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'''Kotakoti''', also known as '''Dakota Rose''' (real name '''Dakota Ostrenga'''), used to be a | '''Kotakoti''', also known as '''Dakota Rose''' and ダコタ・ローズ (real name '''Dakota Ostrenga'''), used to be a B grade ([[Scene_kid|scene queen]]), but she was always in her older sister Kirsten’s ([[Kiki_Kannibal|Kiki Kannibal]]) shadow, more or less. | ||
First recognized to have been embroiled in the Kiki Kannibal [[Internet_celebrity|Buzznet]] shitstorm, (circa 2006 - today), Dakota has since decided that she does not want to make the intelligent decision of learning from her older, [[whore]] sisters mistakes and has begun making quite a name for herself; namely on [[4chan|4chan's]] [[cosplay]] & [[lolita|EGL]] imageboard, /cgl/ - also informally known as "bitch-capital". | First recognized to have been embroiled in the Kiki Kannibal [[Internet_celebrity|Buzznet]] shitstorm, (circa 2006 - today), Dakota has since decided that she does not want to make the intelligent decision of learning from her older, [[whore]] sisters mistakes and has begun making quite a name for herself; namely on [[4chan|4chan's]] [[cosplay]] & [[lolita|EGL]] imageboard, /cgl/ - also informally known as "bitch-capital". | ||
Dakota spends most of her time slapping on 5lbs of makeup | Dakota spends most of her time slapping on 5lbs of makeup, using [[Photoshop]] in order to further her career in the speculative art of taking thousands of pictures of herself and uploading them to multiple social networking sites, like most "try-hards", only Dakota does it with more of a dramatical twist. When not running around in fields with her tripod, she can typically be found with her head in a toilet bowl in an attempts to become [[anorexia|thin]] and attending the various model scouting sessions Dakota like to vivaciously tweet about. | ||
She was signed to the Japanese agency Ufufu Girls who still tried to sell her as a [[bullshit|living doll]], who dropped her as soon as their 1-year contract was over and [[delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]] of Dakota from their website and jewtube, they have since found some other [[loli|girl]] to sell their clothing. Bravo Models has still kept her on their website with their lulzy video of her which is proof that she photoshops her body thinner. | |||
==Introduction to Kotakoti== | ==Introduction to Kotakoti== | ||
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Tainted by her older sisters past delusions of internet grandeur, fed up of always being pushed to the back, she's finally beginning to shine. You don't like it? Like Dakota gives a shit, you're all just a bunch of "''pedophile lesbians''". | Tainted by her older sisters past delusions of internet grandeur, fed up of always being pushed to the back, she's finally beginning to shine. You don't like it? Like Dakota gives a shit, you're all just a bunch of "''pedophile lesbians''". | ||
Dakota has spent her time over the last | Dakota has spent her time over the last couple of years furiously troweling on the makeup and taking hundreds of carefully [[Internet disease|angled]] photographs, submitting them to various social networking outlets across the web in her [[Histrionic_Personality_Disorder|desperation to be noticed by anybody]]. Of course, it didn't take long for her photos to be picked up by the [[azn|Asian]] Media, who're well known for their love of children and unfuckable [[loli|loli's]]. | ||
Much to Dakotas dismay, it turned out she was only featured on an [[China|inferior Asian]] countries news slot and not the [[kawaii]] [[Japan|Japanese]] national headlines she'd been hoping for. The slot in question was a minor Chinese newscast usually shown between ad breaks who'd aired a piece the previous day on a polydactyl cat and an infomercial on dog sweaters the day before that. Despite this, Dakota will still brag and push it like it is a really huge deal, because she's going to be a famous [[loli]] you know. | Much to Dakotas dismay, it turned out she was only featured on an [[China|inferior Asian]] countries news slot and not the [[kawaii]] [[Japan|Japanese]] national headlines she'd been hoping for. The slot in question was a minor Chinese newscast usually shown between ad breaks who'd aired a piece the previous day on a polydactyl cat and an infomercial on dog sweaters the day before that. Despite this, Dakota will still brag and push it like it is a really huge deal, because she's going to be a famous [[loli]] you know. | ||
