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'''Kotakoti''', also known as '''Dakota Rose''' and ダコタ・ローズ (real name '''Dakota Ostrenga'''), used to be a b grade ([[Scene_kid|scene queen]]), but she was always in her older sister Kirsten’s ([[Kiki_Kannibal|Kiki Kannibal]]) shadow, more or less.  
'''Kotakoti''', also known as '''Dakota Rose''' and ダコタ・ローズ (real name '''Dakota Ostrenga'''), used to be a B grade ([[Scene_kid|scene queen]]), but she was always in her older sister Kirsten’s ([[Kiki_Kannibal|Kiki Kannibal]]) shadow, more or less.  


First recognized to have been embroiled in the Kiki Kannibal [[Internet_celebrity|Buzznet]] shitstorm, (circa 2006 - today), Dakota has since decided that she does not want to make the intelligent decision of learning from her older, [[whore]] sisters mistakes and has begun making quite a name for herself; namely on [[4chan|4chan's]] [[cosplay]] & [[lolita|EGL]] imageboard, /cgl/ - also informally known as "bitch-capital".
First recognized to have been embroiled in the Kiki Kannibal [[Internet_celebrity|Buzznet]] shitstorm, (circa 2006 - today), Dakota has since decided that she does not want to make the intelligent decision of learning from her older, [[whore]] sisters mistakes and has begun making quite a name for herself; namely on [[4chan|4chan's]] [[cosplay]] & [[lolita|EGL]] imageboard, /cgl/ - also informally known as "bitch-capital".


Dakota spends most of her time slapping on 5lbs of makeup and [[Photoshop]] in order to further her career in the speculative art of taking thousands of pictures of herself and uploading them to multiple social networking sites, like most "try-hards", only Dakota does it with more of a dramatical twist. When not running around in fields with her tripod, she can typically be found with her head in a toilet bowl in an attempts to become [[anorexia|thin]] and attending the various model scouting sessions Dakota like to vivaciously tweet about.
Dakota spends most of her time slapping on 5lbs of makeup, using [[Photoshop]] in order to further her career in the speculative art of taking thousands of pictures of herself and uploading them to multiple social networking sites, like most "try-hards", only Dakota does it with more of a dramatical twist. When not running around in fields with her tripod, she can typically be found with her head in a toilet bowl in an attempts to become [[anorexia|thin]] and attending the various model scouting sessions Dakota like to vivaciously tweet about.


She is currently signed to the japanese agency Bravo Models (Ufufu Girls) which still trys to sell her as [[bullshit|living doll]], since she is no longer able to work in America because of her horrible actions in the past (homophobia insults, copyright scams, etc...). Asia, and some of the Middle East, are really the only basic places she can actually have a career, since she and the rest of the Ostrenga family faught hard to delete every trace of drama that Dakota (and her sister, Kristen) have started, to ensure they remain a sucess in Japan and such else where.  
She was signed to the Japanese agency Ufufu Girls who still tried to sell her as a [[bullshit|living doll]], who dropped her as soon as their 1-year contract was over and [[delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]] of Dakota from their website and jewtube, they have since found some other [[loli|girl]] to sell their clothing. Bravo Models has still kept her on their website with their lulzy video of her which is proof that she photoshops her body thinner.
==Introduction to Kotakoti==
==Introduction to Kotakoti==


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Tainted by her older sisters past delusions of internet grandeur, fed up of always being pushed to the back, she's finally beginning to shine. You don't like it? Like Dakota gives a shit, you're all just a bunch of "''pedophile lesbians''".
Tainted by her older sisters past delusions of internet grandeur, fed up of always being pushed to the back, she's finally beginning to shine. You don't like it? Like Dakota gives a shit, you're all just a bunch of "''pedophile lesbians''".


Dakota has spent her time over the last year well, furiously troweling on the makeup and taking hundreds of carefully [[Photoshop|angled]] photographs, submitting them to various social networking outlets across the web in her [[Histrionic_Personality_Disorder|desperation to be noticed by anybody]]. Of course, it didn't take long for her photos to be picked up by the [[azn|Asian]] Media, who're well known for their love of children and unfuckable [[loli|loli's]].
Dakota has spent her time over the last couple of years furiously troweling on the makeup and taking hundreds of carefully [[Internet disease|angled]] photographs, submitting them to various social networking outlets across the web in her [[Histrionic_Personality_Disorder|desperation to be noticed by anybody]]. Of course, it didn't take long for her photos to be picked up by the [[azn|Asian]] Media, who're well known for their love of children and unfuckable [[loli|loli's]].


