View source for That Guy With The Glasses

{{infobox|Were you looking for [[Doug Walker|The Nostalgia Critic]]?}}
{{Spoiler|Last Man Standing is between a [[Guru Larry|former EDiot]] and guy who's favorite movie is Caligula}}
{{breakingnews|'''Channel Awesome has come under fire for sexual grooming, assault, and firing its most [[Shit|prominent]] producers! Current damage control includes [https://twitter.com/Spikey_Buddy/status/978481109343272965 blocking everyone on Twitter] and [https://twitter.com/ChannelAwesome/status/980956519280861184 posting an apology that's more half-assed than their content today!]'''}}
{{An hero}}
[[Image:nostalgicchef.jpg|thumb|[[The Sandwich Chef|Nostalgic Meme]]<br>(Mr. Glasses reviewing 'Kickassia')]]
[[Image:Criticmongler.jpg|thumb|left|Family photo]]
[[File:Mike_CEO.jpg|thumb|Mike Michaud, Founder of TGWTG.<br>Often mistaken for Hellboy's Albino twin-brother.]]
[[Image:Tgwtgcrew.jpg|thumb|The god unfunny awful hosts of TGWTG <s>(except for the AVGN... yet)</s>. $ is something only one of them is seeing a lot of, and [[Angry Video Game Nerd|that person isn't even on their shitty site to begin with]]. Anyone else either jumped ship to IRL or became an hero thanks to their fuckery.]]
'''ThatGuywiththeGlasses.com / Channel Awesome''' (AKA Mike Michaud's Home for Battered Ex-[[ScrewAttack]] Members and Rejected [[YouTube]] Partners) is a website consisting of several terribly [[unfunny]] video contributors drowning in a sea of equally terrible member content. It is the Auschwitz of video sites due to all the Jew contributors producing [[That_Guy_With_The_Glasses#Little_Miss_Gamer.2FPBC_Productions|videos there]].

A typical Channel Awesome video usually entails a [[cosplay]]ing [[cam-whore]] awkwardly staring at the camera while [[trying too hard]] to be witty, sarcastic and funny in a Charlie Brooker-esque manner. They either miss the point of several factors in a TV show/movie/video game, nit-pick the most trivial flaws, or miss out on potential gags. This is all done while being cut between video cameos of other TGWTG members having pre-scripted, poorly acted arguments. Along with 99% of the videos being commentary on other media, most of their "humor", [[forced meme]]s, and general identity comes from repurposing, parodying, or outright stealing from other movies/TV shows/whatever, so next to nothing they make is actually theirs... much like [[Carlos Mencia]]. They get around this by capping off their 20 minute shows with rushed 10 second snippet reviews so as to vaguely qualify as "commentary" for "[[fair use]]".

These are then all followed up by several pages of ass-kissing or [[butthurt]] fans, saying how excellent or incorrect their chosen messiah is. These same people then travel on over to [[Wikipedia]], [[TV Tropes]], and other similar sites to rewrite the relevant work page to conform to their opinion and spam the site with as many unfunny quotes and failtastic memes as they can possibly shoehorn. It's an effect not quite unlike [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|the cancer that is killing /b/]].

{{quote|I know it's just a bunch of 20-somethings having fun, picking on the easy targets for laughs, not truly an attempt at academic criticism, etc etc. Still, he's getting a little too used to confining himself to TGWTG where he can say or do anything and hordes of fans will jump in to spew blind praise before they even finish watching it, as well as pounce on anyone who criticizes him. Kind of ironic, really, that the "critics" on this site surround themselves with fans that stifle any criticism.|
Finally, somebody with a brain on this site!}}



[[Image:Tgwtg losers.png|thumb|right|Lubed up and ready to go.]]

After Doug Walker was kicked off [[YouTube]], a [[Danielspengies|bald, fat man]] by the name Mike Michaud immediately jumped on the chance to give Doug his own website so he could suck in [http://www.suntimes.com/business/spirrison/1653029,CST-FIN-spirr06.article 10,000 fucking dollars a month] from his loyal monkey. Mike also founded Channel Awesome so he could make even more money from the internet's many [[Chris-chan|man-children]], and ultimately decides which talentless hack can post reviews on his website. Most of these reviewer parasites follow the shtick of giving themselves Ad-Lib-style names like "That (Noun) with the (Noun)" or some variation of "Critic" in [[Plagiarism|honor]] of their sugar-daddy who lets them distribute their shitty videos on his egocentric website.

