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'''Aqua Dots''', sold in [[Australia]] as "'''Bindeez'''," are a wildly popular [http://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-11-06/bindeez-banned-over-ghb-fears/717180 educational toy] for children produced by the Chinese as a good-will gesture to American and Australian kids for [[Christmas]]. Voted as '''Toy of the Year''' in Australia, they most certainly are since they bring the joys of [[drugs|tripping]] and [[rape]] to the inquiring, virginal minds (and hymens) of little girls doomed to become American and Australian adults with addictions to prescription pills and abusive relationships due to the fact that when ingested, these little magic beads metabolized into [[GHB|GHB]]...Fuckin sweet.
'''Aqua Dots''', sold in [[Australia]] as "'''Bindeez'''," are a wildly popular [http://www.abc.net.au/news/2007-11-06/bindeez-banned-over-ghb-fears/717180 educational toy] for Anglophonic children produced by Chinese children as a goodwill gesture to American and Australian kids for [[Christmas]]. Voted '''Toy of the Year''' in Australia, as well they should be, seeing as they bring the joys of [[drugs|tripping]] and [[rape]] to the inquiring, virginal minds (and hymens) of little girls doomed to become American and Australian adults with addictions to prescription pills and abusive relationships, due to the fact that when ingested, these little magic beads metabolized into [[GHB]]!  Fuckin' sweet.




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==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Baby fuck]]
 
* [[Baby fuck]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
*[http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml08/08074.html The recall]
 
*[http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/news/0709/gallery.hot_toys/2.html Toy of the Year]
* [http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml08/08074.html The recall]
* [http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/news/0709/gallery.hot_toys/2.html Toy of the Year]
* [[Wikipedia:Bindeez|Aqua Dots]] on [[Wikipedia]]
 


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Aqua Dots, sold in Australia as "Bindeez," are a wildly popular educational toy for Anglophonic children produced by Chinese children as a goodwill gesture to American and Australian kids for Christmas. Voted Toy of the Year in Australia, as well they should be, seeing as they bring the joys of tripping and rape to the inquiring, virginal minds (and hymens) of little girls doomed to become American and Australian adults with addictions to prescription pills and abusive relationships, due to the fact that when ingested, these little magic beads metabolized into GHB! Fuckin' sweet.



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