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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Aaron Alexis'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 9, [[Retro|1979]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|September 16, [[2013]] (aged 34)}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Black people|Basketball]] [[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 12, injured 9}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single Player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No, killed by [[cops|police]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Idklol]]}}
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'''Aaron Alexis''' was a [[Buddhist]] [[nigger|basketball person]] and [[pretty cool guy]] who on September 16, [[2013]], [[pwned]] the [[Washington]] [[Military|Navy Yard]] after having been subjugated to the effects of [[electric boogaloo|millimeter waves]] reverberating through his apartment walls and running out of his precious [[Left 4 Dead|peelz]]. As with every other [[nigger]], he was born and raised in [[Ghetto|da hood]]. The [[gun control|leftarded]] [[old media|media]] networks were quick to claim he used an AR-15 [[assault rifle]] despite the fact he only used a rusted sawed-off Remington 870 shotgun and a pistol stolen from an [[noob|incompetent]] security guard who was too occupied with [[Masturbation|tossing the salad]]. 

One day, he received an [[email]] from his crew-member, who was none other than [[Obama]]; conveniently titled "URGENT: [[419 Nigerian Email Scams|NIGERIAN PRINCE]] [[OVER 9000]] [[IRL]] [[Jew Gold|MONEY]]", it enclosed a secret document that showed him how to become [[Black Jesus]]. Overall, just another wanna-be [[Chris Dorner]] attempting to get on the score-boards but [[failure|failed]] (despite the fact he killed x3 more people than [[Dorner]] did). In the aftermath of the shooting, [[Jack Thompson]] was quick to blame Dorner's actions on the newly released [[Grand Theft Auto V]], despite no evidence existing presenting Alexis as a GTA V player or even a player of [[video games]] at all. Despite getting 12 frags, in a military base no less, Aaron was a [[nigger]], so the media was quick to overlook the story. See, only white people are capable of committing a [[mass shooting]] and you can bet your ass [[old media]] will manipulate the facts to make it seem this way.

== Background ==

[[File:Aaron alexis doom.jpg|thumb|left|Aaron Alexis used his [[doom|keycard]] to gain access to the naval base.]]
[[File:Plasma gun.jpg|thumb|The microwave device his [[trolls|roommates]] used to send [[Michael J Fox|vibrations]] down his body.]]

Can't have a [[Mass Shooting|mass workplace shooting]] without a [[psychopath]] being the mastermind of it all, [[amirite]]? Immediately after the event, [[mainstream]] [[old media|media]] had appropriately declared that Aaron was appearing to be suffering from what they assumed was a [[mental illness]] prior to the massacre, ranging from allegedly being a victim of [[harassment]] to [[Schizophrenia|hearing voices in his head ]] which encouraged him significantly. [[Lol|Extremely low frequency electromagnetic waves]] was a large chunk of this encouragement, stating that it was what he had been "subjected to in the past 3 months", and what eventually led to the rampage killings. 

Other problems occurred throughout August [[2013]] (one month before the shootings) including naval [[police]] being called to his hotel room on August 4 and discovering that Aaron had taken apart his entire bed, believed someone was hiding under it, and observed that he had [[LOL WUT|taped a microphone to the ceiling to record the voices of people that were apparently following him]], plus showing up at an emergency room on August 23 to [[Crybaby|whine]] that he was experiencing insomnia and was properly treated for it in a [[Virginia]] medical center located in Washington D.C. on August 28, where he told doctors he was not [[Depression|depressed]] and was [[Lie|not actively thinking of harming others]]. 

== Gameplay footage == 

<center>[[File:Aaron Alexis CCTV.mp4|750px]]<br />'''Aaron infiltrating the [[Doom|UAC naval base]].'''</center>

== Loadout ==

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*'''Primary''': 12-gauge sawed-off Remington Model 870 pump-action shotgun
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*'''Does 60~130 Damage.'''
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*'''Secondary''': 9x19mm Beretta M9 semi-automatic pistol
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*Stolen from security guard.<br>'''Does 19~25 Damage'''
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*'''Perk''': Scavenger Pro
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*Pick up enemy equipment and explosives.
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*'''Spell''': Schizo
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*Increases moving speed and increases damage to everyone around them.
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==Graded Score==

{{GradedScore|12|3 injured, <s>[[Americunt]] [[Nigger]] [[High Score]]!</s> [[DeWayne Craddock|Nevermind.]]|17| |20|You're brave as fuck to play on Nightmare Mode.|16|[[George Bush doesn't care about black people|Nobody cares about black people]], at least the news doesn't.|20|[[OG]] black genepool purifier.|[[88]]|B+|Pretty fly for a black guy!}}

{{Wanted|3}}

== [[A challenger appears]]! ==

[[File:DeWayne Craddock colorized.png|[[DeWayne Craddock]], the protagonist of ''Washington Navy Yard 2: Virginia Beach''.|thumb|200px]]

Almost six years after Aaron [[going postal|went postal]], fellow [[batshit insane]] [[schizo]] [[DeWayne Craddock]] went for the [[nigger]] high score and succeeded at breaking Aaron's record by [[win|wounding 1 extra person]]. 

But upon further examination, there are numerous similarities between Aaron and DeWayne that lead us to believe that DeWayne Craddock may have been the [[ghost]] of Aaron Alexis all along.

*Both were born in the late 1970s (Aaron in 1979, DeWayne in 1978).
*Both [[going postal|went postal]] at their former workplaces.
*Both sent 12 [[White devils|cumskins]] back to the lobby.
*Both were [[niggers]].
*Both were [[bald]].
*Both were [[police brutality|killed by cops]].
*Both were the deadliest [[Americunt]] [[Mass Shooting|mass shooters]] of their respective years (DeWayne was for 2 months until the [[Patrick Crusius|El Paso shooting]]).

None of this matters, because even if they weren't the same person, it's obvious that [[Fact|all niggers are the same]] anyway.

==See also==

*[[2013]]
*[[Crimes]]
*[[Chris Dorner]] - The precursor to Aaron.
*[[Dallas Police Shootings]] - The sequel.
*[[DeWayne Craddock]] - The third movie that no one remembers.
*[[Fort Hood]] - Another [[mass shooting]] that happened at a [[military]] base four years before.
*[[High Score]]
*[[Jewnited States of Americunts]]
*[[Job]]
*[[Mark Essex]] - [[OG]] [[nigger]] mass shooter.
*[[Mass Murder]]
*[[Mass Shooting]]
*[[Military]]
*[[Murder]]
*[[Nigger]]
*[[Washington, D.C.]]

== External links ==

*{{Wikilink|Washington_Navy_Yard_shooting|TOW coverage}}

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