==Mike Michaud==
The consciousless, soulless, heartless, money grubbing piece of dogshit behind it all. Mike Michaud was a guy who worked in a warehouse before he saw Doug Walker online and came to the thought "Hey, I could be a [[Pimp|manager]] and get money out of him". Unfortunately, Mike Michaud is instead a [[bald]] dumbfuck whose appearance displays exactly what that implies. His only method of management is to sit on his ass and play Xbox all day, jerk the dick of whatever guy is earning his shit [[Blackface|minstrel troupe]] money, engage in the classic act of sexual discrimination to anyone of the opposite gender, and blame everything that goes wrong on the female half of his "[[Clusterfuck|entertainment group]]". He also actually believed his shittily managed project of Barfiesta would destroy Facebook, that doing any IRL connecting and [[Advertising|self promotion]] would just be a waste of time, valued any braindead untalented fuck just like him on their crack team of intrepid rifftrax spewers, and even conducts loophole-seeking [[Jew|contractual exploitation and conning people out of what he says he will pay]] (including stealing shows from under a creator's nose, supporting scam level [[e-begging]] campaigns if he ever goes into the red, and firing you if he decides to not play Halo and you're busy that day). As we can see, they are truly on the wings of victory over the winds of success (lol more like catching fire and getting torn up in a tornado of fail)! 

==Nostalgia Critic==
{{Main|Doug Walker}}

== The Nostalgia Chick Contest ==
{{Main|Nostalgia Chick}}

[[File:Nostalgia chick face weenies.gif|180px|right]]
Being the [[virgin|gentleman]] that he is, Nostalgia Critic held a competition allowing whichever female user could suck his dick dry to partake in reviewing shitty stuff with him under the moniker the Nostalgia Chick. Three contestants entered.

[[Nostalgia Chick|Lindsay Ellis]] is a smug, [[leftard|leftarded]], [[Apple|Mactarded]], [[vegetarian]], [[mudshark|nigger-loving]], [[Nazi|passively self denying Eurocentric]], [[feminist]], [[artfag|film student]] with a shit degree from San Diego that reviews movies and TV shows catering to [[loli|young girls]]. After swallowing every last drop of NC's cum with a smile on her face, the Dudette quickly found herself [[facial|crowned]] the Nostalgia Chick. Upon seeing a [[guro|very special work of art]] from a [[stalker|loyal fan]], she quickly pondered [[flounce|quitting the internet]], only to review [[Michael Bay|Armageddon]] in September. 

When Lindsay suspends her [[propaganda|feminist rhetoric]], she routinely [[white guilt|over addresses racial stereotypes]] even in the subtlest to nonexistent instances. Through such feats as dancing like a [[retard]] in public and dragging her [[fat]], ugly nerd friend [[Wop|Nella]] into all her videos, she actually manages to be less funny than Doug. She currently reviews [[Ear rape|pop culture music]] in an attempt to prove that women are useful for more than [[In the kitchen|making sandwiches]] and being beaten/raped ''('''SPOILER ALERT:''' They aren't)'', and further digs up her ass to pull out anything made out of smug compounded by the secretions of that implanted organ of a film major Bachelor's degree in order to prove her unsurprisingly shortsighted first-world-only view of the world and whatever shit stinking excuses of an attempt at criticism.

[[File:NostalgiaChick+FemFreq.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Nostalgia Chick's [[Feminist Frequency|BFF]].]]

Despite Lindsay's loudly espoused [[SJW|Current TV hipster politics]], every male [[fanboy]] on TGWTG never fails to praise even the worst video she [[queef]]ed out, including a half-assed review of ''The Last Unicorn''' where she literally went [[boring|hiking]] and "improvised" her analysis (read: [[lazy| she pulled the script right out of her ass]]). Although she won't date any of her fans (unless the individual is either a black person or a [[Indian|curry nigger]]), her fans collective sexual desperation stands as the only explanation for their mindless devotion, which extends to grossly overpaying for [[Plastic Crap|anything the bitch touches]]. For instance, when she was selling her [[shit|useless crap]] on eBay to help pay for her [[shit nobody cares about|Master's Thesis]], her $0.25 bow tie sold for [[over 9000|over $500 fucking dollars]]. Even [[GoddessMine]] couldn't pull a trick this good. Unfortunately, so long as their fans remain permavirgins devoid of any dignity, Lindsay Ellis will stand above criticism in their eyes. 

It has come to the attention of fans (who might not give a shit) that Lindsay had an [[abortion]]. Apparently, her mother was raped at one point in her life and had one, too (shame it wasn't her). [http://literature-and-water.blogspot.com/2010/12/a-word.html So she decided to make a film about her dead fetus.] Literally days after this premiered, Doug Walker thought it would be funny to do a ''It's a Wonderful Life'' parody. In this travesty of a one sketch, it involved Lindsay being successful and didn't have the abortion if Doug was never born. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT-gr97cq0M Thanks for keeping it classy, Doug.]

