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[[File:Heymategotasmoke.jpg|thumb|Put DAT MONEY in mah hand NOW!]]
Native //neɪtɪv//
From [[France|French]] ''natif'', from [[Latin]] ''nativus'', from ''natus'', ‘birth’.
==Adjective==
[[File:You gonna get scalped.jpg|thumb|Or Else!]]
# Characteristic of or relating to people inhabiting a region from prehistoric times who receive {{Hover|money checks Cash american -- fundage and such|Early Cuyler, 2010}} for their ancestors having been [[pwnt]] by evil squatters.


==Noun==

# A person who is descended from people who squatted the land first, making it theirs by inheritance.
# A North American [[Injun]] or [[Aborigine|Aboriginal]] person.
# Sometimes used [[racism|pejoratively]] against indigenous peoples by the colonizers.
#: ''Some asshole '''natives''' must have kidnapped and[[raep]]'d our cattle. Thereby, justifying every fucked up thing we do, henceforth, in the name this great nation and righteous, upstanding folk..''

=='''Usage'''==

[[File:Hahayouranalcy.jpg|160px|left]]
The term '''"native"''' has different social and political connotations. In some cases, it refers to a brand of cigarettes offered by the first nations to kill off invaders with cancer and emphysema. In other cases it is a neutral, descriptive term, for someone with an accent that makes one want to gouge his or her ears out, like a "native" New Yorker or a native of [[India]]... or where-the-fuck ever. However, in the context of colonialism; especially [[Britfag]] colonialism; the term "colonial native" was a disparaging and patronizing word for [[Americunts]]. Brits knew that Americans were incapable of taking care of themselves and in need of [[The Royal Family]] to rule their lives. At present English speakers use it, or don't, because Americans don't know what it means nor do they give a shit. This connotation led to drama over the preference of the terms [[Native American]] or [[Injuns]], but is far better than being dubbed a worthless alcoholic or a lazy welfare recipient. In the movie, the Gangs of New York, "natives" are whites who want to keep the land pure and free of drunken, ginger [[Irish]]men and sheepfucking [[Welsh]]men. Much more can be learned from the other ED articles, found below.



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=='''Peoples Around the World'''==
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==='''Oceania'''===
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:'''Māori of [[New Zealand]]'''
[[image:Modern-maori.jpg|thumb| Typical Maori]]
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! At Least it Wasn't All for a Lousy T-Shirt
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|Maori /ˈmaʊəri/  are natives of the island of New Zealand who, according to wise historians at [[Urban Dictionary]], traded their land for weapons and methylated spirituous liquours to kill other Maori. After quenching their thirst for blood and their [[cannibal|hunger for human flesh]], they realized that they had been [[pwnt|ripped off]] by their white friends and took to killing whiteys. When they failed at this, they turned to thievery, at which they have become quite adept. 


In the modern era, they are peddlers of [[drugs]] and shoddy, hand-crafted souvenirs. They like get wasted and mug people, especially the elderly, for money and trendy clothing items. Maori are said to have a fondness for stolen shoes. The Maori are, also, members of a Maori-only political party whose sole responsibilities are to increase the burden upon the white invaders by  taxing them for increased welfare benefits and to seek the, eventual, ethnic purification of the island. Pastimes include binge drinking, using drugs, making raps, fighting, and stealing anything they can carry.
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:'''Abbos of [[Australia]]'''
[[image:homo-abbolis.jpg|200px|thumb| Abbo Specimen]]
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! 50,000 Years of Progress!
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|Expert archaeologists consider Aborigines /ˌæbəˈrɪdʒəniz/ to a possible ancestor to mankind, though Nazi scientists dispute this claim. Supposedly, they emigrated to Australia over 50,000 years ago and spent a considerable amount of that time finding different purposes for sticks and getting high off dodo oil. They are renowned for their ability to consume liters of petrochemical laced alcoholic beverages and survive, among other accomplishments like driving animals to extinction, and jacking cars using antennae or dipsticks. The didgeridoo is revered for its unique acoustic sound by hippies, who also sit around listening to other obnoxious instruments like the sitar, but most people can only stand for the few seconds that it reminds them of dinner at Outback. [[aborigines|Moar in Main Article]]
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==='''Central America'''===
:'''Mexicas, Mayans, and Aztecs'''
[[file:santa-anna-quitter.gif|200px|thumb|Santa Anna, A Guy Who knows When to Quit]]
[[file:Lemonpartyfap.JPG|200px|thumb|President of México]]
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! ¡Viva México!
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|When Christopher Columbus, Hernán Cortés, and other Spanish conquistadors, bless their souls, arrived in the new world at Mexico, the major players among the natives were the Aztecs, the Mayans, and the Mexicas. They were quickly overthrown and subjugated because they had feeble weapons, like blades made of carved jade stone or volcanic glass pounded into wood, and the Spanish wore sensible armor and carried weapons like steel swords and guns. Many of the conquistadors were [[jews|Marranos]] who wanted to find gold, under the guise of converting "Indians" to [[Christianity]], and were willing to do so at any cost to the native inhabitants. Most of their cultures were corrupted  beyond redemption and whatever gaps left by the conquistadors were filled by famine and disease. [[Rape]] of native women was common because shirtless native girls are hard to resist for grog-drunken sailors, but it led to the creation of the [[Mexican|Mestizos]], a mistake that would haunt white america for centuries to come.