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After the attention began rolling in from overseas, Dakota once again changed her attitude in a frivolous attempt to appeal to her Asian "fans" and spent the next few months deleting any evidence of her true self, including her [http://oi44.tinypic.com/2zixy0x.jpg formspring]. She had since gone from posting profanity, racism, homophobia and openly behaving like a pig's ass on twitter/buzznet/stickam/myspace to reblogging her overly Photoshopped visage again and again and again. For months she did nothing but post pictures and answer <del>questions</del> compliments by [[:File:Kotakoti_Dakota_Rose_Ostrenga_Liar_Rancid.jpg|'''"asskissers"''']]. | After the attention began rolling in from overseas, Dakota once again changed her attitude in a frivolous attempt to appeal to her Asian "fans" and spent the next few months deleting any evidence of her true self, including her [http://oi44.tinypic.com/2zixy0x.jpg formspring]. She had since gone from posting profanity, racism, homophobia and openly behaving like a pig's ass on twitter/buzznet/stickam/myspace to reblogging her overly Photoshopped visage again and again and again. For months she did nothing but post pictures and answer <del>questions</del> compliments by [[:File:Kotakoti_Dakota_Rose_Ostrenga_Liar_Rancid.jpg|'''"asskissers"''']]. | ||
Dakota's bullshit first began when the original Chinese news video came and made the mistake of believing that her tumblr actually had a purpose. She has since begun to masquerade as a decent human being, pretending to abandon her | Dakota's bullshit first began when the original Chinese news video came and made the mistake of believing that her tumblr actually had a purpose. She has since begun to masquerade as a decent human being, pretending to abandon her crude attitude and instead replace it with this flimsy façade of innocence, frail and pure young girl, which inside, she definitly is not of the sort. She achieves this by recording and uploading videos of her [[Magibon|waving and blinking like a kawaii, little, Asian girl]] on her youtube page. | ||
The "Truth" video that was posted on youtube using a series of videos ''they made themselves'' was deleted by the Kiki Kannibal Corporation. But here is a [http://oi41.tinypic.com/wrclqt.jpg "screencap"] of what it had. It was mostly them talking about fags and lesbians. Dakota's voice sounded like a [[man]] the whole time, no wonder she doesn't talk in the new videos. | The "Truth" video that was posted on youtube using a series of videos ''they made themselves'' was deleted by the Kiki Kannibal Corporation. But here is a [http://oi41.tinypic.com/wrclqt.jpg "screencap"] of what it had. It was mostly them talking about fags and lesbians. Dakota's voice sounded like a [[man]] the whole time, no wonder she doesn't talk in the new videos. | ||
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[[Image:Dakota Rose Kotakoti Ostrenga Bitch.jpg|1000px|center]] | [[Image:Dakota Rose Kotakoti Ostrenga Bitch.jpg|1000px|center]] | ||
== Background == | == Background == | ||
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Previously mentioned as being the younger sister of haggard, past-it [[camwhore]], Kiki Kannibal (Kristen Ostrenga), Dakota Rose's life has been laced with drama, lies (mostly theirs), [[almost raped|a supposed statutory rape]], a man dying as a direct result from supposed statutory rape, foreclosure and a shit load of [[:File:Kikihospital.jpg|hefty fines]]. When it comes to being [[white trash]], the Ostrengas pretty much wrote the definition. | Previously mentioned as being the younger sister of haggard, past-it [[camwhore]], Kiki Kannibal (Kristen Ostrenga), Dakota Rose's life has been laced with drama, lies (mostly theirs), [[almost raped|a supposed statutory rape]], a man dying as a direct result from supposed statutory rape, foreclosure and a shit load of [[:File:Kikihospital.jpg|hefty fines]]. When it comes to being [[white trash]], the Ostrengas pretty much wrote the definition. | ||
Her parents, Cathy and Scott Ostrenga, encouraged [[Kiki Kannibal|Kirsten]] and Dakota from a young age into competitive [[whore|whoring]], with it being discovered that her [[incest|incestuous]], [[pedophile]] father had actually taken the majority of half-naked, sexually suggestive photographs of his daughters. | Her parents, Cathy and Scott Ostrenga, encouraged [[Kiki Kannibal|Kirsten]] and Dakota from a young age into competitive [[whore|whoring]], with it being discovered that her [[incest|incestuous]], [[pedophile]] father had actually taken the majority of half-naked, sexually suggestive photographs of his daughters. | ||