[http://namebrandlindsay.com/2015/01/10/farewell-channel-awesome-and-a-pre-emptive-faq/ In January 2015], Lindsay ended her association with Channel Awesome and retired the Nostalgia Chick character. Talk about a total ABORTION, AMIRITE?

{{clear}}

=== That Chick With The Goggles === 
[[File:Krissy Diggs MarzGurl.jpg|thumb|left|That Chick With The Goggles [[Vore]]]]

'''Krissy [[Dicks|Diggs]]''', a person of [[African]] descent who, true to the stereotype, was the most useless contributor, making a [[boring|plodding]] video once a year that was about [[fail|a minute long]]. Apparently her lack of contributions were due to a computer virus which [[pwned|compromised her security]] and, in the process, [[delete fucking everything|deleted fucking everything]]. Looks like someone should have taken [[Computer Science III]]. Her last appearance was a very small bit in Kickassia, but who can blame her for wanting out after that?

She eventually stopped contributing after TGWTG stopped paying Krissy with [[watermelon]] and [[Chicken|fried chicken]] for her videos, and was sick of being TGWTG fap material. The Goggles did nothing.

{{clear}}

Since all three were in the finals, and the fans were about to riot and kill everyone due to the possibility of their [[Masturbate|favorite fap material going away]], Doug gave The Dudette the title of Nostalgic Chick while the rest would be allowed to continue posting crappy videos to the site.

==Inked Reality== 

Inked Reality is Channel Awesome's latest foray into whoring out another site,  but after learning their lesson with Bar Fiesta and Blistered Thumbs, that their viewers are too Autistic to click on a site that isn't splattered with Doug's face,  decided to keep them on TGWTG.

Inked Reality is to its subject as Blistered Thumbs to vidya games,  a bunch of overweight perma-virgins bleeting on about shit noone cares about.   But this time them bitching about either comics, animu or [[reupload]]s of animations from newgrounds.

With the exception of their second poster boy, Linkara and Happy Harry,  Inked Reality is populated by contributors no one watches,  hence the rather sparse amount of names below...

== Blistered Thumbs ==
{{Spoilers|The site closed because nobody cared}}

[[Image:BT logo.jpg|185px|thumb|left|Blistered Thumbs]] 

Blistered Thumbs (previously named: [[Irony|Bored Shitless]]) was created when TGWTG decided they weren't ripping off [[AVGN]] enough. So realizing that the [[Internets]] really didn't give a shit about a review site unless the subject matter was video games, they desperately whored up a bunch of random [[video game reviewers]] from all over the Internet, the majority being ScrewAttack (an actually funny site when compared to Blistered Thumbs) rejects.

Since Doug has received far too many [[butthurt|complaints]] from his cock worshippers, the admins have finally decided to give this pile of shit its own site. Ironically, however, more and more people are visiting TGWTG in order to watch this shit (probably because nobody cares about movies, just video games).  So one can now notice Nostalgia Critic updates being rammed up the ass of visitors to the site because nobody gives a shit about Channel Awesome's precious leading manchild anymore. [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/specials/28376-blistered-thumbs-recruitment-apply-now  Angry Joe posted a video] begging kids to copy/paste existing articles from better websites and rewrite them. They're not compensated for their work and they won't get any real credit for college or the actual journalistic field, but hey!, at least you could get know the staff from Channel Awesome and participate on their podcasts and crossover movies (a.k.a Shitassia 2: [[Electric_Boogaloo|Electric Boogaloo]]). 

As Blistered Thumbs own site has been launched it appear that nothing has change from the typical bullshit content we've seen time and time again. In response to this a [http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/forum/open-discussion/where-is-the-honest-gaming-journalism-on-this-site/ thread] was created on their forums [[Constructive_Criticism | asking for answers.]] In place of that we get mouth breathing tards who suckle the teats of their fellow creators. Even some of their staff gets involved in this mess. The OP tears open every asshole of fellow staff members in their home territory and much lulz ensues.

The site ultimately closed since it became clear that [[OhInternet|nobody gave a shit about it]].

Oh, and how they all got fired?

'''They were all given texts by Mike Michaud telling them to clean out their desks.''' PROFESSIONAL!!