Much to Dakotas dismay, it turned out she was only featured on an [[China|inferior Asian]] countries news slot and not the [[kawaii]] [[Japan|Japanese]] national headlines she'd been hoping for. The slot in question was a minor Chinese newscast usually shown between ad breaks who'd aired a piece the previous day on a polydactyl cat and an infomercial on dog sweaters the day before that. Despite this, Dakota will still brag and push it like it is a really huge deal, because she's going to be a famous [[loli]] you know.
Much to Dakotas dismay, it turned out she was only featured on an [[China|inferior Asian]] countries news slot and not the [[kawaii]] [[Japan|Japanese]] national headlines she'd been hoping for. The slot in question was a minor Chinese newscast usually shown between ad breaks who'd aired a piece the previous day on a polydactyl cat and an infomercial on dog sweaters the day before that. Despite this, Dakota will still brag and push it like it is a really huge deal, because she's going to be a famous [[loli]] you know.
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[[Image:Dakota Rose Kotakoti Ostrenga Bitch.jpg|1000px|center]]
[[Image:Dakota Rose Kotakoti Ostrenga Bitch.jpg|1000px|center]]


== Background ==
== Background ==
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'''Two examples of Dakota's innovative and completely unique makeup styles'''
'''Two examples of Dakota's [[bullshit|innovative and completely unique makeup styles]]'''
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[[Image:Kotakoti dakota rose ostrenga makeup artist fail.jpg|700px|center]]
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==Dakota Ostrenga, Copyright Lies Exposed==
==Dakota Ostrenga, Copyright Lies Exposed==


Dakota had been becoming rapidly known throughout Tumblr, although not entirely for the reasons she'd prefer. Users of the social networking site were quickly discovering that upon submitting or reblogging any images/videos of Kiki or Dakota that portrayed them in a negative light that they would slapped with a notice. The notice was always the same, detailing how the content originally submitted by them was the intellectual property of '''Kiki Kannibal Korporation''', that the content has been removed and to resubmit the content would come under Copyright violation.
Dakota had been becoming rapidly known throughout Tumblr, although not entirely for the reasons she'd prefer. Users of the social networking site were quickly discovering that upon submitting or reblogging any images/videos of Kiki or Dakota that portrayed them in a negative light that they would slapped with a notice. The notice was always the same, detailing how the content originally submitted by them was the intellectual property of '''Kiki Kannibal Korporation''', that the content has been removed and to resubmit the content would come under Copyright violation. Recently however, pictures have been reported by Dakota herself.


