of half-naked, sexually suggestive photographs of his daughters.
Cathy Tierney Ostrenga is particularly well recognized in the Kiki Kannibal/Dakota Rose drama, having made it her personal mission to seek out and <s>destroy</s> cover up any defamatory material regarding her daughters.
Cathy Tierney Ostrenga is particularly well recognized in the Kiki Kannibal/Dakota Rose drama, having made it her personal mission to seek out and <s>destroy</s> cover up any defamatory material regarding her daughters to ensure they maintain their fanbase, which consists of old men, and misguided foreigners who are unaware of the drama the Ostrengas have started.  


It should be noted that the majority of content Cathy has sought to destroy is in fact videos/images that the Ostrenga sister have personally made public themselves.
It should be noted that the majority of content Cathy has sought to destroy is in fact videos/images that the Ostrenga sister have personally made public themselves.
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'''04. Sit back and chuckle obnoxiously as the [[:File:Kiki_Kannibal_Cop_DMCA.jpg|DMCA]] violations and threats to sue begin rolling in!'''
'''04. Sit back and chuckle obnoxiously as the [[:File:Kiki_Kannibal_Cop_DMCA.jpg|DMCA]] violations and threats to sue begin rolling in!'''


<center>'''A few of our favorite Kotakoti quotes'''</center>
<center>'''A few of our favorite Kotakoti quotes'''</center>
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[[Image:Kotakoti_quotes2.png|center]]


==Trouble at the Ostrenga Household==
==Trouble at the Ostrenga Household==
[[Image:Before_after_kotakoti.png|thumb|left|What is this? I dont even?]]
[[Image:Two_month_difference_kotakoti.jpg|100px|thumb|Even with 5 years of photoshop experience she still doesn't know how to keep her sh00ps consistent]]


In late 2010, Kirsten and Dakota proved their fuckery of a life and their parents' terrible parenting by having a [[:File:KikiFamilyProbssm.png|domestic dispute]] that was only resolved when the [[police]] were eventually called to the household.
In late 2010, Kirsten and Dakota proved their fuckery of a life and their parents' terrible parenting by having a [[:File:KikiFamilyProbssm.png|domestic dispute]] that was only resolved when the [[police]] were eventually called to the household.


In early 2011, the Ostrengas were pressing for any [[desperate|hope]] of their daughters being [[attention whore|recognized]] in an attempt to get paid for being [[loser|deadbeats]] so they reached out to [http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/kiki-kannibal-the-girl-who-played-with-fire-20110415 Rolling Stone Magazine] and in return, Kiki was [[whiteknight|whiteknighted]] by having text written among underage [[whore|half naked]] photoshopped photos of her corpse. The article painted Kiki in a bias light and many comments blamed failed parenting, outed Kiki's true side that wasn't mentioned, and called-out the "journalist's" [[bullshit|biased whiteknightmenship]]. Kirsten tried to get her make-believe army to [http://i56.tinypic.com/wlwtg2.jpg fight her lies] for her, but nobody who followed her bothered doing so. Clearly, this [[rage|pissed]] off [[psychopath|Cathy Ostrenga]] who had RS remove comments before taking the option away entirely after realising that the comments were full of the ugly truth. Cathy Ostrenga eventually [http://i55.tinypic.com/enkom.png created an account] to post in a livejournal [[snark]] community, that is notorious for [[trolling|calling]] Kirsten out on her bullshit, with optimism that the community would help in her obsession with building a case against [[Chris Stone]] - she was mocked. RS mentioned Kiki's desperation for online fame even after her path drove her [[useless|shitty parents]] into bankruptcy and foreclosure, having quoted her, ''"If you take me off the Internet, the bullies will win."'' RS was quick to claim one of Kiki's former boyfriends (now dead) as a rapist, regardless of the fact that Cathy Ostrenga had already been [[:File:CathyostrengaRapeLIE.png|caught lying in official documents]]. Reminisce of [http://i53.tinypic.com/2i6gfwm.png the evidence] used on the article's comments still exist, though Cathy has gone through the [[detective|depths]] of the internet to get her daughter's own wrong-doings [[baleet|baleeted]] claiming [http://i52.tinypic.com/3466zr4.png copyright infringement] on behalf of some [[trying too hard|dead-end, laughable]] 'company'.
In early 2011, the Ostrengas were pressing for any [[desperate|hope]] of their daughters being [[attention whore|recognized]] in an attempt to get paid for being [[loser|deadbeats]] so they reached out to [http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/kiki-kannibal-the-girl-who-played-with-fire-20110415 Rolling Stone Magazine] and in return, Kiki was [[whiteknight|whiteknighted]] by having text written among underage [[whore|half naked]] photoshopped photos of her corpse. The article painted Kiki in a bias light and many comments blamed failed parenting, outed Kiki's true side that wasn't mentioned, and called-out the "journalist's" [[bullshit|biased whiteknightmenship]]. Kirsten tried to get her make-believe army to [http://i56.tinypic.com/wlwtg2.jpg fight her lies] for her, but nobody who followed her bothered doing so. Clearly, this [[rage|pissed]] off [[psychopath|Cathy Ostrenga]] who had RS remove comments before taking the option away entirely after realising that the comments were full of the ugly truth. Cathy Ostrenga eventually [http://i55.tinypic.com/enkom.png created an account] to post in a livejournal [[snark]] community, that is notorious for [[trolling|calling]] Kirsten out on her bullshit, with optimism that the community would help in her obsession with building a case against [[Chris Stone]] - she was mocked. RS mentioned Kiki's desperation for online fame even after her path drove her [[useless|shitty parents]] into bankruptcy and foreclosure, having quoted her, ''"If you take me off the Internet, the bullies will win."'' RS was quick to claim one of Kiki's former boyfriends (now dead) as a rapist, regardless of the fact that Cathy Ostrenga had already been [[:File:CathyostrengaRapeLIE.png|caught lying in official documents]]. Reminisce of [http://i53.tinypic.com/2i6gfwm.png the evidence] used on the article's comments still exist, though Cathy has gone through the [[detective|depths]] of the internet to get her daughter's own wrong-doings [[baleet|baleeted]] claiming [http://i52.tinypic.com/3466zr4.png copyright infringement] on behalf of some [[trying too hard|dead-end, laughable]] 'company'.