==Members==
{{Nobodies}}
<center>
{| class="wikitable sortable"
! Name 
! Still on TGWTG? 
! Network
! Notes
|- 
| [[Image:MarzGurl.jpg|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">[[MarzGurl]]</div></small>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:red;>YouTube</div>
| '''Kaylyn ''[[Dicks]]''ion Saucedo''', is TGWTG's obligatory [[weeaboo]] [[dyke]] crowdfunding her life in some shack in [[California]], once spent the majority of her time blithering about her latest convention attendance and ranting about [[shit nobody cares about|why cartoons/animation suck these days besides anime]], but now just endlessly prattles on about her boyfriend [[Vic Mignogna]] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo1firUhNIw hypocritically making jokes about rape].
|- 
| [[File:Pirate jesuotaku by eframtrabbit.jpg|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">[[Jesuotaku]]</div></small>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:pink;>[[Anime News Network]]</div>
| Jesuotaku, or "Jacob" Hope Chapman is an ugly girl to man tranny and post E-famous whore now going Hollywood level infamous. Long time a Reject Weeaboo, Jesu has long gone under the radar due to being a That Guy with The Glasses hack contributor of poorly acted half assed reviewing and criterion analysis of the Japanese animation medium of Anime. She's currently trying to get back into YouTube reviewing again and is starting another kickstarter that she won't honor.
|- 
| [[File:Lupa.png|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">[[Obscurus Lupa]]</div></small>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:red;>YouTube</div>
| Obscurus Lupa is another unfunny addition to the cesspool that is TGWTG. When TGWTG realized that the site was a complete cockfest, they foolishly decided that the proper remedy was to get more women reviewers ([[Tranny|IRON LIZ DOES NOT COUNT]]). Her main claim to fame was, aside from aging faster than warm milk, starting the #ChangeTheChannel hashtag with MarzGurl and Holly "Two-Tons" Brown.
|- 
| [[File:Linkaragreenranger.jpg|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">[[Linkara]]</div></small>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| Lewis Lovhaug is a pro-feminist, neo-con closeted bisexual sick fuck who currently spends his time reviewing comic books on Channel Awesome, where he pretends he was never a bad webcomic writer with Sonichu-level art skills and a retired man-slut who hung out on adult websites in search of cock.
|- 
| [[File:Rsz btsage 4746.jpg|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">Bennett the Sage</div></small>'''
| ✖
| | <div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| A fat, shit stupid clone of [[RedLetterMedia#Mr. Plinkett Reviews|Mr. Plinkett]] as if he was the guy's own basement dwelling son, and makes even pork pie hats look like fedoras. Don't be fooled by what he reviews; this guy is so oldfag of an anime fan that he just up and dropped watching anime in 2000 and jerks himself off to his own self satisfaction whenever "classics" come on. Hell, his "reviews" need fifty thousand quotations because many of them are the parrot and switch tactic of ripping off what the fuck Doug does most of the time, only with anime. All this fat fuck is is just a whiny, smarmy laughable dysphoric diseased dick who plays nothing but video games and make fun of things or Spoony Rage at that which don't meet his criteria of "being anime enough" over a form of animation that isn't even meant to appease his smarmy unfunny shit head, or is more laudable and manlier than him. Even other hardcore otaku think this guy is a tryhard wannabe faggot who skims over anything he reviews and does it for a quick buck. Once was a "rival" to Hope Chapman because of their anime tastes; unsurprisingly, showed us why anime fags like him can't get laid, even with the opposite gender in the fandom. Unsurprisingly was a "reviewer" on Blistered Thumbs before it choked on a dick. 
|- 
| [[File:Angry_Joe_Liar.jpg|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">[[Angry Joe]]</div></small>'''
| ✖
|<div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| Joe Vargas (aka Angry Joe, AKA Hungry Joe from his recent huge weight gain) is one among the festering shitpiles of video game reviewers on That Guy With The Glasses He is of Puerto-Rican heritage, so that makes him half-beaner. The batshit insane Joe produces a multitude of videos such as Let's Plays, movie reviews, angry rants, first impressions and the most popular, his Angry Reviews.
|- 
| [[File:ToddInTheShadows Real Face.jpg|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">[[Todd in the Shadows]]</div></small>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| [[Powerword|Kenneth Munson]] is a hideous creature from the swamps who needs to wear a mask in order to hide his ugly mug. Tries to come off with a Phantom of the Opera persona. Doesn't work. He is also a staunch anti [[#GamerGater]], and it doesn't take much to trigger him. Literally just Tweet to him "I support GamerGate" and he'll fly off the wall (block you).
|- 
| [[File:Mikej.jpg|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">MikeJTV</div></small>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| An [[unfunny]] retard who's gimmick is [[9gag]] tier English jokes like drinking tea and saying [[U WOT M8|m8]]. Reviews sequels because it's easy to tear into films that everyone knows are crap by just reading the title. Now became popular after leaving TGWTG for eating weird shit for weeks at a time.
|- 
| '''<small><div style="text-align:center;">Mike Ellis</div></small>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:white;>Who cares?</div>
| TGWTG co-founder only noteworthy for being a massive pervert who sexually harassed multiple people despite being married, and got so pissed at one person for rejecting his advances that Michaud got some people to act as bodyguards for her so he wouldn't [[rape|try anything]].
|-
| [[File:Film Brain - Shit Eating Grin.jpg|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">Filmbrain</div></small>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| A balding autist and with a speech impediment that forces him to extend the last vowel of every sentenceeeee. No one knows if he does this deliberately or if he was born with such an ear-raping voice. Either way he should do everyone's ears a favour and put his tongue in a blender and go live in the woods.  
|- 
| [[File:Rapcritic.jpg|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">Rapcritic</div></small>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:white;>Who cares?</div>
| Token nigger. Reviews rap music, because that is what niggers like.
|- 
| [[File:Brad Jones Fell Of A Porch.jpg|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">Brad Jones</div></small>'''
| <div style=background-:green;>✔</div>
| <div style=background-color:green;>Channel Awesome</div><div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| pretty cool guy reviews porn and makes movies on bread crumbs but soft spoken because he constantly is being pleasured in the ass due to work employer relations.  

