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[[File:Tovarish.jpeg|thumb|toresbe shows his support for the [[Soviet Union]]. Note the grease pouring off of his face and hair. This explains the blurry camera view.]]
[[File:Magtape.jpeg|thumb|toresbe molests a magnetic tape. This is the last object he made out with.]]
[[File:Toresbe_nude.jpg|thumb|toresbe hides his tiny penis in shame. OH THE HORROR.]]
Toresbe is an open source [[fanboy]] with [[assburgers]] who idles in various channels on [[Freenode]]. He can be characterized with his incessant obsession with Norsk Data computers, midget porn, sucking cock and blaming everyone else in the world for his problems.

Toresbe is also only 20 years old and believes he knows all about the world. The latter fact is not related to his age, as he was born omniscient. He is also a [[fag|nord]], and has a penchant for professing his half-suppressed [[fag|homosexuality]] whenever he is drunk.

==History==
Toresbe is frequently found idling on various open source channels on [[Freenode]]. Most notably he is an [[Open Source]] [[fanboi]] -- this means that he hangs out with many developers of day-to-day parts of [[Linux]] and other UNIX-like operating systems and pesters them until they put him on ignore. He often drags his [[drama llama]] [[pixie]] from channel to channel as well, bickering with her in various moon languages (though often English since this is the universal language of IRC), to the point where they often are banned or at least permanently put on ignore by the residents of the channel. When he does not spend his time bothering people on [[IRC]], he tends to [[whore]] himself out [[naked]] on a [[webcam]].

Toresbe suffers from an emotional complex known as [[Asperger's syndrome|emo nord syndrome]]. It is not known if he takes medication for this afflication, and it is believed that he does not, although he certainly should. Supposedly from the age 7 and on he was bullied and tormented by his evil teachers, who hatch plots to ruin the lives of 7 year olds on a daily basis. Finally the evil teachers got bored of tormenting him and put him in a mental institution to be [[buttsecks|poked]] and [[in the ass|prodded]] for evil psychiatrical experiments. After his [[mother]] became a [[whore|no-good-whore]] she kicked him out because even his own mother was out to get him, at the age of 14. Toresbe was then put through the evil state orphanages where children were tortured and tied down and regularly [[sex|sexually]] abused and generally [[crap|shat upon]] by the social workers. Apparently many of these instances made the newspapers, but nobody can read the moon language the articles are written in, so for all we know it could be the latest soccer scores.

He is known to be a bitter little bastard, and it is believed that this is due to him ruining his only chance at losing his virginity. It is reputed that he tried to [[almost raped|have his way]] with his former [[slut|girlfriend]] while she was [[drunk]]. He apparantly failed miserably at this because she mocked him when he asked her to spank him, and so he couldn't even get his dick [[erection|the fuck up]].

==Magical Powers==
Several people who know toresbe claim he has magical powers, and amongst other things has the power to change the colour of lower primates and [[cat|cats]] and to change the [[wattage]] of lightbulbs. He himself claims this is not true. Possibly related to his magical control of lightbulb wattage is his affection for erotic play with electricity. He has been reputed, by [[bullshit|reliable sources]], to use an old amplifier and a pair of electrodes to electrocute his own balls, using alsamixer to adjust the output, while furiously stroking his tiny [[penis]].

==Job==
It was rumoured Toresbe once to have a job. He was supposedly working for a [[scientology]] company developing [[Open Source|free software]] for top secret [[hobo|purposes]] no one really knows about. He was fired because he ran off to [[Mexico]] selling out to another [[Debian|free software organization]] in 3 months after 3 months being employed. Now Toresbe is said to be looking for a new job, but it is unknown if he will ever get a new one since he lives too well as a [[lilo|welfare recipient]] now.

==The Present==
[[File:Vilde and Toresbe party.jpg|thumb|Because n00dz are always relevant]]
After running the gauntlet through the ophanage system, Toresbe was given a government funded apartment for assisted living, where he would receive help with cleaning and such. He eventually rejected this, because he [[lie|DOESN'T HAVE ASSBURGERS]] and he now lives on state dole in a pitiful apartment filled with vintage computer hardware. His living quarters have been in an increasingly sorry state ever since he started living without assistance, and the decline accelerated dramatically after he was dumped by the only [[imaginary|girlfriend]] he's ever had. His collection of ancient useless computers is steadily growing, and recent reports indicate his tiny apartment is so full of computer crap that you can hardly move, and that whatever floor space is left is covered by a thick layer of debris and other crap. Seeing as he has realized that no woman will ever touch his penis again, Vilde notwithstanding, he has completely let his personal hygiene go. Reports indicate that he changes his underwear no more than twice a week, and showers even less often. His personal body odour (he smells like old, sour balls), is a testament to this fact. Toresbe often [[pedo|molests]] the previously mentioned hardware and coats it with [[semen]] while listening to ABBA's [[drag queen|Dancing Queen]]. He spends a lot of his time hanging around on [[IRC]] with Vilde, his new [[girlfriend]]/[[cockpuppet|groupie]] who does everything he says or does. Their activities nowadays include engaging in [[bondage]] and making up lies about people and tell them to strangers at random times. As mentioned, he is rumoured to have had a [[girlfriend]] at one point who went by the name [[pixie]], who dumped him and used him. However, since nobody really knows what the true story is, it is often surmised that pixie is a creation of toresbe, where he runs [[IRC]] from a different shell, pretending to be a girl. Their incessant bickering and often similar writing styles suggest that this could indeed be the case.

More recent developments indicate that toresbe has in fact started the fnord equivalent of highschool, at the tender young age of 20 years. Related to this, he has been spotted on various irc channels struggling with basic arithmetic questions, normally considered well within the grasp of a [[hacker|leet haxor]] such as himself. It is not commonly believed that he will ever finish this endeavour, and make anything of his pitiful life.

==Links==
*[http://toresbe.blogspot.com/ Toresbe's blog]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Toresbe Toresbe's TOW User Page]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20120128143522/http://folk.uio.no/toresbe/ Toresbe's official website]

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