==Financial Crisis: The Ostrengas Are Broke==
==Financial Crisis: The Ostrengas Are Broke==
[[Image:Before_after_kotakoti4.png|thumb|left|]]


Cathy Ostrenga's obsession is too focused on deleting her daughters' online [[fail|asshatness]] that Cathy and Scott Ostrenga didn't realise their [[:File:OstrengaFinancialRetarded.png|financial court records]] are published online for the [[troll|world]] to see. 2010 marked the year that the [[trolls|internet]] laughed when the Ostrengas sacrificed their non-existent dignity to a delusional internet dream for their [[internet asshole|daughters]] by filing bankruptcy and having their home foreclosed after paying a pathetic [[:File:OstrengaForeclosureRecord.jpg|$11,500 on their house]]. They further proved they had no concept of money and [[irl|real life]] by becoming too retarded to mow their lawn, which landed them [[:File:OstrengaForeclosureRecord1.jpg|more hefty fines]]. Though 2010 was a golden year for the Ostrengas' finances, they'd actually began their financial [[retard|retardation]] in 2006 after they forgot how to pay for a [[:File:Kikihospital.jpg|$1,000 hospital bill]] that Kiki racked up from poor nutrition and starving her body at her mother's demand.
Cathy Ostrenga's obsession is too focused on deleting her daughters' online [[fail|asshatness]] that Cathy and Scott Ostrenga didn't realise their [[:File:OstrengaFinancialRetarded.png|financial court records]] are published online for the [[troll|world]] to see. 2010 marked the year that the [[trolls|internet]] laughed when the Ostrengas sacrificed their non-existent dignity to a delusional internet dream for their [[internet asshole|daughters]] by filing bankruptcy and having their home foreclosed after paying a pathetic [[:File:OstrengaForeclosureRecord.jpg|$11,500 on their house]]. They further proved they had no concept of money and [[irl|real life]] by becoming too retarded to mow their lawn, which landed them [[:File:OstrengaForeclosureRecord1.jpg|more hefty fines]]. Though 2010 was a golden year for the Ostrengas' finances, they'd actually began their financial [[retard|retardation]] in 2006 after they forgot how to pay for a [[:File:Kikihospital.jpg|$1,000 hospital bill]] that Kiki racked up from poor nutrition and starving her body at her mother's demand.
The Ostrenga family is currently mooching off one of their [[incest|relatives]], while [[lesbians|Kirsten Ostrenga and Dakota Ostrenga]] continue spending their father's negative amount of money to purchase designer clothes and instruments only so Kiki and Dakota can [[attention whore|update their Twitter's]] about it.
The Ostrenga family is currently mooching off one of their [[incest|relatives]], while [[lesbians|Kirsten Ostrenga and Dakota Ostrenga]] continue spending their father's negative amount of money to purchase designer clothes and instruments only so Kiki and Dakota can [[attention whore|update their Twitter's]] about it.


