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BakaRed 20:25, 28 October 2013 (EDT)

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So I heard you liek niggerdick.

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The Great Black Dick Hoax is one of the most elaborate and massive scams in the history of mankind. Those spreading the myth claim that black people have the biggest dicks around and are therefore better than your average white man. As we, the good editors at Encyclopedia Dramatica will establish, this is complete bullshit.

This is also true of Asians having tiny dicks, however, it is a fact that azns DO have tiny dicks, which explains how that myth came into being; and if an Asian leaves his natural habitat, they become azns, perpetuating the myth and minimizing the actual impact of it. Weeaboos are told by their Asian cumdumpsters, for the lulz, that all the Asian men she's fucked (the number of which is over 9000) had a smaller dick than theirs. (which is a complete lie, ~~since weeaboos have minuscule penises~~ since weeaboos don't get laid) Many Asian men have tiny dicks anyway, however, in the same way that many of any race do.

Greatest Hoax Ever?

Look at her face--she's trying to tell you.

This is one of the greatest hoaxes of our time. The idea that black people have huge dicks is so widely believed that it out-ranks religion in our increasingly atheistic world. It also shows no signs of slowing down, being spread by MTV and other pop culture outlets, it has left a lasting scar on the American conscience and has been mistakenly established as fact.

The Perfect Scam

Those who circulate this rumor are surprisingly crafty about this entire scam, displaying a level of animalistic cunning. They realize that they are a small enough minority that only the filthiest slut or the most experienced prostitute could possibly fuck enough niggers to get an accurate sense the actual size of the black person dick. This means that the dicks depicted in the fake pornography detailed in Exhibit A provide the most common object of reference for whites' perceptions of this hoax, allowing any black person to claim to have the biggest dick in town and fuck any trailer trash jailbait slut he wants to. Some argue that this is just retards who don't know that small differences in the mean manifest as large differences at the tails.

Evidence

The only evidence cited is pornography that only faggots buy because the dicks usually take up the entire fucking screen. But as you can see from Exhibit A, these seemingly massive members are just fake dicks made from some unidentified material.

Porn is no different from any other style film done by professionals. It;s all smoke and mirrors. Truth be told, there are no such things as 14 or 18 inch penises. Anything in porn larger than a 9 inch is almost guaranteed to be a fake. Porn producers use cheap camera angles, small petite women, and in some cases prosthetic penises all for satisfying western obsession with big cocks. Don't buy it? You don't have to Chris Strokes is living proof of it. A man with an average 6 inch penis but by casting him with tiny porn girls and using striking camera angles they make you believe his dick is 12 inches. Behold the magic of porn.

Furthermore, if blacks had as huge dicks as they claim to have, then they would end up killing the women they rape, guro-style. If they really did have huge six foot long dicks, there would be nobody to testify against them for rape because they would be nothing but womanpaste smeared all over a cock. This would mean the percentage of blacks in jail would be lower than 80% because nobody would ever learn of or know about the rape- because they'd be dead. But the percentage is still high, proving this to be a hoax and nothing more. QED.

The other evidence niggers like to use is "Penis size" surveys. What their incredibly small brains never seem to comprehend is there are very few actual real studies on penis size. The various Maps and surveys on Google all consist of data that has been self reported rendering it unreliable. An actual study was taken out in Nigeria by The Nnamdi Azikiwe University Teaching Hospital. They found the average erect Nigerian penis to b 5.2 inches. Comparable to most white & even some Asian nations.

Videos

The Great Black Dick Hoax - Blacks Vs White Cock

Giant white man hung like a horse

Big WHITE cocks at work

Milf prefers big white man over tiny little black man

Skinny teen fucked by one of the thickest cocks ever, and its White

Stereotypes create misunderstandings like this video shows

Black woman plays with a white monster cock

Reverse Cuckolding

Two Giant White Cocks

Links

Reasons Why

You might ask yourself: "Why would a seemingly perfectly friendly black person be involved in such an elaborate scam?" The reasons are numerous, but these prevail:

Black people realized that they never contributed anything to the advancement of mankind so nobody was respecting them (obviously, nothing commands more respect than a man with a dick twice as big as those of other men)
To get all the pussy they can handle and more.
Because no one would believe they have bigger brains.
White men- suffering under the liberal guilt delusion that black people are equal but get disgusted when a normal interracial couple shows themselves in public without being in the circus tent where they belong- feel it's best to frighten other white people by introducing that black men are freaks of nature. So get a black person, put a huge cock on him, and pair him up with an innocent, lily-white piece of purity, and you got yourself some racist fap material. Perfect for self-hating Whites the world over.
Having nothing to offer white women in the way of having a job, upward mobility, sophistication or intellectual equality - they had to come up with this hoax to get a white woman to sleep with them out of sheer curiosity to see if the rumor was true.
Black people realized that they had no chances of competing with Whites look wise (I mean c'mon all blacks look like obese monkey clones compared to White people). They decided the only way they could get the one up on Whites is by claiming their cocks are bigger.

The reaction from black people

“	Pasty racist fucks all over have exaggerated the whole big dick thing into “black men have GINORMOUS six-foot long dicks.” They claim that black claim this, but they’re wrong and that shit is stupid because no men of ANY race has ginormous six-foot long dicks. The fact is simply that the average black dick size is bigger than the average white dick size, PLAIN AND SIMPLE, and if the pasty white asshole eaters don’t like it then TOO FUCKING BAD, because that’s just the way it is. They’d be better off getting the fuck over it and getting on with their lives, but instead they dwell on black men and their dicks. Good grief.	„
—Charlie Brown

Naturally when coming upon this page the average nigger is utterly outraged that white people have uncovered their greatest secret. Such was the case of BiggerThanUrs. In case his username did not give it away, BiggerThanUrs has a clear case of penis envy.

What could have been a very funny revision of this page was sadly killed by the fact BiggerThanUrs had a deep obsession with other black mens' dicks, thus turning his version of the page into a display of faggotry that could easily compete with Exhibits A-D. BiggerThanUrs' userpage is presently smothered in ED: {{dongs}}.

Non Believers

Causing much angst with the average black person, azns, who are pretty much slant eyed Jews with Yellow skin, still won't CONSENSUALLY fuck a black person no matter how big a dick they say they have. Many lulz worthy events have black people calling azns racist because, by their logic, anyone that doesn't want to fuck a Monkey Jawed Neanderthal that held them up 3 nights ago at their family owned laundromat is obviously a nigger hating racist.

Like Jews, azns follow the Sammy Davis Jr. rule. If you're a nigger with a large bank account - they'll give it up but, more often then not, azns view niggers the same way as they view 16 year old, basement dwelling weeaboos with a hard on only for azn pussy and wouldn't fuck them or a nigger with your Mama's own cunt.

Even now, President Obama cries himself to sleep every night because, even after becoming president, he still can't get an azn outside of a massage parlor to touch his dick.