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[[Image:Warez-communism.jpg|thumb|<STRIKE>[[Stalin]]</STRIKE>Lol that's Lenin you faggot  hanging out with some dork on an [[Apple switch ads|iMac]] in an anti-warez ad]]

Warez is the means by which [[people]] too [[India|poor]] to afford to [[microsoft|buy software]] and don't [[lilo|smell bad enough]] for [[linux|free software]], or otherwise just don't want to pay for fucking 1s and 0s (which cost zero cents to distribute), to get the programs to run their [[computer|pornography dispensing machine]]. 

=Distribution=
Warez are generally made available to the [[Idiots|e-public]] by [[pirate|software pirates]]. Moreover, much of this happens over [[IRC]], [[Bittorrent]] and [[Usenet]] and therefore it's [[serious fucking business]]. Since all pirates are those who properly know how to manage their budget, and stick it to the man, but it hurts the "industry" (of scamming you to pay up for the distribution, NOT the engineering, of numerical digits), [[some argue]] that there is more [[lulz|drama]] relating to software piracy than all other internets drama combined. Downloading warez [[Anecdotal evidence|is very similar]] to [[Masturbation|masturbation]], as most [[You|people]] do it, but dislike talking about their [[Cybersex|personal experiences]] to people that might get their feelings hurt.

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You can tell that it's [[bullshit]] because [[niggers]] are telling [[whites]] not to steal.

=Drama IRL=
Warez can also be used as an effective [[IRL]] drama generating tactic. 

# Get fired for wearing your [[fursuit]] to work.  (OMG [[fursecution]]!!!!).
# Leave an anonymous tip on the BSA hot-line (+1 (888) NO-PIRACY in the [[United States]]); report the unlicensed copies of Visual Studio 2005 you installed. Feel free to exaggerate. 
# The authorities will harass your former employer at the BSA's behest, requiring a full audit of all software licenses. Resulting in, perhaps, days of lost work.
# GOTO 1


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