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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Tian Mingjian'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 20, 1964}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|[[Birthday|September 20]], 1994 (aged 30)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[China|Xue Hua Piao Piao]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagChina.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 28, injured 80}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, sniped}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[The Army of God|Pro-life terrorism]], [[Lulz|birthday celebration]]}}
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'''Tian Mingjian''' was a 30-year-old soldier from [[China|West Taiwan]]. He worked for the Chinese army for 10 years. He was supposedly [[Foreshadowing|an extremely gifted sharpshooter]]. How exactly did the glorious [[China|CCP]] reward Tian? The camp's birth control officer forced his wife to get an [[abortion]] because of the one child policy, even though the two wanted a boy. Tian's wife was 7 months pregnant at the time of finding out, and the abortion would end up [[raping]] her to death. Tian was very [[butthurt]] over this, mainly due to his wife being killed by the very army that employed him, so he plotted an attack that would cause lulz even after three decades.

== Loadout == 
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*'''Primary''': Norinco Type-81
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*Weird chink gun, imagine if the SKS and the AK fucked each other '''+25 Damage'''
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*'''Spell''': Azn
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*Intelligence stat increases a half more <br> Surrendering stats increases a third more <br> Aiming increases due to his math skillz
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==Attack==
Tian planned his birthday celebration a week in advance. He asked his superior for access to a rifle so he could show him [[mass shooting|something]]. The next day, he secretly grabbed the Type-81 [[assault rifle]] from the hiding spot. He then shot his coworkers, [[raping]] several of them and [[almost raped|almost raping several more]] before carjacking a Jeep and driving it to the city center. There, the driver crashed the vehicle, so Tian killed him and began firing on random civilians and pedestrians while making his way to the [[UN|embassy district]] which included an [[Iranian]] diplomat named '''[[sandnigger|Yousef Mohammadi Pishknari]]'''{{Muslim}} and his son, who were both killed in the attack. By then, [[over 9000]] [[Police]] were dispatched to the scene to attempt to get Tian [[V&]]. They surrounded Tian around Yabao road and engaged in a shootout, where Tian [[Dallas Police Shootings|killed some of da peegs]]. During the shootout, a [[retarded]] bus driver got [[Coward|scared]] and [[Doing it wrong|stopped the bus in the middle of the crossfire]], which resulted in even more noobs getting pwned. During the gunfight, tian was then forced to run into an alleyway where he was [[Fail|shot by a sniper]]. At the end, 28 people were killed, and over 80 people were hurt. He also [[epic win|had fired only 180 shots during the incident]].

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|'''28'''|Epic|5|What a letdown|20|Revenge on the CCP|20|Makes Xi the Pooh and other Ching Chong leaders afraid to this day|20|Terrorist attack for a birthday celebration, lol|93|A+|China's best high scorer}}

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==Aftermath==
To this day, the exact amount of casualties remains [[Idklol|unknown]]. of the around 80 who were injured, most were injured [[Almost raped|so severely that doctors assumed the death toll would rise to 40 or 50]]. In fact, the [[butthurt]] that the incident generated was so severe that the [[Communist|CCP]] shut down western media coverage and [[Bawwwww|banned coverage of the incident]]. The government gave medals to many officials who dealt with the {{strike|æpic birthday celebration}} shooting, and the evil murderer who killed this generous man while he was giving out [[Bullets|gifts]] to the attendees of his [[high score|party]]. Shame on you, China.

==Gallery==
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==See Also==
*[[Woo Bum-kon]] - [[South Korea|Squid Game nigger]], did much better than Tian.
*[[Mutsuo Toi]] - Tian almost beat this [[Jap]].
*[[Zhaodong Massacre]] - Next year's massacre.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Tian_Mingjian_incident|TOW coverage}}
*[https://murderpedia.org/male.M/m/mingjian-tian.htm '''Murderpedia''']

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