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[[File:gameawards.jpg|thumb|right|Oh wow we're sooooo hyped]]
'''The Game Awards''' is yet another banine annual awards ceremony in which a bunch of corporate suits [[pretentious|sniff each other's farts]] and brag about their yearly release of the shoddily crafted skinnerboxes that pass for [[video games]] these days. Nobody knows why this shitshow of a series is still widely viewed by masses of braindead [[twitch]] viewers for sure, because the vote rigging and [[faggotry]] for this show is more obvious than the rigging in the [[2020 Presidential Elections]]. Established in 2014 following SpikeTV dropped their Video Game Awards (because they knew it was garbage even back then), [[Geoff Keighley]] made this show as it's successor, now with even more corporate sponsors. Honestly, the two main highlights of these Awards were as follows: That time [[Samuel L. Jackson]] hosted the 2012 SVGA's, and when [[Angry Joe]] embarassed himself in front of Geoffy by not even knowing which games came out that year. That's it. It doesn't get better than that, trust us.
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== History ==
[[File:vgas_howarewinnersselected.jpg|thumb|right|90% jury vs 10% fan votes. Huh, seems legit to me!]]
[[Last Thursday]] Keighley figured out that Spike TV was less eager to pursue the 2013 show, and they wanted to rebrand it from the VGAs to VGX. In addition to having [[unfunny|Joel McHale]] co-host, they wanted to reflect on how they wanted to focus more on next-gen games. As awful as the 2013 show was due entirely to it being nothing more than a corporate showcase, it was a sign of things to come.