Cathy Tierney Ostrenga is particularly well recognized in the Kiki Kannibal/Dakota Rose drama, having made it her personal mission to seek out and <s>destroy</s> cover up any defamatory material regarding her daughters. | Cathy Tierney Ostrenga is particularly well recognized in the Kiki Kannibal/Dakota Rose drama, having made it her personal mission to seek out and <s>destroy</s> cover up any defamatory material regarding her daughters to ensure they maintain their fanbase, which consists of old men, and misguided foreigners who are unaware of the drama the Ostrengas have started. | ||
It should be noted that the majority of content Cathy has sought to destroy is in fact videos/images that the Ostrenga sister have personally made public themselves. | It should be noted that the majority of content Cathy has sought to destroy is in fact videos/images that the Ostrenga sister have personally made public themselves. | ||
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[[Image:Kotakoti_quotes2.png|center]] | [[Image:Kotakoti_quotes2.png|center]] | ||
==Trouble at the Ostrenga Household== | ==Trouble at the Ostrenga Household== | ||
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'''Two examples of Dakota's innovative and completely unique makeup styles''' | '''Two examples of Dakota's [[bullshit|innovative and completely unique makeup styles]]''' | ||
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[[Image:Kotakoti dakota rose ostrenga makeup artist fail.jpg|700px|center]] | [[Image:Kotakoti dakota rose ostrenga makeup artist fail.jpg|700px|center]] | ||
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==Dakota Ostrenga, Copyright Lies Exposed== | ==Dakota Ostrenga, Copyright Lies Exposed== | ||
Dakota had been becoming rapidly known throughout Tumblr, although not entirely for the reasons she'd prefer. Users of the social networking site were quickly discovering that upon submitting or reblogging any images/videos of Kiki or Dakota that portrayed them in a negative light that they would slapped with a notice. The notice was always the same, detailing how the content originally submitted by them was the intellectual property of '''Kiki Kannibal Korporation''', that the content has been removed and to resubmit the content would come under Copyright violation. | Dakota had been becoming rapidly known throughout Tumblr, although not entirely for the reasons she'd prefer. Users of the social networking site were quickly discovering that upon submitting or reblogging any images/videos of Kiki or Dakota that portrayed them in a negative light that they would slapped with a notice. The notice was always the same, detailing how the content originally submitted by them was the intellectual property of '''Kiki Kannibal Korporation''', that the content has been removed and to resubmit the content would come under Copyright violation. Recently however, pictures have been reported by Dakota herself. | ||
Most users abided by the notice and lay down, allowing the Ostrenga family to continue their reign of control over Tumblr and exactly what pictures of the siblings were allowed to be posted. It was one morning that the owner of a Tumblr blog awoke that day to discover she'd been handed the same notice from Tumblr in warning for her having had uploading images of Dakota that portrayed her badly. Again, the notice detailed how said images had been copyrighted by the supposed Kiki Kannibal Korporation and had been removed on account of copyright violation. | Most users abided by the notice and lay down, allowing the Ostrenga family to continue their reign of control over Tumblr and exactly what pictures of the siblings were allowed to be posted. It was one morning that the owner of a Tumblr blog awoke that day to discover she'd been handed the same notice from Tumblr in warning for her having had uploading images of Dakota that portrayed her badly. Again, the notice detailed how said images had been copyrighted by the supposed Kiki Kannibal Korporation and had been removed on account of copyright violation. | ||
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<big><font color="#FF00CC"><i>'''This was nearly 2 years ago. I was 14 years old.'''</i></font color></big> | <big><font color="#FF00CC"><i>'''This was nearly 2 years ago. I was 14 years old.'''</i></font color></big> | ||
