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The '''Pony Cum Jar Project''' (also known as the '''MLP Cum Jar''') was a 4channer's little home project, which involved placing a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' figurine inside of a jar, and then filling said jar with his own [[jizz]]. According to the [[Danish]] [[brony]] behind the project, he was inspired by 4chan's infamous [[Cum Collector]]; and soon started a new cum collection of his own, but with a twist: being a filthy [[brony]], he placed a figurine of Rainbow Dash inside the jar.
'''Soyjak.party''', better known as the '''sharty''' or just '''the party''' and a plethora of other names such as '''bald cartoon man with glasses and stubble site''', '''Soyfag.sharty''', '''The 'arty''' and so on, is a [[Cancerous|rapidly growing]] English-speaking [[*chan]] centered around [[Soy boy|soy]][[Wojak|jaks]], with the belief that [[Shitpost|posting and making soyjaks]] (known as 'jakking among the users) is a [[No|worthwhile endeavor]] to be [[4chan|pursued]], [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|documented]] and discussed. Most of the userbase is [[Underage B&|underage]], hence the nickname ''soyteens'' or'' 'teens''. The sharty was originally created on September 19, 2020 by ''Soot'' as a joke, and was bought by ''Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov'' in July 2022 to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as [[Glownigger|(((((((((Kolyma Network))))))))]], but ownership was later given to ''DOLL'', after Kuz developed [[AIDS]] and retired.


Day in; day out; he filled the jar, little by little. [[A challenger appears|However]], one night, he left his cum jar on top of a radiator that was interconnected to a furnace; boiling his cum with both the jar and the MLP figurine inside it; a fate not even [[Hitler]] would wish upon anyone. Now his jizz was brown and caramelized, and there were brown stain lines where the cum had sunken due to its solidification fused to the jar as well as on the figurine. He then made a thread on 4chan's [[mlp/|mlp/]] board, announcing that his experiment was a [[fail|failure]]. Apparently, he had plans to bury the jar when it was full and it smelled like "200 rotting corpses". This failure, however, did not stop him from chasing his destiny, and he started anew. After years of putting his sploodge on the grind, his long-awaited destiny was finally realized.
Within a couple months and after 5 million posts, DOLL had to shutdown the site after being unable to pay the bills, but, thanks to a wave of donations, it was able to get back up. DOLL then transferred ownership of the sharty to some individual known as "Froot".


<center>'''[[Pony Cum Jar Project|(( EWWWW ))]]'''</center>
<center>'''[[Soyjak.party|(( FORGET LEMON PARTY, WE SOYJAK PARTY-ING NOW ))]]'''</center>

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Featured Article - Soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, better known as the sharty or just the party and a plethora of other names such as bald cartoon man with glasses and stubble site, Soyfag.sharty, The 'arty and so on, is a rapidly growing English-speaking *chan centered around soyjaks, with the belief that posting and making soyjaks (known as 'jakking among the users) is a worthwhile endeavor to be pursued, documented and discussed. Most of the userbase is underage, hence the nickname soyteens or 'teens. The sharty was originally created on September 19, 2020 by Soot as a joke, and was bought by Yuri "Kuz" Kuznetsov in July 2022 to be assimilated into a wide network of websites known as (((((((((Kolyma Network)))))))), but ownership was later given to DOLL, after Kuz developed AIDS and retired.

Within a couple months and after 5 million posts, DOLL had to shutdown the site after being unable to pay the bills, but, thanks to a wave of donations, it was able to get back up. DOLL then transferred ownership of the sharty to some individual known as "Froot".

(( FORGET LEMON PARTY, WE SOYJAK PARTY-ING NOW ))
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