==Kotakoti, Aspiring Artist, Aspiring... Makeup Artist?==


==Kotakoti, Aspiring Artist, Aspiring... Makeup Artist?==
[[Image:Dakota_aftereffects_fail.gif|thumb|Everybody's lips move into their nose, right?]]
[[Image:Kotakoti Side angle.jpg|thumb|There's a  reason she doesn't move her fat, fetal alcoholic head in any of her videos]]
[[Image:Dakota Rose Fantastic Art3.jpg |thumb|left|]]
[[Image:Dakota Rose Fantastic Art3.jpg |thumb|left|]]
[[Image:Dakota Rose Fantastic Art4.jpg|thumb|left|]]
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<center>'''Two examples of Dakota's innovative and completely unique makeup styles'''</center>
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[[Image:Kotakoti dakota rose ostrenga makeup artist fail.jpg|700px|center]]


==Deleted Videos==


Below are links to the videos that Kirsten and Dakota have tried to remove from existence for years, as it accurately demonstrates their "real nature". These videos are usually extremely difficult to find on account of Cathy Ostrenga rolling her fat head across the keyboard all day, sending out hundreds of bogus DMCA copyright violations and threats to any website that dare host the footage of her precious troglodytes behaving as they really are.




<center>All previous links have been deleted by Cathy.
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You can view the videos here:'''


'''Two examples of Dakota's [[bullshit|innovative and completely unique makeup styles]]'''
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[[Image:Kotakoti dakota rose ostrenga makeup artist fail.jpg|700px|center]]




http://www.facebook.com/AntiKotakoti/videos
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==Dakota Ostrenga, Copyright Lies Exposed==
==Dakota Ostrenga, Copyright Lies Exposed==


Dakota had been becoming rapidly known throughout Tumblr, although not entirely for the reasons she'd prefer. Users of the social networking site were quickly discovering that upon submitting or reblogging any images/videos of Kiki or Dakota that portrayed them in a negative light that they would slapped with a notice. The notice was always the same, detailing how the content originally submitted by them was the intellectual property of '''Kiki Kannibal Korporation''', that the content has been removed and to resubmit the content would come under Copyright violation.
Dakota had been becoming rapidly known throughout Tumblr, although not entirely for the reasons she'd prefer. Users of the social networking site were quickly discovering that upon submitting or reblogging any images/videos of Kiki or Dakota that portrayed them in a negative light that they would slapped with a notice. The notice was always the same, detailing how the content originally submitted by them was the intellectual property of '''Kiki Kannibal Korporation''', that the content has been removed and to resubmit the content would come under Copyright violation. Recently however, pictures have been reported by Dakota herself.


Most users abided by the notice and lay down, allowing the Ostrenga family to continue their reign of control over Tumblr and exactly what pictures of the siblings were allowed to be posted. It was one morning that the owner of a Tumblr blog awoke that day to discover she'd been handed the same notice from Tumblr in warning for her having had uploading images of Dakota that portrayed her badly. Again, the notice detailed how said images had been copyrighted by the supposed Kiki Kannibal Korporation and had been removed on account of copyright violation.
Most users abided by the notice and lay down, allowing the Ostrenga family to continue their reign of control over Tumblr and exactly what pictures of the siblings were allowed to be posted. It was one morning that the owner of a Tumblr blog awoke that day to discover she'd been handed the same notice from Tumblr in warning for her having had uploading images of Dakota that portrayed her badly. Again, the notice detailed how said images had been copyrighted by the supposed Kiki Kannibal Korporation and had been removed on account of copyright violation.
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The discovery of this information was quickly followed by a reply from Tumblr support in response to a post reblogged by the anti-Kotakoti Tumblr [http://prettyuglylittleliar.tumblr.com/ PrettyUglyLittleLiar].
The discovery of this information was quickly followed by a reply from Tumblr support in response to a post reblogged by the anti-Kotakoti Tumblr [http://prettyuglylittleliar.tumblr.com/ PrettyUglyLittleLiar].


