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|Born 	June 8, [[1999]]
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|Killed 1, injured 3 
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John Timothy Earnest is a random American {{age|1999|06|08}}-year old [[Loser|loser]] who shot up the [[Jews|Chabad of Poway Synagogue]] in [[San Diego]], [[California]], on April 27, 2019, and livestreamed it (the dumb cracker set the stream private so nobody could watch it).

Normally, we'd put the subject's name in bold in the intro, but why bother, honestly? No one will ever remember this guy. The [[Old Media|media]] sort of yawned and lost interest after day 1 when it turned out the shooter despised [[The Donald|Trump]], so there was no chance of spinning it into a Trump-bashing opportunity. Israel cashed in a bit by blaming Arabs (see below), but [[Typical|Jews gonna Jew]]. It barely even sparked any buzz on the old [[Mass shooting|mass shooting]] meme.

Labelling Earnest a [[Terrorist|terrorist]] would be an insult to all those who've sacrificed their lives for the advancement of the art; this cocky 8chan twat couldn't even score past a 60-year-old pensioner minding her own business. He is further proof that [[Retards|Californians]] really shouldn't get involved in anything [[Assault rifle|firearms]]-related.
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==The Impotence of Being Earnest==
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Earnest joined [[8chan|8chan]]'s /[[Poll|pol]]/ and immediately felt right at home. Through a combination of [[Srs Bsns|dedication]] and [[Retardation|retardation]], he went from being a [[Sad|sad]] [[Lonely|lonely]] [[Nerd|nerd]] to [[Alt-Right|an angry and badly-informed basement-dweller]] in just under 18 months.

Inspired by the heroic deeds of [[Robert Bowers|Robert Bowers]] and [[Brenton Tarrant|Brenton Tarrant]], Earnest sat himself down and wrote a [[Shitpost|terrible manifesto]] full of even worserer shitposting than Tarrant's. And we mean so bad, that you'd prefer Earnest shoot you rather than read it to you. Since Earnest was just an [[Edgy|edgy]] teen with delusions about being the vanguard of a new race war, he decided to pad his manifesto with [[USI|ludicrously self-aggrandizing statements]]. The cringiest of these was about how he hoped to be released from prison when [[ZOG|ZOG]] was overthrown, and would then lead fresh sorties against the Enemies of the White Race.

He tried [[Arson|setting fire]] to a mosque, but hadn't realized that [[Sandniggers|sandniggers]] sleep inside the goddamned things. So the Muzzies woke up, put the fire out while yawning, and went back to sleep. He boasted in his manifesto about [[Getting away with it|getting away with it]], but the sad truth is the Islams probably thought it was some homeless bum's campfire and never realized they'd been attacked at all. This brings us to the Day Of Action itself.

Earnest got [[Mecha-Dildo|tooled up]], drove to a local synagogue (which he believed to be ZOG's local branch), and walked in with adrenaline surging through his thin teenage veins like spinach through Popeye. This probably explains why he then [[Irony|sprayed-and-prayed]] like a hyperactive toddler's first time with bubble-mix, and caused about as much damage. He blew the fingers off a rabbi's hand and took out one (1) whole Jewess. At that point, his rifle jammed and the synagogue's hired muscle finally noticed him and [[Literally|shouted at him loudly]], causing Earnest to [[Pussybitch|shit himself]] and [[GTFO|run away]].

Apparently, after fleeing the scene, Earnest actually called the cops on himself and was apprehended after surrendering without a struggle. Even [[William Atchison|Couch Cuck]] had more fucking dignity than this.

<b>FINAL TALLY</b>: 1.015 deaths (subject to downward revision if the Rabbi's fingers get stitched back on). He didn't even shoot himself out of shame and self-loathing. If this is the alt-right's idea of gaining popularity, then they should find a better PR guy.

==Advance publicity==
[[File:John_Earnest_-_Original_Thread_Screenshot_13192921.jpg|John Earnest - Original Thread Screenshot 13192921.jpg]]


==Internet Reaction==

[[File:John_Earnest.png|thumb|right| Oy vey! 1 year on /pol/ and he shoah a synagogue with bullets!]]

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Barely any. [[Noone cares|No one was impressed]]. On [[8chan|8chan]], an [[FBI|FBI]] agent feebly tried to [https://ceinquiry.wordpress.com/2019/06/17/fbi-8chan/| blame the whole thing] on [[Vladimir Putin|Putin]], but couldn't drum up much interest. Earnest does however manage to claw back one six-millionth of a point for cred, because he made [[PewDiePie|PewDiePie]][[Jew|✡]] feel so [[Butthurt|butthurt]] about the "Subscribe" meme, that the Pied Piper of Sweden made a sadface video about disowning the whole thing (because that tactic [[Sarcasm|worked so incredibly well]] when [[Pepe|Matt Furie killed off Pepe]].)