<i>Still at TGWTG as he's best buddies with Nostalgia Critic.</i>
|- 
| [[File:Guru larry.jpg|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">Guru Larry</div></small>'''
| <div style=background-:green;>✔</div>
| <div style=background-color:green;>Channel Awesome</div><div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| Like Brad, another cool guy & Former television host. Reviews games that nobody cares about, as they were only released in England. Hates [[DarksydePhil]], but then again, who doesn't? {{Wpcl|Guru Larry}} 

<i>Still at TGWTG because he thinks it's funny.</i>
|- 
| [[File:TGWTG - Needs More Gay.jpg|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">Needs More Gay</div></small>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:white;>Who cares?</div>
| No, that is really the name [[powerword|Jamie Maurer]] went with. Being a complete faggot he actually believes that movies should have more gay instead of less.
|- 
| [[File:Jewlewding.jpg|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">Some Jerk with a Camera</div></small>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| [[powerword|Tony Goldmark]]{{jew}} (also known as: '''Some Jerk with a Camera''') reviews theme parks in either [[Disney]] or [[Universal]]. Tries to be either a cross between [[Weird Al]], Dr. Demento, and [[The Simpsons]]; but even then... we could include some more politically incorrect [[4chan]] jokes; but nope, he's a [[feminist]], and he wants none of that.  Once got kicked out of Lego Land for looking like a pedo (srsly)
|- 
| '''<small><div style="text-align:center;">Rocked Reviews</div></small>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:white;>Who cares?</div>
| '''Rocked Reviews''' ([[powerword|Luke Spencer]]) is a type of rock reviewer that's worse than either [[Todd in the Shadows]] or Rap Critic would ever do... making his content painfully [[unfunny]] and boring at the same time. Unlike Todd, his only saving grace is he hasn't gone full SJW for some Nostalgia Chick poon.
|-
| [[File:TGWTG Foldable Human.jpg|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">Foldable Human</div></small>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| '''Dan Olson''' is a pedophile, who tried to frame 8chan for pedophilia by downloading tons of CP onto his computer only to reupload it to his own website, for educational purposes. He still has the originals just in case. Recently this CP-peddler had a bit of a spat with [[GamerGate|TFYC]] where he said they were [[Ironic|thin-skinned]] and asked them {{archive|1dpyd|to delete their account}}.
|- 
| [[File:Tjrobot.jpg|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">[[TheAmazingAtheist|Trailer Failure]]</div></small>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| Finally, in the middle of September 2011, '''The Amazing Atheist''' had parted company with TGWTG. Leaving in a hissy-fit and bitching he left because TGWTG kept placing his videos at the bottom of their schedules and that they "only looked after their own". Soon after his depature, [[TheAmazingAtheist#BananaGate 2011|he went banana]].
|- 
| [[File:XmasNerd.jpg|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]</div></small>'''
| ✔**
| <div style=background-color:darkred;>Cinemassacre</div><div style=background-color:Red;>YouTube</div>
| '''James Rolfe''' is the man that Doug Walker owes his entire existence to for ripping off his Angry Reviewing style. From a stupid crossover rivalry fight scene to a 30 second cameo in the biggest internet travesty possible, James has really shown how far off the deep end he's gone for self whoring. Still, James one day hopes to make a movie that is similar to Kickassia. On another note, you have to wonder how awkward it is when Guru Larry and The Game Heroes run into him whenever the folks at TGWTG invite James to a get together.
|- 
| [[File:Spoony_Rage.jpg|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">[[The Spoony Experiment]]</div></small>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:white;>Missing, Presumed Dead.</div>
| '''Spoony''' was fired from TGWTG when his videos got too edgy for them to handle.
|- 
| [[File:Holly_Christine_Brown.jpg|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">Holly Christine Brown</div></small>'''
| ✖
| Tweeting and eBegging.
| '''Holly Christine Brown''' (aka [[Gook]]ygox) is a crazy fat lady. She claims to be a victim of TGWTG even though she was an high-powered administrator in HR. Among the things she did was fire Spoony after conspiring with Obscurus Lupa and Scarlet, and covered up the rapes of JewWario. Eventually fired for incompetence. She gets by begging on the internet and most recently she crowdfunded to literally wipe her ass for her.[https://twitter.com/_HollyChristine/status/1154080050821681153]
|- 
| [[File:Jewfag rider kick.jpg|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">[[JewWario]]</div></small>'''
| †
| <div style=background-color:white;>Dead</div>
| [[Weeb]] that provided guides for playing old, untranslated Japanese games. Committed suicide in 2014. Was revealed to have been [[pedophile|sexually grooming underage fans]] and contributors in a botched attempt at damage control on Mike Michaud's part in 2018.
|- 
| [[File:FAILousTGWTG.jpg|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">Phelous</div></small>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:blue;>Phelous.com</div><div style=background-color:Red;>Youtube</div>
| For their shittastic Third year aniversary ''To Boldly Flee'', Doung and Rob and co deliberately ASKED him to make shitty Babylon 5 style CGI and special effects "in parody". However, when audience backlash got severe and when Doung's penis shrived back into his crotch, they intentionally pressured and put all of the blame onto Phelous. Joke's on them; one of the many who have talent left you the shit you asked for. ''The Customer is never wrong, right?''
|- 
| [[File:Lordkat.jpg|110px]]<br />'''<small><div style="text-align:center;">Lordkat</div></small>'''
| ✖
| <div style=background-color:white;>Who cares?</div>
| Jason Pullara, or his moniker Lordkat "Lardass" is one the biggest faggots to ever be on TGWTG. He is a near 40 something [[Edgy|edgelord]] guido of a cynical pedant fro Staten Island who lived in his parent's basement all his life, and saw the opportunity to Jew out even more, and was offered a better deal than TGWTG, which he [[Fail|turned down]]. Which explains why he currently works as a Encoding Engineer at Talkpoint, and not as a web content creator. His only contributions to the internet were telling Spoony to fuck off and kill himself for great justice and failing to start up TGWTG's Porn section by having sex live on streaming internet. Lately is hosting TL;DW videos bawwing about TGWTG and potentially explosive drama for having been on the roster of cum dribbling dick sucking for cents at a time and revealing up bit by bit of how big Doug's, Rob's, and Mike's cocks are. Currently proudly boasting about his molehill of a shit YouTube channel and lurking around KiwiFarms to cover his ass through dicksucking while forever failing at business and failing to garner any charisma to a real audience. Lesson learned: Don't lurk around your parent's basement forever, you'll get as entitled as this.
|}
</center>
<nowiki>*Official status with CA currently unknown</nowiki>

