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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Ryan Palmeter'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|November 28, 2001}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|August 26, 2023 (aged 21)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 3}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck no lol}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
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'''Ryan Christopher Palmeter'''{{Nazi}} was a 21-year-old [[Emo|suicidal crybaby]], [[Fail|college dropout]], and [[CIA]] asset from Jacksonville, [[Florida]] who [[Loser|sacrificed his life]] to continue the work of his idol [[Brenton Tarrant]] in removing the Fried Chicken Filth from the South. Having grown up in a place called "Oakville Plantation," he had experienced his fair share of gangbangs and assrapes from [[Nigger|niggers]], and decided to get revenge on the darkies with an AR-15 on August 26, 2023.

Palmeter boasted a history of [[Insane|mental illness]] and had previously been involuntarily institutionalized in 2017 for an emergency mental health evaluation following a threat to yeet himself from the roof of a building.

==The Attack==
===Loadout===

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*'''Primary''': AR-15
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*Epic rifle used to pwn everyone in his path. <br> '''Does 50-60 damage.'''
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*'''Secondary''': Glock 20
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*Gun used by Ryan for an heroing. <br> '''Does 35-45 damage.'''
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*'''Handicap''': Fat
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*Running and movement speed cut in half. Aiming increases due to the gaming skillz trained in his cave.
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*'''Spell''': Nazi
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*Sharty memes got to him. <br> '''Double damage against niggers, Muslims, non-Aryans and Jews.'''
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[[File:Ryan_Palmeter_Nazi_Gun.png|thumb|200px|left|Like every other white devil before him, Ryan made sure to write a bunch of random Nazi shit on his AR for extra butthurt and lulz.]]
[[File:RyanPalmeterDed.png|thumb|[[An hero|GAME OVER]]]]
[[File:RyanpalmeterDedClose.png|thumb|Rest easy kang]]
Palmeter had planned to go postal at Edward Waters University, a school in Jacksonville with a historically black student body and staff, but he was approached by a security guard while lurking near the campus library and then [[Banned|asked to leave]] after he refused to identify himself. Palmeter retreated to his car, where he was seen equipping a ballistics vest and mask. Security was alerted again and attempted to confront him once more, but he drove away before he could be accosted.

With his grand plans apparently thwarted, he set his sights on a shitty little Dollar General of all places instead. He shot and killed one nigger in her car in the parking lot, and then another nigger who was [[Looting|stealing merchandise]] inside. [[Retard|Two more niggers walked in while the shooting was going on]], at whom Palmeter opened fire but only killed one, leaving the other completely unscathed. Finally, he [[Devin Patrick Kelley|called his daddy]] to tell him how to find his multiple manifestos and then [[Shotgun mouthwash|turned his gun on himself]] before he could get [[raped]] by the cops and then later by [[Bubba]].

==Manifestos==
[[File:Palmeter_in_store.png|200px|right]]
Ryan wrote three manifestos because of course he fucking did, the first detailed his mission that he descriptively titled "[[Total Nigger Death]]," which was supposed to include even honorary negroes like [[Eminem]] and Machine Gun Kelly. He expressed admiration for such killers as the [[Timothy McVeigh|Oklahoma City bomber]] and [[Virginia Tech Massacre|Virginia Tech shooter]], but admonished the Boogaloo Boys as [[Role-playing|larpers]] because they are cowards who have not actually committed murder. The second one was made for [[feds]]. Finally, the third one was made for mum n’ dad.

Paradoxically, his writings indicated a positive opinion of black Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, whom he admired as having "interpret(ed) laws based on the Constitution instead of doing [[Liberalism|faggy activist shit]] like the last half-century's worth of Supreme Court Justices."

<center><pdf width="500" height="300">File:Ryan Palmeter Manifesto.pdf</pdf></center>

==Reactions==
As the shooting took place in [[Florida]] where 12 out of 10 locals supported bringing back slavery, there wasn't much butthurt from the media, but of course [[Joe Biden|Old Joe]] had to give another unoriginal reaction to the shooting, this time saying “[[Bullshit|White supremacy has no place in America]]”. Ron DeSantis called Palmeter a pussy for becoming An Hero, being fully aware that a lifetime of buttsecks with Bubba was not a better option. Of course, some butthurt niggas didn`t like Ronnie`s statement , and even booed him of stage when he attended a vigil to pretend he gave a shit about the victims.

==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|3|Not much of a loss for the states cotton production|2|Chased some bitch around the store and still couldn't get the kill|14|Tactical vest and Nazi shit scribbled on his AR-15|7|Got the media to blame the governor somehow|5|Caused minor butthurt in Florida but otherwise insignificant|31|F|[[Dylann Roof]]: The Sequel}}
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{{Wanted|1}}

==See Also==
*[[Dylann Roof]]
*[[Epic Fail]]
*[[Fatass]]
*[[Florida]]
*[[Meth]]
*[[Nazi]]
*[[Niggers]]
*[[Patrick Crusius]] - Part one of the shopping trilogy
*[[Payton Gendron]] - Part two of the shopping trilogy
*[[Redneck]]
*[[Soyjak.party]] - Mentioned in manifesto and Steam comments a few times
*[[White Supremacy]]

==External Links==
*{{yt|c|UCT5Xdwxme_cXfJJGvrtkJTg|Billybobsatan}} - His [[YouTube]].
*{{steam|76561198127414715|CaseyAnthony}} - His [[Steam]].
*{{twitter|_Kurihachi/status/1612274534907879425|{{colortext|RED|BREAKING NEWS:}} Elon Musk has Lost US$200 Billions!!!}} - His manifesto contains a gemmy edit of this image.

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