At the time of arrival, their cultures centered around killing, sacrificing, and eating each other. Other activities included the consumption of strong hallucinogenic drugs, playing ball games to show off their machismo to [[wimmins]], growing corn, raiding tribes who were more successful than they were, and eating almost anything that moved. The diets included beans, corn, cacti, and beer made from spitting chewed corn into a fermenting vat. They dwelt in filthy caves,  where they carved trinkets out of rocks and flattened the heads of their infants via cradleboards. The Spanish saw that their way of life was completely retarded and destroyed as much of it as they possibly could. However, they [[fail]]ed to achieve anything meaningful because replacing shitty wooden weapons for guns and other severe pwnage-capable weapons only made the natives better at killing each other.


In their modern domains, like Mexico and Guatemala, caves were exchanged for shanty towns, built from debris found in garbage dumps, and chicha (chewed corn spit beer) was replaced with Corona (pisswater corn beer). However, they still eat disgusting things, like ant larvae (escamoles), consume vast amounts of drugs, and kill each other for almost any reason. [[Soccer]] replaced most other pastime sports and is a source for much trolling, IRL and online, when the team from the United States, a country where soccer and faeces are equally repulsive and unimportant, beats Mexico. The uncivilized descendants of the natives of Central America are major contributors to [[gang]] violence, retarded political movements, weird [[cults]],  and welfare fraud.
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[[file:MexicoConquersUSA.jpg|thumb|200px|right|SB-1070?]]
[[image:escamoles-ant-larvae.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Just pretend they're rice!]]
[[image:Bad father.jpg|thumb|200px|left|It's safer than the water.]]
[[image:Message-la-familia-michoacana.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Message from the Church of Michoacan]]
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{{videoframe|Mexicas|background-color: #white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>RKyRUbWhE70</youtube><center>'''Proud Indigenous Woman'''</center>
|<youtube>17HUIOyK7-A</youtube><center>'''Stolen Continent'''</center>
|<youtube>a_YW3bilXpU</youtube><center>'''Go Back to Europe'''</center>
|<youtube>Jov-R1FfoJs</youtube><center>'''No comment could make this worse than it is'''</center>
|<youtube>Kf0PH6wYOE0</youtube><center>'''Escamoles, Oaxacan Delight'''</center>
|<youtube>KqN3PdV7wLM</youtube><center>'''Another "traditional" Mezo-American Delicacy'''</center>
|<youtube>P3oL5QDWSMo</youtube><center>'''Eat Moar Bugs!'''</center>
|<youtube>Fcf8WUB33hg</youtube><center>'''Beer from Corn and Saliva'''</center>
|<youtube>6fBT72-hhTs</youtube><center>'''Saint Death'''</center>
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==='''Northern Europe'''===
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:'''Celts'''
[[image:Catherine-zeta-jones.jpg|120px|left|Native of Wales]]
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! Homeless Drunks
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|Celts  /kɛlts/ are natives of Northern Europe. The Celtic tribes are the forefathers of many European peoples. Among them are the [[Irish]], [[Scottish]], and [[Welsh]]. Celts, like all other indigenous people of the world, enjoyed killing each other and their neighboring tribes. Like all Caucasian people, they were fond of invading other lands when they got bored of life at home. Unlike others, however, they always failed at everything and do not control any piece of land they ever inhabited. What sets Celts further apart from other native peoples of Europe is their fondness for hard alcohol and sheepfucking, which is still prevalent in their culture. [[Celtic|See Main Article for Moar.]]
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:'''Teutons'''
[[File:German-schoolgirls.jpg|120px|left|Typical German]][[File:Viking.gif|120px|thumb|Typical Scandinavian]]
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! The Forefathers of Scheisse-Porn
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|Teutons are the forefathers of all Germanic people. Among them are the [[England|Anglo-Saxons]], Goths, [[Germans]], and Scandinavians. Teutonic people, like Nazis and Vikings, have an insatiable thirst for gore and unfathomably disgusting [[pornography]]. Some are obsessed with racial purity and find [[incest]] preferable to dating [[AZN]]s or [[black people]]. Most have no souls and that is why so many of them look like they were born in the village of the damned or, worse yet, bear the [[ginger]] curse. It is hard to say who is the most notorious, among them. Scandinavians liked to raid villages, kill most of the inhabitants, burn everything they didn't steal, and sail away ([[Vikings|See the Article on Vikings]]). The English (Anglo-Saxons) liked to do the same thing, except that they would never leave. Thus, giving rise to Americunts, Canadians, Ausfalians, and all the other [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT| English speaking motherfuckers.]] ([[England|See the article on England for better coverage]])