<nowiki>**Never actually made videos for CA</nowiki>

==Their shit movies==
:[[File:ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Babies.png|left|285px]]
{{Main|That Guy With The Glasses/movies}}<br />
<hr>

==TABLOID SHITFEST AHOY!!!!==

===In 2015 AD, Lordkat reveals the truth===
When he isn't being the opposite of Chris Farley (ie. an unentertaining self pitying self righteous myopia diseased obese nerd who acts like a dick to make up for the fact that he is a fucking backlogged asshole joke of a human being), Lordkat is also a most valuable source of information regarding what and what have the Walkers and Michaud have been doing behind the scenes of That Guy With The Glasses. 

Sometime in 2013, Lordkat was kicked out faster than anyone on TGWTG.com. This was because IRL at Magfest 2013, the group did a live stream session but forgot to turn off the camera. A few minutes later, Lordkat and a woman soon came into the room and began to have sex. Say what you will (and believe us, we've said a lot), but at least Lardass here got pussy and the entire world got to witness it, unlike.... well, everyone else above.

Aside from that eye blinding affair, Lordkat was kicked out with less of a goodbye and more of a fuck off, compared to Spoony, who gave away his position as a woman raping serial killer along being a total hardkore gamer faggot, but was serenaded with dick lapping affection by both his fans and the Walkers and Michaud for how much money they brought them. We know what you do Noah. Quit hiding it. 

Two years after having totally hid away from the internets and having lost his fanbase for "sexual assault", Lordkat then popped back out from the black hole he created by his weight and proceeded to go back live on camera. Thankfully, this is where he provided nonstop eyewitness evidence and backtalk on what TGWTG truly does off camera.

Be forewarned, all of this is TL;DR, but for what it is, Lardass lays it damn thick on all of these fucktard thinskinned twofaced double standards hypocrite faggotasses. Have fun.

