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<br><br><br><center><big><big>On [[Last thursday|Thursday]], December 10th, your favorite wiki turned '''TEN!''' '''Soon you'll be a real man son :')''' </big></big><br><br>To mark this momentous occasion let us dive into the past and resurface with fantastic tales and reminiscing. <br>Since this is ED's 10th birthday party we wont bother singing faggy kiddie songs because this year we're going to <b>LASER TAG</b> 
Will there be cake? Of course there will be [[delicious caek|cake]]. Hope you're not allergic to fat nuts.
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==Re-Birth==
[[File:ED10thbday21.png|thumb|right|300px|Even [[Anita]] joins the festivities]]
On April 15th, 2011, '''Operation Restoration''' became quite possibly the only worthwhile thing shat out of the bowels of '''[[AnonOps]]''', a (now defunct) script kiddie enabling IRC network. The idea was to restore [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] after the domain encyclopediadramatica.com was redirected to the criminally shitty and horrendously unfunny Know Your Meme rip off, [[Ohinternet]]. The project quickly began the night ED.com went down with sister sites encyclopediadramatica.ch and [[Lurkmoarpedia]] scraping articles from [[Googlecash|Google cache]], [[archive.org|Wayback Machine]], etc. Ultimately, ED.ch proved to be more popular due to support from AnonOps, and Lurkmoarpedia was left in the dust.

Like all previous operations lead by Anon, #OpSaveED was a warzone between trolls, script kiddies, and people who were serious about restoring ED and all its glory. Many a script kiddie was determined to LOIC OhInternet out of existence, despite being told not to by everyone with half a brain cell. In order to stop said skiddie rampages, "ddos" and several other related words were blacklisted in #OpSaveED (soon to return to [[Get on IRC fgt|#ed]]).

{{Quote|<@[[killhamster]]> yes

<@killhamster> it is [[lulz|mature]] to try to [[pwn|destroy]] our [[OhInternet|website]]

<@killhamster> very much so|[[Killhamster]] - master of irony| Oh you mean like you destroyed '''our''' [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|website]]?}}


Thanks to some dedicated folks over at #OpSaveED, ED was successful in returning the lulz to those who came here to seek them. Articles were restored (as well as [[Nigger|some]] [[Jews|that]] [[Girlvinyl]] [[Islam|removed]] out of [[offended|fear]] that someone would [[BAWWW|say something]]. 


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==Timeline==
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===Time Machine===
Holy shit!  [http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/www.encyclopediadramatica.se Look!] Even more archives!
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20101218030457/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Main_Page 2010]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20110507123625/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/ 2011]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20120221004509/http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Page 2012]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20131024213856/https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Main_Page 2013]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20140129015512/http://encyclopediadramatica.es/Main_Page 2014]
==ED's in your tubes, killing your news==
[[Image:Edinthenews.jpg|thumb|200px|Hey, how's your [[news]]?]]
In its ten long years of lulzitude and trollery, ED has managed to [[attention whore]] itself into the clutches of [[old media]] moar than once.  Good thing their arthritis keeps them slow.  See our stalkers [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:ED_in_the_News|here]].
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encyclopedia_Dramatica Jimbo's love note]
*[http://www.conservapedia.com/Encyclop%C3%A6dia_Dramatica Conservapeditard's take on ED.] Guess they missed [[Black Jesus|this]] and [[Leftard#See Also|these]].
*[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Encyclopedia_Dramatica_%28Encyclopedia%29 Uncyclopedia.] [[Unfunny]], but what do you expect from them?
*[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/HowTo:Write_an_article_for_Encyclopedia_Dramatica Uncyclopedia - second attempt.]  Getting warmer.
*[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Encyclopedia_Dramatica_%28Website%29 Uncyclopedia - third time's a charm.]  Most likely written by an [[Disgraced|ex-sysop]].
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===Shitty Birthday Drawings===


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===LOOK IT'S SOME FUCKING CAKE===
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<big>'''Happy Birthday ED!'''</big><br></center>


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==[[bullshit|Astrological Chart]]==
[[File:Nazi-cake.gif|250px|right|Happy Birthday To You!!!]]
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<big>'''<span class="collapsibletoggle">[<span class="mw-customtoggle-chart showhidetext"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">Enough of this bullshit</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">What do the stars hold?</span></span>]</span>'''</big></center>
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*Name: ED
*December 10 2014
*12:00 PM Time Zone is PST
*San Francisco, CA<br>
'''Rising Sign''' is in 09 Degrees ''Pisces''.
Very sensitive to your surroundings, other people's feelings become your feelings. Try to avoid [[Anti-lulz|negative]] people because your tendency to empathize with them will make you [[Boring|negative]] also.  A [[Addict|dreamer]], you like to escape to a world of your own creation. As such, you are known for the [[Gay|vividness]] of your imagination and should [[attention whore|try to share your inner visions with others]]. Very [[An hero|self-sacrificial]] by nature, beware of others becoming [[stalker|overly dependent]] on you or vice versa. 