[[Image:Kiki Kannibal Korp Corp Failure.jpg|500px|center]]
[[Image:Kiki Kannibal Korp Corp Failure.jpg|500px|center]]


This marks the beginning for loosening the grip the Ostrenga's currently still hold on various other social networking sites. It is recommended in the event that you have such content removed from Youtube or other websites on account of alleged DMCA copyright violation that you forward the relevant information to them so they can become aware of the situation in it's entirety.
This marks the beginning for loosening the grip the Ostrenga's currently still hold on various other social networking sites. It is recommended in the event that you have such content removed from Youtube or other websites on account of alleged DMCA copyright violation that you forward the relevant information to them so they can become aware of the situation in it's entirety.
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So in light of Dakota's faux apology, we feel its only right we respond to Dakota's gesture, and do a bit of "clearing the air" ourselves:
So in light of Dakota's faux apology, we feel its only right we respond to Dakota's gesture, and do a bit of "clearing the air" ourselves:


<big><font color="#FF00CC"><i>'''This was nearly 2 years ago. I was 14 years old.'''</i></font color></big>
<big><font color="#FF00CC"><i>'''This was nearly 2 years ago. I was 14 years old.'''</i></font color></big>


No Dakota. You were not 14 years old 2 years ago. If you were 14 years old 2 years ago that would mean you are 16 years old today, and we know this to be a lie. [http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/kiki-kannibal-the-girl-who-played-with-fire-20110415 This article states Kiki was 14 when Dakota was 11]. [http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/04/kiki_kannibal_a_story_of_stupi.php This next article states Kiki was 14 in 2005]. That means Dakota was 11 in 2005, 12 in 2006, 13 in 2007, 14 in 2008, 15 in 2009 16 in 2010, 17 in 2011. If Dakota turned 12 in 2005 she could be 18 today. '''BUSTED'''
No Dakota. You were not 14 years old 2 years ago. If you were 14 years old 2 years ago that would mean you are 16 years old today, and we know this to be a lie. [http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/kiki-kannibal-the-girl-who-played-with-fire-20110415 This article states Kiki was 14 when Dakota was 11]. [http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/04/kiki_kannibal_a_story_of_stupi.php This next article states Kiki was 14 in 2005]. That means Dakota was 11 in 2005, 12 in 2006, 13 in 2007, 14 in 2008, 15 in 2009 16 in 2010, 17 in 2011. If Dakota turned 12 in 2005 she could be 18 today. '''BUSTED'''




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Another Anon browsing Kotakoti's blog noticed that for the first time a negative comment had been left on her blog just shortly after her apology was issued. Anyone who has tried to leave a comment on her page knows that all comments are personally screened by Dakota herself. Additionally, it was noticed that this comment had similar writing styles to a blog owned by [http://crazyhypocriticalhaters.tumblr.com/ Dakota's mother]. How did this one negative comment slip through to her blog? I think we can be safe in assuming this comment was planted by Cathy Ostrenga as a ploy to garner sympathy for her daughter.  
Another Anon browsing Kotakoti's blog noticed that for the first time a negative comment had been left on her blog just shortly after her apology was issued. Anyone who has tried to leave a comment on her page knows that all comments are personally screened by Dakota herself. Additionally, it was noticed that this comment had similar writing styles to a blog owned by [http://crazyhypocriticalhaters.tumblr.com/ Dakota's mother]. How did this one negative comment slip through to her blog? I think we can be safe in assuming this comment was planted by Cathy Ostrenga as a ploy to garner sympathy for her daughter.  