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==='''Nomads of Eurinasia'''===
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:'''Lapps'''
[[file:Reindeer-lapp-lust.gif|200px|thumb|left|Before]]
[[file:Dead-frozen-deer.gif|200px|thumb|After]]
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! Reindeer Fuckers
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|Sámi are natives of Norway who are <del>the most kind, proud, gentle and </del>primitive people whom nobody cares about. As if sheepfuckers were not extreme enough for the world, these people chase around reindeer because they are dependent upon them for sex, warmth, and fresh blood to drink. They are hideously disgusting [[furries]] who seldom bathe and sleep in piles of hay. People from Norway, Sweden, and NATO countries use them for target practice during bombing exercises. Finland is notorious for keeping Lapps uneducated and primitive so that tourists can take pictures of them struggling to make ends meet and purchase their crappy bone trinkets. Swedes like to dump shit in their water and pave over their land; thus, they have grown fond of drinking the blood of live animals and stranded tourists. [[Russia]] prohibits them from owning businesses or building facilities on their native land, so they are pretty much fucked out of any hope of living above poverty in Russia, as well. Lapps like to bitch and moan, like most native peoples, about how unfairly everyone treats them but they are first in line for monthly dole payments, which they spend on drugs and alcohol.
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:'''Gypsies'''
[[image:very-ugly-gypsie.gif|thumb|200px|left|baseline|Wanna buy a purse?]]
[[image:gypsie-mansion.gif|thumb|250px|right|baseline|Gypsie Mansion]]
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! The Original Trailor Trash
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|What new could be said about [[gypsies]]. The Romani are the most hated people of Europe. Through gypsies, pikeys, and the like, Europeans grew to hate foreigners from India, long before India began to troll the world with online scams, telemarketing, and IBM's call centers. The word conjures so many lulzy stereotypes, such as trailor trash, thieves, scammers, charlatans, knock-off merchants, witches, and nearly all other forms of human  filth. Gypsies are the [[IRL]] trolls of England, who subject its rightful citizens to endless and inhumane trickery. Smart people get the fuck away at first site of a knock-off purse stand, lest they be heckled into approaching the stand to be lulled into believing they are getting a good deal on a fake Gucci bag, only to find that their cash was switched out for counterfeits by sleight of hand. Gypsies believe it is immoral to let a sucker keep his money. Thus, the term "gypped".[[Gypsy|See Main Article.]]
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=='''Other uses that nobody cares about'''==
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* A band from France
* A type of rock music made on reservations
* A character in X-Men comics
* An album by OneRepublic
* In computing, software is native support when it is running on the [[operating system]] for which it was written and not running (if you can call it that) under WINE.
[[File:Custards-last-stand.gif|center| Hard Evidence]]
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=='''Video Footage'''==
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|<youtube>OXmLd4Id0CA</youtube><center>'''Caveman Casino.'''</center>
|<youtube>3s9z3IOpH1g</youtube><center>'''Natives Dancing.'''</center>
|<youtube>P7_X3gy3vwo</youtube><center>'''Aboriginals Hanging Out.'''</center>
|<youtube>ea1gGbtRfVQ</youtube><center>'''Rapping.'''</center>
|<youtube>Bxl7iz4fbO8</youtube><center>'''Using Knoives to Deal with Invasive Peoples.'''</center>
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==See also==
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*[[Injun]]
*[[Aboriginal]]
*[[African]]
*[[Welfare]]
*[[Alcohol]]
*[[Mexico]]
*[[Germany]]
*[[Celtic]]
*[[Gypsie]]

===External Links===
[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=maori| Urban Dictionary knows all about Maori]

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