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{{Spoilers|MadThad got arrested for owning CP}}

{{Weeaboo}}

MadThad0890 aka [[Powerword|Thaddeus Lewis McMichael]] is a 24 year old [[black]], [[weeaboo]], [[forever alone]] [[pedophile]] who is as hilariously self-incriminating as [[Erik_Möller]]. As a true [[a|/a/]] warrior, he has a waifu from a shitty animu. The biggest lulz came when he was [[party van|vanned]] for opening admitting his pedo fetishes on [[Facebook]].

== Meet the man with the waifu ==

{{quote|I don’t give her personality.  She has her own personality.  She lives in the 2D universe and speaks to me from there through the pictures and pillows.| [[batshit insane|Madthad looking for an insanity plea]]}} 
{{ quote|She is not bland,  She is full of life and personalty!  Did you really watch school days?  All she wanted was love,  she got bullied at school all the time just because of her GIANT ASS TITS!  She was sad and wanted a friend, so that’s where I come in.   AND School days was NOT wack.  School days is pretty must one of the best anime of all time!  All other anime is the same old boring shit compared to school days.  It turned the harem genres upside down.  Instead of 20 eps of nothing happening school days starts or from the get go and DOESN’T LET YOU THE FUCK GO!  And there hasn’t been nothing like it since! So before you start talking shit about mai waifu and her source materiel GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!  IF YOU COULD SEE THE MEAN FACE SHE GAVE THE SCREEN AS SHE READ YOUR POST, YOU WOULDN’T EVEN BELIVE IT!|}}
{{quote|Well you gotta find her.  Download some anime off of baka bt.  Or stream it off netflix of something.  When you find her You’ll know the one.  Only then will you discover TRUE happiness|On how MadThad choose his Waifu at random.}}

[[File:Waifureal.jpg|thumb|right|MadThad talking to himself]]

Instead of getting a date with Michigan’s finest, Madthad cemented his forever alone status by obsessing over a [[Mary Sue]] character from the shit-tier wish-fulfillment harem anime, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_Days_%28visual_novel%29 School Days]; Kotonoha Katsura. [[pathetic|MadThad has shooped his head on the body of the main character and Kotonoha's actual love interest in the show]] in several pictures. Declaring her his [[waifu]], he fawns over the xerox sheet in a picture frame. He also has two mouse pads, and even a body pillow of her that have made their appearances in several of his videos.  Madthad claimed to have spent $30 on the pillow case of his body pillow that would’ve cost less than a third of that at [[Walmart]] without the animu character.

Two of such videos contained him “sharing” a cake with his “[[waifu]].” By sharing, we mean that Madthad ate both cakes in front of an anime picture. 

{{fv|MadThad and Animu character|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;|<center><youtube>SwKkRzJ0GDs</youtube></center><center>'''MadThad celebrating the birthday of an imaginary character'''</center>|<center><youtube>zVS567-mTMA</youtube></center><center>'''''"No one remembered my birthday, but Kotonoha"'''''</center>}}

If that wasn’t enough, MadThad recorded himself fucking his body pillow. His humping skills are on par with [[Chris-chan/SexScandal2|Chris Chan’s]]. You can watch it here: [http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/49970]

=== Thad’s Other Kinks ===
{{quote|She looks like she’s in heaven.  I wish I was a girl for a day.  I’d fuck more men in one day then most women do in there lifetime. |Such an odd statement from a self-proclaimed "straight" pedo.}}

When Thad is not busy fapping to [[lolicon]], [[CP]], or his waifu; he’s fapping to other fetishes that could make some wonder if there is more to his sexuality than he’s letting on. Thad has also admitted to getting off to [[Transsexual|trannies]], [[shotacon|little boys]] (especially the ones in [[Boku No Pico]]), and even [[bestiality]]. Being the desperate guy that he is, he cannot even get himself even [[Rika|the most ugliest tranny]]. So, MadThad shooped himself with tranny pornstar [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bailey_Jay Bailey Jay].

== Pedophile Vanned==
{{quote|A COCK BLOCKING PIECE OF SHIT! Have you seen the show?  Most of the guys look like friendly men that just want to show a little girl a good time.  Aint like there coming over with forks and knives to eat the fucking girls.  They just wanna get drunk off wine coolers and fuck.  BUT NOOOOOOOOO MR. FUCKING COCK BLOCKER APPEARS FROM AROUND THE FUCKING CORNER AND HAS THE FUCKING NERVE TO FUCKING ASK THE NIGGAS TO HAVE A SEAT.  
FUCK THAT GUY!  LEADING A MAN ON LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO GET SOME SEX THEN COCK BLOCKS HIM TO JAIL.  FUCK HIM AND OTHER INTERNET POLICE DEPARTMENTS THAT DO SHIT LIKE THAT.  AND YOU CAN TELL HIM I SAID IT!| Why don’t you have a seat, MadThad?}} 

{{quote|[[ohbutyouwillpet|What if I adopt a little girl? I'm sure she wouldn't mind becoming my sex slave if I take her away from the orphanage.]]}}

[[File:MadThad facebook.jpg|thumb|right|One of his many self-incriminating posts]]

If that lovely quote wasn’t [[obvious]] enough, MadThad is a raging pedophile, even though he’s too much of a pussy to actually molest one. His unwillingness to keep it a secret is what sent the partyvan to his door. On [[Facebook]], he discussed with his family and friends how to look for child porn, how to encrypt it, and how he faps after viewing it. How does the FBI even track IPs anyway? 

