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An '''addict''' is a person who does something or uses something excessively to the point of being self-destructive and doesn't assume responsibility for his or her actions. Usually some [[fucktard]] that [[Party Hard|parties too hard]], doesn't have the willpower to stop then gets [[butthurt]] for attention. Also applies to whores, whether [[Attention whore|Attention Whores]], [[Comment whore|Comment Whores]], or any kind of whore for that matter, for they are all addicted to attention or some other [[bullshit]]. Addicts come in many shapes, [[fat|sizes]] and black person, and everyone you know is an addict to something. | An '''addict''' is a person who does something or uses something excessively to the point of being self-destructive and doesn't assume responsibility for his or her actions. Usually some [[fucktard]] that [[Party Hard|parties too hard]], doesn't have the willpower to stop then gets [[butthurt]] for attention. Also applies to whores, whether [[Attention whore|Attention Whores]], [[Comment whore|Comment Whores]], or any kind of whore for that matter, for they are all addicted to attention or some other [[bullshit]]. Addicts come in many shapes, [[fat|sizes]] and black person, and everyone you know is an addict to something. | ||
==Where to Find Addicts== | == Where to Find Addicts == | ||
"Addicts" can be found all over [[LiveJournal]], [[ | |||
"Addicts" can be found all over [[LiveJournal]], [[tumblr]], anywhere on the internet, or anywhere [[IRL]] for that matter. [[Niggers|Black people]] are frequently addicted to the [[fat|white wimminz]]; [[Jews]] are addicted to [[money]]; [[b/|/b/tard]]s are addicted to [[fapping]]; [[Dragon Ball Z|Nigra Cell]] is addicted to [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|lazers]]; and [[Women]] are addicted to [[BAWWW|emotion]], [[drama]], and also to sweet, sweet [[cash]]. Anything and everything can be addictive, from the most mundane to the most extraordinary. | |||
==Frequent Sayings from Addicts== | ==Frequent Sayings from Addicts== | ||
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*[[Bullshit|I'm not really addicted]] | *[[Bullshit|I'm not really addicted]] | ||
*[[Bullshit|I'll quit for you]] | *[[Bullshit|I'll quit for you]] | ||
* | *I'm [[never drinking again]] | ||
==Treatment== | ==Treatment== | ||
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Treatment for addiction usually comes from a shitty TV show, coercion from family members, or a judge. They usually involve some [[Alcoholics Anonymous|12 step program]] whose primary message is that you need [[God]] to help you, and you're helpless without [[Asshole|Him]]. This can sometimes cause lulz when the addict tries to get away and ends up getting caught drunk driving/dead/in a hotel room with 3 whores and a guy dressed like [[your mom]]. After the addict is treated they frequently become [[bible-thumper]]s and are [[Fucktard|extremely religious]]. This just goes to show that you're never actually cured of this "Addiction", you just trade it for some other [[bullshit]]. | Treatment for addiction usually comes from a shitty TV show, coercion from family members, or a judge. They usually involve some [[Alcoholics Anonymous|12 step program]] whose primary message is that you need [[God]] to help you, and you're helpless without [[Asshole|Him]]. This can sometimes cause lulz when the addict tries to get away and ends up getting caught drunk driving/dead/in a hotel room with 3 whores and a guy dressed like [[your mom]]. After the addict is treated they frequently become [[bible-thumper]]s and are [[Fucktard|extremely religious]]. This just goes to show that you're never actually cured of this "Addiction", you just trade it for some other [[bullshit]]. | ||
[[Image:Yeah......jpg|thumb|Your typical coke addict, minus the passed out hooker.]] | [[Image:Yeah......jpg|thumb|Your typical coke addict, minus the passed out hooker.]] | ||
==<strike>Addicting</strike> ADDICTIVE things== | ==<strike>Addicting</strike> ADDICTIVE things== | ||
*[[Alcohol]] | *[[Alcohol]] | ||
*[[ | *[[faggotry|Gay shit]] | ||
*[[Jenkem]] | *[[Jenkem]] | ||
*[[Boobs|Tittays]] | *[[Boobs|Tittays]] | ||
*[[Drug|Drugs in general]] | *[[Drug|Drugs in general]] | ||
*[[ | *[[tumblr]] | ||
*[[wow|World of Warcrack]] | *[[wow|World of Warcrack]] | ||
*[[TV Tropes]] | *[[TV Tropes]] | ||
*[[Jizz]] | |||
*[[Fag|Cutting]] | *[[Fag|Cutting]] | ||
*[[DXM|NyQuil]] | *[[DXM|NyQuil]] | ||
Latest revision as of 23:00, 24 June 2023
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Warning! ADDICTING IS NOT A WORD. THE ADJECTIVE IS "ADDICTIVE". |
An addict is a person who does something or uses something excessively to the point of being self-destructive and doesn't assume responsibility for his or her actions. Usually some fucktard that parties too hard, doesn't have the willpower to stop then gets butthurt for attention. Also applies to whores, whether Attention Whores, Comment Whores, or any kind of whore for that matter, for they are all addicted to attention or some other bullshit. Addicts come in many shapes, sizes and black person, and everyone you know is an addict to something.
Where to Find Addicts
"Addicts" can be found all over LiveJournal, tumblr, anywhere on the internet, or anywhere IRL for that matter. Black people are frequently addicted to the white wimminz; Jews are addicted to money; /b/tards are addicted to fapping; Nigra Cell is addicted to lazers; and Women are addicted to emotion, drama, and also to sweet, sweet cash. Anything and everything can be addictive, from the most mundane to the most extraordinary.
Frequent Sayings from Addicts
- It's a disease
- Do you have any change?
- I can stop if I want to
- I have no control over myself
- I almost died
- I need treatment
- I'm not really addicted
- I'll quit for you
- I'm never drinking again
Treatment
Treatment for addiction usually comes from a shitty TV show, coercion from family members, or a judge. They usually involve some 12 step program whose primary message is that you need God to help you, and you're helpless without Him. This can sometimes cause lulz when the addict tries to get away and ends up getting caught drunk driving/dead/in a hotel room with 3 whores and a guy dressed like your mom. After the addict is treated they frequently become bible-thumpers and are extremely religious. This just goes to show that you're never actually cured of this "Addiction", you just trade it for some other bullshit.
Addicting ADDICTIVE things
- Alcohol
- Gay shit
- Jenkem
- Tittays
- Drugs in general
- tumblr
- World of Warcrack
- TV Tropes
- Jizz
- Cutting
- NyQuil
- ED
- The internet, really
- Trolling
- YTMND