{{center|
{{frame|{{fv|Lardasslaysiton|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|{{center|<youtube>bkEhtD10pX0</youtube>}}
|{{center|<youtube>twtLe276mls</youtube>}}
}}|border=white|background=white}}
}}

Oh, and enjoy Wednesday the 13th gift. We found out how Lardass's lonely concave penis is going to die one day. 

{{center|
{{frame|{{fv|Howlardassdies|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|{{center|<youtube>PNInI3XsRNQ</youtube>}}
}}|border=white|background=white}}
}}

===More Evidence===

http://imgur.com/a/K8Xe4

As of 2015, Mike Micheaud gives off a very professional case of CEO management and inner company synergy bonding. This all includes:

*Firing ObsurusLupa when she didn't respond for 15 minutes, when in fact he was never ever available in the years prior to talk due to him playing X Box One all day!
*Refusing to post up videos and firing people off hand at his own whim and without any warning!
*Lacking integrity and lacking the proper discipline and dedication to making a great internet show site!
*That Doug, Rob, and Mike are sexist pussy wrecking assholes, and that Lupa was confronted by Mike who proceeded to insult her for over an HOUR!
*That Doug, Rob, and Mike literally did suck the cock of Spoony when he was big and gave him better treatment to him due to how he brought in more ad rev than anyone else with talent and less exposure!
*Revealing that the Indie Go Go Campaign of 2013 was all a MASSIVE scam and that NONE of the things proposed were to EVER manifest because they were severely fucked in the RED!!

And so, the biggest award for worst managed entertainment group is.... '''THAT GUY WITH THE GLASSES!!!!!'''

==Welcome to the Real World Channel Assfuck==
{{center|
{{frame|{{fv|Tgwtgrealworld|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|{{center|<youtube>bC3NIdiZF_E</youtube>}}
|{{center|<youtube>xFlgx2LTdeY</youtube>}}
|{{center|<youtube>zVqFAMOtwaI</youtube>}}
}}|border=white|background=white}}
}}

BAWWW.

Apparently they are rallying a campaign to fight the powers of the "nasty icky no good Google and Youtube" and stick up for the little man. 

First, watch some of their content.

Next, digest and come back to this video to see if he is telling the truth.

The answer is no he is not telling the truth.

Long story short, That Guy With The Glasses got knocked back to Google after being king of Blip, and reality slowly set back in that, well, his content fucking sucks. 

What happens when they get their shit taken down? 

Well, whine like a bitch!

{{center|
{{frame|{{fv|Tgwtgwhine|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|{{center|<youtube>7d8n3DbAcZc</youtube>}}
|{{center|'''For this vid, go to 56:52 and watch the sparks fly.'''}}
{{center|<youtube>RSZWHQyGQPs</youtube>}}
}}|border=white|background=white}}
}}

==Gallery==
{{cg|TGWTG people|TGWTG_people|center|<gallery>
File:Sean Fausz.jpg|Spoony's former [[wrestling]] buddy, [[fatass|HopeWithinChaos]].
File:Sean002.png|Fausz, realizing that there's more e-begging to be done.
File:Pushinguproses.jpg
File:Lupa.png
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:8bitmickeyfanart.jpg
File:Toddintheshadows.jpg
File:WelshyTGWTG.jpg
File:Sean fauz thumb.jpg|HopeWithinChaos, resembling a human thumb.
File:Ashens.jpg|Ashens, missing his couch.
File:Bennetthesage.jpg
File:Cinemasnob.jpg
File:Drsmithnc.jpg
File:Gameheroes.jpg
File:Melvinbrotherofjoker.jpg
File:Thatguykickassia.png
File:Sean Fausz begging.png|Sean doing what he does best.
File:ThatDudeSuede.JPG
File:Tgwtg crew.jpg
File:Lordkatrant.png
File:ZeitgeistGameReview.jpg
File:Benzaie.jpg
File:Angry Joe.jpg
File:Coldguy.jpg
File:Jewwario.jpg

File:Lilkuriboh.jpg
File:Heisanevilgenius.jpg
File:Goggles chick.jpg
File:Film brain.jpg
File:Marzgurl.png
File:Nostalgia Chick.jpg
File:Spoony one.jpg
File:TGWTG Forums Fans.jpg
File:Tgwtg main page.png
File:DatNiggaWidDaGoggles.jpg
File:ThatDude.JPG
File:Jewigi.jpg
File:Roocotgw.jpg
File:Coldguytgwtg.jpg
File:Pawtgwtg.jpg
Image:Avgn angryjoe spoonyone.jpg|The Angry Video Game Nerd pictured with Tim Buckley and the cleaning lady's son.
File:Chad Rocco.jpg
File:Iron Liz.jpg
</gallery>
}}