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==Journey to Japan and the Big Reveal==


 
[[File:Koti interview 1.jpg|thumb]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
==Journey to Japan and the Big Reveal==
[[File:Koti interview 2.jpg|thumb|]]
[[File:Koti interview 2.jpg|thumb|]]
[[File:Koti interview 1.jpg|thumb]]
More recently Koti has been signed on to the Bravo modeling agency who has sent her to Japan to achieve kawaii idol stardom. She landed a tv interview there where she revealed her real, unshooped self to quell the haters. The [[lols|results]] were glorious. After realizing how badly she fucked up, Koti hastily removed all evidence of her real face from youtube, carefully editing the interview to hide all appearances of her real face, and slamming other youtube accounts with 'copyright' infringements. Some have attributed her apparently more bloated appearance to a side effect of bulimia, others say she has claimed a bee sting, still more reason it's some kind of symptom of photoshop withdrawal. Either way, Dakota's own claim to fame has unraveled the photoshoped illusion.
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Because the Ostrengas are endlessly surfing the net to get all evidence of their daughter's true so unkawaii self being revealed around the world, the video has yet again been taken down from all the false copyright violation claims on youtube, facebook and good old tumblr.  So here is a link to the video yet again.
<center><[URL=http://videobam.com/GbaJD][/URL]></center>
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What was that Kota, you loved Japanese culture since you were 5?!  The Kooter loves Japanese and Asian culture ever since she was five so that must explain this lovely video of her and her sister Kiki showing their love of Asians.  Click on the URL link to see how much Dakota Rose and her sister love Asians!
<center><[URL=http://tinypic.com/r/2w54l1k/6][/URL]></center>
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More recently Koti has been signed on to the Bravo modeling agency who has sent her to Japan to achieve kawaii idol stardom. She landed a tv interview there where she revealed her real, unshooped self to quell the haters. The [[lols|results]] were glorious. After realizing how badly she fucked up, Koti hastily removed all evidence of her real face from youtube, carefully editing the interview to hide all appearances of her real face, and slamming other youtube accounts with 'copyright' infringements. Some have attributed her apparently more bloated appearance to a side effect of bulimia, others say she has claimed a bee sting, still more reason it's some kind of symptom of photoshop withdrawal. Either way, Dakota's own claim to fame has unraveled the photoshoped illusion. Because the Ostrengas are endlessly surfing the net to get all evidence of their daughter's true so unkawaii self being revealed around the world, the video has yet again been taken down from all the false copyright violation claims on youtube, facebook and good old tumblr. So here is a link to the video yet again.  http://videobam.com/GbaJD


