View source for Daniel Perry

{{Aspergers}}
{{Pedo}}
[[file:furry TF2 Knives0011.jpg|thumb|Dan the Man going beastmode on Antifa.]]
In the early mists of the [[Summer of Love|Oxygen Riots]], a legendary good-old-fashioned Western quick draw would occur between '''Daniel Scott Perry'''{{Zoophile}} and '''Garrett Foster'''{{Communist}} in [[Austin]], [[Texas]]. Daniel Perry was a [[poor|economically struggling]] ex-[[military]] archetype who had to work as an Uber driver while black people get free [[welfare|tug boat money]] by the government just for being [[niggers]], and furthermore, was a confirmed [[furfag]] (having created an [[FA]] account under the name '''Knives0011''' 10 years prior to the shooting), thus dismissing the war vet homelessness myth as he likely spent all of his money on overpriced [[furry art]] commissions, while Garrett Foster was an [[Antifa]] super soldier with an extreme [[amputee]] [[fetish]] who was previously a not-so super soldier in the U.S. air force. Although they both had military experience, Daniel would come out as the victor having had the upper edge in this duel due to hours of experience honing his sharpshooter skills in [[TF2]], [[WoW]], [[Half Life]], [[Wolfenstein]] and various other [[FPS]] games. This altercation sparked some outrage over which political extreme has the superior fetishistic tastes for some time but would ultimately be overshadowed by the [[Kenosha]] incident.

==Meet the Crew!==
[[File:tf2-meet-the-team-jingle - Copy.mp3]]
===Daniel Perry===
[[File:daniel perry portrait.png|thumb|left|100px]]
'''Loudout''': .357 revolver<br>
'''Mount''': 2020 Hyundai Ioniq Hybrid<br>
'''Class''': Sergeant<br>
'''Affiliation''': [[Furfag|Race]] & [[FurAffinity|Nation]]
{{clear}}
===Garrett Foster===
[[file:Garrett foster portrait.jpeg|thumb|left|100px]]
'''Loudout''': AK-47<br>
'''Mount''': None<br>
'''Class''': Mechanic<br>
'''Affiliation''': [[Antifa]]<br>
{{clear}}
==Showtime!==
This neo-spaghetti Western film begins with Sheriff Daniel Perry pulling into the town of Austin on a horse-drawn carriage in the one and only Lone Star State where as it appears, bandits are amok and acting all disorderly-like. Infuriated by the lawless state of this once great town, he humors himself by swerving into a crowd to get a startle out of them. Readily, a mob crowds to the scene and the revered bandit chief, Garrett Foster, shows up to challenge such defiance with a historically accurate AK-47 slung over his chest. Now they may call Sheriff Perry "Knives", but he certainly isn't the type of fool to take one to a gun fight. From underneath the wolfskin slung over his shoulder, Perry swiftly drew his trusty revolver and shot four times into his adversary. The Bandit Chief fell dead with three bullet holes in his torso and one in his arm, with two of them making exit wounds for a total of six holes. More holes would be added to Perry's carriage as he fled the scene by a bandit-aligned medic who the directors decided to write in as a [[nonbinary]] for the [[globohomo|modern audience]], but her real gender must have been [[female]] because she failed to hit flesh.

If Perry expected to be exonerated for his rogue justice, then he was wrong as his very government was infiltrated by the same criminals who were running this city into the ground and he was sentenced to 25 to years in the jail house, with a possibility of being released after just 12 and a half years if he behaves like the good little domesticated lap dog he's ought to be. 

<center>
{{Frame|
{{fv| |background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;
|[[File:Daniel Perry shooting 1.mp4|700px]]'''Exclusive pirated footage
|[[File:Daniel Perry shooting 2.mp4|700px]]'''Alternative camera angle
|<youtube>gq99anptsmI</youtube>'''Garrett Foster off set the day before filming.
}}
|border=white|background=white}}
</center>

==Furfaggotry==
[[File:knives0011 FA applause.png|thumb]]
Yep. Daniel is a confirmed [[furry]]. He created a [[FurAffinity]] account in [[2010]] under the username '''Knives0011''' and mostly used it as a personal blog to detail his experiences in [[Afghanistan]]. According to his journals, he has attended "[[furmeets]]" in [[Seattle]] and was possibly into [[yiff]] too. Daniel did not post any art to his account because he did not have any artistic talent as evidenced by him posting military pictures of himself and asking for people to draw his him as his [[fursona]], a [[wolf]] (''name: [[Second Life|Knives Foxclaw]]?''), although its unclear if anybody ever took him up on that offer. 

<center><gallery>
daniel perry FA photo 1.png
daniel perry FA photo 2.png
</gallery></center>

After the shootout, furries rejoiced knowing they could call one of their own an American hero. FurAffinity banned his account and deleted the military pictures even though he hasn't used the account in the better part of a decade- I don't think he was coming back, certainly not behind a jail cell no less.

===Other Degeneracy===
Some lucky bastards got to look threw Daniels search history and found out he's been sending sexually-charged messages to [[16-year old girls]] via [[kike|Kik]], but he's already been pardoned so [[Nothing Ever Happens|nothings going to happen]]; just ignore that and laugh at him for being a furry.

==Gallery==

<gallery>
Kyle Rittenhouse furry art.png|[[BTFO|Nobody drew Daniel's fursona]], but [[Kyle Rittenhouse]] still got furry fan art without even asking for it.
Garrett Foster ak47.png|Garrett's gun, a model PSAK-47 G3.
Garrett Foster3.png|Garret and his quadruple [[amputee]] girlfriend. He should have invested in that bionic quadrupedal military technology :(
Garrett Foster2.png|Garret with his girlfriend before she became a caterpillar via reverse metamorphosis.
daniel perry meme1.png
daniel perry meme2.png
daniel perry meme3.png
daniel perry meme4.png
daniel perry meme5.png
daniel perry meme6.png
daniel perry meme7.png
daniel perry meme8.png
daniel perry meme9.png
daniel perry meme10.png
</gallery>

==Pardoned==
5 years after the incident and 372 days after proper imprisonment, Daniel Perry was pardoned by [[conservative]] interest groups and he said "LOL L8TER FA660TS!"

==See Also==
{{Killers}}
*[[Polybun]] - his successor.
*[[Jeff Weise]] - a.k.a. '''Blades11''', a possible inspiration?
*[[Kyle Rittenhouse]] - fellow instigator of protestors.
*[[James Alex Fields]] - iconic.

==External Links==
*{{Wikilink|Murder_of_Garrett_Foster|TOW coverage}}
*{{WPD|h/shooting/post/296066/daniel-perry-kills-garrett-foster-in|WPD thread}}
*{{furaffinity|knives0011}} ({{archive|kj1tZ|Archive}})
*{{archive|L44ZT|Twitter Archive}}
*{{archive|P4N5d|Steam Archive}}

{{furfaggotry}}
{{Aspies}}
{{High Scores}}
{{pedoseries}}
{{SecondLife}}
{{Valve}}
[[category:Furries]]
[[category:People]]
[[category:2020]]