No Dakota. You were not 14 years old 2 years ago. If you were 14 years old 2 years ago that would mean you are 16 years old today, and we know this to be a lie. [http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/kiki-kannibal-the-girl-who-played-with-fire-20110415 This article states Kiki was 14 when Dakota was 11]. [http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/04/kiki_kannibal_a_story_of_stupi.php This next article states Kiki was 14 in 2005]. That means Dakota was 11 in 2005, 12 in 2006, 13 in 2007, 14 in 2008, 15 in | No Dakota. You were not 14 years old 2 years ago. If you were 14 years old 2 years ago that would mean you are 16 years old today, and we know this to be a lie. [http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/kiki-kannibal-the-girl-who-played-with-fire-20110415 This article states Kiki was 14 when Dakota was 11]. [http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/04/kiki_kannibal_a_story_of_stupi.php This next article states Kiki was 14 in 2005]. That means Dakota was 11 in 2005, 12 in 2006, 13 in 2007, 14 in 2008, 15 in 2009 16 in 2010, 17 in 2011. If Dakota turned 12 in 2005 she could be 18 today. '''BUSTED''' | ||
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More recently Koti has been signed on to the Bravo modeling agency who has sent her to Japan to achieve kawaii idol stardom. She landed a tv interview there where she revealed her real, unshooped self to quell the haters. The [[lols|results]] were glorious. After realizing how badly she fucked up, Koti hastily removed all evidence of her real face from youtube, carefully editing the interview to hide all appearances of her real face, and slamming other youtube accounts with 'copyright' infringements. Some have attributed her apparently more bloated appearance to a side effect of bulimia, others say she has claimed a bee sting, still more reason it's some kind of symptom of photoshop withdrawal. Either way, Dakota's own claim to fame has unraveled the photoshoped illusion. Because the Ostrengas are endlessly surfing the net to get all evidence of their daughter's true so unkawaii self being revealed around the world, the video has yet again been taken down from all the false copyright violation claims on youtube, facebook and good old tumblr. So here is a link to the video yet again. http://videobam.com/GbaJD | More recently Koti has been signed on to the Bravo modeling agency who has sent her to Japan to achieve kawaii idol stardom. She landed a tv interview there where she revealed her real, unshooped self to quell the haters. The [[lols|results]] were glorious. After realizing how badly she fucked up, Koti hastily removed all evidence of her real face from youtube, carefully editing the interview to hide all appearances of her real face, and slamming other youtube accounts with 'copyright' infringements. Some have attributed her apparently more bloated appearance to a side effect of bulimia, others say she has claimed a bee sting, still more reason it's some kind of symptom of photoshop withdrawal. Either way, Dakota's own claim to fame has unraveled the photoshoped illusion. Because the Ostrengas are endlessly surfing the net to get all evidence of their daughter's true so unkawaii self being revealed around the world, the video has yet again been taken down from all the false copyright violation claims on youtube, facebook and good old tumblr. So here is a link to the video yet again. http://videobam.com/GbaJD | ||
==Galleries== | ==Galleries== | ||
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Image:Kotakoti_fake_demeanor.jpg|Demeanor is fake | Image:Kotakoti_fake_demeanor.jpg|Demeanor is fake | ||
Image:Kotakoti_fake_apology.png|Apology is Fake | Image:Kotakoti_fake_apology.png|Apology is Fake | ||
Image: | Image:Dakota_Age.jpg|Age is Fake. This police report states she was born on September 19th, 1993. | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
Image:Kotakoti_fake_piercings.png|When you thought she couldn't go any lower | Image:Kotakoti_fake_piercings.png|When you thought she couldn't go any lower | ||
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Image:Dakota Rose eighteenth.jpg|Dakota claims to be only 16.. of course that would explain the number 18 on her birthday cake. | Image:Dakota Rose eighteenth.jpg|Dakota claims to be only 16.. of course that would explain the number 18 on her birthday cake. | ||
Image:Dakota Ostrenga Circle Lenses.jpg|She doesn't wear circle lenses either guys. | Image:Dakota Ostrenga Circle Lenses.jpg|She doesn't wear circle lenses either guys. | ||
Image:Kotakoti Photoshop Seems Legit.jpg|Seems Legit | Image:Kotakoti Photoshop Seems Legit.jpg|Seems Legit: | ||
Image:Dakota rose shoop.jpg|Her size magicaly changes, always. | Image:Dakota rose shoop.jpg|Her size magicaly changes, always. | ||