==[[Rule 34]] Gallery==
{{cg|Rule 34 Gallery|tgwtgrule34|center|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:368866 - Benjamin Daniel Benzaie Channel Awesome Noah Antwiler That Guy With The Glasses The Spoony Experiment The Spoony One.jpg|Benzaie/Spoonyone
Image:Channel Awesome Dr Insano Noah Antwiler That Guy With The Glasses The Spoony Experiment The Spoony One.jpg|Spoonyone
Image:Benjamin Daniel Benzaie Channel Awesome That Guy With The Glasses.jpg|Benzaie
Image:368862 - Atop the Fourth Wall Channel Awesome Lewis Lovhaug Linkara Noah Antwiler That Guy With The Glasses The Spoony Experiment The Spoony One.jpg|Linkara/Spoonyone
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:368860 - Atop the Fourth Wall Channel Awesome Douglas Walker Lewis Lovhaug Linkara Noah Antwiler Nostalgia Critic That Guy With The Glasses The Spoony Experiment The Spoony One.jpg|Linkara/Spoony/NC
Image:368853 - Atop the Fourth Wall Channel Awesome Dr Insano Lewis Lovhaug Linkara Noah Antwiler That Guy With The Glasses The Spoony Experiment The Spoony One.jpg|Linkara/Spoonyone
Image:368852 - Atop the Fourth Wall Channel Awesome Dr Insano Lewis Lovhaug Linkara Noah Antwiler That Guy With The Glasses The Spoony Experiment The Spoony One.jpg|Linkara/Spoonyone
Image:328790 - Channel Awesome Douglas Walker Dudette Lindsay Ellis Nostalgia Chick Nostalgia Critic That Guy With The Glasses cumwild.jpg|Critic/Chick
File:Nostalgia Chick by Soemele.jpg
</gallery>
}}

= See Also =
* [[Doug Walker]]
* [[AVGN|Angry Video Game Nerd]] - <s>Future acquisition for TGWTG after James realizes that ScrewAttack, being money grabbing cunts, have milked him for all his e-fame is worth.</s> <s>Probably the other way around these days</s> Coffin's already sealed and on the cremation conveyor belt. Who TGWTG will be begging for to help get them out of the hole of Satan's ass. 
* [[Asalieri]] - Writes the negative things about them here, still to this day.
*[[DodgerofZion]] - Fat, Autistic TGWTG Forum moderator and fangirl.
* [[Irate Gamer]] - Although Blistered Thumbs had made some sort of joke video saying that they were going to add him very long ago, the funny part is that even Bores is too good for a site like that.
* [[Luke Mochrie]]
* [[MST3K|Mystery Science Theater 3000]] - Another program featuring reviews of poorly constructed films, only actually funny.
* [[ScrewAttack]] - Arch nemesis of TGWTG and the <s>animal testing lab of contributors Mike Michaud liberates.</s> entertainment group that the shithead trimuvate utterly faceplant nosedived into Diaper Mountain failing to outpace.
* [[The Rapping Dog]] - See it for yourself.
* [[Video Game Reviewers]] - Potential future Blistered Thumbs fodder.
* [[Zac Bertschy]] - A lulzworthy case of weeaboo oldfaggotry and Gamergate levels of information tampering through animu news. Relevant because he's married to 
*[[Jesuotaku]] - Yeah. This weeb. Had an affair years in the making by using member Nash Bozard as her ex boyfriend, and is in with Zac in his escapades.
*[[Linkara]] - Hmmmmmmmmm?
*[[SaturnDOS]] - Devious [[Trolls|troll]] that has attacked Channel Awesome in the name of [[Clay Claymore]].
*[[And nothing of value was lost]]

= External Links =
* [http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com TGWTG mainsite]
* [http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/forums/ TGWTG forum]
* <s>[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=7822 The Fans BAW about ED]</s> 404'd
* [http://www.nostalgiacriticfan.on.nimp.org/ CLICK HERE IF YOU'RE A NOSTALGIA CRITIC FAN]
* [http://obscuruslupa.tumblr.com/post/108008749157/bye-ca Exodus]
* [https://imgur.com/a/xp8qy#0 Slideshows are Fun]
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8zM6MComJ2teb52vO4wc_KVajygCNBTH] [[Mister_Metokur|Mister Metokur's]] Video Series
* [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WZFkR__B3Mk9EYQglvislMUx9HWvWhOaBP820UBa4dA TL;DR Google doc with everyone detailing how bad CA treated them.] Too bad LordKat called it years ago

[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Sites]]
{{YoutubeSeries}}
{{TGWTG}}
{{Social Justice}}
{{Dying Alone}}
{{:Zoe Quinn/nav}}