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==[[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕵𝖊𝖜𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗 𝕷𝖎𝖊𝖘|Nevar forget]]==
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[[File:John_earnest_-_pro-israel_twitter_propaganda_-_benjamin_netanyahu.png|thumb|center|<b>1: Israeli Prime Minister frames the debate <br> ("[[Anti-semitism|international antisemitism]]")</b> ]]<br>
[[File:John_earnest_-_pro-israel_twitter_propaganda_-_donald_trump.png|thumb|center|<b>2: Trump follows Israeli PM's lead <br> (doesn't contradict Israeli narrative)</b> ]]<br>

[[File:John_earnest_-_pro-israel_twitter_propaganda_-_donald_trump_(2).png|thumb|center|<b>3: Trump really cares about American Jews!</b> ]]<br>

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4: Hawkish US foreign policy think-tank executive[[Jew|✡]] decides to blame Ilhan Omar[[Muslim|☪]] for [[Obvious|some reason]]</b>]]<br>

[[File:John_earnest_-_pro-israel_twitter_propaganda_-_donald_trump_(2).png|thumb|center|<b>5: "Oy vey, don't forget you're meant to be remembering [[The Holocaust|the sexy Brazilian!]]"</b> ]]<br>

[[File:John_earnest_-_pro-israel_twitter_propaganda_-_donald_trump.png|thumb|center|<b>6: Blame Palestinians!<br> (Hell, why not? [[Israel|They'll soon be dead anyway]])</b> ]]<br>

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Moral of the story: [https://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/02/magazine/02FOB-onlanguage-t.html|"Never let a good crisis go to waste!"][[Jew|✡]]
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==Gallery of epic failure==

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File:Internettoughkid.jpg|Earliest sighting
File:John_earnest_old_pics.jpg|Is that you, dad?
File:John_earnest_with_father_(2014_photo).png|Dem teefs!
File:John_earnest_(red_hoodie_with_fire_logo).jpg|Dat hair!
File:John_earnest_younger_(barechested).jpg|Dat scowl!
File:John_earnest_(facebook_photo_detail).jpg|Dose shorts! 
File:John_earnest_synagogue_shoot_friends_facebook.jpg|Dem fwiends! 
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File:John_earnest_facebook_posts_1.jpg
File:John_earnest_facebook_posts_2.jpg
File:John_earnest_facebook_posts_3.jpg|Surely he knows that [[Jews did WTC]], right? 
File:John_earnest_facebook_posts_4.jpg
File:John_earnest_8chan_post.jpg
File:John_earnest_-_tweets_by_@aricvictor.jpg|[[I'm 12 years old and what is this?|I'm 12 years old... what is this?]]
File:Trump_israel_golan_heights.png|This is why there will always be another John Earnest 

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His [[Faggotry|musical talent]] far exceeds his knack for [[Murder|mass shootings]]. Chopin is rolling in his grave.
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*A deadly weapon even under California's [[Big Brother|Orwellian]] [[Communist|gun laws]]—just not in this [[Fail|faggot's hands]].
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*Double sprint time to use [[JoJo|Joestars family technique]] after pussying out when his rifle jammed.
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==[[Fail|Score]]==


{{GradedScore|1|''(3 injured) - Even unarmed [[Kikes|kikes]] were a challenge for [[Nerd Rage|this fag'']]|0|''[[Forced Meme|Hit or Miss, I guess you never miss, huh?'']]|0|''[[BAWWWW]] manifesto, typical 4cuck's [[Pol|/pol/]] user''|1|''The usual "[[False flag|false flag]]" bawwing in 4chan, caused lulz for jews''|10|''[[Chris-Chan|Autist with rage]]''|12|(<b>F</b>)|DID WORSE THAN [[William Atchison|SOFA CUCK]]!!!!|}}

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<span style="font-size:16pt;">'''Wanted Level:'''</span>
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<span style="font-size:12pt;">'''Mall Cop'''</span>
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==External Links==

[[File:File:JewDiePie.png|right|thumb|none|PewDiePie is ZOG confirm?]]

*{{fb|john.earnest.96780|<s> John Earnest&nbsp;</s>}}

*{{archive|P4zIM|(archive)}} - Fagbook account

*{{pastebin|VXXFQMTW}} 

*{{archive|T2UXw|(archive)}} - Gay manifesto

*[https://www.10news.com/news/local-news/man-who-claims-he-chased-suspected-poway-synagogue-shooter-away-speaks-out| "When I shouted at him, the shooter looked at me before running out of the building."] 
(Archived: {{archive|Mkhpc|1}} {{wayback|https://www.10news.com/news/local-news/man-who-claims-he-chased-suspected-poway-synagogue-shooter-away-speaks-out|title=2}})

*[https://web.archive.org/web/20190811012146/https://8ch.net/pol/res/13212937.html| "Saint Chad Earnest pleads not guilty"] - pol/ thread, May 1st-6th, 2019 
(Archived: {{archive|509dE|1}} {{wayback|https://8ch.net/pol/res/13212937.html|title=2}})

*[https://web.archive.org/web/20190811012146/https://ceinquiry.wordpress.com/2019/06/17/fbi-8chan/| Pea-brained Fed on 8chan tries to blame Russia for the shooting, accidentally self-doxes] 
(Archived: {{archive|9soJC|1}} {{wayback|https://ceinquiry.wordpress.com/2019/06/17/fbi-8chan/|title=2}})

*[https://web.archive.org/web/20190811012146/https://abcnews.go.com/US/fbi-warns-foreign-actors-sow-discord-wake-mass/story?id=63857763| FBI warns that "foreign actors" will use religious-targeted shootings to spread misinformation] 
(Archived: {{archive|uv4av|1}} {{wayback|https://web.archive.org/web/20190811012146/http://web.archive.org/web/*/%7B%7B%7B1%7D%7D%7D|title=2}})
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