Two_month_difference_kotakoti.jpg | Image:Two_month_difference_kotakoti.jpg| | ||
Image:Kotishoop1.jpg | Image:Kotishoop1.jpg| | ||
Before_after_kotakoti.pngr_kotakoti4.png | Before_after_kotakoti.pngr_kotakoti4.png | ||
Image:Kotakoti_liar_quotes.png|Liar | Image:Kotakoti_liar_quotes.png|Liar | ||
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Image:Dakota Rose Lights and Mirrors.jpg|"I don't use Photoshop, it's fucking lights and mirrors!" | Image:Dakota Rose Lights and Mirrors.jpg|"I don't use Photoshop, it's fucking lights and mirrors!" | ||
Image:Dakota Rose Kotakoti Cunt.png| | Image:Dakota Rose Kotakoti Cunt.png| | ||
Image:Dakota_rose_twitter_assault.jpg | Image:Dakota_rose_twitter_assault.jpg| | ||
Image:Dakota_admits_shes_not_a_model.jpg|Dakota bashes other people for the same things she does. | Image:Dakota_admits_shes_not_a_model.jpg|Dakota bashes other people for the same things she does. | ||
Image:Dakota Rose Ostrenga Kotakoti illustrated 1.png | Image:Dakota Rose Ostrenga Kotakoti illustrated 1.png| | ||
File:Dakota rose circle lenses.png | |||
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File:Dakota rose morph.gif | |||
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File:Dakota rose photoshop.jpg | |||
File:Before after kotakoti.png | |||
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</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
{{cg|Dakota back in her Scene-kid days|Kotakoti2|center|<gallery> | {{cg|Dakota back in her Scene-kid days|Kotakoti2|center|<gallery> | ||
Dakota_rose_scary.jpg | Image:Dakota_rose_scary.jpg|Legend has it if you come face to face with the barbieelfgoddess and give it a compliment it will throw a drink on your face and call you a whore | ||
Image:Kotakoti_cybergoth.jpg|Kotakoti, cybergoth at the tender age of 10 | Image:Kotakoti_cybergoth.jpg|Kotakoti, cybergoth at the tender age of 10 | ||
Image:Kotakoti_fat_girl_angle.jpg|Classic "Internet disease" shot | Image:Kotakoti_fat_girl_angle.jpg|Classic "Internet disease" shot | ||
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</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
Image:Dakota Ostrenga Kiki Mirror.jpg| | Image:Dakota Ostrenga Kiki Mirror.jpg| | ||
Image:Kotakotirealface.jpg.jpg | Image:Kotakotirealface.jpg.jpg| | ||
Image:barbieelfgoddess.png | Image:barbieelfgoddess.png| | ||
Image:Kotakoti Dakota Ostrenga Rose Oh God.jpg|"Heh, [[Kiki Kannibal]], what a fukin' bit-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT" | Image:Kotakoti Dakota Ostrenga Rose Oh God.jpg|"Heh, [[Kiki Kannibal]], what a fukin' bit-OH GOD WHAT IS THAT" | ||
Image:Dakota Rose Scene Disgusting.jpg| | Image:Dakota Rose Scene Disgusting.jpg| | ||
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Image:Kotakoti_ugly.jpg| | Image:Kotakoti_ugly.jpg| | ||
Image:Kotakoti_bleached_hair_fake.jpg| | Image:Kotakoti_bleached_hair_fake.jpg| | ||
Image:Kotakoti dakota rose gangsta.jpg | Image:Kotakoti dakota rose gangsta.jpg| | ||
Image:Dakota Rose Scene 4.jpg | Image:Dakota Rose Scene 4.jpg| | ||
Image:Dakota Rose46.jpg| | Image:Dakota Rose46.jpg| | ||
Image:Koti2.jpg| | Image:Koti2.jpg| | ||
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Image:Kotakoti Photoshop fuckup.jpg| | Image:Kotakoti Photoshop fuckup.jpg| | ||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
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File:Kotakoti_Dakota_Ostrenga_Rose_Homophobia.gif | |||
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File:Kotakoti_Dakota_Rose_Ostrenga_Liar_Rancid.jpg | |||
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File:Kotakoti_Side_angle.jpg | |||
File:Kotakoti_Twilight.jpg | |||
File:Kotakoti_address.jpg | |||
File:Kotakoti_apology.png | |||
File:Kotakoti_bad_shoop.jpg | |||
File:Kotakoti_circle_lenses.png | |||
File:Kotakoti_dakota_rose_ostrenga_no_shoop_disgusting_thin_hair.jpg | |||
File:Kotakoti_dakota_rose_ostrenga_no_shoop_disgusting_thin_hair_while_getting_raped_by_the_robo_nigger.png | |||
File:Kotakoti_fake_age.png | |||
File:Kotakoti_fake_makeup.png | |||
File:Kotakoti_making_it_easy_to_fap_tonight.png | |||
File:Kotakoti_quotes.png | |||
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File:Kotakoti_seems_legit.jpg | |||
File:Kotakoti_soon.jpg | |||
File:Kotakoti_the_new_shrek_lookalike.png | |||
File:Kotakotirealface.jpg | |||
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== Known Aliases & Accounts == | == Known Aliases & Accounts == | ||
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