After receiving an anonymous complaint about his posts, the FBI seized every shred of technology that MadThad owned. When questioned, [[Nice try|MadThad replied that the posts about his cp collection were only a joke]]. However, the FBI wasn’t as stupid as he was and found 300-350 child porn pictures and videos [[dumbass|under “don’t click/cp.”]] on his flashdrive. 

MadThad’s fate is still unknown. Some argue that MadThad is currently in jail, being the waifu to a big burly prisoner. Others say that since this is MadThad’s first offense, he will under house arrest until trial with no internet access. As it turns out, MadThad posted bail to escape from playing a game of irl [[Dating Sim]] with [[Bubba]] in the showers. However, he has to wear an ankle monitor and is [[banned]] from using the internet.

== Pictures ==

{{cg|'''MadThad in a nutshell'''|MadThad gallery|center|<gallery>
File:MadThad 2.jpg|The citizens of Michigan would be proud.
File:MadThad proposing to Kotonoha.jpg|The [[IRL]] version of [[Marry Your Favorite Character Online]].
File:MadThad 3.jpg
File:MadThad and Tumblr trouble.png|[[Butthurt|His response to Tumblr not putting up with his shit]].
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:MadThad wanting a pedocon.png|MadThad wanting a pedo convention to make the cops' jobs easier. [[CP|Guess which way he came out of the pedo closet?]]
File:MadThad at Youmacon 2011.jpg| Poor Thad's even alone at an [[Anime]] [[Convention]].
File:MadThad being a sick fuck 0.png| MadThad adding [[bestiality]] to the long list of things he would fap to.
File:Madthad self hating black.png|[[BAWWW|The black kids at his school were mean to him]]
File:MadThad wanting 17 year old michigan girl.png| A roundabout way of saying that he's too scared to meet an IRL [[jailbait]].
File:MetaBeta MadThad.png| [[Mspaint|Nice shoop skills, bro]]
File:MadThad shoop skills.jpg
File:MadThad being forever alone.png| Typical Madthad response to being told to go find himself an actual girlfriend.
File:MadThad.jpg
File:MadThad 1.jpg
File:MadThad on Boku no Pico.png|MadThad on Boku no Pico
File:Even Youtube trolls MadThad.jpg
File:Mad Thad and Bailey Jay.jpg| Even when a [[transsexual]] is shooped into picture, MadThad has to rely on the classic [[hover hand]].
File:MadThad tranny.png| On the internet, becoming a tranny is the new [[Goth]]. In MadThad's case, he wants to become a little girl.
File:MadThad being a sick fuck.png
File:MadThad 0.jpg
File:MadThad 4.png
File:MadThad 5.jpg
</gallery>}}

== Youtube Shenanigans ==

{{fv|MadThad Youtube|background-color: white; margin: auto;|font-weight: bold;|<center><youtube>T_KLMhfiN0U</youtube></center><center>'''MadThad's review on [[Fleshlight|Tenga]]'''</center>|<center><youtube>QWXc3Hq58zo</youtube></center><center>'''''Fucking fapping all fucking night'''''</center>|<center><youtube>rEutofx9t9k</youtube></center><center>'''Yes, he's serious about liking [[Twilight]]'''</center>|<center><youtube>I-u4wFAyuFM</youtube></center>|<center><youtube>f5nCEMfEo0w</youtube></center><center>'''Him having a seizure while listening to the opening of [[Lucky Star]]'''</center>|<center><youtube>hpc8TjPCWiE</youtube></center><center>'''Him complaining about food from [[Burger King]]'''</center>}}

== External Links ==

* [https://www.youtube.com/user/MadThad0890 His Youtube account]

* [http://www.pornhub.com/users/madthad0890/ His porn account where he posted videos of himself fapping to hentai and favored interracial and chubby porn.]

* [http://motherless.com/f/madthad0890 His motherless account]

* [http://madthad0890.tumblr.com/ His tumblr]

* [https://twitter.com/madthad0890 His Twitter]

* [http://www.facebook.com/thaddeusmcm His Facebook]

* [http://www.facebook.com/MADTHAD08 His Facebook account where he got busted for discussing CP, '''HIDDEN''' ]

* [http://www.freep.com/article/20120302/NEWS03/203020340/Man-21-posts-bond-in-child-porn-case-over-Facebook-postings News Article]

== See Also ==

{{Pedoseries}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{Afro}}