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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Nicholas Prosper'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|December 18, 2005 ({{age|2005|12|18}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[United Kingdom|Half Breed Britfag]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUK.png]] [[File:MiniflagArgentina.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck no}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Nope, v&}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Lolicon]] [[Randy Stair|waifuism]]<br>[[Trey Eric Sesler|Sh00ting sk00l desire]]}}
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Is it really possible to reach for the [[High Score]] and cause megalulz in a [[United Kingdom|country]] with strict [[gun control]]? Our [[An hero|hero]] of the day, '''Nicholas Prosper'''{{Girllover}}, is here to answer with a resounding '''ALMOST'''! On September 13, [[2024]], Nick, geared up with an illegally-purchased shotgun, shot his family dead with point-blank gunshots to the face, [[Randy Stair|racking three kills in the name of protecting his waifu]], [[Loli|Clementine]], from [[The Walking Dead]], before [[Trey Eric Sesler|going to his old school to try and shoot it up]], before sadly being stopped by the [[Pigs]], who managed to stop any further lulz from taking place. Sad!

== Online Trail ==

Nick (known online as nnicholasp64, pironick1, and handmade64) was fairly active all over the webz, having a nack for posting gore and defending pedophilia. After getting suspended off Reddit for posting gore, he moved to [[WatchPeopleDie]] under the username exquisite-tastes. He would usually brush off women's death, [[Psychopath|taking glee]] in watching random femoids commit [[suicide]]. After getting into dozens and dozens of debates over pedophilia, which Nicholas was a proud defender of, he got fucking banned off the site entirely, though the [[mods]] did offer to [[Lul|unban him if he provided them with a video of his death]]. See the lulz {{WPD|@exquisite-tastes|here}} and {{WPD|@NicholasProsper|here}} (yes, [[Retard|he used his real name for WPD for whatever reason]]).

[[File:NickProsperYouTube.png|thumb|I'm sure you can guess what the "ped" stands for.]]

On YouTube, he also talked about being against [[Rapefugees|mass migration]], despite being [[Irony|the son of an Argentine migrant]], hence his muttoid looks, along with getting into even MORE pro-pedophilia debates. He was also quite a talented artist on [[Instagram]], making fanarts of fellow High Scorers and random anime/videogame characters, shown below.

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File:1726459446239228.jpg|[[Aiden Hale]]
File:17264594476268826.jpg|[[Adam Lanza]]
File:17264594740386329.jpg|[[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Misato Katsuragi]]
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== Zero Day ==

[[File:NicholasProsperYouTubeButthurt.png|thumb|Reaction of the namedropped YouTuber]]
On September 12, the day before Nick would try and reach for the [[High Score]], he uploaded a video and [https://pomf2.lain.la/f/juisifem.pdf document] to Mega.nz where he declared himself to be a "[[Schizophrenia|follower]]" of [[Loli|Clementine]] from [[The Walking Dead]], and expressed his unbridled rage against his sister and some random YouTuber for choosing to traumatize his precious waifu by killing someone in front of them in-game. Keep in mind, he responded to this by proceeding to kill people ''[[IRL|in real life]]''. Fucking poetic. 

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[[File:Prosperror.jpg|thumb|A common error if you play TWD game on a computer]]

=== Loadout ===

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*'''Primary''': 12-gauge Nikko double-barreled shotgun
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*Illegally bought (gun control my fuckin' ass LOL). '''65~155 Damage.'''
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*'''Secondary''': Buncha kitchen knives
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*Used to finish off the wounded. '''20~35 Damage.'''
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*'''Perk''': Pedophile
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*'''Increased damage against children from pure childfucker rage.'''
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*'''Spell''': Fictional Character Love
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*'''An hero probability increases <br> Intelligence stat decreases a half <br> A triple if they have tranny or gay ideas.'''
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=== Results ===
[[File:Nicholas Prosper mugshot.png|thumb||Game over.]]
[[File:Clementine_walking_dead.png|thumb||You have failed Clementine!]]

After illegally purchasing a shotgun (LOLWUT [[Gun control|GUN CONTROL]]), he shot his family dead during the early morning hours of September 13. Gearing up with his trusty gun, along with a [[knife Control|knife]], he embarked on his noble journey towards his old primary school to [[Thomas Hamilton|shoot it up in the name of kidfucking]]. Sadly, neighbors heard the gunshots and called the police, leading to his arrest. He decided to give himself in to the pigs before causing any more lulz.

=== Frags pwned ===

*'''Juliana Prosper''', age 48, his [[Argentina|Argie]] mommy [[File:Pedo_bear_too_old.png]]
*'''Giselle Prosper''', age 13, his sister [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]
*'''Kyle Prosper''', age 16, his brother [[File:Pedobear_mourning_small.png]]

If only he had traveled a bit faster to his old school, this list could have easily had a dozen more names and thirty times the butthurt. Le sigh...

== Graded Score ==
{{GradedScore|3|Goddammit man|20|No survivors left over|10|Had the balls to get a shotgun illegally, sadly pussied out as soon as the Britfag cops pointed their tasers at him|4|Sigh... [[Sandy Hook|what could've been]]...|0|Go suck a dick|37|D|Lost potential, really.}}

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== Aftermath ==

Nicholas is currently locked up and awaiting trial (set to start on March 3). <s>Hope y'all [[EDiot]]s remember to update the page with whatever lulz come out of it, along with the eventual verdict and sentence.</s> Never mind, he [[pussy|pleaded guilty]] to avoid getting a whole life order. He was later sentenced to a minimum of 49 years in Azkaban.

== See also ==
* [[Adam Lanza]] - Fellow pedo who murdered his mommy and shot up his elementary school.
* [[Brandon Hole]] - Also went amok for his waifu.
* [[Gun control]] - Lol. Lmao, even.
* [[Randy Stair]] - Also killed 3 people for his waifu.
* [[Ricardo Lopez]] - Same deal, but miserably failed to do it for his IRL waifu.
* [[The Walking Dead]] - Origin of his waifu.
* [[Thomas Hamilton]] - Fellow Britfag, yet another pedophile who shot up a school full of little kids. An example of DOING IT RIGHT.
* [[Trey Eric Sesler]] - Also murdered 3 of his family members before failing to sh00t sk00l.

== External links ==
*{{Wikilink|Prosper_family_murders|TOW coverage}}
*<s>{{yt|@|handmade64}}</s> BALEETED!! {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/@handmade64|20240915170221|title=archived}}
*<s>{{instagram|handmade64_}}</s> also BALEETED!!! [https://archive.is/https://www.instagram.com/handmade64_* archived]
*{{WPD|h/social/post/431171/the-mind-of-nicholas-prosper|Collection of his pedo posts}} {{archive|HetS0}}


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