'''Sun''' is in 19 Degrees ''Sagittarius''.
Very [[lulzy|fun-loving]], spirited and [[Spastic|energetic]], you have a [[Fat|huge]] reservoir of [[shit|physical energy]] within you that needs to be [[Orgasm|released]]. As such, sitting at a keyboard shooping cocks for hours is very important to you. Quite gregarious, you enjoy [[secks|being with other people]], but you tend to avoid emotionally restrictive or intimate relationships. Constantly [[Not gay|curious]] about the [[JEWS DID WTC|broader issues]] of life, you may at times be quite careless and sloppy about [[Anal|details]] -- you tend to leap to conclusions before all the facts are in. An avid reader, you are totally enthusiastic about any given subject should it interest you. You are known for being homophobic, racist, anti-semitic and in general, very [[AIDS|positive]]!

'''Moon''' is in 01 Degrees ''Sagittarius''.
An idealist, you prefer the [[internets|grand]], the [[memes|beautiful]], the [[lulz|good]] and the [[drama|noble]]. You get very disappointed when your [[Drugs|high expectations]] in life are not met. Very curious by nature, you enjoy traveling and learning about other peoples and cultures. Try to avoid your tendency to [[Rape|ignore]] the small but important details of living. [[Bullshit|You are independent and free, and you want others to be that way, too]]. Optimistic, buoyant and cheerful, others like to [[Falcon Punch|have]] you around. You have an incessant desire to learn as much as possible about [[Creepypasta|metaphysics]], [[Terrorism|religion]], [[Crap|philosophy]] and any other [[Goatse|broad, deep subject]] - so you can properly ridicule it. Your life tends to be punctuated by [[Bipolar Disorder|bursts of energy and frenetic activity]].

'''Mercury''' is in 17 Degrees ''Sagittarius''.
Your mind is very curious and inquisitive, always seeking information on a wide variety of topics. The broader the subject matter (philosophy, science, religion, metaphysics), the more it will appeal to you. You prefer to deal with [[Drugs#Lysergic_acid_diethylamide_.28LSD.29|abstractions]] -- the small but important details associated with any subject [[Fucktard|tend to slip your grasp]]. You are known for being [[Weed|blunt]], honest and truthful.

'''Venus''' is in 22 Degrees ''Scorpio''.
Your feelings about others are deep, powerful, intense and complex. [[Autism|When you like someone, you do so totally and obsessively]] - if you do not like someone, they do not exist. Your faithfulness and [[Polyamory|loyalty to your lover]] is unquestioned, indeed at times it is too much so -- you get so possessive that you almost [[Nathan_Keefer|smother your partner]]. At times, your feelings are kept deep within you and, because they are so [[Retarded|complex]] and [[Desu|intense]], they frighten you -- this is the way that you try to ignore them. But the more you try to do this, the more [[Tubgirl|explosive]] things get when you eventually do express them.

'''Mars''' is in 19 Degrees ''Scorpio''.
Your likes and dislikes are strong and intense, never casual or superficial. You are known for your [[DOUBLE NIGGER|persistence and willful obsession]]. Once you have decided on a course of action, you are [[THE BEST|unstoppable]]. Your [[Faggotry|emotional actions]] tend to be extreme, although you try to keep them muted. And you tend to release your anger as [[sarcasm]] or [[irony]]. Beware of your tendency to hold grudges and to be vengeful. When you do fight, or release your [[Semen|internal tensions]], you do so body and soul -- you become totally passionate and [[Chris-Chan|your outbursts are awesome to behold]].

'''Jupiter''' is in 14 Degrees ''Libra''.
You are generally good at [[User:Weev|balancing opinions]] and [[Honorary Ed Lolington|judging issues]], but you tend to be indecisive when it comes to making up your own mind. You are objective and quite concerned with [[Scientology|fair play]] and [[For great justice|justice]]. But, when it comes to yourself, you are so aware that whatever you do might upset the apple cart that you often choose to compromise rather than do anything that might make you [[Forever alone|lonely or vulnerable]]. [[Fuckbuddies|Relationships]] are very important to you -- you learn about yourself and grow through [[Camwhore|observing yourself interacting with others]]. Your æsthetic tastes are refined, but [[rich and beautiful|expansive and expensive]].

'''Ur[[anus]]''' is in 03 Degrees ''Pisces''. [[Chanology|You, and most of your peers, are extremely idealistic and want to change society by completely reorienting its highest religious goals and aspirations]]. Just be careful to make sure that [[Unrealistic Expectations|your new goal structures are properly grounded in reality]] so that they have a chance of being accepted by [[NORPs|the majority]].</div>
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==You're Invited==
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Also we totally accept [[ED:Donate|presents.]]<br>You wouldn't show up to a 10 year old's birthday without presents, would you?</big></big></big>
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