==Galleries==
==Galleries==


 
{{cg|Lies, photoshop fails and more|Kotakoti1|center|<gallery>
{{cg|Don't let mommy Ostrenga see these..|Kotakoti1|center|<gallery>
Image:Kotakoti_fake_boobs.png|Boobs are fake
Image:Dakota Ostrenga Eyeliner.jpg|"Yes, my eyelashes are 100% real, I don't ever wear extensions".
Image:Kotakoti_fake_hair.png|Hair is fake
Image:Kotakoti_fake_lips.png|Lips are fake
Image:Kotakoti_eyes_lenses.png|Eyes are fake
Image:Kotakoti_nosejob.png|Nose is fake
Image:Kotakoti_fake_demeanor.jpg|Demeanor is fake
Image:Kotakoti_fake_apology.png|Apology is Fake
Image:Dakota_Age.jpg|Age is Fake. This police report states she was born on September 19th, 1993.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Kotakoti_fake_piercings.png|When you thought she couldn't go any lower
Image:Kotakoti_fake_makeup2.png|No really, she used to actually draw it on in paint.
Image:Kotakoti_fake_clothes.jpg|Clothes are Fake
Image:Kotakoti_fake_eyess.png|Eyes are Fake. Look at the faint line around her iris on the bottom photo. That is her circle lens.
Image:Kotakoti_fake_lashes.jpg|Lashes are Fake
Image:Kotakoti_hair_fake2.png|Where did your scalp go Dakota?
Image:Kotakoti_liar_photoshop.jpg|No photoshop huh?
Image:Kotakoti_fake_nose.jpg|Nose if Fake
Image:Kotakoti_fake_eyes.jpg|Eyes are Fake
Image:Dakota_photoshop_fail.jpg
Image:Kotakoti_age_fake.png|If according to her she is 16 in 2012 she would have been 11 in this picture taken in 2007. LOLNOPE.
Image:Dakota Rose eighteenth.jpg|Dakota claims to be only 16.. of course that would explain the number 18 on her birthday cake.
Image:Dakota Ostrenga Circle Lenses.jpg|She doesn't wear circle lenses either guys.
Image:Dakota Ostrenga Circle Lenses.jpg|She doesn't wear circle lenses either guys.
Image:Kotishoop1.jpg
Image:Kotakoti Photoshop Seems Legit.jpg|Seems Legit:
Image:Kotakoti_circle_lenses.png
Image:Dakota rose shoop.jpg|Her size magicaly changes, always.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Two_month_difference_kotakoti.jpg|
Image:Kotishoop1.jpg|
Before_after_kotakoti.pngr_kotakoti4.png
Image:Kotakoti_liar_quotes.png|Liar
Image:Kotakoti_liar_again.png
Image:Kotakoti Dakota Rose Ostrenga photoshop alien.jpg|The original Photoshopped image that made Cathy Ostrenga go turbo-psycho in her attempts to remove it.
Image:Kotakoti Dakota Rose Ostrenga photoshop alien.jpg|The original Photoshopped image that made Cathy Ostrenga go turbo-psycho in her attempts to remove it.
Image:Dakota Rose eighteenth.jpg|Dakota claims to be only 16.. of course that would explain the number 18 on her birthday cake.
Image:Dakota_Rose_false_lashes.jpg|Proof she wears false eyelashes
Image:Kotakoti seems legit.jpg|"Real life Barbie"
Image:Kotakoti Dakota Ostrenga Rose Oh God.jpg|"Heh, [[Kiki Kannibal]], what a fukin' bit-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT"
Image:Kotakoti Megaphotoshop.jpg|"Dakota Rose, Photoshop? Nawww!"
Image:Dakota Rose Webcam.jpg|
Image:Dakota_Rose_Webcam_2.jpg|Kirsten (Kiki) and Dakota stripping on webcam, as is to be expected of cum-hungry, scene-whores.
Image:Dakota Kiki Kotakoti Koti Rose Old.jpg|
Image:Kiki Kannibal Dakota Rose Ostrenga Kotakoti Grandma.jpg|Pictured with their grandma. I guess being a scene whore really does run in the family
Image:Kotakoti Loves herself.jpg|
Image:Kotakoti Loves herself.jpg|
Image:Kotakoti Hypocrite.png|
Image:Kotakoti Hypocrite.png|
Image:Kotakoti pedophile lesbian.jpg|
Image:Kotakoti pedophile lesbian.jpg|
Image:Dakota Rose Lights and Mirrors.jpg|"I don't use Photoshop, it's fucking lights and mirrors!"
Image:Dakota Rose Lights and Mirrors.jpg|"I don't use Photoshop, it's fucking lights and mirrors!"
Image:Kotakoti Lying Whore.jpg|
Image:Dakota Rose Kotakoti Cunt.png|
Image:Dakota Rose Kotakoti Cunt.png|
Image:Dakota Ostrenga Ew.jpg|
Image:Dakota_rose_twitter_assault.jpg|
Image:Kotakoti dakota rose kiki kirsten kannibal webcam.jpg
Image:Dakota_admits_shes_not_a_model.jpg|Dakota bashes other people for the same things she does.
Image:Kotakoti Photoshop fuckup.jpg|
Image:Dakota Rose Ostrenga Kotakoti illustrated 1.png|
Image:Dakota Rose Ostrenga Kotakoti illustrated 1.png
File:Dakota rose circle lenses.png
Image:Dakota_rose_circle_lenses.png
File:Dakota rose poking eye.png
Image:barbieelfgoddess.png
File:Dakota rose morph.gif
Image:Dakota rose shoop.jpg|Somebody take this bitches copy of Photoshop away from her
File:One.png
Image:Dakota_never_copies.jpg|Don't copy kota! she's copyrighted.
File:Dakota rose photoshop.jpg
Image:Dakota_invented_leopards.jpg|Taken from koti's old website, kotirose.com. Dakota invented blonde hair.
File:Before after kotakoti.png
Image:Kotakoti bad shoop.jpg|It's well known that her face changes it's basic anatomy in every single photo, but sometimes a bad one will slip through anyway
File:Before after kotakoti4.png
File:Before after kotakoti3.png
File:Two month difference kotakoti2.jpg
File:Before after kotakoti2.png
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}




