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[[Image:Nanny_Bloomberg.jpg|thumb|Bloomy trying to look cool]]
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[[Image:king_bloomberg.gif|thumb|King Bloomberg the First]]
Michael Bloomberg{{jew}} <s>is</s> was the mayor of [[Jew York City]] and the mortal enemy of big, sugary sodas, gun violence, obesity, styrofoam, inefficient cars, cigarettes, racism, [[muslims|terrorists]] and [[global warming]]. [[Glenn Beck|Conservatives]] and [[Mark Levin|Republicans]] constantly [[Bawww|whine and bitch]] about Bloomy's new laws, calling them "[[Obama|infringements on liberty]]" and "[[Obama|abuses of power]]", which provides lots of lulz to the rest of the country. Bloomy talks about "courage" in his gun-control speeches, while at the same time he is afraid to walk outside his palace [[Hypocrite|without armed guards]].

He is a [[moderator|co-chairman]] of "[[Jews|Mayors]] against Illegal Guns", a pro-gun control group run by [[liberals]] and [[communists]] who want to take away all the guns from Americans after the [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre|Sandy Hook Elementary Lulzfest]], and works as hard as he can to keep your children safe from [[Black people|criminals]] and [[Muslims|terrorists]]. He is one of [[Black Jesus|Obama]]'s many buttsecks partners [[Shit nobody cares about|and the seventh-richest person]] in the Jewnited States of Americunts.

== Early Life ==

Bloomberg was born [[Valentine's Day|February 14th, 1942]] in Boston, Massachusetts. He attended school at [[Liberal|Harvard]] before being crowned Emperor of New York City on January 1st, 2002 ([[Conspiracy theory|which was shortly after 9/11]]). 

== Before being elected Mayor ==

Bloomy spent his time [[JEWS DID WTC|plotting the 9/11 terrorist attacks]], and after they occurred, they were wrongly blamed on [[sand niggers]]. However, it would be no surprise if the muzzie ragheads had pulled it off. It's what they do.

== Political career ==

Bloomy enjoys spending tax-payer money on such noble causes as gun control and fighting against obesity and global warming. Bloomberg has been re-elected three times, which is very strange, considering he is trying to take away large sodas from the fat Americans.  Bloomberg uses his vast amounts of [[jewgold]] (27 billion pieces and counting) to buy power in NYC and win elections, as well as run political ads calling for gun control. 

== List of [[Roman Catholic|good deeds]] he has done for NYC ==

*[[Lies|Combating obesity]]
*[[Bullshit|Tackling gun crime]]
*Fighting against [[Burger King|high-calorie]], [[McDonald's|unhealthy]] foods
*[[Environmentalist|Fighting against the evils of styrofoam]]
*[[Hippie|Combating global warming]]
*[[USI|Keeping your children safe from gun crime]]
*Battling [[Islam|terrorism]]
*Protecting a [[Metzizah b'peh|spiritual rite]] sacred to the Jewish people.[http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/news/headlines-breaking-stories/135430/bloomberg-says-metzitzah-bpeh-wont-be-permitted.html]

== How to piss off Mayor Bloomberg ==

*Drink a soda larger than 16 ounces
*Eat [[Bacon|high]] [[Cake|calorie]] [[Pie|foods]]
*Drive a car 
*Be a conservative
*Vote for Republicans
*Vote against [[Gun control|expanded background checks]] in the Senate
*Use styrofoam
*Burn fossil fuels
*Deny the [[Holocaust]]
*Get fat
*Enforce term limits

== YouTube ==

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== See also == 

*[[Jew York City]]
*[[9/11]]
*[[Communism]]
*[[Politics]]
*[[Obesity]]
*[[Gun control]]
*[[Democrats]]
*[[Environmentalists]]
*[[Jews]]

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