Most users abided by the notice and lay down, allowing the Ostrenga family to continue their reign of control over Tumblr and exactly what pictures of the siblings were allowed to be posted. It was one morning that the owner of a Tumblr blog awoke that day to discover she'd been handed the same notice from Tumblr in warning for her having had uploading images of Dakota that portrayed her badly. Again, the notice detailed how said images had been copyrighted by the supposed Kiki Kannibal Korporation and had been removed on account of copyright violation.
Most users abided by the notice and lay down, allowing the Ostrenga family to continue their reign of control over Tumblr and exactly what pictures of the siblings were allowed to be posted. It was one morning that the owner of a Tumblr blog awoke that day to discover she'd been handed the same notice from Tumblr in warning for her having had uploading images of Dakota that portrayed her badly. Again, the notice detailed how said images had been copyrighted by the supposed Kiki Kannibal Korporation and had been removed on account of copyright violation.
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More recently Koti has been signed on to the Bravo modeling agency who has sent her to Japan to achieve kawaii idol stardom. She landed a tv interview there where she revealed her real, unshooped self to quell the haters. The [[lols|results]] were glorious. After realizing how badly she fucked up, Koti hastily removed all evidence of her real face from youtube, carefully editing the interview to hide all appearances of her real face, and slamming other youtube accounts with 'copyright' infringements. Some have attributed her apparently more bloated appearance to a side effect of bulimia, others say she has claimed a bee sting, still more reason it's some kind of symptom of photoshop withdrawal. Either way, Dakota's own claim to fame has unraveled the photoshoped illusion. Because the Ostrengas are endlessly surfing the net to get all evidence of their daughter's true so unkawaii self being revealed around the world, the video has yet again been taken down from all the false copyright violation claims on youtube, facebook and good old tumblr. So here is a link to the video yet again.  http://videobam.com/GbaJD
More recently Koti has been signed on to the Bravo modeling agency who has sent her to Japan to achieve kawaii idol stardom. She landed a tv interview there where she revealed her real, unshooped self to quell the haters. The [[lols|results]] were glorious. After realizing how badly she fucked up, Koti hastily removed all evidence of her real face from youtube, carefully editing the interview to hide all appearances of her real face, and slamming other youtube accounts with 'copyright' infringements. Some have attributed her apparently more bloated appearance to a side effect of bulimia, others say she has claimed a bee sting, still more reason it's some kind of symptom of photoshop withdrawal. Either way, Dakota's own claim to fame has unraveled the photoshoped illusion. Because the Ostrengas are endlessly surfing the net to get all evidence of their daughter's true so unkawaii self being revealed around the world, the video has yet again been taken down from all the false copyright violation claims on youtube, facebook and good old tumblr. So here is a link to the video yet again.  http://videobam.com/GbaJD
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What was that Kota, you loved Japanese culture since you were 5?!  The Kooter loves Japanese and Asian culture ever since she was five so that must explain this lovely video of her and her sister Kiki showing their love of Asians.  Click on the URL link to see how much Dakota Rose and her sister love Asians! http://tinypic.com/r/2w54l1k/6
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After her first interview even more followed uploaded by the companies themself which made her unable to take them down.
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Hey, guys. Long awaited new Kotakoti juicy gossip. Guess what I found? That's right. More fake bitch.
First of all, to all you devoted KK haters out there (such as myself), have you realized how much more fake she's been looking? I mean, she was always SUPER PHOTOSHOPPED, but now, she's photoshopped to the extreme. I swear, how can she expect anyone to believe that her eyes are real? Please bitch. We all know better. Now to the people out there too lazy to dig out her ''perfectly hidden'' flaws, You're in luck. I got some nice screenshots.
[[File:Fake fucking bitch kotakoti horribly shopped eyes.png]]
Seriously? WOW. This pic was on her blog. I haven't shopped it al all. You can go check.
Those eyes are so fucking fake, it's funny. There's no way her fans can't tell. Or maybe they're just as blind as she is.
I also found a slightly more realistic version.
[[File:Fake kotakoti face.png]]
evidently still fake, but not as creepily.
and here is her new photoshoot.
[[File:Kotakoti the new shrek lookalike.png]]
WOW. so inspiring. even SHREK could be a japanese model!!!!! remember honey pies, this is AFTER photoshop. hate to think what she'd look like without PS, makeup, and surgery!
No matter how hard you try, I'll ALWAYS find your real face :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTvsGdVewjw skip to 0:11 to see her whoreface. keep in mind, this is ALSO after photoshop!
Now look at her love for her sister... seems kinda fake, no? also, her language and slang is SOOOO different from her sweet talk in japanese. dosen't want her jap fans (only people that like her) to see how uneducated she is, huh.
[[File:Kotakotis almost lesbianish love for her sister.png]]
So sappy, it's almost like she's the lesbian she's always been denying.
Speaking of TWITTER, did you know she most likely has a fake account just to support herself? yup, its called "dakotakoti lover". no one could be so dedicated to her other than herself and her mom.
this is where kotakoti needs a bit of fanservice. sitting on the bed, wearing sexy buckles, sweet smile, FUCKING MASSIVE eyes... perfect for a pedophile and lolicons. take a look.
[[File:Kotakoti making it easy to fap tonight.png]]
Odd.. i thought she hated asians? what's up with the peace sign? fucking weeaboo, no doubt.
Of course, there are photos of her "withour makeup". Still quite ugly, however.
http://somethingsomethin.blogspot.ca/2012/08/dakota-rose-latest-play-etude-shoot.html
all pics are clickable.


==Galleries==
==Galleries==
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Image:Dakota_admits_shes_not_a_model.jpg|Dakota bashes other people for the same things she does.
Image:Dakota_admits_shes_not_a_model.jpg|Dakota bashes other people for the same things she does.
Image:Dakota Rose Ostrenga Kotakoti illustrated 1.png|
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File:Dakota rose circle lenses.png
File:Dakota rose poking eye.png
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File:Dakota rose photoshop.jpg
File:Before after kotakoti.png
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File:Two month difference kotakoti2.jpg
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== Known Aliases & Accounts ==
== Known Aliases & Accounts ==
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