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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Matthew Livelsberger'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|[[Anders Breivik|July 22]], 1987}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|January 1, 2025 (aged 37)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 7}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO!}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Liberalism]]<br>[[Butthurt]]}}
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[[File:CybertruckFire.jpg|thumb|Boom goes the dynamite.]]

'''Matthew Alan Livelsberger'''{{jew}} was a [[Cuck|henpecked]] 37-year-old Master Sergeant in the [[Jewnited States]] [[Military|Army's Special Forces]] who, on January 1, [[2025]], decided to start out the [[current year]] with a bang by renting a [[Tesla]] Cybertruck, filling it with a fuckton of fireworks, gas tanks and camping fuel, parking it outside one of [[Donald Trump]]'s hotels in [[Las Vegas]] and then detonating it while he was still inside. Before the detonation completed, Matthew shot himself in the head with a handgun like a coward rather than die in a fiery blaze of glory like a true warrior. The resulting explosion afflicted seven people with non-serious injuries, forced the hotel to be evacuated, and blew Livelsperg into 72 pieces of cuck virgin that will inevitably be given out to the next [[Mujahideen Video|Mujahideen]] to orchestrate such a retarded attack.

Following the attack, the [[Jew]]-run [[liberal]] [[media]] quickly rushed to portray Liversberger as a [[Nazi|Trump supporter]] despite the fact that he was registered as a "''No Labels''" voter - a [[Democrat]]-run scam of a political party that was made with the sole intention of preventing Donald Trump's re-election and ascension to [[Berserk|the Godhand]]. Livelsberger's ex-wife, '''Sara Livelsberger''' (née '''Wilson'''), was also a well-documented [[Libtard|shitlib]], [[Pit bull|pitmommy]] and [[Bernie Sanders|Bernout]] who absolutely despised Donald Trump.

[[Some argue|In reality]], Livelsberger most likely carried out the attack on behalf of the domestic [[terrorist]] organization "''[[nu-male|White Dudes for Harris]]''" because he was severely [[butthurt]] that America didn't elect a [[mentally retarded]] [[Le 56% face|mixed-race]] [[Cunt|female]] as [[President]]. In an [[ironic]] twist, Livelsperg's decision to use a Cybertruck in the attack backfired spectacularly as the [[autist]]-developed [[Killdozer|sperg tank]] managed to contain the blast while suffering minimal damage. Had literally any other vehicle been used, the attack most likely would have had a far higher death toll.



== The Attack ==
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== The [[Conspiracy]] ==
Retards online immediately began connecting this "attack" to the [[New Orleans truck attack]] that happened earlier that day. Let's look at the facts:

*Both perpetrators weaponized their vehicles for terrorism on the same day mere hours apart from each other.
*Additionally both trucks were rented from Turo, a company that lets people [[pimp]] out their cars.
*Both these niggers were armyfags who served in [[Afghanistan|Talibanistan]], supposedly at the SAME military base.

Subsequent investigations by the ever so trustworthy [[FBI]] revealed that [[Coincidence|both perpetrators were unconnected from one another and acted alone]].


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|The evil knuckleheads picked the wrong vehicle for a terrorist attack. The Cybertruck actually contained the explosion and directed the blast upwards. Not even the glass doors of the lobby were broken.|[[Elon Musk]], glazing himself.
|Matt was a very skilled warrior, and he would be able to make — if it was him, and if he did this — he would’ve been able to make a more sophisticated explosive than using propane tanks and camping fuel. He was what you might call a ‘supersoldier.’ If you ever read about the things he was awarded, and the experience he had, some of it doesn’t make sense, when he had the skills and ability to make something more, let’s say, ‘efficient.’ His skills were enormous from what he had been taught in the military.|[https://web.archive.org/web/20250102185331/https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/cybertruck-explosion-suspect-matthew-livelsberger-vegas-b2672940.html Matthew's uncle, severely underestimating the stupidity of his nephew.]

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==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|0|Only killed himself, 7 injured.|0|Barely destroyed his own car bomb.|5|Butthurt over Trump.|10|Simultaneously overshadowed and limelighted by the New Orleans attack.|0|[[Epic Fail]].|15|F-|Couldn't stump Trump.}}
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== Who The Fuck Was This Dork? ==

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File:LivelspergGay.jpg|I'd fucking kill myself too if my wife made this her [[Facebook]] profile pic.
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== See Also ==
* [[2020 Nashville Bombing]] - Racked up one more injury than Matthew.
* [[Aco Martinović]] - Also went for the high score the same day.
* [[Exploding Van]]
* [[High Score]] - What he tried to do. Keyword: [[Fail|TRIED]].
* [[James T. Hodgkinson]] - Another [[Libtard|Kamallah Akbar]] who only managed to get himself killed.
* [[Las Vegas]]
* [[New Orleans truck attack]] - Another terrorist attack that happened the same day.
* [[Tesla]]

==External links==
*{{wikilink|2025_Las_Vegas_Cybertruck_explosion|TOW coverage}}
*{{archive|1EGKz|Some guy pretending to be him on Facebook}}


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