{{cg|Dakota back in her Scene-kid days|Kotakoti2|center|<gallery>
{{cg|Dakota back in her Scene-kid days|Kotakoti2|center|<gallery>
Image:Dakota_rose_scary.jpg|Legend has it if you come face to face with the barbieelfgoddess and give it a compliment it will throw a drink on your face and call you a whore
Image:Kotakoti_cybergoth.jpg|Kotakoti, cybergoth at the tender age of 10
Image:Kotakoti_cybergoth.jpg|Kotakoti, cybergoth at the tender age of 10
Image:Kotakoti_fat_girl_angle.jpg|Classic "Internet disease" shot
Image:Kotakoti_fat_girl_angle.jpg|Classic "Internet disease" shot
Image:Kotakoti_ugly_bleach.jpg|thumb|A "real life barbie" they said
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Image:Dakota Ostrenga Kiki Mirror.jpg|
Image:Dakota Ostrenga Kiki Mirror.jpg|
Image:Kotakotirealface.jpg.jpg|
Image:barbieelfgoddess.png|
Image:Kotakoti Dakota Ostrenga Rose Oh God.jpg|"Heh, [[Kiki Kannibal]], what a fukin' bit-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT"
Image:Dakota Rose Scene Disgusting.jpg|
Image:Dakota Rose Scene Disgusting.jpg|
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Kotakoti_ugly_bleach.jpg|thumb|A "real life barbie" they said
Image:Kotakoti_three_chins.jpg|
Image:Kotakoti_three_chins.jpg|
Image:Dakota Ostrenga Scene1.jpg|
Image:Dakota Ostrenga Scene1.jpg|
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Image:Kotakoti_ugly.jpg|
Image:Kotakoti_ugly.jpg|
Image:Kotakoti_bleached_hair_fake.jpg|
Image:Kotakoti_bleached_hair_fake.jpg|
Image:Kotakoti dakota rose gangsta.jpg
Image:Kotakoti dakota rose gangsta.jpg|
Image:Dakota Rose Scene 4.jpg
Image:Dakota Rose Scene 4.jpg|
Image:Dakota Rose46.jpg|
Image:Dakota Rose46.jpg|
Image:Koti2.jpg|
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Image:Dakota Rose SpookyKoti.jpg|
Image:Dakota Rose SpookyKoti.jpg|
Image:Kotakoti_purple.jpg|
Image:Kotakoti_purple.jpg|
Image:Dakota Rose Webcam.jpg|
Image:Dakota_Rose_Webcam_2.jpg|Kirsten (Kiki) and Dakota stripping on webcam, as is to be expected of cum-hungry, scene-whores.
Image:Kotakoti dakota rose kiki kirsten kannibal webcam.jpg
Image:Kiki Kannibal Dakota Rose Ostrenga Kotakoti Grandma.jpg|Pictured with their grandma. I guess being a scene whore really does run in the family
Image:Dakota_never_copies.jpg|Don't copy kota! she's copyrighted.
Image:Dakota_invented_leopards.jpg|Taken from koti's old website, kotirose.com. Dakota invented blonde hair.
Image:Kotakoti Photoshop fuckup.jpg|
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}
{{cg|Other shit|Oh shit|center|<gallery>
File:Kotakoti.jpg
File:Kotakoti_Dakota_Ostrenga_Rose_Homophobia.gif
File:Kotakoti_Dakota_Ostrenga_Rose_Homophobia_2.gif
File:Kotakoti_Dakota_Rose_Kill_It_With_Fire.jpg
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File:Kotakotis_almost_lesbianish_love_for_her_sister.png
File:Kotakoti_Dakota_Rose_Ostrenga_Liar_Rancid.jpg
File:Kotakoti_Lying_Whore.jpg
File:Kotakoti_Side_angle.jpg
File:Kotakoti_Twilight.jpg
File:Kotakoti_address.jpg
File:Kotakoti_apology.png
File:Kotakoti_bad_shoop.jpg
File:Kotakoti_circle_lenses.png
File:Kotakoti_dakota_rose_ostrenga_no_shoop_disgusting_thin_hair.jpg
File:Kotakoti_dakota_rose_ostrenga_no_shoop_disgusting_thin_hair_while_getting_raped_by_the_robo_nigger.png
File:Kotakoti_fake_age.png
File:Kotakoti_fake_makeup.png
File:Kotakoti_making_it_easy_to_fap_tonight.png
File:Kotakoti_quotes.png
File:Kotakoti_real_eyes.png
File:Kotakoti_seems_legit.jpg
File:Kotakoti_soon.jpg
File:Kotakoti_the_new_shrek_lookalike.png
File:Kotakotirealface.jpg
File:AgeLiar.jpg
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== Known Aliases & Accounts ==
== Known Aliases & Accounts ==
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