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==The Gaston Medleys== | ==The Gaston Medleys== | ||
[[File:Gastonmirror.jpg|thumb|right|Gaston at his [[A Cat Is Fine Too|finest.]]]] | [[File:Gastonmirror.jpg|thumb|right|Gaston at his [[A Cat Is Fine Too|finest.]]]] | ||
[[File:Gastonirl.jpg|thumb|right|Gaston [[IRL|in real life]] doing what he does [[women|best.]]]] | [[File:Gastonirl.jpg|thumb|right|Gaston [[IRL|in real life]] [[Fuck|doing what he does]] [[women|best.]]]] | ||
{{center|{{fv|gaston|background-color: #FF6666;|font-weight: bold; | {{center|{{fv|gaston|background-color: #FF6666;|font-weight: bold; | ||
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Anonymous: "When I was a lad I saved porn every day, and I watched my collection grow large.<br> | Anonymous: "When I was a lad I saved porn every day, and I watched my collection grow large.<br> | ||
But then I found [[/b/]] and the others just like me<br> | But then I found [[B|/b/]] and the others just like me<br> | ||
so it's roughly the size of a baaaaarge".<br> | so it's roughly the size of a baaaaarge".<br> | ||
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Man what a con Anon | Man what a con Anon | ||
Anonymous: [[ | Anonymous: [[v/|/v/irgin]] I'm afraid I've been thinking<br> | ||
A sumptuous camwhore?<br> | A sumptuous camwhore?<br> | ||
Anonymous: [[NO U|NO U]]<br> | Anonymous: [[NO U|NO U]]<br> | ||
But that [[Batshit insane|crazy]] [[ | But that [[Batshit insane|crazy]] [[k/|/k/omrade]] is her father<br> | ||
And is rifles are nothing but slow<br> | And is rifles are nothing but slow<br> | ||
But the wheels in my head have been [[Meatspin|turning]]<br> | But the wheels in my head have been [[Meatspin|turning]]<br> | ||
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Image:Gastonfuckssdn.jpg|To boldly go where no man will ever go. | Image:Gastonfuckssdn.jpg|To boldly go where no man will ever go. | ||
Image:Bruce-campbell-gaston.jpg|Look at that chin goddamn | Image:Bruce-campbell-gaston.jpg|Look at that chin goddamn | ||
Image:Extreme heresy about Gaston.jpeg|What is this heresy?! | |||
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Latest revision as of 10:56, 21 December 2015
A sort of popular meme on 4chan /b/. His main purpose is to tenderly love all the women who stand in his way, his secondary purpose was to counter desu, as he is the essence of manliness.
The Man, the Legend, Gaston
Made entirely of Titanium, steel, diamond, and covered in hair, his only goal in life is to have sex with as many women as possible, his current record being 6 (Suiseiseki, Souseiseki, Suigintou, Kanaria, Shinku, Hinaichigo - he is apparently a dollfag). His other life mission is to kill furries like the Beast. He is champion of everything, because Noone can (insert verb here) like Gaston.
Last Thursday, a challenger appeared to counter Gaston's title as the essence of manliness. Yuri Kerane, along with his rape-toy Ghinius, declared himself to be more manly than Gaston. It is yet unknown who the victor is. Not to mention his rival Clayton, a forced meme born from the depths of 7chan. Some argue this is Speedycat's doing.
Gaston was originally in the Disney film Beauty and the Beast. Though the film shows Gaston getting pwned, the original ending was that he not only made the Beast into a nice rug, but then proceeded to stick it in Belle's pooper before ordering her to make him a sandwich. The rest is history.
The Gaston Medleys
Previous Video | Next Video
Gaston Video and Modified Lyrics
Play this tune with these modified lyrics every time you're feeling the anti-lulz is killing the internet hate machine.
Gallery
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You're doing it wrong, dumbass.
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The wonders of matrimony.
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Gaston and his army.
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Lookin' handsome all the time.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: So I heard that no ones dick is as incredibility thick as Gaston's, any comments?
- Gary Motherfucking Oak: Incorrect. Not even Gaston can ignore my girth.
See also
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